2 Maccabees Chapter 4: Bible Study by Atheists
Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for AtheistsFebruary 06, 2026x
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2 Maccabees Chapter 4: Bible Study by Atheists

Welcome back to Sacrilegious Discourse, where we read the Bible so you don’t have to. This week 2 Maccabees Chapter 4 delivers the spiritual equivalent of a corrupt city council meeting… with bonus nude wrestling. The story kicks off with Sinister Simon blaming Onias for political chaos, and then immediately devolves into a bribe-fueled merry-go-round where Jason buys the high priesthood, then Menelaus outbids him like it’s an eBay auction for religious power. (Spoiler: everyone sucks.)


Things get extra gross when Jason pushes hard into Hellenization, aka “Let’s turn Jerusalem into Greek culture cosplay,” complete with a gymnasium right under the citadel. The hosts dig into why this matters (hint: Greek athletics + Jewish circumcision = weaponized humiliation and cultural erasure), while also spiraling into side-quests about the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, track & field, and the ancient origins of “the ruling class does crimes, the public pays for it.”


Then the chapter tries to pretend it’s not just bookkeeping and bribery… by tossing in murder. Menelaus casually orders Onias killed, and the fallout is basically “Oops, political assassination ...anyway…” until the king finally punishes someone (briefly) while the real parasite slithers back into power. And yes, your hosts are openly bored, openly annoyed, and honestly offended this chapter exists.


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📌 Topics Covered:

  • 2 Maccabees 4 turns the high priesthood into a pay-to-win microtransaction.
  • Jason’s Hellenization campaign: “Be Greek or be punished” (but also… be punished anyway).
  • The gymnasium subplot—because nothing says “religious oppression” like nude athletics and forced assimilation.
  • Menelaus: buys power, steals temple gold, orders murder… keeps his job. Sounds familiar.
  • Political chaos that reads like an ancient corruption spreadsheet with murder sprinkled in.
  • The hosts openly admit this chapter is a slog—and roast it accordingly.


💬 Best Quote from the Episode:

After receiving the royal mandates, he returned, bringing nothing worthy of the high priesthood, but having the passion of a cruel tyrant and the rage of a savage animal.



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00:00 --> 00:01 [Wife]: husband wife.
00:01 --> 00:05 [Wife]: Do you even a little bit remember where we are?
00:05 --> 00:10 [Wife]: Cause I'm sorry to I was that.
00:10 --> 00:14 [Wife]: I tried to hit that note and that was wasn't even close.
00:14 --> 00:15 [Wife]: Okay listen listen.
00:15 --> 00:16 [Husband]: I'm listening.
00:17 --> 00:21 [Wife]: Um, I was watching some of you say now you should probably stop watching whatever it was.
00:23 --> 00:34 [Wife]: Well, I was watching videos that were the songs that are nominated for Oscars this year because you know, the nominations just came out like a week or two ago.
00:35 --> 00:35 [Wife]: Yeah.
00:35 --> 00:49 [Wife]: And so anyway, one of them, one of the songs, this is gorgeous, gorgeous song and it's this very uplifting
00:49 --> 00:51 [Husband]: And I think like what just happened.
00:51 --> 00:53 [Wife]: No, I'm not an opera singer.
00:54 --> 00:55 [Wife]: But it's something.
00:55 --> 01:00 [Wife]: It's from the movie like Feed of Verity or something like that.
01:00 --> 01:02 [Wife]: It's like that, but not that.
01:03 --> 01:06 [Wife]: And I forget what the song is called something like.
01:07 --> 01:09 [Wife]: Um, spirit of joyer.
01:09 --> 01:09 [Wife]: I don't know.
01:09 --> 01:10 [Wife]: Something happy.
01:11 --> 01:30 [Wife]: Anyways, it it was really it was really pretty and it was opera was being the operative word there and that lead is an opera singer, but wife is not it's wife so ain't But but in my heart I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, you know, yeah, I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:30 --> 01:31 [Husband]: you go for it.
01:32 --> 01:33 [Wife]: I went for it.
01:33 --> 01:33 [Husband]: Yeah.
01:34 --> 01:35 [Wife]: Much like Hamilton.
01:35 --> 01:37 [Wife]: I'm not throwing away my shot.
01:37 --> 01:38 [Wife]: I mean, I took my shot.
01:39 --> 01:40 [Wife]: I took it.
01:40 --> 01:40 [Husband]: You took it.
01:40 --> 01:41 [Wife]: Yeah.
01:41 --> 01:46 [Wife]: He didn't say I make 100% of the shots I take.
01:46 --> 01:48 [Husband]: He certainly, yeah, I didn't say that.
01:49 --> 01:49 [Wife]: He didn't say that.
01:50 --> 01:53 [Wife]: And so he's not to my knowledge.
01:53 --> 01:55 [Wife]: I mean, he might have, but that would have been foolish.
01:55 --> 01:56 [Husband]: Right.
01:56 --> 01:59 [Wife]: Yeah, because very few people make all the shots that take sure.
02:00 --> 02:12 [Husband]: I believe before you started on your opera bit you were asking where the hell we were Why was asking if you remember because I don't yeah right great so we've been talking more like I don't
02:13 --> 02:16 [Husband]: We've been talking a lot about ice and all the shit that's happened.
02:16 --> 02:23 [Husband]: So actually, the last episode we did was about ice, baby, fuck guys, fuck guys.
02:23 --> 02:28 [Husband]: Um, but prior to that, the last episode we did was second Macbe's chapter three.
02:28 --> 02:29 [Wife]: Oh, is yours, fuck was?
02:29 --> 02:35 [Husband]: Yeah, yeah, in that episode, um, there was, there was a king that was like,
02:35 --> 02:44 [Husband]: He was like, you guys have too much money and then he sent people to go get the money and just got a healing of the world showed up and then I kept calling him Helio because I didn't know how to say this fucking name.
02:44 --> 02:45 [Husband]: Right, right.
02:45 --> 02:58 [Husband]: And then, and then God rolls up and like, uh, like goal play at a horse with gold armor and and like two celestial bodies with them and like he's like, yo, don't fuck with my people.
02:58 --> 03:01 [Wife]: Yeah, it was so random and weird.
03:01 --> 03:02 [Husband]: Yeah.
03:02 --> 03:05 [Husband]: Yeah, so they were like, oh, okay.
03:06 --> 03:07 [Wife]: And they backed the fuck off.
03:07 --> 03:08 [Husband]: No, we're not doing that.
03:08 --> 03:12 [Husband]: And then they went back and told their dude and they're like, hey, we can't fuck with them.
03:12 --> 03:13 [Wife]: We can't fuck with them.
03:13 --> 03:15 [Husband]: The old played a god on a horse over there, dude.
03:15 --> 03:16 [Husband]: A goal, goal, God.
03:16 --> 03:19 [Husband]: Yeah, you know, you don't like gold sometimes.
03:19 --> 03:21 [Husband]: Gold's silver or bad, except for what it's not.
03:21 --> 03:24 [Husband]: Then it is good, not bad.
03:24 --> 03:39 [Wife]: It's the opposite of the thing that he said before you could never tell and those you'll always guess wrong It's almost like a contradiction It's almost like husband because you're always wrong, but not on this episode That's not what this is about
03:40 --> 03:48 [Husband]: All right, so that's that's kind of what we did last time, which means that today we're getting into second macabees chapter four.
03:48 --> 03:50 [Husband]: All right, you ready to do this?
03:50 --> 03:51 [Wife]: I mean am I ever?
03:51 --> 03:52 [Husband]: No.
03:52 --> 03:54 [Wife]: No, right, are we going to do it anyway?
03:54 --> 03:55 [Husband]: Let's do it.
03:55 --> 03:56 [Wife]: Okay, no key.
04:02 --> 04:05 [Wife]: Well, I almost forgot what I was supposed to save.
04:06 --> 04:07 [Husband]: But then it's like, right in front of you.
04:07 --> 04:09 [Wife]: Yeah, then I remember, I just stared at you.
04:09 --> 04:11 [Husband]: You speak the words kind of.
04:11 --> 04:12 [Wife]: Yeah, I stared at you blankly.
04:12 --> 04:14 [Wife]: And then I was like, what do I end?
04:14 --> 04:19 [Husband]: Yeah, I got to cut a full, like, second and a half off because you're just like, we're staring.
04:19 --> 04:22 [Wife]: But then I looked at my phone and, oh, yeah, there's the macadoon doll.
04:22 --> 04:24 [Wife]: Yeah, it's the macadoon.
04:24 --> 04:24 [Wife]: It's even.
04:24 --> 04:25 [Wife]: Yeah.
04:25 --> 04:25 [Wife]: Yeah.
04:25 --> 04:40 [Wife]: the second set of macadudos which is the goddess ones right in all the ways goddess and goddess yeah yeah all right chapter four okay yeah um so the previously mentioned sign
04:40 --> 04:46 [Wife]: You know, Simon's simple Simon, or Simon says, was it the same, because I felt like it wasn't maybe the same Simon's.
04:46 --> 04:48 [Wife]: They're talking about the previously mentioned Simon's.
04:48 --> 04:55 [Husband]: Well, well, they mentioned Simon in the last episode, but I wasn't certain that it was the same Simon that we were talking about in the previous macadies, but it couldn't be.
04:55 --> 04:57 [Husband]: Could say, I like the Simon's.
04:57 --> 05:05 [Wife]: I'll be honest, I can't wait till the Q&A after Chapter 5, because I don't know who the fuck is whom, you know?
05:05 --> 05:08 [Husband]: I just don't remember God coming down and turning away.
05:10 --> 05:14 [Husband]: Maybe they took his negotiation powers away from him, and they're like, no, it was God.
05:14 --> 05:15 [Husband]: It was God.
05:15 --> 05:16 [Husband]: God played it over.
05:16 --> 05:17 [Wife]: Yeah, some and wasn't all that.
05:17 --> 05:18 [Husband]: Simon wasn't all that.
05:18 --> 05:18 [Husband]: Yeah.
05:18 --> 05:19 [Husband]: It was God.
05:19 --> 05:21 [Wife]: Nobody, nobody is that good.
05:21 --> 05:24 [Husband]: I do like, dude, you're kind of stealing my thunder here.
05:25 --> 05:25 [Husband]: Like, I did that.
05:26 --> 05:27 [Wife]: I was just in my gig.
05:27 --> 05:27 [Husband]: Right, yeah.
05:27 --> 05:29 [Wife]: You're, you're hurting my vibe.
05:29 --> 05:30 [Husband]: Yeah.
05:30 --> 05:39 [Wife]: All right, so that guy, the previously mentioned Simon, who had given information about the money against his country, slandered Onaus.
05:40 --> 05:41 [Wife]: He slandered them.
05:41 --> 05:50 [Wife]: He's talking bad shit about saying that it was he who had incited Heliodorus and had been the real cause of these evil.
05:50 --> 05:51 [Husband]: This is why I don't think it's assignment.
05:51 --> 05:52 [Wife]: It can't be the same.
05:52 --> 05:53 [Husband]: He wasn't bad.
05:53 --> 05:56 [Husband]: He wasn't bad for according to the first Mac, he wasn't bad.
05:56 --> 05:57 [Wife]: Right.
05:57 --> 05:57 [Wife]: You know,
05:58 --> 06:02 [Wife]: So this is either a different Simon or a different story about the scene.
06:03 --> 06:04 [Husband]: And the Simon is saying he didn't say.
06:05 --> 06:07 [Wife]: Right, right, right, right, right.
06:08 --> 06:12 [Wife]: He, the bad Simon, that's, we're going to be calling him.
06:12 --> 06:13 [Husband]: Yeah, I knew it as soon as you said the word.
06:13 --> 06:15 [Husband]: Sinister Simon, I like that.
06:15 --> 06:17 [Wife]: Yeah, because you got to have a iteration.
06:17 --> 06:18 [Husband]: Right, yeah.
06:18 --> 06:30 [Wife]: Sinister Simon dared to call him a conspirator against the state, who was actually the benefactor of the city, the guardian of his fellow countrymen, and a zealot for the law.
06:30 --> 06:31 [Husband]: How dare Sinister Simon?
06:32 --> 06:33 [Husband]: Sinister Simon.
06:33 --> 06:34 [Husband]: Fucking terrible.
06:34 --> 06:35 [Wife]: want to fuck face.
06:35 --> 06:35 [Husband]: Yeah.
06:35 --> 06:59 [Wife]: When his hatred grew so great that even murders were perpetrated through one of Simon's is approved agents, O'Nayas, seeing the danger of the contention and that Apolognius, the son of Manustheus, the governor of Colossaria, and Phoenicia, was increasing Simon's malice.
06:59 --> 07:00 [Wife]: So when all that?
07:00 --> 07:02 [Husband]: Yeah, that was a lot of things that were doing that.
07:02 --> 07:25 [Wife]: appeal to the king, not to be an accuser of his fellow citizens, but looking to the good of all the people, both public and private, for he saw that without the king's involvement, it was impossible for the state to obtain peace anymore, and that silence, sin is
07:25 --> 07:31 [Wife]: Sinister Simon would not see so far he's not selling and he sees so she sees shells down by the sea shore You almost had it.
07:32 --> 07:38 [Wife]: I almost had it, but not quite When Salaisus was the sea
07:39 --> 07:42 [Wife]: not good.
07:42 --> 07:47 [Wife]: I mean, okay, it is good if I'm being honest, but it's not good for much.
07:48 --> 07:50 [Husband]: We need like a partial time to do this.
07:50 --> 07:51 [Wife]: Oh, nice.
07:51 --> 07:51 [Wife]: Nice.
07:51 --> 07:52 [Wife]: We're done.
07:52 --> 07:52 [Wife]: What on?
07:53 --> 07:58 [Wife]: Okay, let us not forget the Salayukas was the Greek guy.
07:58 --> 07:58 [Wife]: Yes.
07:58 --> 08:01 [Wife]: Okay, that's where the whole Salayukas had empire came from.
08:01 --> 08:05 [Wife]: Okay, when Salayukas
08:05 --> 08:08 [Wife]: and Antiochus who was called epiphany.
08:08 --> 08:09 [Wife]: So he was the bad one.
08:09 --> 08:09 [Wife]: The OG.
08:09 --> 08:10 [Wife]: Yeah.
08:10 --> 08:10 [Wife]: Okay.
08:10 --> 08:12 [Wife]: He's the OG villain.
08:12 --> 08:12 [Wife]: Right.
08:12 --> 08:14 [Wife]: Succeeded to the kingdom.
08:14 --> 08:20 [Wife]: Jason, the brother of O'Neill supplanted his brother in the high priesthood.
08:20 --> 08:21 [Wife]: I remember that.
08:21 --> 08:21 [Wife]: Okay.
08:21 --> 08:25 [Wife]: Jason was like I'm going to I'm going to be the the high priest now.
08:26 --> 08:26 [Wife]: Right.
08:26 --> 08:26 [Wife]: Right.
08:26 --> 08:35 [Wife]: Having promised to the king at an audience 360 talents of silver and out of another fund 80 talents.
08:35 --> 08:35 [Husband]: Okay.
08:35 --> 08:37 [Wife]: He's like I'm pissing talents.
08:37 --> 08:38 [Husband]: Right.
08:38 --> 08:38 [Husband]: Yeah.
08:38 --> 08:40 [Wife]: I have so many talents.
08:40 --> 08:46 [Husband]: This is kind of a boring chapter where we went from like, you know, the gold plate of God to this.
08:46 --> 08:48 [Wife]: I mean, it's a, it's a bit lengthy.
08:48 --> 08:49 [Wife]: So, you know, I might pick up.
08:49 --> 08:49 [Husband]: Okay.
08:50 --> 08:50 [Husband]: All right.
08:50 --> 08:52 [Wife]: You don't want to say it's boring.
08:52 --> 08:53 [Wife]: Like, right off.
08:53 --> 08:54 [Husband]: It's the kind of way far.
08:54 --> 08:56 [Husband]: It's just a little, it's lacking.
08:56 --> 09:02 [Wife]: Okay, listen, we, we mentioned entire case of Pyphonies and he is the OG villain.
09:02 --> 09:03 [Husband]: Could go bad from here.
09:03 --> 09:03 [Wife]: Yeah.
09:03 --> 09:27 [Wife]: he's kind of cool I mean okay I said I kind of like him that sounded so sinister I like him in the way that you know I like Maleficent you know what I mean or like in the little mermaid you know like I've always been I think how many in Thai came after him you know there's a lot of them I guess so and into your co-co-co-kis
09:28 --> 09:29 [Wife]: I don't even know.
09:29 --> 09:30 [Husband]: Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:30 --> 09:33 [Wife]: Yeah, no, let's just move on, let's just move on.
09:33 --> 09:38 [Wife]: In addition to this, he undertook to assign 150 more.
09:38 --> 09:52 [Wife]: If it might be allowed him through the King's authority to set him up a gymnasium and a body of youths to be trained in it and to register the inhabitants of Jerusalem as citizens of Antioch.
09:52 --> 09:57 [Wife]: Now, we talked about this before about why the, what a random gymnasium.
09:57 --> 10:00 [Wife]: and signing up to Jews like why is that weird or bad?
10:00 --> 10:01 [Wife]: Like what is happening?
10:02 --> 10:11 [Wife]: Let us not forget that the whole reason for setting up the gymnasium and saying, yeah, we love you guys to participate is because the Greeks
10:11 --> 10:20 [Wife]: They were very into body perfection or celebrating the body in its most perfect potential form.
10:21 --> 10:33 [Wife]: So they did all of their exercises in the nude, which gave them the opportunity to see the Jewish men and their penises.
10:33 --> 10:35 [Wife]: circumcised.
10:35 --> 10:40 [Wife]: Yeah, so like that's what this is about is the circumcised juice.
10:40 --> 10:41 [Wife]: Is it?
10:41 --> 10:43 [Wife]: Yeah, we talked about this before.
10:43 --> 10:43 [Wife]: All right.
10:43 --> 10:46 [Wife]: That's why, because you were like, why?
10:47 --> 10:53 [Wife]: Like, they mentioned a gym and like, why is it bad that they're letting the juice participate?
10:53 --> 10:53 [Wife]: I don't understand.
10:54 --> 10:56 [Wife]: And so we had this whole Q&A over it.
10:56 --> 10:57 [Wife]: Got it.
10:57 --> 10:58 [Wife]: Or it was part of a Q&A.
10:58 --> 10:59 [Wife]: Yeah.
10:59 --> 11:10 [Wife]: And it's a way to shame the Jews and a way to tell who is secretly a Jew, because it's not like you can glue the cap back on.
11:10 --> 11:11 [Wife]: Right.
11:12 --> 11:13 [Wife]: They don't work that way.
11:14 --> 11:16 [Wife]: Your foreskin gets cut off, is cut off.
11:16 --> 11:16 [Wife]: You know?
11:17 --> 11:19 [Husband]: You could say like, you know, a goat bit of the offer, something.
11:19 --> 11:21 [Husband]: A goat beat my penis.
11:21 --> 11:22 [Husband]: I mean, you know, never know.
11:23 --> 11:24 [Wife]: You're on a goat.
11:25 --> 11:25 [Wife]: I swear.
11:26 --> 11:28 [Wife]: A goat beat my penis.
11:28 --> 11:32 [Wife]: I mean, it just sounds like a Monty Python to get waiting to happen, you know?
11:32 --> 11:32 [Wife]: Yeah.
11:33 --> 11:38 [Wife]: OK. And please forgive my horrible British accent, but like, I don't know how to British.
11:39 --> 11:39 [Husband]: Yeah.
11:39 --> 11:40 [Wife]: But I love it, though.
11:40 --> 11:45 [Husband]: You're from the place that the person that's listening from Britain is not from.
11:45 --> 11:46 [Husband]: with that different accent.
11:47 --> 11:48 [Husband]: Right, right, that's what it is.
11:48 --> 11:49 [Wife]: Yeah.
11:49 --> 11:52 [Husband]: And you're using some other dialect, you know?
11:52 --> 11:54 [Wife]: Yes, yes, yes.
11:54 --> 11:57 [Husband]: Like this can, and maybe I'm Britain.
11:57 --> 11:58 [Wife]: Yeah, right.
11:58 --> 11:58 [Wife]: Yeah.
11:58 --> 12:11 [Wife]: When the king had a sentence, oh, so you're talking about like when somebody says, I do an American accent, and it could be like Boston or Texas or like California, they're like,
12:11 --> 12:12 [Wife]: We don't know.
12:12 --> 12:13 [Wife]: Right.
12:13 --> 12:14 [Husband]: That's what I'm saying.
12:14 --> 12:14 [Husband]: You're from that other place.
12:14 --> 12:15 [Wife]: Yeah.
12:15 --> 12:15 [Wife]: That other place.
12:16 --> 12:21 [Wife]: So if you're British and you're complaining about my accent, I wasn't doing your other accent.
12:21 --> 12:22 [Wife]: I'm just doing the other one.
12:22 --> 12:23 [Wife]: God.
12:23 --> 12:24 [Wife]: Stupid.
12:27 --> 12:29 [Wife]: JKJK you're not stupid.
12:29 --> 12:30 [Wife]: Um, yeah, and I am.
12:31 --> 12:31 [Wife]: Okay.
12:31 --> 12:56 [Wife]: When the king had ascended and Jason had taken possession of the office, he immediately shifted those of his own race to the Greek way of life, setting aside the royal ordinances of special favor to the Jews granted by the means of John the father of
12:56 --> 13:04 [Wife]: and seeking to overthrow the loss of ways of living, he brought in new customs forbidden by the law.
13:05 --> 13:09 [Wife]: I hate it when people bring in new customs forbidden by the law.
13:09 --> 13:09 [Wife]: Yeah.
13:09 --> 13:15 [Wife]: You know what kind of things that I hate, that are new customs, that are brought in, that are forbidden by the law?
13:15 --> 13:16 [Husband]: What kind of things?
13:16 --> 13:24 [Wife]: new customs like just thinking that you can bust into American citizen's homes.
13:24 --> 13:30 [Wife]: You can't because we have law and it's forbidden by law.
13:30 --> 13:33 [Wife]: But ICE agents think that they just can.
13:34 --> 13:35 [Wife]: And they're being taught that.
13:36 --> 13:36 [Husband]: I know.
13:36 --> 13:37 [Wife]: They're being trained on that.
13:38 --> 13:43 [Wife]: That is a new custom brought in that is forbidden by by the law.
13:43 --> 13:49 [Husband]: Yeah, there's really so many that I've lost count of how many new ways of doing things.
13:49 --> 13:52 [Husband]: This president has implemented.
13:53 --> 13:53 [Husband]: So.
13:53 --> 13:59 [Wife]: That's just one that's like on my mind today, right now, just top of my head.
13:59 --> 14:04 [Wife]: I thought, I guess I can say there's a plethora, a plethora.
14:04 --> 14:08 [Wife]: Yeah, not just the whole hell of a lot, but like too many.
14:08 --> 14:09 [Husband]: Right.
14:09 --> 14:09 [Wife]: Yeah.
14:09 --> 14:10 [Wife]: An over-abundant.
14:10 --> 14:10 [Wife]: Right.
14:10 --> 14:16 [Wife]: not just a quantitative abundance, but like a way over abundance.
14:16 --> 14:19 [Wife]: Wait, like you didn't just overfill the pool.
14:19 --> 14:27 [Wife]: You overflowed the pool and you can no longer see the pool because there is too much.
14:27 --> 14:28 [Wife]: There's way too much.
14:28 --> 14:30 [Wife]: It's not good.
14:30 --> 14:30 [Wife]: Right.
14:30 --> 14:31 [Wife]: Okay.
14:31 --> 14:36 [Wife]: Four, he eagerly established a gymnasium under the Citadel itself.
14:37 --> 14:37 [Wife]: Wow.
14:37 --> 14:42 [Wife]: And caused the noblest of the young men to wear the Greek hat.
14:43 --> 14:43 [Husband]: Hmm.
14:43 --> 14:44 [Husband]: What do I wonder what the Greek hat looked like?
14:45 --> 14:46 [Wife]: I don't know.
14:46 --> 14:50 [Wife]: I'm just imagining all these naked little dudes with like Spartan helmets on.
14:52 --> 14:54 [Husband]: It probably wasn't an actual hat.
14:54 --> 14:57 [Husband]: It was just like, you know, they're doing Greek shit.
14:57 --> 14:58 [Wife]: Maybe it's like a sock on their penis.
14:58 --> 14:59 [Husband]: That couldn't be.
15:00 --> 15:01 [Wife]: Maybe that's what they mean by hat.
15:01 --> 15:03 [Wife]: Maybe like a weiner hat.
15:05 --> 15:10 [Wife]: That was the weenermobile driving around for a while.
15:10 --> 15:12 [Husband]: Yeah, and you mean the Oscar Meyer weenermobile?
15:12 --> 15:16 [Wife]: Yes, and the soil it once and I was so fucking excited about it.
15:16 --> 15:16 [Husband]: Right.
15:17 --> 15:19 [Wife]: Yeah, and that was like that feeling.
15:19 --> 15:24 [Husband]: I sometimes see the red bull thing like you see the red bull can driving around.
15:24 --> 15:24 [Husband]: Yeah.
15:24 --> 15:26 [Husband]: Matt, that's the one I see that out is.
15:26 --> 15:28 [Wife]: It's always exciting when you see one of those things.
15:29 --> 15:34 [Wife]: I don't know why, like I always ask myself, why does seeing that make me happy?
15:34 --> 15:35 [Wife]: Why is that fun?
15:35 --> 15:41 [Husband]: And I'm sure every town, every city, has one of these people that turned their van into a Scooby-Doo machine.
15:41 --> 15:46 [Wife]: I have love that, and I wanted to do that since I was a teenager.
15:46 --> 15:50 [Wife]: Like, I always thought, if I ever get a vehicle, it's going to be a van.
15:50 --> 15:54 [Wife]: And it's going to be a mini van, not a mini van, a van, a box van.
15:54 --> 15:56 [Husband]: I was one of the nastrovans, so I could do the 18.
15:57 --> 15:57 [Wife]: Hmm, yeah.
15:57 --> 15:57 [Wife]: I can see that.
15:58 --> 15:59 [Wife]: I don't want that, though.
15:59 --> 16:00 [Wife]: I love the 18.
16:00 --> 16:01 [Wife]: I do love the Mr.
16:01 --> 16:01 [Wife]: Mobile.
16:01 --> 16:03 [Husband]: But I love it when a plane comes together.
16:03 --> 16:06 [Wife]: You do love it when a plane comes together.
16:06 --> 16:12 [Wife]: I mean, as do we all, but you more than many, not most, but many, because I'm sure many.
16:12 --> 16:13 [Husband]: I mean, 18.
16:13 --> 16:14 [Husband]: It was a how can you not like 18?
16:14 --> 16:15 [Wife]: Right.
16:15 --> 16:15 [Husband]: Yeah.
16:15 --> 16:16 [Husband]: You don't like 18.
16:16 --> 16:18 [Wife]: And that's not fair.
16:18 --> 16:20 [Wife]: It's not that I don't like the 18.
16:21 --> 16:21 [Husband]: It's not a way to like.
16:22 --> 16:23 [Wife]: Yeah, it's just not my thing.
16:23 --> 16:24 [Husband]: Right.
16:24 --> 16:24 [Wife]: Yeah.
16:24 --> 16:25 [Wife]: I think it's so cute.
16:25 --> 16:26 [Wife]: You and kid used to watch it a lot.
16:26 --> 16:26 [Husband]: We did.
16:27 --> 16:27 [Husband]: We did.
16:27 --> 16:34 [Wife]: Yeah, and and that that's just a funny memory because that show was old when we were kids, but it was still funny.
16:34 --> 16:35 [Husband]: Yeah, it's still good.
16:35 --> 16:36 [Husband]: I know I liked it.
16:37 --> 16:39 [Wife]: Watching you and kid watch it was funny.
16:39 --> 16:41 [Husband]: I tried to watch Night Raider again.
16:41 --> 16:42 [Husband]: That's so sucked.
16:42 --> 16:43 [Wife]: That's so sucked.
16:43 --> 16:46 [Wife]: Remember, oh, I remember when we tried to watch quantum leap.
16:46 --> 16:47 [Husband]: Yeah, it was terrible.
16:47 --> 16:51 [Wife]: Like the first, to be fair, we only, we couldn't make it through the pilot.
16:51 --> 16:52 [Husband]: Right, it probably got better.
16:52 --> 16:53 [Wife]: It was a sure, got better.
16:53 --> 16:58 [Wife]: The hadrow got better, but we couldn't get through the pilot because it was like, no, there's bad.
16:58 --> 16:58 [Husband]: It was.
16:59 --> 17:06 [Wife]: I mean, speaking of bad pilots, I mean, the show, another spot, spatula, show was enterprise.
17:06 --> 17:07 [Wife]: Yeah.
17:07 --> 17:08 [Wife]: And that pilot blew.
17:08 --> 17:08 [Wife]: Right.
17:09 --> 17:13 [Wife]: But we forced ourselves, we forced ourselves to sit through that pilot.
17:13 --> 17:16 [Wife]: And it did get better.
17:16 --> 17:19 [Wife]: Well, okay, I don't know how we got on this topic.
17:19 --> 17:20 [Wife]: Yeah, way off.
17:20 --> 17:26 [Wife]: I don't know if you just gave me this look like it was just me like you didn't contribute and you said some things You contributed.
17:26 --> 17:30 [Husband]: I did Why you give me the look like it's a little bit more to get you back on track.
17:30 --> 17:33 [Husband]: You get on track We give you on this for like the next hour.
17:33 --> 17:34 [Wife]: I mean obviously, right?
17:34 --> 17:35 [Wife]: You get on track.
17:35 --> 17:37 [Wife]: Don't tell me get on track I'm on I'm a track.
17:37 --> 17:40 [Husband]: I don't have any I'm not you're the ones got all reading stuff in front of you.
17:40 --> 17:42 [Husband]: No, it's I just sit here and respond to you
17:42 --> 17:46 [Wife]: Sometimes you say stuff before, and then I respond to you.
17:46 --> 17:47 [Husband]: Well, yeah.
17:48 --> 17:53 [Husband]: So, but anyway, I'm not capable of giving this back on track.
17:53 --> 17:53 [Husband]: That's all you.
17:53 --> 17:54 [Wife]: Okay, words.
17:55 --> 17:57 [Wife]: That's all.
17:57 --> 18:04 [Wife]: Thus, there was an extreme of Hellenization, meaning greeky stuff, and they were gongreek.
18:05 --> 18:12 [Wife]: And an advance of a foreign religion by reason of the exceeding profaneness of Jason.
18:12 --> 18:13 [Wife]: Fucking Jason.
18:13 --> 18:14 [Husband]: God damn profaneness.
18:14 --> 18:24 [Wife]: who was an ungodly man and not a high priest, so that the priest had no more any zeal for the services of the altar.
18:24 --> 18:26 [Wife]: Like he was such a mood killer.
18:26 --> 18:27 [Wife]: Yeah.
18:27 --> 18:41 [Wife]: But despising the sanctuary and neglecting the sacrifices they hastened to enjoy that which was unlawfully provided in the
18:41 --> 18:42 [Wife]: I was so lucky.
18:42 --> 18:44 [Wife]: A lot of emotional and discous throwing.
18:44 --> 18:47 [Husband]: They were trained for them early, Ella, Olympics, you know?
18:47 --> 18:48 [Wife]: That literally, yeah.
18:48 --> 18:49 [Husband]: Yeah.
18:49 --> 18:53 [Husband]: I mean, I threw discous in middle school.
18:53 --> 18:54 [Wife]: Did you?
18:54 --> 18:54 [Husband]: I did.
18:54 --> 18:55 [Husband]: I was on the track team for like a year.
18:56 --> 19:00 [Wife]: I was on the track team, but I never did any of the throwing things.
19:00 --> 19:01 [Husband]: Well, I like discus.
19:01 --> 19:02 [Husband]: It was fun.
19:02 --> 19:04 [Wife]: I didn't do the jumping or the throwing.
19:04 --> 19:05 [Wife]: I only did the running.
19:06 --> 19:09 [Wife]: I tried the hurdles, but I was too classy for that, too.
19:09 --> 19:11 [Wife]: So I only did the running.
19:11 --> 19:12 [Husband]: I think I knocked that.
19:12 --> 19:18 [Wife]: I knocked down a couple of I could see you doing that because you have done feet.
19:18 --> 19:19 [Husband]: We didn't have pull folding.
19:19 --> 19:20 [Husband]: I was one of the triples.
19:20 --> 19:21 [Wife]: You didn't have pull folding?
19:21 --> 19:22 [Wife]: Wow.
19:22 --> 19:25 [Wife]: That's crazy because even where I was at we had pull folding.
19:25 --> 19:26 [Husband]: They didn't do pull folding.
19:27 --> 19:28 [Wife]: And we have, what are the things?
19:28 --> 19:30 [Wife]: Okay, so there's the brown things or the discourses.
19:31 --> 19:32 [Wife]: What are the balls?
19:32 --> 19:33 [Wife]: Shops.
19:33 --> 19:34 [Wife]: Yeah.
19:35 --> 19:40 [Wife]: And then what's the thing where you run, and then you jump over.
19:40 --> 19:41 [Wife]: Oh, jump.
19:41 --> 19:43 [Wife]: No, you jump over the pole.
19:43 --> 19:45 [Husband]: over the, oh, oh, what is that?
19:45 --> 19:46 [Wife]: I think the high jump.
19:46 --> 19:54 [Wife]: The high jump is like you run, but then you kind of run sideways of the you could at the last minute turn backwards and thrust yourself over.
19:55 --> 19:55 [Wife]: Yeah, I did it.
19:55 --> 19:55 [Wife]: I did it.
19:56 --> 19:56 [Wife]: Reverse limbo.
19:56 --> 19:58 [Husband]: I can never like my feet always clipped it.
19:58 --> 20:00 [Husband]: I'm like, well, this is this is stupid.
20:00 --> 20:01 [Wife]: I can't do this.
20:01 --> 20:04 [Wife]: I could never I could never I could never do that.
20:04 --> 20:05 [Husband]: I thought it was cool.
20:05 --> 20:13 [Wife]: I just I could never really get up high enough where I was going to be I couldn't understand like I need to I can do it.
20:13 --> 20:15 [Husband]: Yeah, plus I don't think my body bins that way.
20:15 --> 20:20 [Wife]: It doesn't I did I did really racist.
20:20 --> 20:21 [Wife]: Yeah, those were fun.
20:22 --> 20:23 [Wife]: Yeah, where they passed the baton.
20:23 --> 20:24 [Husband]: I did not race.
20:24 --> 20:25 [Husband]: I was not much for racer.
20:25 --> 20:30 [Wife]: I don't get that because you were runner so you should have been able to do a sprint.
20:30 --> 20:31 [Husband]: I probably could have.
20:31 --> 20:34 [Husband]: I just never liked running so it wasn't something I wanted to do.
20:34 --> 20:37 [Wife]: Unless it was a ball involved because you played soccer.
20:37 --> 20:47 [Husband]: I put soccer so I ran a fuck ton but like we had to run miles and miles every time we went practice but like you should have been doing like practice with the cross-country team.
20:48 --> 20:48 [Wife]: Sure.
20:48 --> 20:52 [Wife]: And then you should have been doing like the longer runs during track season.
20:52 --> 20:54 [Husband]: But I didn't actually like running.
20:54 --> 20:55 [Wife]: You just like soccer.
20:55 --> 20:56 [Wife]: Oh my god.
20:56 --> 20:58 [Wife]: You're such an asshole.
20:58 --> 21:01 [Wife]: Like honestly, I bet you were a ball hog too.
21:01 --> 21:02 [Husband]: No, I played defense.
21:03 --> 21:04 [Wife]: Oh, okay.
21:04 --> 21:07 [Wife]: Okay, that's a little bit less running than offense.
21:07 --> 21:11 [Husband]: I mean, sometimes sort of not really, we suck.
21:11 --> 21:12 [Husband]: So I was always like,
21:15 --> 21:16 [Wife]: Oh, that's sad.
21:17 --> 21:19 [Wife]: They despised.
21:19 --> 21:19 [Wife]: Oh, yeah, okay.
21:19 --> 21:26 [Wife]: So anyway, blah, blah, blah, they did the wrestling and after the summons to the discus throwing.
21:26 --> 21:29 [Wife]: So all these naked boys run around through indiscences.
21:29 --> 21:35 [Wife]: They despised the honors of their fathers and valued the prestige of the Greeks best of all.
21:35 --> 21:39 [Wife]: Oh, you're not supposed to do that when you're being Jewish.
21:39 --> 21:41 [Wife]: You're not supposed to,
21:41 --> 22:07 [Wife]: go be how am I yeah don't don't don't don't don't don't don't be Greek don't be Greek be Jewish right yeah don't drink the Greek yogurt I mean look I think it's fine to be Greek whatever right yeah you know these guys didn't didn't want that's not what the Israelites they they were supposed to be Greek in Israel yeah because that's just not what you do yeah you're supposed to be Israel Hellenization took
22:08 --> 22:11 [Wife]: Yeah, for this reason, severe calamity overtook them.
22:12 --> 22:13 [Wife]: Yeah, that tracks.
22:13 --> 22:26 [Wife]: The men who's ways of living, they earnestly followed and to whom they desire to be made like in all things, these became their enemies and punished them because you can never fit in.
22:26 --> 22:35 [Wife]: Like, you can try so hard to please the people who think that they're better than you and who have all the power and they'll be your friend until they don't have to be.
22:35 --> 22:36 [Husband]: But who are they punishing though?
22:36 --> 22:39 [Husband]: Are they punishing the people that are refusing to turn Hell and this take?
22:39 --> 22:43 [Husband]: Or are they punishing the people that are this is?
22:43 --> 22:44 [Husband]: No, in the jam with them.
22:44 --> 22:49 [Wife]: No, this is the case of the lion eating its own tail or like eating your face.
22:50 --> 22:52 [Wife]: Like you grab the lion by the tail, right?
22:52 --> 22:56 [Wife]: And so you think that because it hasn't turned around and did you yet that y'all are friends, right?
22:57 --> 23:05 [Wife]: And it's running through the jungle and you are holding onto it and you get to run through the jungle and you're like, me and the lion, or tell you what the fuck ever,
23:05 --> 23:06 [Wife]: We're friends.
23:06 --> 23:06 [Wife]: We're friends.
23:06 --> 23:25 [Wife]: And then you are totally fucking shocked when it turns around and you think I've never thought of why I was my friend or a tiger or tiger right not want I I so like when I see videos of them of all wild cats honestly yeah I I want to believe that if I just was like
23:25 --> 23:33 [Wife]: If I just walk up so softly and I pet them, I feel like and I know like logically I might don't be fucking stupid.
23:33 --> 23:35 [Wife]: It's a wild animal.
23:35 --> 23:39 [Wife]: It's not a wild like It's not a
23:40 --> 23:42 [Husband]: I mean, cats are touching go.
23:42 --> 23:44 [Wife]: Right, cats are wild animals.
23:44 --> 23:52 [Wife]: So no, honey, you can not walk up to a fucking lion or a tiger or a goddamn puma and pet it.
23:52 --> 23:54 [Wife]: And then lay down and have it.
23:54 --> 23:57 [Wife]: Oh, it's so big cat and it curl up in the dorms and then it purrs.
23:58 --> 24:02 [Husband]: I think about that, when you go to someone's house, how many times do you have to take special instructions about their cat?
24:02 --> 24:02 [Wife]: Right.
24:02 --> 24:05 [Husband]: Because they don't do that or it's going to tear your face off.
24:05 --> 24:16 [Wife]: Right, like with our cat, our cat loves it's face scratch with you go to my parents house their cat do not put your hand in that cat's face that cat will fucking rip your arm off right.
24:16 --> 24:23 [Husband]: Yeah, like every cat is wild and it will tell us somebody that said you can pet my cat twice, but if you pet a third time it's going to tear you up.
24:24 --> 24:25 [Wife]: That was true.
24:25 --> 24:27 [Husband]: The third time till we tear you up.
24:27 --> 24:27 [Wife]: Wow.
24:28 --> 24:29 [Wife]: See, that's crazy.
24:29 --> 24:31 [Wife]: Yeah, I'm seeing this as a cat lover.
24:31 --> 24:32 [Wife]: Okay.
24:32 --> 24:32 [Wife]: Oh, yeah.
24:32 --> 24:33 [Wife]: I love cats.
24:33 --> 24:34 [Wife]: Yeah.
24:34 --> 24:36 [Wife]: I love cats so much that I want to believe that.
24:37 --> 24:37 [Wife]: Right.
24:37 --> 24:39 [Wife]: The wild cats will love me back.
24:39 --> 24:40 [Wife]: And they won't.
24:40 --> 24:41 [Wife]: They will love to eat me.
24:41 --> 24:42 [Wife]: Yeah.
24:42 --> 24:43 [Wife]: And not in the good way.
24:43 --> 24:43 [Wife]: Right.
24:44 --> 24:50 [Wife]: So your question was, are they punishing the Hellenized?
24:51 --> 24:53 [Wife]: Jews in the gym or the others.
24:53 --> 24:57 [Wife]: No, they are punishing the Hellenized, they're, that's what this is specifically saying.
24:57 --> 25:02 [Wife]: Like you thought they were your friends and like you're stupid.
25:02 --> 25:08 [Wife]: The people that allowed you, they, they allowed you.
25:08 --> 25:13 [Wife]: They granted you entry into their society.
25:13 --> 25:18 [Wife]: And no, they became enemies and punish them because that's what always happens.
25:18 --> 25:23 [Wife]: For it is not a light thing to show irreverence to God's laws.
25:23 --> 25:25 [Wife]: But later events will make this clear.
25:26 --> 25:26 [Wife]: Hmm.
25:26 --> 25:26 [Wife]: Okay.
25:26 --> 25:28 [Wife]: Oh, that was fucking foreshadow.
25:28 --> 25:28 [Wife]: Yeah.
25:29 --> 25:30 [Wife]: But we'll talk about that in a minute.
25:31 --> 25:31 [Wife]: Right.
25:31 --> 25:32 [Wife]: Damn.
25:32 --> 25:38 [Wife]: Now, when certain games that came every 5th year, Damn, they're talking about like a little bit.
25:38 --> 25:38 [Wife]: Yeah.
25:38 --> 25:38 [Wife]: Yeah.
25:38 --> 25:39 [Wife]: I don't know.
25:39 --> 25:45 [Wife]: Remember when all the mix were every four years, period the end, but now they're every two years, because they do two years,
25:45 --> 25:48 [Wife]: Um, we do the winter and then two years.
25:48 --> 25:49 [Wife]: We do the summer.
25:49 --> 25:51 [Wife]: I kind of it makes it less special that way.
25:51 --> 25:54 [Husband]: I feel like well that and it's you have to track down where to find the damn things.
25:54 --> 25:56 [Husband]: It's not like on a watch them.
25:56 --> 25:58 [Husband]: We don't no one watches network TV anymore.
25:58 --> 25:59 [Wife]: I know.
25:59 --> 25:59 [Wife]: I know.
25:59 --> 26:00 [Husband]: Really weird.
26:00 --> 26:06 [Wife]: And like remember when you had to be like, oh, I need to stay up till like three o'clock in the morning to watch the like ice skating or whatever.
26:06 --> 26:06 [Wife]: Right.
26:07 --> 26:07 [Wife]: I mean, nothing.
26:07 --> 26:09 [Wife]: You probably didn't watch ice skating.
26:09 --> 26:16 [Husband]: But even watching football has become hard because it's on like 15 different channels and none of the ones that you have right?
26:16 --> 26:18 [Wife]: Yeah, wait, where's this streaming god dammit?
26:19 --> 26:20 [Wife]: Yeah, no nowhere.
26:20 --> 26:21 [Husband]: No.
26:21 --> 26:22 [Wife]: No, there are never anywhere.
26:23 --> 26:23 [Wife]: Don't
26:24 --> 26:38 [Wife]: Now, when certain games that came every 5th year were kept at tire, the king was present the vial Jason sent sacred out on boys as being entire kaians of Jerusalem.
26:38 --> 26:45 [Wife]: Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, I really like that.
26:46 --> 26:46 [Wife]: Okay.
26:46 --> 26:47 [Husband]: Of Jerusalem.
26:47 --> 26:51 [Wife]: Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, Kaians, Kaians.
26:51 --> 26:54 [Wife]: but I really like entire kinds.
26:54 --> 26:56 [Wife]: It's really anti-Akyans, you're right.
26:56 --> 26:58 [Wife]: That's too close to Teriyaki though.
26:59 --> 27:00 [Husband]: Yeah.
27:00 --> 27:01 [Husband]: I see your problem.
27:01 --> 27:02 [Husband]: I know I don't.
27:02 --> 27:05 [Wife]: Teriyaki, anti-Akyans, anti-Akyans.
27:05 --> 27:05 [Husband]: Sure.
27:05 --> 27:07 [Husband]: No, I got what you're saying.
27:07 --> 27:08 [Husband]: Okay.
27:08 --> 27:28 [Wife]: as being anti-Occans of Jerusalem, bearing 300 drop-mothers of silver to the sacrifice of Hercules, which even the bearers thereof thought not right to use for any sacrifice because it was not fit, but to spend it for another purpose.
27:29 --> 27:33 [Husband]: I find it interesting that Hercules comes up in the Catholic Bible.
27:33 --> 27:36 [Wife]: I mean, because they're talking about Greek.
27:36 --> 27:42 [Husband]: Great, right, right, but I mean, it's, you know, we talked about not ever talking about any of the gods early on in the Bible.
27:42 --> 27:45 [Husband]: No, we're like in close to Jesus.
27:45 --> 27:46 [Husband]: And we're still talking about other gods.
27:46 --> 27:47 [Husband]: Yeah.
27:47 --> 27:48 [Husband]: You know, half gods, but still.
27:48 --> 27:49 [Wife]: Yeah.
27:49 --> 27:52 [Wife]: I mean, sacrifice of Hercules.
27:52 --> 27:53 [Wife]: I don't know.
27:53 --> 27:54 [Wife]: I don't know.
27:54 --> 27:56 [Wife]: Yeah, interesting.
27:56 --> 28:18 [Wife]: Although the intended purpose of the sender, this money was for the sacrifice of Hercules, yet on account of present circumstances, it went to the construction of tri-ring tri-ring warships.
28:18 --> 28:21 [Wife]: So they're instead of giving it to the God.
28:21 --> 28:24 [Wife]: They're like, no, we got to do this all in the money.
28:24 --> 28:25 [Wife]: Yeah, okay.
28:25 --> 28:30 [Wife]: We got a well, I mean, are they misallocating it or are they like, God wants us to build warships?
28:30 --> 28:32 [Wife]: In his name, glory be to God.
28:32 --> 28:32 [Wife]: Right.
28:32 --> 28:34 [Wife]: Glory be to God, war.
28:34 --> 28:35 [Wife]: Yeah.
28:35 --> 28:53 [Wife]: Now, when Apple and Nias, Apple Loanius, Apple Loanius, the son of Minustius was sent into Egypt for the enthrome of flometer, flometer, flometer, as King, fuck you, your face.
28:53 --> 28:55 [Husband]: No, it's fun.
28:55 --> 28:56 [Wife]: It's fun watching me fuck this up.
28:56 --> 28:57 [Wife]: Oh yeah.
28:57 --> 28:59 [Wife]: That's as, that's her fault.
29:00 --> 29:01 [Wife]: Honestly.
29:01 --> 29:19 [Wife]: All right, now when Appalonius, the son of Mennastius, was sent into Egypt for the enthrominant of Phelomator as King, entire case, learning that Phelomator had shown himself hostile toward the government took precautions for the security of his realm.
29:19 --> 29:22 [Wife]: As you do, you're like, I hear some shit's going down.
29:22 --> 29:25 [Wife]: I will now take precautions, right?
29:25 --> 29:37 [Wife]: It's kind of like, if you're like, whoa, we heard snow was coming, but then like, it got confirmed on date and weather spot that snow is actually coming.
29:37 --> 29:38 [Wife]: Right.
29:38 --> 29:40 [Wife]: Like, that's for realsies.
29:40 --> 29:40 [Wife]: Yeah.
29:40 --> 29:42 [Wife]: That means snow actually is.
29:42 --> 29:45 [Wife]: So you hear the snow's coming, and you take precautions.
29:46 --> 29:49 [Wife]: You get the shovel out.
29:49 --> 29:53 [Wife]: You store up a little bit of extra water and canned goods.
29:53 --> 29:53 [Wife]: Yeah.
29:53 --> 29:55 [Wife]: You buy the bread in eggs and toilet paper.
29:56 --> 29:58 [Wife]: Right.
29:58 --> 29:58 [Wife]: Yeah.
29:58 --> 29:58 [Wife]: Yeah.
29:58 --> 29:58 [Wife]: Yeah.
29:58 --> 29:59 [Wife]: Therefore.
29:59 --> 29:59 [Wife]: Therefore.
30:00 --> 30:02 [Wife]: Going to Java, you know, as you do.
30:02 --> 30:03 [Wife]: Yeah.
30:03 --> 30:03 [Wife]: Right.
30:03 --> 30:05 [Wife]: He traveled on to Jerusalem.
30:05 --> 30:10 [Wife]: Being magnificently received by Jason the poopy head and the city.
30:10 --> 30:11 [Wife]: Mm-hmm.
30:11 --> 30:14 [Wife]: He was brought in with torches and shouting.
30:14 --> 30:17 [Wife]: then he let his army down to finisha.
30:17 --> 30:18 [Wife]: He's like piece out by me.
30:19 --> 30:27 [Wife]: I really think it's interesting when they talk about he was brought in with torches and shouting like we do torches in the Olympic intro.
30:27 --> 30:33 [Wife]: Like it's a big deal who we choose to carry the torch every, you know, couple of years when we do it.
30:34 --> 30:35 [Wife]: So that's interesting.
30:35 --> 30:42 [Wife]: Now, after a space of three years, Jason, the poopy head, that's his name now, okay.
30:42 --> 30:43 [Wife]: That's what I call it.
30:43 --> 30:43 [Wife]: Sure.
30:43 --> 30:44 [Wife]: Because he's a poopy head.
30:45 --> 30:46 [Husband]: Oh, obviously, okay, obviously.
30:46 --> 30:55 [Wife]: Jason, the poopy head sent Menileus, the previously mentioned Simon's, oh, sinister Simon's brother.
30:55 --> 30:56 [Wife]: Yeah, okay.
30:56 --> 30:59 [Wife]: So, sinister Simon had a brother named Menileus.
31:00 --> 31:00 [Wife]: Okay.
31:00 --> 31:02 [Wife]: That tells us it's not the same fucking Simon.
31:02 --> 31:03 [Husband]: Right.
31:03 --> 31:04 [Wife]: Okay.
31:04 --> 31:05 [Wife]: now we know for sure.
31:05 --> 31:06 [Husband]: Right.
31:06 --> 31:06 [Wife]: Okay.
31:06 --> 31:08 [Husband]: Comfort also this is during anti-accus.
31:08 --> 31:09 [Wife]: Yeah, that's true.
31:09 --> 31:09 [Wife]: That's true.
31:09 --> 31:09 [Wife]: That's true.
31:09 --> 31:10 [Wife]: It's way before something.
31:10 --> 31:10 [Wife]: You're right.
31:11 --> 31:11 [Wife]: You're right.
31:11 --> 31:15 [Wife]: It should have known this, but you know, I have a hard time lining shit up.
31:15 --> 31:15 [Wife]: Sure.
31:15 --> 31:16 [Wife]: So, okay.
31:17 --> 31:23 [Wife]: Send us a assignment and his brother,
31:23 --> 31:34 [Wife]: Sinister Simon's brother to carry the money to the king and to make reports concerning some necessary matters Okay, you know some necessary matters sure.
31:35 --> 31:38 [Wife]: Like that sounds like et cetera et cetera Whatever stuff.
31:38 --> 31:40 [Wife]: Yeah, he had to go tell him some stuff.
31:40 --> 31:43 [Wife]: Yeah, like that's
31:43 --> 31:45 [Wife]: So, not the way I would write that.
31:45 --> 31:48 [Husband]: Here's the money and then these are the necessary no matters.
31:48 --> 31:50 [Wife]: Here's some things and stuff, etc.
31:50 --> 31:52 [Husband]: Right, right.
31:52 --> 31:55 [Wife]: But he being commanded to the king.
31:55 --> 32:01 [Wife]: Oh, I'm sorry, but he being commanded to the king and having been glorified.
32:01 --> 32:06 [Wife]: by the display of his authority secured the high priesthood for himself.
32:06 --> 32:07 [Wife]: Of course.
32:07 --> 32:09 [Wife]: Wow, wow.
32:09 --> 32:10 [Wife]: That just came out of nowhere.
32:10 --> 32:13 [Wife]: Out bidding Jason by 300 talents of silver.
32:13 --> 32:15 [Husband]: Oh, so you just buy your way in.
32:15 --> 32:16 [Wife]: Yeah, he's like, what?
32:16 --> 32:17 [Wife]: I'm not, I'm the high priest.
32:17 --> 32:19 [Wife]: What's up?
32:19 --> 32:21 [Wife]: I got my shoes are bigger than yours.
32:21 --> 32:21 [Wife]: What's up?
32:21 --> 32:22 [Wife]: Right, right.
32:22 --> 32:27 [Wife]: After receiving the royal mandates, you know, he got the proper paperwork.
32:27 --> 32:28 [Wife]: Yeah.
32:28 --> 32:39 [Wife]: He returned, bringing nothing worthy of the high priesthood, but having the passion of a cruel tyrant and the rage of a savage animal.
32:40 --> 32:41 [Wife]: Wow.
32:41 --> 32:42 [Wife]: I'm so sorry.
32:42 --> 32:46 [Wife]: I have to read that again because that line was amazing.
32:46 --> 32:59 [Wife]: After receiving the royal mandates, he returned bringing nothing worthy of the high priesthood, but having the passion of a cruel tyrant and the rage of a savage animal.
33:00 --> 33:01 [Wife]: Yeah.
33:02 --> 33:03 [Wife]: That's like our president.
33:04 --> 33:16 [Wife]: I mean, like, after receiving the the papers, the state that he's the president, yeah, he returns home, bringing nothing worthy of the presidency.
33:17 --> 33:18 [Wife]: He brought nothing worthy of it.
33:18 --> 33:20 [Wife]: He's not there's nothing important.
33:20 --> 33:21 [Husband]: Definitely is not.
33:21 --> 33:26 [Wife]: Yeah, but having the passion of a cruel tyrant and the rage of a savage animal.
33:27 --> 33:27 [Wife]: Right.
33:28 --> 33:28 [Wife]: Holy shit.
33:29 --> 33:29 [Wife]: Death.
33:29 --> 33:30 [Wife]: I'm sorry.
33:30 --> 33:31 [Wife]: That
33:33 --> 33:34 [Wife]: is so ridiculous.
33:35 --> 33:43 [Wife]: So Jason, who had supplanted his own brother, was supplanted by another and driven as a fugitive into the country of the Aminites.
33:45 --> 33:49 [Wife]: They were like, go to the Aminites, Bifelisha.
33:50 --> 34:01 [Wife]: Minolay has had possession of the office, but of the money that had been promised to the
34:01 --> 34:09 [Wife]: The governor of the Citadel demanded it, pitch better ham, a money, yeah, that did not happen.
34:09 --> 34:10 [Wife]: Okay.
34:10 --> 34:13 [Wife]: For his job was the gathering of the revenues.
34:13 --> 34:15 [Wife]: He was like the text collector.
34:16 --> 34:18 [Wife]: He's like, um, give me your money.
34:19 --> 34:19 [Wife]: Right.
34:19 --> 34:19 [Wife]: Yeah.
34:19 --> 34:23 [Wife]: So they were both called by the king to his presence.
34:24 --> 34:30 [Wife]: Manalayas left his own brother, lysomoccus, for his deputy in the high priesthood.
34:30 --> 34:33 [Wife]: And so stratus left cradies.
34:34 --> 34:36 [Wife]: who was over the Cyprian.
34:36 --> 34:39 [Husband]: I'm really having a hard time following what all these people are doing.
34:39 --> 34:39 [Wife]: I know.
34:39 --> 34:40 [Husband]: There's a lot of names.
34:40 --> 34:41 [Wife]: There's a lot of names.
34:41 --> 34:42 [Wife]: And also, I could tell that you're getting bored.
34:42 --> 34:45 [Husband]: You're like, oh, yeah, I can't really tell what's going on.
34:46 --> 34:50 [Wife]: Basically, what's happening is there's a lot of fuckery.
34:50 --> 34:50 [Husband]: Yeah.
34:51 --> 34:53 [Wife]: And high priesthood is getting stolen.
34:53 --> 34:56 [Husband]: Blind priesthoods never in and high kiss.
34:56 --> 34:59 [Wife]: And the king's like, where's my money?
34:59 --> 35:01 [Wife]: And the tax collector's like, I'm getting it.
35:01 --> 35:06 [Husband]: No, I know, but I guess I was expecting more God and this is just like an accounting of like shitty business deals.
35:07 --> 35:09 [Wife]: Right, but they are gonna get punished by God.
35:10 --> 35:12 [Husband]: I guess it's what sounds like.
35:13 --> 35:13 [Wife]: Okay.
35:14 --> 35:29 [Wife]: Now, while this was the state of things, it came to pass that the people of Tarsus and Malice were voted because they were given, they were to be given as a present to Antiochists, the King's Concupine.
35:30 --> 35:30 [Husband]: way.
35:31 --> 35:34 [Husband]: They, the, the kings hold on for them.
35:35 --> 35:40 [Husband]: They were to be given as the people of those places really going to become the king's concubine.
35:40 --> 35:41 [Wife]: Hold on, hold on.
35:41 --> 35:51 [Wife]: That's, well, the king had said the people of these two cities vaulted because they were to be given as a present to an entire guess the king's concubine.
35:52 --> 35:53 [Husband]: So they were way.
35:53 --> 35:55 [Husband]: Oh, so Anteicus is the King's Conquibine.
35:56 --> 35:57 [Wife]: Wait, what?
35:57 --> 36:01 [Husband]: Is that what does Conquibine mean, like, servant?
36:01 --> 36:02 [Husband]: Something like that?
36:03 --> 36:06 [Husband]: Because I always thought Conquibine was like, Oh, secret lover.
36:06 --> 36:06 [Wife]: Basically.
36:07 --> 36:10 [Husband]: So like, it didn't really, that didn't make sense in my mind.
36:10 --> 36:13 [Husband]: So I didn't quite catch how that translated.
36:13 --> 36:19 [Wife]: So these people are, they don't, whoever they're being given to, they're not happy about it.
36:19 --> 36:24 [Husband]: Like, could you not give us a... Well, they're being given to Antiochus from the way it read.
36:25 --> 36:29 [Husband]: So then from what I understand of Antiochus, Piffney's, he's not a good dude.
36:29 --> 36:29 [Wife]: Right.
36:29 --> 36:31 [Wife]: So that's what they're like.
36:31 --> 36:32 [Wife]: They're like,
36:32 --> 36:41 [Wife]: But I'm a people of the city and you can just give me yeah, you know, like I'm not a belonging I'm not I'm not a set of luggage.
36:41 --> 36:48 [Wife]: Yeah, I'm not a lamp or a couch right or bowl sticker computer I'm a human.
36:48 --> 36:49 [Husband]: I'm not a sack class.
36:49 --> 36:50 [Wife]: I'm not a sack class.
36:50 --> 36:55 [Wife]: Right The king therefore quickly came to settle matters
36:56 --> 37:00 [Wife]: leaving for his deputy and dronicus, a man of high rank.
37:01 --> 37:01 [Wife]: Okay.
37:01 --> 37:10 [Wife]: I feel like we've heard the name and dronicus, not in like biblical terms, but in like Greek history, like... Yeah, I don't know.
37:10 --> 37:10 [Wife]: I don't know.
37:10 --> 37:24 [Wife]: Then Menileus, supposing that he had gotten a favorable opportunity, presented to and dronicus, certain vessels of gold, belonging to the temple, which he had stolen.
37:24 --> 37:27 [Wife]: You know, he's like, so I have some gold, right?
37:27 --> 37:28 [Wife]: Give it to you now.
37:28 --> 37:31 [Husband]: Yeah, but he went into the king went to take care of this other issue.
37:31 --> 37:35 [Wife]: I was like, hey, hey, hey, now that the king's gone, let's do, let's deal.
37:35 --> 37:35 [Wife]: Right.
37:36 --> 37:36 [Wife]: Yeah.
37:36 --> 37:41 [Wife]: He had already sold others into tire and the neighboring cities, not tracks.
37:42 --> 37:54 [Wife]: When Onaia's head sure knowledge of this, he sharply approved him, having withdrawn himself into a sanctuary at Daphne that lies by Antioch.
37:54 --> 37:56 [Wife]: He was like, absolutely not.
37:56 --> 37:57 [Wife]: Right.
37:57 --> 37:58 [Wife]: This shannot pass.
37:59 --> 37:59 [Wife]: Right.
37:59 --> 38:00 [Wife]: Notty notty.
38:01 --> 38:01 [Wife]: Yeah.
38:01 --> 38:06 [Wife]: Therefore, Menelaia is taking a dronic as a side, asked him to kill Onaias.
38:07 --> 38:13 [Wife]: Oh, I do that all the time, like, I will take a friend decide to be like, hey, can you kill so and so for me?
38:13 --> 38:15 [Husband]: I'll give you some of the store on gold.
38:15 --> 38:24 [Wife]: Yeah, and they're always like, so no, and also I can't remember why I think there's this one phone number called 911 that I'm gonna dial.
38:24 --> 38:27 [Wife]: And I'm telling you so that you have a chance to run.
38:27 --> 38:29 [Wife]: Please never call me again.
38:29 --> 38:30 [Wife]: Right.
38:30 --> 38:53 [Wife]: Um, yeah, so coming to El Nias and being persuaded to use treachery and being received as a friend and Dronicus gave him his right hand with oaths and though he was suspicious, persuaded him to come out of the sanctuary, then with no regard for justice, he immediately put him to death, boom, done.
38:53 --> 38:54 [Husband]: I mean, yeah.
38:54 --> 38:56 [Husband]: Yeah, that's sure.
38:56 --> 39:21 [Wife]: as well you should right I guess I mean that that's in in the Bible murder's fine in the Bible this is Greece killing Greeks right yeah this is yeah sorry but still like this has this literally has nothing to do with God right now but murder's fine in the Bible just political happenings yeah but I mean put him death like I don't care do you mean there's a there were a lot of assassination back then it's Bible
39:22 --> 39:44 [Wife]: It's history murder's always happened in the Bible and history and yeah, so yeah, but I mean, it's fine if it's in the Bible Right, but I mean, I think this actually happened probably but it's not anything to be sad about because Murdering the Bible is fine graves We we like it if it's in the Bible
39:45 --> 39:52 [Husband]: Yeah, I mean, I think that no one was lost any sleep over this because it's all Greeks, but it's all Greek to me.
39:52 --> 39:53 [Wife]: Uh-huh.
39:53 --> 39:54 [Husband]: Okay.
39:54 --> 39:56 [Husband]: None of the Jewish people lost any sleep over it.
39:56 --> 39:56 [Wife]: Right.
39:56 --> 39:56 [Husband]: Right.
39:56 --> 39:57 [Husband]: Yeah.
39:57 --> 40:08 [Wife]: For this reason, not only Jews, but many also of the other nations had indignation and displeasure at the unjust murder of the man.
40:08 --> 40:09 [Wife]: Oh, wow.
40:09 --> 40:10 [Wife]: It's a very disgusting sleep over it.
40:11 --> 40:12 [Wife]: They lost a little bit of sleep over it.
40:12 --> 40:22 [Wife]: And when the king had come back from the places in Celicia, the Jews who were in the city appealed to him against and dronicus.
40:22 --> 40:25 [Wife]: The Greeks also joined him with them in the hatred of the wickedness.
40:25 --> 40:28 [Wife]: So the Greeks, the Jews, like nobody likes this.
40:28 --> 40:29 [Wife]: Got it.
40:29 --> 40:31 [Wife]: Urging that unias had been wrongfully slain.
40:32 --> 40:32 [Wife]: Yeah.
40:32 --> 40:34 [Wife]: And we're like, God damn it.
40:35 --> 40:35 [Wife]: Yeah.
40:35 --> 40:38 [Wife]: And Tykes therefore was heartily sorry.
40:38 --> 40:42 [Wife]: Oh, it was moved to Pity and what?
40:43 --> 40:46 [Husband]: Probably because his job and life was on the line.
40:46 --> 40:47 [Husband]: That'd be my guess.
40:48 --> 40:56 [Wife]: Because of the sober and well-ordered life of him who was dead, being inflamed with anger.
40:56 --> 40:58 [Wife]: So this is like his friend that died, I guess, or whatever.
40:59 --> 41:00 [Husband]: But wasn't either one to kill them?
41:00 --> 41:00 [Wife]: I don't fucking know.
41:01 --> 41:01 [Husband]: I thought he was the one to kill them.
41:01 --> 41:03 [Wife]: I can't even.
41:03 --> 41:07 [Wife]: Um, let's see, blah, blah, blah being inflamed with anger.
41:07 --> 41:14 [Wife]: He immediately stripped off and drawn a kisses purple robe and tore off his undergarments.
41:14 --> 41:15 [Husband]: Oh, no, I guess I was wrong.
41:15 --> 41:20 [Wife]: He took off his unease and tore off his undergarments.
41:20 --> 41:35 [Wife]: And when he had led him round through the whole city to that very place where he had committed the outrage against Onaus, there he put the murderer out of the way, the Lord rendering to him the punishment he had deserved.
41:35 --> 41:35 [Husband]: Oh, okay.
41:36 --> 41:40 [Husband]: So it was the guy that was, it was that, it wasn't entirely cast the dead of it.
41:40 --> 41:41 [Husband]: It was the,
41:41 --> 41:44 [Husband]: the guy that took over for the king or whatever.
41:45 --> 41:50 [Wife]: Right, it was the guy that waited to and Tyakas went out of town and was like, let me buy some favors.
41:51 --> 41:51 [Wife]: Was it?
41:52 --> 41:52 [Wife]: I don't know.
41:52 --> 41:53 [Husband]: It was one of those.
41:53 --> 41:54 [Husband]: It was one of those.
41:54 --> 41:56 [Husband]: Somebody, you want to sneak it up.
41:56 --> 41:57 [Husband]: What's the one in Tyakas to get it?
41:57 --> 41:57 [Husband]: Whatever.
41:58 --> 41:59 [Husband]: It was a secret box.
41:59 --> 42:00 [Husband]: And they were like, yeah, fuck you.
42:01 --> 42:01 [Wife]: Yeah.
42:01 --> 42:09 [Wife]: Now, when many stock religious have been committed in the city by license and mock us with the consent of Manalayas.
42:09 --> 42:21 [Wife]: And when the report of them had spread abroad outside, the people gathered themselves together against Lysamoccus after many vessels of gold had already been stolen.
42:21 --> 42:24 [Husband]: Are you following?
42:24 --> 42:30 [Husband]: There's a lot of people still in gold and killing people in gold.
42:30 --> 42:35 [Husband]: There's a lot, there's a lot going on here that I don't like, I'm not overly interested in them.
42:35 --> 42:45 [Wife]: Yeah, you know, I was going to say what makes it really hard to follow is that there's not an anchor character where I can like say, okay, this is the person we're supposed to follow and care about.
42:45 --> 42:48 [Husband]: Much like the first macamies, there's not like good stories.
42:48 --> 42:49 [Wife]: Yeah, this is not a good story.
42:50 --> 42:50 [Wife]: No, no.
42:51 --> 42:54 [Wife]: So I'm like, who are we supposed to be following here?
42:54 --> 42:56 [Wife]: And it's like, oh, nobody, they're all fucked.
42:56 --> 42:59 [Husband]: I never thought I'd say this, but I'm kind of excited
43:03 --> 43:13 [Wife]: When the multitudes were rising against him and were filled with anger, Lysamoccus armed about 2 men, and give a teacher, built 3 men.
43:13 --> 43:24 [Wife]: And with unrighteous violence began the attack under the leadership of Haran, a man far gone in years and no less also in falley.
43:24 --> 43:41 [Wife]: But when they perceive the assault of Lysamokus, some caught up stones, others' logs of wood, and some took handfuls of the ashes that lay near, and they flung them all in wild confusion at Lysamokus and those who were with them.
43:41 --> 43:43 [Wife]: They were not happy about that guy.
43:43 --> 43:48 [Wife]: As a result, they wounded many of them, they killed some, and they forced the rest of them to flee.
43:49 --> 43:54 [Wife]: But the author of the sacrilege himself, they killed the side, the treasury.
43:54 --> 43:56 [Wife]: Killed, take them all.
43:57 --> 44:02 [Wife]: But about these matters, there was an accusation late against Manalaya's.
44:03 --> 44:08 [Wife]: When the king had come to Tyre, the three men who were sent by the senate,
44:08 --> 44:20 [Wife]: pleaded the cause before him, but menolace, seeing himself now defeated, promised much money to tell me the son of Dora Minis that he might win over the king.
44:21 --> 44:21 [Wife]: Okay.
44:22 --> 44:24 [Wife]: There's too many people.
44:24 --> 44:25 [Husband]: There really are.
44:26 --> 44:32 [Wife]: And so, told me, is the Egypt, so now we're bringing an Egypt back in the end.
44:32 --> 44:34 [Husband]: I thought somebody else was Egypt, people are there.
44:34 --> 44:38 [Husband]: So I have, I've lost track of who is who is really, this is really hard to follow.
44:38 --> 44:40 [Wife]: Yeah, this is so difficult.
44:40 --> 44:40 [Husband]: Yeah.
44:41 --> 44:44 [Wife]: I, this, this book makes me feel dumb.
44:44 --> 44:51 [Husband]: And I don't need help, you know, like I feel like this chapter specifically is very not relevant to it.
44:51 --> 44:52 [Wife]: And it's not fair.
44:52 --> 44:54 [Husband]: Look, there's a lot of history in here.
44:54 --> 44:56 [Husband]: And if you break it down, I'm sure that's all cool and everything.
44:56 --> 45:00 [Wife]: But I need a pencil on paper so that I can like draw things.
45:00 --> 45:01 [Husband]: I'm sure it's.
45:01 --> 45:04 [Wife]: Well, I need to like, you know, write Greek diagrams.
45:04 --> 45:11 [Wife]: No, I need to write Greece on one side and Jewish people in the middle and then Egypt on the other side.
45:11 --> 45:24 [Wife]: And then I like need to write the names and like arrows of who's killing who.
45:24 --> 45:32 [Wife]: Therefore, Talimie, taking the king aside into a cloister as if to get some fresh air, convinced him to change his mind.
45:32 --> 45:39 [Wife]: He, who was the cause of all the evil menolace, he discharged from the accusations.
45:39 --> 45:51 [Wife]: But these hapless men who, if they had pleaded even before sightings, would have been discharged un condemned, then he sentenced to death.
45:51 --> 46:00 [Wife]: Those who were spokesman for the city and the families of Israel and the holy vessels soon suffered that unrighteous penalty.
46:00 --> 46:10 [Wife]: Okay, so what I'm getting is that if you were Jewish and bad, he punished you to the full extent of the law and killed you and took a shit.
46:11 --> 46:15 [Wife]: But if you weren't, then he was like, well, you kind of suck, but I'll let you off easy.
46:15 --> 46:16 [Husband]: Got it.
46:16 --> 46:18 [Wife]: That is that.
46:18 --> 46:21 [Husband]: Does that sound right? Sounds good, does that sound right? Sounds good, does that sound right? Sounds good, does that sound right? Sounds good, does that sound right? Sounds good, does that sound right? Sounds good, does that sound right? Sounds good, does that sound right? Sounds good, does that sound right? Sounds good.
46:22 --> 46:48 [Wife]: Therefore, even certain terians, Tyrians, moved with hatred of the wickedness, provided magnificently for their burial, but menolace through the covetous dealings of those who were in power, remained still in his office, growing in wickedness, established as a great conspirator against his fellow citizens, the end.
46:48 --> 46:50 [Wife]: So, mentally, as is a poopy cuckoo.
46:50 --> 46:51 [Husband]: Apparently.
46:51 --> 46:52 [Wife]: Yeah.
46:52 --> 46:53 [Wife]: I mean, as presented.
46:53 --> 46:55 [Husband]: And people are said that O'Neill's died and got murdered.
46:55 --> 46:56 [Wife]: Yeah.
46:56 --> 46:57 [Wife]: And they're like, what?
46:58 --> 46:58 [Husband]: Yeah.
46:58 --> 46:59 [Husband]: Yeah.
46:59 --> 47:01 [Husband]: That was not my favorite chapter we've ever read.
47:01 --> 47:03 [Wife]: But that was probably one of my least favorites.
47:03 --> 47:07 [Wife]: But at least there wasn't any big ads, but there might as well have been.
47:07 --> 47:08 [Husband]: You know what?
47:08 --> 47:09 [Husband]: Here's the plus side.
47:09 --> 47:10 [Husband]: We never have to read it again.
47:11 --> 47:12 [Wife]: Oh, thank God.
47:12 --> 47:12 [Husband]: It's done.
47:14 --> 47:16 [Wife]: It'd be beyond, and then it made me hiccup yon.
47:17 --> 47:18 [Wife]: But I was trying not to yon.
47:19 --> 47:23 [Wife]: Like I was biting my tongue, trying not to yon, and then it made me hiccup.
47:23 --> 47:27 [Husband]: Yeah, yeah, no, I get it, and then I get a new yon, and I had a lot of yon, so.
47:27 --> 47:29 [Husband]: I know, call it yon.
47:29 --> 47:30 [Husband]: That episode was yon.
47:30 --> 47:33 [Wife]: And probably everybody listening just yon.
47:33 --> 47:34 [Husband]: Probably.
47:34 --> 47:36 [Wife]: And I'm not even sorry.
47:36 --> 47:38 [Wife]: Sorry, I'm not sorry.
47:38 --> 47:41 [Husband]: All right, that was second macabees chapter four.
47:42 --> 47:42 [Wife]: Sure, spoke was.
47:43 --> 47:46 [Husband]: And we will be back next time, hopefully, quicker than a week.
47:47 --> 47:49 [Husband]: Right, um, who to do.
47:49 --> 47:51 [Wife]: Second macadudos chapter five.
47:52 --> 47:53 [Husband]: All right, we'll see you then.

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