Daniel Contradictions: Bible Study by Atheists

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Sacrilegious Discourse.

[00:00:02] [SPEAKER_02]: For this is what the sovereign Lord says!

[00:00:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Why do you need prophets to tell people who you are and what you want?

[00:00:08] [SPEAKER_02]: If you can justify everything that the God of the Bible has done,

[00:00:12] [SPEAKER_02]: then you can justify any of your behavior.

[00:00:14] [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of this mentality is trickling into

[00:00:17] [SPEAKER_01]: what is now mainstream right wing Christianity.

[00:00:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I am capable of empathy greater than this God of the Bible.

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_01]: This is a Bible that they tell kids.

[00:00:29] [SPEAKER_01]: This is the good Lord.

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_01]: This is the good book.

[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_01]: This is He is fantasizing about murder, mass murder.

[00:00:38] [SPEAKER_01]: And over to Sacrilegious Discourse.com right now I got

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[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Hushman!

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Wife!

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you know what we're doing today?

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_01]: We are officially wrapping up the book of Daniel.

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, we already wrapped it up today.

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_02]: We're doing it!

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_02]: You're always wrong!

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, I was wrong.

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_02]: You were wrong?

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I used the wrong words.

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I said wrap it up.

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Which you mentioned what you said we did.

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_02]: What you meant was we're doing our final Daniel episode

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_02]: and then we're moving the fuck on.

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Technically, I do still have the weekly recap.

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_02]: So of course.

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of the last one.

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_01]: But yes.

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_01]: The last recorded episode is today.

[00:01:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_01]: So this is it for Daniel?

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, fuck Daniel.

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to be right today, right?

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Nope.

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_02]: You're always wrong.

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Are you ready to get into the contradictions?

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Make sure it's fucking.

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Alright, let's do this.

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, don't be.

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Alright, honey, are you ready to get into this?

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_02]: You're always wrong?

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Honey?

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_01]: You've literally, you don't call me that normally.

[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_01]: It's true.

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_01]: And then not often, not often.

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think you've ever called me that on the air.

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I've never called you that on the air.

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm calling you out on it because I'm like, what?

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I know you don't get me like the fuck.

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I do call you that in real life sometimes.

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes.

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Not sometimes.

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Normally I call you babe.

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Or boyfriend.

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, so no.

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_01]: It was, it was not completely unheard of in real life.

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_01]: But it was definitely out of character if it was real life.

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_01]: It was completely unheard of on the podcast.

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_01]: This is a first.

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I know, I'm sorry.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I was like, what?

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And then you were just looking at me like the fuck.

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm like, what are you, what are you doing?

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Honey, honey.

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Honey, honey.

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you ready to do your all-as-rong?

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_02]: See, I started you off.

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right.

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Now you're discombobbing me.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Why was arguing with my wife so I was definitely wrong right there.

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_01]: That was bad start.

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, no, I guess if I'm always wrong, that's a good start.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm just that mom.

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm wrong.

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_02]: You're discombobulating that and flustered.

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_01]: You're just setting me off with the right tone.

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_01]: That's all.

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Fair enough.

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Number one.

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_02]: And this is a short one.

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_02]: We only have three questions.

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wow.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Because you know, Daniel's kind of like story form.

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it doesn't matter.

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_02]: So these are all kind of like, and we're just going to have fun with it.

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Number one, is it okay to drink alcohol?

[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes or no.

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Those are your choices.

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go with, um, uh, who know based on the people that came into town when, uh,

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_01]: who was there was Jeremiah.

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_01]: And he was, he was praising the people.

[00:04:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I came up with the name of the tribe was, but they didn't drink and they, they were saying.

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it was specific.

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I think, look, I think that, I know people drink that work out.

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_01]: They so obviously people did it, but I feel like maybe it's not right?

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, in numbers, uh, the nasorates like in numbers chapter six, the nasorates were not supposed to drink.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_02]: And then in Isaiah chapter 28, the pre-sum profits were not supposed to drink.

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And then in Daniel, um, you know, who has got one of God's favorite people right?

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_02]: In chapter one, he's like, no, thank you.

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not supposed to drink.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_01]: So it's just certain people that.

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_02]: And then Proverbs warns us all about drinking alcohol in chapter 20 and chapter 23.

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh.

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't.

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_00]: All right.

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I think that was more don't drink it to excess.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_01]: But that's the words that get tossed around mostly, but they definitely, there is a stigma associated with drinking.

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, when, me and you were getting married, uh, there was a minute when my parents were thinking about not coming to our reception,

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_02]: and because there would be alcohol there.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_02]: And we were like, what?

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_00]: What?

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_02]: So I mean, there are Christians who think that the Bible says don't drink.

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't, whatever.

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_01]: And then you, you can think that if you want to, you and then might even say that, but like,

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_02]: But then we're also going to show that they are also always wrong.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: In addition to Proverbs mentioning, don't do it.

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Is they also warns us about drinking alcohol in chapters 5 and 28.

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_01]: God, why doesn't the Bible warn us about heroin?

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_02]: It hadn't been invented yet.

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_01]: But it's God.

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_01]: God should know about that.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_02]: God didn't talk to people about things that they wouldn't know nothing about.

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Mm.

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_02]: It didn't impact his people.

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_02]: He knew he just kept it to himself for reasons.

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, uh, so magic mushroom is just grow wild.

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Is it where they're looking?

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Did God have, did God approve those? Is that what?

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Do they grow as a dog?

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_01]: When he went, I doubt it.

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I know they're out west.

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I honestly have no idea.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_01]: But they existed on the planet and God made the planet.

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_01]: So they existed in that time.

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_02]: But much like heroin, if it didn't grow where his chosen people were, it didn't impact

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_02]: them.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_02]: And that is the reason God doesn't mention things.

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the people.

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the, that's the apologists perspective.

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_02]: The reason that God doesn't talk to his people about things that he should know about

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_02]: is not that he didn't know about them.

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_02]: It's that he didn't, um, he didn't drown his people in information that they didn't

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_02]: need to know.

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Got it.

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Got it.

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_02]: So he also didn't talk to them about Netflix and chill or, uh, Facebook, right?

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_02]: How boomer should stay off of it and stuff like that.

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I got it.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_02]: But guess what, dear.

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, dear.

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_01]: What?

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You're always wrong.

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, because guess what?

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course you can drink alcohol.

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_02]: It's fine.

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, Proverbs.

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I was hate quoting Proverbs because that's just like a collection of poems or whatever.

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_01]: You just like kind of like the fake Bible.

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_02]: It is in my opinion.

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like here's a bunch of collections of shit.

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_01]: We didn't know we're else to put on.

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_02]: It's neither history nor story.

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And that's why in Jewish books they call it, it falls in the writings.

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Because that's what it is.

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Stuff.

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_02]: It's the poetry section of the Bible.

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, people describe a lot of meaning to those, especially in Christianity.

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how we do.

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how much meaning is described to them in Judaism because I don't really, like,

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_01]: you don't ever hear about those from a Jewish person.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_02]: We're only here about the Tenak and then history.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And really hear about the writings.

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And you don't hear a lot about the prophets, honestly.

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_01]: That would be an interesting discussion.

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like like it's just talking about the things that are in the Jewish text and how their take on them differ from Christian version.

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Like we know that there are different things that you guys have a lot of the same stuff.

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_02]: But there's a few things that you have that they don't advice for.

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_02]: But that is even a different matter than, but how do you feel about those things?

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_02]: It's kind of like when you start a new job, right?

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_02]: And you get the company handbook.

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_02]: So you know going in with all the rules are.

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But you don't know the actual practice and feeling of that.

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why you asked the next person next to you.

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, what really matters here?

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I know that this says that we wear pink on Wednesdays, but like how strict is that?

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Or like sometimes you'll go to a place and they're like you absolutely have to wear black pants.

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And they stress that at the fucking interview.

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_02]: So you go in thinking, oh my god, I need to go get black pants.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_02]: And so then you go shopping and you buy like three or four pair of black pants.

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_01]: You're walking.

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_01]: You the only fucking person wearing black pants.

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, oh, we don't take that seriously.

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And you're like, then what the fuck?

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_02]: So there's knowing the rules and there's knowing what's in the Bible.

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_02]: But then there's the, but how do you feel about that?

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_02]: How are these rules actually practice?

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Kind of like don't murder and don't run a red light.

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Those are both rules.

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_02]: But we take don't murder a lot more seriously.

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Like you get punished a lot more hardcore than the don't run a red light.

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you get in trouble.

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_02]: But you know, you don't.

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, to be fair, I've run a red light in downtown Dayton.

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_01]: You did accidentally.

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't drive cities very well.

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_01]: No, you don't.

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_01]: There's too many fucking lights.

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Like you look ahead of you.

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm looking at like two lights ahead of you.

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I missed the one that's like right there.

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_02]: And also you have turned down the one wake when the wrong way.

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_02]: More than once.

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_02]: More than once.

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_02]: And that's what mean the car.

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_02]: So I only, I shuttered to think how bad you are if not in the car.

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_01]: But am I, or am I not generally?

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Other than cities downtowns.

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Other than downtowns, you are the, by far, safest driver.

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I know besides kid.

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Either one of you, I feel perfectly safe and comfortable being the passenger.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm a nervous passenger.

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't navigate downtowns very well.

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't.

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't.

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much input.

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_01]: It's too much.

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_01]: It's over it's overload.

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I think you're heard your ADHD.

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Probably, yeah.

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_02]: But let's talk about how yeah drinking is fine and

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Proverbs says that wine is a gift from God.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And chapter nine of Proverbs.

[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_02]: And then God actually likes to have a little dranky poo too.

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Does he?

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_02]: According to Exodus chapter 29 numbers chapter 15 and judges chapter nine.

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_02]: He likes to get his drink on.

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_02]: And then the Bible tells us to drink abundantly with our four skins uncovered in

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_02]: some of soul men chapter five, which I forgot.

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Four skins uncovered.

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Cox out, rock out with your cock out.

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Haven't you ever heard that?

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I have.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I have a Bible.

[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Look out with your cock out.

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_01]: And I know the original was yeah.

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_02]: It's in song of soul men.

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, everybody knows that.

[00:11:37] God.

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this is this Bible is so fucking weird.

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it just really is hang on to that thought because since we only have three

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_02]: questions for today, I saw something that took me down a rabbit hole like you know,

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_02]: you follow the link and then you read a thing and it made me laugh.

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Hold onto that thought.

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_00]: All right.

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Rock out with your cock out and four skins uncovered as you drink.

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Got it.

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Number two.

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_02]: What kind of animals may we eat?

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's your choices.

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Your choices.

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_02]: None.

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_02]: It depends or any.

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go, wow.

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_01]: There's three choices.

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_01]: This is a weird.

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_01]: So there must be three.

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go with depends.

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Because you know, there was definitely the clothing hoof stuff and all that.

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, you want them about to say, yeah, according to do do do

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Rotomy and Leviticus don't eat animals that chew the cudd or divide the hoof.

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, obviously you're right.

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_02]: But guess what?

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm okay.

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_02]: You're always wrong.

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_02]: So now what's your answer?

[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_02]: It.

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_02]: What kind of animals may we eat none or any?

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go with any, I guess because it's like why would we not be able to eat animals?

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, under me.

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, God agrees because like after the flood in Genesis vegan days were done and over.

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Eat what you like.

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And then in due to Rotomy chapter 12, God gives permission to eat all the animals.

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_01]: They literally keep like, you know, animals to eat and flock.

[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like they have them all over the place.

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_01]: They slide them for their God.

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It's fine.

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_02]: But guess what?

[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_02]: You are still always wrong.

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I call bullshit on that because guess what kind of animals we may eat.

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I have what kind?

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_02]: None.

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't understand.

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember this.

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I've already been to Genesis Proverbs and the book of Daniel.

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_02]: The fuck you should only eat no animals.

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_01]: You're going to have to go over this with me because I missed this.

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't understand what this is.

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, in Genesis before the flood, it was like, you know, everything grows in the planet for you.

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't need to sure.

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't need to kill to eat.

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Was this it was this because they were taking on animals that they can't eat onto the ark?

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Probably, I don't know.

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like that was like circumstantial.

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I all in the way is that prior to the flood, he was like, don't eat animals.

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_02]: But after the flood, he was like, you could eat some animals.

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_01]: But that could have been circumstantial because there's only two of you every animal.

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_01]: So you don't want to eat the fucking meat.

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't want to eat any of them.

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_01]: But that would be problematic.

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_02]: But after the flood, when they all got off the ark, he was like, fine, eat the fucking animals.

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Which you would think would still be problematic.

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_02]: It would be more problematic because when they were like, just, you know, living in town or like hurting their animals or even prior to that garden of eating or whatever.

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_02]: They were vegetarian.

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_01]: They remember how quickly cane populated the world.

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_01]: So, I mean, it should apparently happen so quick, you know?

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I have to wonder like if it wasn't nine months of pregnancy.

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it went from him and his mom to like cities and no place.

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_02]: It was cities.

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_02]: So gross.

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway.

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_02]: And so then, Proverbs again, I hate to quote as it says there.

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_02]: But it does.

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_02]: This is be vegan.

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, not it doesn't use the word vegan, but it says don't eat meat bitch.

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_01]: What does it say exactly?

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Don't eat meat bitch.

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_01]: It does not say don't eat meat.

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Meep bitch.

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_01]: You're wrong this time.

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I did not copy down the exact phrase because you have told me in the past that I put too many quotes in these episodes.

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I see, but I was curious.

[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to know about the which, which passage did I do?

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even write in the passage.

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Not on this one because.

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Shit.

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Because there were three different answers.

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_02]: And so for I wasn't going to write them out.

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I just think this is really a three question you can listen.

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_02]: You give me instructions and I follow them.

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_02]: You make complaints and I change the format to make you happy.

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm sorry.

[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I am always wrong.

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And then in Daniel, it's not that it tells us don't eat meat.

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_02]: It's just that Daniel is like, oh no.

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_02]: We can't eat meat.

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Now I don't necessarily think that's the best example.

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I think that Daniel was turning down.

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Nebuchadnezzar's meat.

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_01]: That was again, circumstances.

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_02]: It had been sacrificed or blessed to another God.

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Now we don't know that.

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_02]: That was something that was suggested in one of our Q&A episodes as to why he would have turned down.

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Nebuchadnezzar's food from his table.

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:16:37] All right.

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_02]: And the answer was because it had probably already been blessed to his to Nebuchadnezzar's God.

[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_02]: But it doesn't say that though.

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_02]: So Daniel was like, no, no, no, we don't eat meat.

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_02]: And like told the guard, can we just let do veg?

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Just let us do it for a week.

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I remember that.

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_01]: But again, but again, that was.

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that was a very critical approach.

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I was a very critical approach.

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I was a very critical approach.

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_01]: And I just did it.

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I was a song to the proverb.

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You said the other one was in songs.

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm sorry, proverb.

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I just did a search for both, just to see if I could come up with the passage.

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I am curious.

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I found it.

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It is provar's chapter 23 verse 20.

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And it says, be not among wide, wide, wide bibbers.

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I guess people that drink a lot of wine is sure.

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Among right is eaters of flesh.

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_01]: But wouldn't, okay.

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_01]: So right is eaters of flesh though.

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Don't be eaten that flesh.

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Ramp of right is seems to indicate that you shouldn't over indulge.

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Not necessarily not eat at all.

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I guess it depends on does the adjective right is belong to the eaters of flesh?

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Or does it belong to the eaters who are happening to eat flesh?

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it right as eaters, you know, a flesh?

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Or is it right as eaters of flesh?

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Got it.

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't know.

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't feel like this is a questionable.

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm always wrong.

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_01]: That's all.

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you're right.

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh.

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Fair enough.

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I've changed name of this episode.

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I was a little happy to write you know?

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't go that far.

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, there were several different answers to what kind of meat you can eat.

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_02]: And mostly you should either not or be very discretionary about what kind of meat you eat.

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_02]: And don't do it in large quantity.

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Of course, according to the Bible, not according to the Bible.

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, yeah, no.

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't be riotous.

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_01]: You'll get that turkey leg at the ren fair.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I did, too.

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I like that was the whole reason I wanted to go to the ren fair.

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I needed to walk around with a giant turkey leg.

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_02]: And then you know what's soft?

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_02]: It didn't even taste that good.

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it tasted like ham.

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I was I was I was I was I thought it was good, but I you know,

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I was not expecting to bite into a leg of ham.

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it tasted like ham and it didn't taste like it was fully cooked to me.

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I wanted some kind of things giving turkey leg.

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure, sure.

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I was expecting to bite into turkey.

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_01]: It was not that.

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it was turkey.

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_01]: It almost felt like a mixture of meat.

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_01]: It was really weird.

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, it was a big leg of something.

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It definitely was.

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_02]: But it did not taste like turkey.

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_02]: And I was very distraught because that's like all I wanted.

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_02]: We went the year that they had a tardis.

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_00]: They did.

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_02]: And we got pictures of kid in their cousin.

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_02]: My sister's youngest with with one of the doctors.

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that was just a random person.

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_02]: No, it was the doctor and I don't want to hear your bullshit.

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and it was the real tardis.

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_02]: That happened.

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what happened there.

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:20:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:20:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to hear your bullshit.

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_02]: The actual doctor with the actual tardis.

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_01]: We're literally here criticizing the Bible.

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, but I'm aware that I'm pretending.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And, you know, when pressed, I'm admitting it.

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_02]: But this is my world and in my world, that sound that the tardis makes is wondrous.

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you ever hear that story of the girl who was like a sleep in her car in a parking garage?

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_02]: She was like between meetings or something.

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_02]: And she was just like resting her eyes and napping.

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And her windows were down and all of a sudden.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_02]: She heard the sound of the tardis and she woke up and like leaped out of her car and screamed,

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_02]: wait, I'm here.

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm ready.

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_02]: But it was just somebody's ringtone.

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_00]: That's hilarious.

[00:21:02] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to see that.

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_02]: The internet.

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_02]: It was something that was going around on Facebook for a while.

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I like it.

[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Think was.

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_02]: But I understand that.

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like that was put on.

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like that was like a set of hair.

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know because I could totally.

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I could totally see me doing that.

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I'm coming out of a sleep and okay, like okay.

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_02]: The other night right?

[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I had this nightmare that this giant spider was on me.

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Like the size of like a kitten.

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And to the point that like I can still imagine how it's claw felt through my through the blanket and through

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_02]: my shirt.

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_02]: And so in my sleep, I was calling for a kid to come help me to get this thing off of me and

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like very proud of myself because I was like not panicking.

[00:21:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I was being very still because I did not want this son of a bitch spider to like kill me.

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And the only problem is that I have a sleep paralysis where sometimes as I'm coming

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_02]: out of a wake, my mind wakes before my body even though my mind is still in a dream state.

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_02]: So my mind was trying to force my mouth to move and of course my mouth wouldn't move because

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_02]: my body was frozen in sleep state.

[00:22:26] Yeah.

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And so I've done this often enough that I was aware.

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm dreaming.

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_02]: So instead of continuing to try to force my mouth to move, I rolled quickly off of the bed and through

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_02]: the blanket across the room so that when I did wake up, I was like on the floor kind of

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_02]: days like wait, was there a spider?

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_02]: And like logically I knew there's no fucking spider that big and leisure in Australia.

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_02]: So I was shaking out the blankets but my point to that very long, irrelevant stupid story is

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_02]: that when I'm coming out of a sleep and I have just dreamt something that feels real or that

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_02]: feels like something that I want to be true, right?

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_02]: It can feel real so I could see that happening.

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Got it.

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, to your story, I actually had something laying on me tonight and a land of

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_01]: my fucking forehead and I was a stink bug when I didn't know that before I squished it

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_01]: and I'm fucking forehead.

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_01]: That was terrible.

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm so sorry that happened to you.

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_01]: It was terrible.

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_02]: That's sad.

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_01]: It's stuck.

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, because of the stink bug, yeah.

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_01]: But why do the why do the stink bug have to land on my forehead?

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not fair.

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not fair.

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not fair.

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_02]: But I mean yesterday I tripped walking up concrete stuff.

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_01]: That's not fair either.

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_02]: And not only did I trip going up concrete steps, the thing that I was going like kid was taking

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_02]: me out for boba tea.

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_02]: When I finally got my legs under me, it turns out that the place we were going was closed

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_02]: for I can't remember this word.

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_02]: It was close.

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Renovation.

[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I keep wanting to see reconstruction.

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_02]: No, it was close for renovation.

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I broke my legs for nothing.

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_01]: But you did end up getting boba tea.

[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah, because me and kid went somewhere else.

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_02]: But I'm just saying, yeah, I feel he was not fair.

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't get anything for a squish and a stink bug on my forehead.

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you cleaned your face and got the stink bug off of him.

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_01]: There is that.

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was, yeah.

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I still don't feel like that's a fair trade-off.

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_02]: But you weren't going somewhere in the first place.

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I wasn't.

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_02]: You were just standing there.

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_02]: So I mean, that's not the same.

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_02]: That's not the same at all.

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I got boba because that's what I was going for.

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_02]: So number three.

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Is death final?

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh.

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh.

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a hard one.

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Your choices are yes or no.

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, I know.

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go with my perspective and that's that.

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it is absolutely final.

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, of course you're right because in Joshua chapter 23,

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_02]: they mentioned that the dead are going the way of all the earth.

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_02]: And then in Isaiah chapter 26, it says they are dead.

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_02]: They shall not live.

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_02]: They are deceased.

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_02]: They shall not rise.

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I mean, we got this in Psalms and Job and Ecclesiastes.

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Those writings is, I lumped them all into one little group where they mentioned

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_02]: that is dead bitches.

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_02]: But then I also know you're always wrong.

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_01]: We end up talking about fucking zombies.

[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_01]: We get zombies.

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_01]: And then you got the empty items and it's by.

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_02]: We have zombies up in here.

[00:25:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Zombies for days.

[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Remember how I said just now that in Isaiah chapter 26,

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_02]: it says they are dead.

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_02]: They shall not live.

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_02]: They have deceased.

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_02]: They shall not rise.

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Guess what?

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Just kidding.

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_02]: In that same fucking verse.

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Or I'm sorry that same fucking chapter, not verse.

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_02]: The same chapter.

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_02]: It says the dead men shall live together with my dead body.

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Shall they rise?

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking zombies.

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_02]: And then in Ezekiel chapter 37,

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_02]: it says, I will open your graves and cause you to come up out of your graves.

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_02]: And bring you into the land of Israel.

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Got it.

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking zombies.

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_02]: And then in Daniel, which is the whole point of this,

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_02]: chapter 12, it says,

[00:26:21] [SPEAKER_02]: and many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake,

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_02]: some to everlasting life and some to shame and everlasting content.

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_01]: And at the time we talked about how that was kind of a weird.

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a newer way of talking about that too.

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, relating to afterlife and, essentially.

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a, it's a more modern, with regard to the Bible.

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a more modern take on the Christian.

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Which makes sense because it's closer to Christian times.

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_01]: But we still talking about zombies though.

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like whatever.

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Fucking dead people walking around.

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I can do it.

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_02]: How about that?

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not a great.

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_02]: So that's all the questions that I have.

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_02]: But I promised a joke.

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_02]: All right. So one of the links that I read,

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_02]: let me to another link to another link to another link.

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_02]: And I came across something that said,

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_02]: what does Jesus have written on his testicles?

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh.

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, I'm sorry. What?

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. Here's the thing.

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I know we're not here yet, but just something to hold onto.

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_02]: In the book of Revelation, which is the final book of the New Testament.

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_02]: So the last book of the entire Bible.

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Again, we're not there yet.

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Not in close.

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_02]: But there's a verse in there that says, and he has on his vester and on his thigh,

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_02]: a name written king of kings and lord of lords.

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, what a thigh is in the Bible.

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Right. Right.

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_02]: So, okay. So this is a whole conversation.

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_02]: And this guy says, okay. I'm not so sure about this.

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus might not have anything written on his testicles,

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_02]: but he does have something written on his thigh.

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_02]: At least if you believe the book of Revelation.

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And then he says, but since thigh is a biblical euphemism for

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_02]: testicle, it may literally be that Jesus has king of kings and lord of lords.

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Tattered on his testicles or, you know, his scrotum or whatever.

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Wouldn't that be so cool?

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_02]: All bet he has king of kings on one side and lord of lords on the other.

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I see.

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_02]: He's the type.

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And then, okay.

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_02]: So then somebody, or I'm sorry, he went on to say and it would go well

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_02]: with the rest of his outfit.

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_02]: And then he describes more Jesusy stuff which I'm not going to be sure.

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Again, we're not there yet.

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Right. Right.

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_02]: But then somebody commented on that.

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow, that's scary.

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_02]: So on judgment day, you'll know it's Jesus if some scary fella

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_02]: tea bags you and he's writing on a sack.

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Got it.

[00:28:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And then somebody said, one if the Magdalene has a tramp stamp

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_02]: to, uh, okay.

[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_01]: No, we should we can make it a thing.

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you know, like if enough people will leave that Jesus had these things

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_01]: tattooed on his balls maybe Christians are going to start getting their balls tattooed.

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_02]: You should have seen all of the Christians commenting how horrible this was

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_02]: and they're like, dude, I'm just reading the fucking Bible.

[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Right. Yeah.

[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Literally, it says this and we all know that thime and then Christians were like,

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Where does it say that thime?

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_01]: What I was about to say, the Christians don't know a goddamn thing about what their Bible says.

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_01]: So, or what I mean, is there anything?

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_02]: And the thing is it doesn't say that thime actually means test degree.

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_02]: You would have to actually study outside of the Bible and they frown on that.

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, study outside the Bible and understand the translations as they come down through time

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_01]: and everything like that.

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. Exactly.

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_02]: And what they would say instead of you're fucking nuts that.

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Right. Yeah.

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody else said, could this tattoo be what Catholic priests

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_02]: is elously look for when hiring a new altar boy?

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh Jesus.

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_00]: That's horrible.

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. That is horrible.

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus Christ.

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_02]: You can edit that out if you want them.

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_02]: That might be a step too far.

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_01]: It is we're going to leave it in but damn.

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah.

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_02]: So those were those were the jokes that I found that I had to share just because

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I had I had Dick on the brain.

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, will because earlier because it said you know, the whole rock out with your

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Cockout thing.

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And four skins.

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_02]: As your drink and your alcohol, you got to drink it surrounded by four skins.

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_01]: You didn't want to be around the bush.

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_01]: You just kind of stopped Dicking around and you don't pull it up the joke.

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah.

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I got it.

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_02]: You cracked it open.

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, enough enough that.

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_01]: So do you got anything else for us today?

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely not that was the way too far.

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Way too many.

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_01]: So that was our contradictions episode.

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_01]: And that means we are done with Daniel.

[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck Daniel all the way to Mars and back.

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_02]: And hopefully Josiah is better.

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Josiah.

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Who's saying?

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_01]: One of them dudes.

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know whatever.

[00:31:16] [SPEAKER_01]: You were like mixing like Jeremiah with whatever.

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what you're doing either.

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Isaiah and Jeremiah Josiah.

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_01]: It was like a, there's like a,

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Mighty Morphin power Rangers.

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to come together to whatever.

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, we all know that my brain can't hold too many things at once.

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm still I'm still stuck on four skins.

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't be expected to get the name who's like Jose is straight when

[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm thinking about Dix.

[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_01]: That's fair.

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I appreciate that.

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:31:47] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's all we got today guys.

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck us.

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_01]: We'll be back at Walgap the weekly wrap up out here.

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, well, no, be on.

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_01]: We saw them.

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_02]: They were going to do a book club.

[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Right. Right. Sorry.

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.

[00:32:03] [SPEAKER_01]: So book club on Sunday and then we get wrap up out.

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_01]: And then on Monday, we'll be back with.

[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_02]: For skins, chapter one.

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Jose, chapter one.

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I would look wife literally gave a blank stare for a minute.

[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Even after we just said the name of the book of the Bible.

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I just had to point that out.

[00:32:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Well.

[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Guys have a good day.

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Good boy.

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.