Ezekiel Chapter 23: Bible Study by Atheists

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[00:01:19] We're reading the Bible for the very first time we grew up without religion and wanted to know what all the fuss was about

[00:01:25] Well, what do we learn so far that God is a dick and apparently some people believe in talking donkeys

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[00:01:44] All right. Let's go read the Bible. Yeah, let's get to it

[00:01:48] Do you remember what happened yesterday and where the hell we are today?

[00:01:56] Well yesterday we read a zikiel chapter 22 sure as fuck dead and in that chapter

[00:02:02] God was like mad at the Israelites again and was like

[00:02:08] Mad that they are murdering people and have idolatry and he was mostly mad at like the leaders though

[00:02:13] Yeah, well he started the chapter like mad at the people but then he's like but let me tell you a thing

[00:02:19] And then he was like it's the leaders. Yeah, the leaders of the pack the leaders of the pack

[00:02:26] I had to I had to you fed me. I did I did

[00:02:30] So yeah, he was mad at them and his answer to them being bad and murdering people and all that is to murder people

[00:02:37] And all that and all that

[00:02:40] So speaking of the big ads. Yeah, right. Yeah

[00:02:43] So that was a zikiel chapter 22 sure fuck was which means that today we're getting into

[00:02:50] Ezekiel chapter 23. Yeah, all right. Let's do this. Okey-dokey

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[00:04:39] Alright, we are hopping into easy Kyle chapter 23. All right and

[00:04:46] Here is what it goes ready here is what it goes it goes like that is this thing. Is this English honestly?

[00:04:54] What happened there? I expected you to correct my easy Kyle. Oh, I should have I meant to and then you did it

[00:05:00] And I was so yeah, we're in a z-keel chapter 23 my gabber was flasted. Yeah, flat

[00:05:06] Flabbergasted I was gobsmacked. Yeah, flabber pasted. I don't know be fun. I'll came to my head as befuddled

[00:05:14] Okay, all right Twitter pated

[00:05:19] I win

[00:05:21] Listen, listen. Yep. Um, I know you're gonna be surprised at this

[00:05:26] But the word of the Lord came to me did it really is he kill yeah

[00:05:31] Son of man. Yeah, mere human. Yeah fucking worm there were two women

[00:05:37] Daughters of the same mother we also like to call those things sisters. Yes, that does often get hurt that way half sisters

[00:05:45] Yep, mm-hmm. They became prostitutes in Egypt, you know as you do sure they got the big dicks out there

[00:05:51] So they that's what I hear. You know, that's what they said on that one

[00:05:54] Yeah

[00:05:55] Engaging in prostitution from their youth. Okay, you know how they do I guess those fucking whores

[00:06:01] Right. Um, sure. I mean that was it that was pretty common practice still is actually yeah pretty common practice

[00:06:08] So I think we should just slut shame all around. I think that's what the Bible does

[00:06:13] It's not not what we do. No, I'm decent never mind. I'm a nice person

[00:06:18] Sex work is real work y'all. Yes. Okay in that land over in Egypt with the big dicks

[00:06:24] Yeah, their breasts were fondled and their virgin bosoms caressed

[00:06:30] Okay, so wait their virgin still but they're their prostitutes hold on hold on hold on

[00:06:35] Their breasts and their virgin bosoms. Okay bosoms breasts. That's what I thought. Yeah

[00:06:42] Well, is that wrong?

[00:06:44] Bosoms it's your chesticles. That's what I thought. Yeah. Yeah bosoms are chesticles

[00:06:49] That's what I thought. Yeah, so their breasts were fondled and their virgin bosoms caressed. Okay, all right

[00:06:55] I don't know what that

[00:06:57] Maybe they had four boobs

[00:07:00] That's what happened. That's what happened. Yes, they have four boobs right half their titties were fondled the other half were caressed

[00:07:09] The older sister was named a hula and

[00:07:13] Her sister was a holy va

[00:07:16] Okay, and those words mean one of them is tent and one means

[00:07:21] Tent is in her my tent is in her. Okay, and

[00:07:25] These sisters are representing

[00:07:29] Jerusalem and I forget what the capital city is of the Jerusalem. I just said Jerusalem

[00:07:35] Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, you know, okay, so they're representing Jerusalem and the capital city that is okay

[00:07:41] So, you know how Jerusalem is the capital of Israel?

[00:07:45] Yes, is that right? Yeah. No, it's the capital of Judah

[00:07:51] It's also is sure. Yeah, but the other sister is the capital of the other one

[00:07:57] What is the other one? We've got Judah and Israel, right? Okay. Does that make sense? Yeah, I guess

[00:08:03] I thought we haven't been talking about Israel as a whole okay, but now what we're talking about both of them

[00:08:09] Okay, sure and how their their sisters, you know once a little bit older than the other

[00:08:13] Yeah, yeah, that's what we're talking about. Okay, and these girls represent those cities got it with the cities with the titties

[00:08:19] Ah

[00:08:22] Okay, they were mine

[00:08:25] They were okay. God not as he killed they were his and gave birth to sons and daughters

[00:08:31] Yeah, oh here we go. Oh hola is Samaria. That's the word

[00:08:36] I was trying to think and a whole of a is Jerusalem. Okay. Yeah, a whole of Samaria

[00:08:43] Engaged in prostitution while she was still mine or and she lusted after her lovers the

[00:08:50] Assyrians warriors clothed in blue

[00:08:53] governors and commanders all of them handsome young men and

[00:08:57] Mounted horsemen

[00:09:01] She gave herself as a prostitute to all the elite of the Assyrians and defiled herself with the idols of everyone

[00:09:08] She lusted after

[00:09:09] Like okay, like firemen. You know how that's a thing like women lusted after firemen. Oh, okay? Yeah

[00:09:16] Hey, okay, she's like there goes an Egyptian horse rider and there goes a a fireman

[00:09:24] She's like I lost after them. Yeah

[00:09:27] She did not give up the prostitution

[00:09:30] She began in Egypt when during her youth men slept with her caressed her boobies and

[00:09:36] Poured out their lust on her poured out their lust and so they came on her

[00:09:41] I think that means they came on her. Okay, they poured out their lust on her

[00:09:45] Yeah, that's what I would take that to mean. Yeah, so they came all over that bitch

[00:09:49] I guess that it sounds what it sounds like. Okay, therefore I

[00:09:53] God delivered her into the hands of her lovers. I was like here whatever

[00:09:57] Yeah, the Assyrians for whom she lusted they stripped her naked took away her sons and daughters and killed her with the sword

[00:10:04] You know the way they do hmm. Yeah, she became a byword among women and

[00:10:10] Punishment was inflicted upon her. Okay, so that did not end well for her

[00:10:15] I guess not I guess not but but it's a city not a girl

[00:10:18] So right right and and ultimately it doesn't end up ending well for Jerusalem either

[00:10:23] So like I mean none of God's people does it end well for ever and he still talks about bringing them all back

[00:10:29] Right, like I know I will never forget though

[00:10:32] I've already quoted this where there's one Jewish lady that was like can you choose someone else?

[00:10:39] Right. Yeah, okay, so her sister a whole of a so the other one Jerusalem

[00:10:45] Jerusalem right saw this yeah, so what happened yet in her lust and prostitution

[00:10:52] She was more depraved than her sister. I like how

[00:10:56] We don't talk about how all of the man's

[00:11:00] Right, it's never the man. No, it's always the woman. It's fine. Whenever we're talking about someone being lead let us stray

[00:11:07] It's always a woman. Yeah always like

[00:11:09] She is enjoying sex just fine

[00:11:11] She's a whore and a piece of shit all the men that are fucking her all the different ways

[00:11:16] They're fine. Whatever you remember was it back in Isaiah? I think I don't know

[00:11:20] It was it was a while back

[00:11:21] But they were talking about the men walking the straight path and the crooked paths

[00:11:25] Yeah, and every time they walk the crooked paths the honey lipped vixens. Yes led them astray

[00:11:31] Let them astray it wasn't the man's fault. It was the woman's fault

[00:11:34] Yeah, even though the man was going astray

[00:11:36] Yeah, the man was still being led astray by a woman

[00:11:39] Yeah, because men are not in charge of their dicks because they are monkeys right is what I'm getting out of

[00:11:45] I feel like if the woman has that much power over men, maybe they should be in charge

[00:11:49] Probably if you if you cannot control

[00:11:52] If you want to be in charge you have to be able to control the way

[00:11:56] The women know women and your women right and I'm not saying that you should feel that way

[00:12:01] Right, I'm saying that if you think you are better. Yeah, then you should that shouldn't be a problem

[00:12:05] It sounds like you're not very strong, right? Yeah, it sounds like you're kind of weak and wow shit

[00:12:10] It sounds like you're a monkey though

[00:12:12] honestly

[00:12:13] Like your dick is in charge of you and you are just led like wherever it's pointing

[00:12:19] That's what you do because you can't help it right and women are strong and you're weak

[00:12:24] Yes, that sounds like you shouldn't be in charge of the world correct

[00:12:27] Okay, so anyway, she was even more depraved because she liked it even better

[00:12:32] I don't really buy that because I feel like it was equal if anything like I actually the way they talked about the

[00:12:39] The Israelites outside of Judah they were way more depraved earlier on

[00:12:46] Than anything they ever brought up with regard to Jerusalem sure because Jerusalem kind of became like God's favorite pet

[00:12:53] After that is too early earlier Israelites kind of went away, you know well

[00:12:58] She too

[00:12:59] Lusted after the Assyrians

[00:13:01] governors and commanders warriors in full dress

[00:13:05] Mounted horsemen always the mounted horse. Mmm. Oh handsome young men. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yeah, I saw this

[00:13:11] She too defiled herself both of them went the same way

[00:13:16] Hmm, but she

[00:13:18] She she carried her prostitution still further. We're gonna talk more about how disgusting a horse

[00:13:24] She is okay. All right. She saw men portrayed on a wall

[00:13:29] Figures of Chaldeans portrayed in red with belts around their waist and flowing turbans on their heads

[00:13:35] All of them look like Babylonian chariot officers

[00:13:38] natives of Chaldea, huh as soon as she saw them

[00:13:42] She lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea

[00:13:45] So wait, she was gross because she was grosser than the other because her lust included that Chaldeans

[00:13:52] Right, but this is still symbolism for Jerusalem, right? Yeah, okay

[00:13:58] So what I'm gathering here is that whatever was happening at that given time in

[00:14:04] Jerusalem was so bad

[00:14:06] That they felt like they should reach out immediately to Chaldeans right to have something change

[00:14:11] Which we even talked about that probably

[00:14:14] Jeremiah was one of those people that reached out to them, right? Yes

[00:14:16] So even one of the prophets maybe sort of at least felt like they might be one of those people that reached out

[00:14:22] So you're talking about one of your main prophets of your Bible possibly

[00:14:26] Mm-hmm like one of these fucking people that you're referring to as a whore, right?

[00:14:30] Right and and and lusting after the Chaldeans and everything like that. Yeah, so this doesn't really work well for me here

[00:14:38] Yeah, because I feel like it's just convenient phrasing of all this. Oh god. You spelled it wrong. Yeah

[00:14:45] You used wrong words. You didn't have their work checked against each other, right, right?

[00:14:51] And we've run across that multiple times

[00:14:53] Yeah, and the more specifically with Jeremiah and Ezekiel and like I know to listen for it now

[00:14:59] Yeah, I know to listen for these inconsistencies in the Bible and there are just so many of them

[00:15:05] They're all over the fucking place and these are not something that's probably gonna pop up in our contradictions

[00:15:12] Because it's not like spelled out specifically. It's just like you had to have read it and known it

[00:15:17] Yeah, well and we're extrapolating information that yeah, like maybe isn't exactly

[00:15:22] Canon or taken that way by apologists, but it sure as fuck

[00:15:25] But it could be it could be right and you could interpret it the way we're thinking about this and say that could be the way this went

[00:15:32] You mean like in a realistic historical context instead of a magical hooey-hoey context

[00:15:37] Yeah, the only thing I really feel bad about is that I feel like we have these same conversations

[00:15:42] Literally every chapter. Yeah because these same

[00:15:45] Things happen all the fucking time. Yeah, so sorry guys that we're repeating ourselves, but it's not our fault

[00:15:51] We're reading the Bible. I mean if we weren't here to call out the bullshit

[00:15:55] We wouldn't have to say all these things, but we do it's true

[00:15:56] You know so anyways this whore right that went after the child a yeah

[00:16:01] Okay, so the Babylonians came to her to the bed of love the bed of love and in their lust

[00:16:08] Guess what they did they had sex with her they defiled her file

[00:16:12] But she called after them what exactly constitutes defiling. I don't really know

[00:16:18] When they lose their virginity or is that when they fuck on their period that could be also is it just sex is

[00:16:24] Defiling sex outside of what marriage? I don't know. I don't know either degrees of defilement

[00:16:31] After she had been defiled by them. I must have just been sex. Okay, she turned away from them and discussed

[00:16:37] She was like, oh

[00:16:39] Barf yeah, get out right. He was like can I see over and she was like no leave

[00:16:46] Right, I just wanted to you know have sex and he's like can we snuggle and she was like I said go I

[00:16:55] Have nothing for you here get right and he was like can I wash my dick off?

[00:17:01] It smells like pussy and she was like what you can do is shut the fuck up and leave right? Yeah, yeah

[00:17:09] When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body

[00:17:14] I God turned away from her and discussed. Why were you watching them fuck?

[00:17:20] You nasty you a peep and Tom God just as I had turned away from her sister

[00:17:27] Yeah, you know, I don't think that you should watch people have sex unless they are both like into it

[00:17:34] I mean to be fair. He's did say he turned away from it. So but

[00:17:39] It already happened right. Yeah, and turn away till after that's true

[00:17:43] He did this is God talking hypothetically right through Ezekiel yeah, and he described the whole scene

[00:17:48] So you know he did watch though

[00:17:50] You know the funny part to me was that he was describing the men that she was lusting after and it almost sounded like like a porn description

[00:17:58] Like the flow the flowing red blah blah blah

[00:18:01] Love bed the bed of love

[00:18:03] He came to her he came on somebody should write and he as he healed chapter 23 like

[00:18:10] porn dime porn novel like dime

[00:18:13] Erotica novel. Yeah, yes, that would be amazing

[00:18:15] I would read the fuck out of that and I don't even read erotic

[00:18:19] I think we have somebody that does like I think we do

[00:18:23] We got some fanfic yeah writers totally totally do that. You know who you are friend

[00:18:29] We'll promote it for you if you publish

[00:18:32] You can definitely if you don't want your name on it. Yeah, you can definitely

[00:18:37] Anonymous under our name right but yes highly recommend please do it right a forward even oh my god

[00:18:44] Yes

[00:18:45] Okay yet she became more and more promiscuous. Oh, she liked it

[00:18:50] Okay, all right as she recalled the days of her youth when she was a prostitute in Egypt

[00:18:57] Remember when I was a prostitute in Egypt and I was having all four of my titties rubbed. Yeah

[00:19:02] Yeah, those are the good old days

[00:19:04] Yeah, and then I got fucked by the Chaldeans and the Babylonians. Oh my gosh. Wow

[00:19:10] There there she lusted after her lovers whose genitals were like those of donkeys Wow

[00:19:20] This is the Egyptians I'm assuming because we talked about the

[00:19:23] Having those enlarged

[00:19:26] Wow

[00:19:27] Yeah, okay, so whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses damn

[00:19:35] Dark turn. I mean, I don't know if it's a dark turn. I did not it's definitely like this is getting into some like pretty

[00:19:43] The imagery is very porn

[00:19:46] Do not understand why we are talking about donkey dicks

[00:19:51] Yeah, and horses dicks coming. That's yeah, it's that's um, yeah

[00:19:55] That are two items that I never imagined never pictured ever this is a book that

[00:20:03] Christians want to be kept in schools. I

[00:20:06] Want I just wanted to say that out loud

[00:20:08] I want to read this at a mother fucking PTA meeting right at a library book banning

[00:20:15] Yeah, no, this is crazy like I just want I'm gonna read it again

[00:20:18] There she lusted after her lovers whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose

[00:20:26] Emission was like that of horses. Yeah, that man was hung like a donkey and came like a goddamn horse

[00:20:34] Yeah, he did

[00:20:36] Like honestly, I don't even know what that means does does a horse like what are there?

[00:20:40] What is there come like I've never seen a horse come to be perfect? I mean, I haven't either

[00:20:44] That's why I'm like yeah, I don't really know whose emission like I've seen them pee

[00:20:49] They pee for a really long time do horses have a lot of cum or do they have like a hard

[00:20:55] And then it just sprays across

[00:20:57] Yard and like puts a hole in something and we'd have to ask somebody that does knows a lot more about horses

[00:21:02] You know, I don't know what that means honestly

[00:21:05] I'm just like wondering is it a lot or is it powerful or is it a powerful and a lot?

[00:21:10] I honestly think that maybe we have delved into the arena of talking way too much about horse jizz

[00:21:16] Probably saying you know, like that's my personal opinion right now. I didn't bring it

[00:21:19] I don't know I was reading the Bible

[00:21:22] Reading the Bible there I was one day just innocently reading the Bible and they started talking about fucking cum out of a goddamn horse

[00:21:31] Yeah, no, that's uh, I

[00:21:33] Was unexpected I was not expecting that that was um caught me by surprise for sure. Yes. Yes, okay

[00:21:40] Wow, okay. We still got like 20 more verses and stuff to go. Yeah, I wonder what else we're gonna find in here

[00:21:46] I mean

[00:21:47] Some real treasures up in this nut

[00:21:50] Yeah, I try it

[00:21:51] I would try to imagine how much worse it could get but I then like in the Bible in general

[00:21:57] But I worry that I wouldn't go far enough because how do you top horse jizz?

[00:22:01] I don't I really don't know. Okay. I really don't in a Bible no less

[00:22:05] Yeah, in the Bible Bible

[00:22:07] This is the Bible that we want to teach children the the morals and the stories from I want to make sure that

[00:22:13] This is the page to mom right. Yeah. Yeah moms and dads mostly moms. Yeah, be honest, right?

[00:22:19] So you longed you bitch longed for the lewdness of your youth. Yeah when in Egypt

[00:22:26] Your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled, you know all four your titties right?

[00:22:31] Right, but what the bosoms weren't fondled this time. No, they were rest. Oh your bosom was

[00:22:36] Oh, so they got your young breasts fondled. Okay, so they got all four this time. Okay. All right

[00:22:40] They all four your titties sure. Yeah, I want to make sure

[00:22:43] Like oh, I sure wish this horse wasn't coming inside me

[00:22:48] I miss the days when all four of my titties were being rubbed and that was the worst of it

[00:22:52] Sadly, I'm producing an image of what this porn movie looks like in my head

[00:22:57] And it's kind of disturbing a little bit

[00:23:00] I'm really sorry that I'm being like so over-the-top ridiculous

[00:23:05] But honest I have to be honest like I'm a little bit embarrassed and I don't know what to do with this

[00:23:10] So I'm just trying to like play it off like whatever. I'm cool

[00:23:13] I mean did you really like I think we say something along these lines all the time too

[00:23:17] But did you ever think that the words horse jizz would come up as we were reading the Bible?

[00:23:22] I mean no like okay

[00:23:24] I read the notes for this so I knew that we're gonna be talking about two sisters, right?

[00:23:28] Yeah, and I knew that those two sisters

[00:23:31] Represented the two capital cities and I knew that they were gonna be called whores and whatever blah blah blah

[00:23:36] Okay, that was the extent of my knowledge. I literally knew nothing so right yeah, so

[00:23:42] No, I was not prepared for this and I I

[00:23:47] Honestly just don't know I don't know what to do with it

[00:23:51] So I'm trying to just be funny, but I'm really kind of befuddled and yeah Twitter paid

[00:23:58] right, right, yeah

[00:24:00] Therefore a hula bah this is what the sovereign Lord says okay?

[00:24:05] Oh, he's gonna talk to the girl who got jizz on her. Yeah, okay?

[00:24:08] I will stir up your lovers against you those you turned away from and discussed

[00:24:14] And I will bring them against you from every side. Oh, so when she went and fucked the Egyptians

[00:24:19] He's like you turned your back on the child days. You remember how you kicked him out of your bed

[00:24:22] Mm-hmm. I'm gonna I'm gonna go get them. They're gonna come fuck you up now

[00:24:25] Yeah, that's nice. Thank you for that God right

[00:24:29] Like I'm not allowed to say no after I said yes. I'm not allowed to say no

[00:24:33] So this was all just like a yeah, whatever

[00:24:36] I mean you're mad that I said yes then you're mad that I said no and

[00:24:42] No means yes and yes means no and

[00:24:46] Basically, I was always gonna get fucked. I do have a question though

[00:24:51] If we're talking about this is symbolism, right? Yes

[00:24:54] Judah and

[00:24:56] What was the other city does Samaria?

[00:24:59] So Jerusalem and Samaria. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so this is symbolism. Mm-hmm. Why do we need to know about horse semen or large dicks?

[00:25:08] Like that gets a little too specific in my mind for symbolism

[00:25:12] You want to know why because men wrote this okay the end

[00:25:15] I feel like they lost the thread on the symbolism and they just went straight to the fucking sex

[00:25:20] That's all because I had to point that out because it doesn't really

[00:25:24] Track with like a symbolic message. Yeah, we just went straight to the sex

[00:25:29] So okay because they don't know how else to call the city disgusting except by saying oh

[00:25:35] What's the most disgusting thing we know horse and donkey dick? Okay?

[00:25:39] Those are the grossest it let's put those together. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's all coming together now

[00:25:45] I'm gonna plot this out. I need to get my index cards out. Oh, you know what you said donkey dick

[00:25:50] But what if we do horse jizz right right like those are two separate things but cool cool cool cool cool

[00:25:58] I'm good with this keep throwing it out. Let's go. Let's go. What else you got right?

[00:26:01] I don't know how about instead of two boobs. She has four boobs, right? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah

[00:26:07] I don't know okay

[00:26:08] So anyway, he he's gonna bring those guys to you

[00:26:11] Okay, the Babylonians and all the Chaldeans the men of peacock and Shoa and koa and all the Assyrians with them

[00:26:20] Handsome young men all of them governors and commanders chariot officers and men of high rank all

[00:26:27] Mounted on horses. Yeah, okay

[00:26:31] They will come against you with weapons

[00:26:36] chariots and wagons and with a throng of people they will take up

[00:26:41] positions

[00:26:43] against you on every side with large and small shields with

[00:26:48] Helmets, okay? I will turn you over to them for punishment. I feel like this is you you were just in this like

[00:26:57] There's no need for it, but you're still doing it

[00:26:59] I'm in a radical lands because everything every word here has a double entendre

[00:27:04] Yeah, sure sure and they will punish you according to their standards. Yeah, they will yeah, they will I

[00:27:11] Will direct my jealous anger against you

[00:27:16] How dare you fuck them you should be fucking me right as God

[00:27:20] What if that's that's what God's all about right is jealousy?

[00:27:23] It's it's all it all comes down to jealousy in the Bible with regard to God God is jealous

[00:27:27] You're you're worshiping other idols. You're you're visiting other

[00:27:32] Polishing you're polishing their knobs. Yeah, you're doing shine in there

[00:27:35] Anything other than what he wants if you do those other things. He's going to kill you

[00:27:40] You're not on your knees before me right? Yeah, only I can defile you. Yes. Yes

[00:27:46] fear the Lord

[00:27:49] They will deal with you in fury. They will cut off your noses and your ears

[00:27:55] What?

[00:27:56] That's not gross and weird. Yeah, that's bad and those of you who are left will fall by the sword

[00:28:03] Okay, they're gonna die

[00:28:04] You're either gonna get your shit cut off and die or just die right which do you prefer and eventually he'll say he's just gonna scatter some of

[00:28:11] them scatters mother cover the ones he didn't kill in donkey jizz

[00:28:16] Take away your sons and daughters and those of you who are left will be consumed by fire

[00:28:21] Mmm, so I'm gonna remember how he was gonna mill them last chapter

[00:28:24] That was a really kind of disturbing imagery the way to describe that it with the metal and everything it was gross

[00:28:30] It was very gross. They will also

[00:28:33] Strip you of your clothes and take your fine jewelry, you know, just gonna rob you

[00:28:38] Yeah, first I'm gonna strip you then I'm gonna rob you we

[00:28:42] So I will put a stop to the lewdness and prostitution you began in Egypt

[00:28:48] Got it by stripping you and taking your your goods

[00:28:53] That's how I will stop you from being a whore

[00:28:56] Got it. That's not how that works

[00:28:59] Right. Yeah, you will not look on these things with longing or remember Egypt anymore

[00:29:06] Okay

[00:29:09] For this is what the sovereign lord says

[00:29:11] I'm about to deliver you into the hands of those you hate to those you turned away from indiscust

[00:29:18] Did they ever say that they hated them?

[00:29:21] Wanted him to get out of my bag

[00:29:23] She was I needed to clean the sheets

[00:29:26] OMG, what do you want her to do the guys over in Egypt had fucking horse decks? You know, I don't know what to tell you

[00:29:33] They will deal with you in hatred and take away everything you have worked for they will leave you stark naked. Oh and

[00:29:41] The shame of your prostitution will be exposed

[00:29:45] What if she's not shameful of it, right like what if?

[00:29:49] Hear me out

[00:29:50] She like to have sex right and what if the only shame is actually you putting that shame on her?

[00:29:57] Cuz I have to tell you a secret. Are you ready for it? I'm ready. I'm ready some girls like sex

[00:30:03] No fucking way. You're kidding me. I know I

[00:30:07] Know somebody who was a girl who likes sex

[00:30:11] Seriously, yes, I can't fucking believe it. She likes it a lot. Yeah, you know what she's not embarrassed about what sex

[00:30:19] Oh

[00:30:20] Huh? Yeah, that's crazy. I'm not gonna tell you. I don't want to embarrass her

[00:30:25] Sure, sure because it's not my story to

[00:30:29] Wait, it is

[00:30:31] Is that your story to tell? It's my story to tell. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm a girl and I like sex

[00:30:37] What?

[00:30:38] And I'm not I'm not ashamed right hashtag not ashamed

[00:30:42] Okay, your ludeness and promiscuity have brought this on you because you lusted after the nations and defiled yourself with their idols

[00:30:50] Yeah, I did. I'll rub myself raw with them

[00:30:53] I I mean right like the they do feel like they're just sex toys, right? Yes

[00:30:57] They defiling with the idols pre-battery dildos. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

[00:31:03] The way they always talk about them anyway. I was like in the movie

[00:31:07] Um that Emma Smith was just in oh what what was it called? Oh fuck

[00:31:14] Uh pretty no not pretty. Um

[00:31:18] I got nothing here. So well, it was the one with um emas

[00:31:23] stone ema stone. Yeah and she

[00:31:27] Um, it was like frankenstein and barbie had sex and had a baby. Oh, yeah

[00:31:32] That movie was so great poor things. That's it. Yeah. Yeah, I said ema stone, but it's ema smith

[00:31:38] I have no fuck. It's an emma and it's the girl that was in lullaland anyway. Okay. I think that was emma stone actually

[00:31:45] Okay, so in poor things this girl discovers joy

[00:31:51] By accidentally rubbing herself. Yeah, I remember that now and then she she says to the maid

[00:31:56] I've discovered how to be happy and the maid's like what and she goes here

[00:32:00] Let me show you and she grabs her crotch because she's like don't we all want to show each other how to it was so innocent

[00:32:06] Yeah, we all should want to be happy right and the maid was just like

[00:32:10] Like absolutely not you lewd thing. I mean that's it's one of those

[00:32:14] It's one of those problems with society, right? Yeah, we can't be more open about what sexual sexuality is

[00:32:21] I'm not saying we should grab each other's crotch. It's gonna be like I will show you no but over like um

[00:32:26] It goes to another point that I learned when I was younger like when I was younger

[00:32:29] I found out that if you can see over a bar in europe apparently in a lot of places you can drink, right?

[00:32:36] So there's not there's not as much stigma with regard to drinking in europe as there is in the united states

[00:32:42] And there's a lot less alcoholism also in those places because there is less stigma attached to those practices

[00:32:49] Exactly. So it's interesting

[00:32:52] How acceptance and being able to talk about a subject will

[00:32:58] Lessen the effects on the other side of that that are bad. It's almost like if you

[00:33:03] teach about safe sex in schools and

[00:33:08] Pass out condoms and explain how to use them correctly

[00:33:11] That doesn't actually increase sex. It actually decreases pregnancy, right? You know how you know remember

[00:33:20] Adults always like to tell us when we were younger honesty is the best policy, right? But they're lying

[00:33:25] They're lying. They don't fucking be honest with you. They don't tell you the things that you should know

[00:33:29] They don't tell you anything and they lie to you your whole fucking life

[00:33:33] Only then they also guilt you saying that honesty is the best policy

[00:33:36] And we're like wait, what you should you probably should have told us that

[00:33:41] You know all this stuff was just you being prudish fucks, right and not actually the truth

[00:33:47] But no you lied to us instead. It's the boomers

[00:33:50] Whatever most boomer is more than just the boomers. It's it's a whole culture

[00:33:55] It's it's it's why we're doing this podcast. It's the culture of religion essentially that

[00:33:59] Causes a lot of these ideas like I just want to walk up to random christian women and be like, it's okay if you have sex

[00:34:05] It's okay. If you don't have sex, right? It's okay. If you enjoy sex. It's okay. If you don't enjoy sex

[00:34:11] Sure, it's okay all of the above are okay

[00:34:14] It's okay. If you never want anybody to touch you ever

[00:34:17] It's okay. If you want to touch yourself

[00:34:19] It's okay. If you want to touch somebody and they want to be touched and it's okay

[00:34:23] If you want them to touch you whether they are a boy girl or anything in between that's right

[00:34:28] But let's not do children or

[00:34:31] Unconsensual or animals because that's correct all of the above is gross agreed

[00:34:36] Okay, so anyways

[00:34:38] Girls. Yeah, okay

[00:34:40] You have gone the way of your sister. Yehobag. So I will put her cup into your hand

[00:34:47] Okay, her diva cup. Her which cup do you know what a diva cup is? No, it's a menstrual cup. Do you know what a menstrual cup is?

[00:34:54] Yeah, it's a

[00:34:56] Plastic device you fit inside you and it collects your um menstrual stuff. Oh, I know. Yeah

[00:35:04] I'm aware. So is that the cup he put in her hand? I don't know. I'm curious but that that sounds like a question for a q&a

[00:35:10] Like well, yeah, well like what is that cup? Why why what's the significance of that cup?

[00:35:14] They were about to play football and it's a growing protector cup. Is that what it is?

[00:35:19] I don't I don't think that's the case because they're both, you know in this symbolic message. They're both women

[00:35:25] so it's not

[00:35:27] Sports cup and it's not a menstrual cup. Right. Okay. It's just a cup of tea cup. I guess. Yeah

[00:35:34] This is what the sovereign lord says you will drink. Oh, you will drink your sister's cup

[00:35:39] A cup large and deep it will bring scorn and derision for it holds so much

[00:35:45] You will be filled with drunkenness and sorrow the cup of ruin and desolation the cup of your sister's samaria

[00:35:53] You will drink it and drain it dry

[00:35:56] It chew on its pieces sounds like the cup is filled with like all of the

[00:36:01] guilt and wrongness that the other

[00:36:03] Sister's culture did and it's supposed to symbolize this whole

[00:36:08] This is the sin of that other culture and I'm now giving that to you

[00:36:11] It's a pandora's box, but it's made out of styrofoam because he's telling her she's gonna chew on its pieces

[00:36:17] Right. Yeah, that's what it is. And you will tear your breasts

[00:36:21] Tear your breasts all four of them. Yeah

[00:36:24] I have spoken declares the sovereign lord

[00:36:27] I'm glad he told us I want to know. Yeah, therefore this is what the sovereign lord says

[00:36:33] Is it ready? I'm ready since you have forgotten me and turned your back on me

[00:36:37] You must bear the consequences of your lewdness and prostitution

[00:36:42] Okay, you said that already you did you did the lord said to me

[00:36:47] Ezekiel, right son of man. You're mere human. You're fucking worm, right?

[00:36:51] Will you judge a hola and a hola?

[00:36:55] Then confront them with their detestable practices for they have committed adultery and blood is on their hands

[00:37:03] They committed adultery with their idols. They even sacrifice their children whom they bore to me as food for them

[00:37:10] Why is he telling Ezekiel to confront Israel when Israel is already long gone? Is Samaria not there no more?

[00:37:17] I don't know. Well, it's not I guess they are still there, but they're already not you know

[00:37:22] God doesn't accept them as his people

[00:37:24] So like why would you be confronting them at this point? Well, he is definitely wanting him to confront

[00:37:30] Jerusalem sure and that's what most of the confrontation has been about thus far

[00:37:35] Like I'm not understanding the dropping back to like why are you confronting both groups?

[00:37:39] Like why are we even talking about Samaria and right?

[00:37:43] Um, israel at this point. Yeah, honestly. Yeah

[00:37:46] They have also done this to me at that same time. They defiled my sanctuary and desecrated my Sabbaths

[00:37:53] On the very day they sacrificed their children to their idols

[00:37:57] They entered my sanctuary and desecrated it. That is what they did in my house

[00:38:04] So just as bad as killing their children. They came into a temple. Those are equal equal bad, right?

[00:38:12] Right. Probably more so like because if they were actually part of another culture and doing the sacrificial

[00:38:18] rights for children or whatever

[00:38:20] He probably wouldn't have given two fucks right, but as his people and then they came into his temple his home

[00:38:25] And he's like fuck you. Yeah, right. Yeah, and I mean, okay to be fair. Yeah, let's not sacrifice our children

[00:38:31] Right. Yeah, definitely not. So I am kind of with him on that no no child sacrifices

[00:38:37] Most of the times if you talk about stop killing kids. That's not right

[00:38:41] They even sent messengers for men who came from far away and when they arrived you bathed yourself for them

[00:38:48] Applied eye makeup and put on your jewelry. You dressed up for that man. Yeah

[00:38:54] You sat on an elegant couch

[00:38:57] Okay, I'm not gonna lie when um, I was reading my eye had accidentally scooted ahead a little bit and at first

[00:39:03] I thought that word said cooch

[00:39:06] But it did not it said couch got it

[00:39:08] So I read it correctly, but I had to share since this is so grody. Yeah. Yeah, it's not a cooch

[00:39:14] You sat on an elegant cooch with a table spread before it on which you had placed the incense

[00:39:21] And olive oil that belonged to me. Did you mean to say it that way? I did

[00:39:24] Okay, I was just making sure yeah, olive oil. Yeah, I like that on your cooch

[00:39:29] I'm yeah, the noise of a carefree crowd was around her

[00:39:33] Drunkers were brought from the desert along with men from the rabble and they put bracelets on the wrists of the women

[00:39:40] They put bracelets on each other at the taylor swift concerts. Did they

[00:39:46] I bet that was a lot nicer than what's happening here

[00:39:49] They hand made them like little friendship bracelets. Yeah, and everybody brought them to exchange in the crowd

[00:39:55] It was like a big thing. Yeah, that sounds nice. This sounds

[00:40:00] Um, rapey. Yeah, they put wrists on oh, I'm sorry. They put wrists on the bracelets

[00:40:06] They put bracelets on the wrists of the women and her sister and beautiful crowns on their heads

[00:40:12] Okay, they dressed them up good got it. Okay, then I god

[00:40:18] Said about the one worn out by adultery. Oh, okay

[00:40:22] He was hitting both sides. Wait the one worn out by adultery

[00:40:26] The the second one. Oh, okay, you know jerusalem got it now let them use her as a prostitute for that is all she is

[00:40:34] Oh, so yeah, he this did get rapey. Yeah, that is that's not cool

[00:40:39] This is I don't like this at all right. I mean

[00:40:44] The symbolism I don't whatever

[00:40:46] You know what the symbolism the fucking symbolism is stupid anyway

[00:40:50] It's past symbolism like he's describing erotica and pretending that it's symbolism

[00:40:56] They're fantasizing rape and dressing it up as poetry. That that's essentially what's happening. Yes, and they slept with her

[00:41:04] As men sleep with a prostitute. So they slept with those lewd women

[00:41:08] Ahola and aholaba

[00:41:11] Okay, okay

[00:41:12] But righteous judges will sentence them to the punishment of women who commit adultery and shed blood

[00:41:18] Because they are adulterous and blood is on their hands

[00:41:21] So you're gonna commit them to a sentence but not before you let them be raped. Yeah

[00:41:25] And the sentence is probably death i'm assuming or more rape and then death sure and the men are fine to do that because we love

[00:41:33] When men rape

[00:41:35] We love it in the bible fun in the bible seems that way

[00:41:38] It's fun for men to be rapey and it's also fun for god to be murdery

[00:41:43] Especially when somebody has sinned

[00:41:45] Like, you know when you um, well then you brought it on yourself

[00:41:49] Like when you have sex on your menstrual cycle. Yeah, that that is definitely worth being raped and you are murdering you

[00:41:55] Yeah at that point. Yes. Is that is that the message that god is trying to deliver?

[00:41:59] That's what i'm getting out of this. Okay, and also horse chas

[00:42:03] yet

[00:42:04] Yep on the kuch. This is what the sovereign lord says

[00:42:08] Bring a mob against them and give them over to terror and plunder

[00:42:13] Hmm

[00:42:14] The mob will stone them and cut them down with their swords

[00:42:19] They will kill their sons and daughters and burn down their houses

[00:42:23] So i will put an end to lewdness in the land. Is that what you'll do that all women may take warning and not

[00:42:31] imitate you

[00:42:32] It's funny that uh throughout all of human history

[00:42:37] um

[00:42:38] These practices lewdness

[00:42:40] um

[00:42:42] Idolatry um prostitution

[00:42:46] Um, they continue to happen without actually ever stopping. So there was never a time

[00:42:52] When god stopped any of this stuff. It's almost like there's no such thing as god

[00:42:56] Or that if there is one he's not very fucking powerful

[00:42:59] Right. Yeah, puny god

[00:43:01] Well and moreover like this is just like you said it's men writing

[00:43:07] Their wish this is this is a gross

[00:43:10] Uh

[00:43:12] I know it was the time right but but these are women are subjugated during this time

[00:43:18] It's not a good time for humanity. Like this is not a good look for us

[00:43:21] This is the fucking darkest of dark ages. Right. Yeah, so I I don't i'm not i'm not down with this whole message

[00:43:27] That's in here. Here's the thing

[00:43:29] Yes, it was the times and and we could leave it there, right except except

[00:43:34] This is how they want it to be today

[00:43:37] Right that makes it not just the times that makes it

[00:43:40] Contemporary and christians tell us constantly how the bible is still relevant and applies to

[00:43:46] Society today, and this is what they want to do to people like me

[00:43:51] Right. Yeah. Okay. No. No, thank you

[00:43:54] Yeah, you will suffer the penalty for your lewdness and bear the consequences of your sins of idolatry

[00:44:00] Then you will know that I am the sovereign lord the end

[00:44:04] Fuck you

[00:44:06] Yeah, yeah, honestly. That's all I have to say. Yeah, god can fuck right off with all that bullshit

[00:44:11] The bible can fuck right off. Yes, honestly the bible can fuck right off god can fuck right off anybody who

[00:44:17] um

[00:44:18] Advocates. Yeah anything

[00:44:21] Uh as being correct or right from the old testament can fuck right off. Yeah, it's not uh

[00:44:26] This is not good. This is not good. This is not a good way to treat your people

[00:44:30] It's not a good way to treat your neighbors

[00:44:33] Look on people with regard to their practices

[00:44:38] Even when it comes to

[00:44:40] The killing of babies, right?

[00:44:42] That does not mean you get to just flat out murder somebody for doing that. There's still a process

[00:44:48] That you do with regard to bringing people to justice and even at that

[00:44:53] I am not for capital punishment myself

[00:44:55] So there's still a discussion even with the worst of the worst

[00:44:58] That happens in the bible as to what should happen to that person that does those things

[00:45:03] Well, here's the thing he is acting like the worst was not

[00:45:08] The death of the children. That was that was one of the no it was the entering the temple afterward

[00:45:13] Yeah, yeah, and it was you know, I can't believe you turned to all these other idols

[00:45:17] Like that's what he's really pissed about. I mean, yeah, and you killed your kids

[00:45:21] And you had a lot of sex and stuff too. Yeah, but he's really really pissed about the other idols

[00:45:26] Yeah, so

[00:45:28] That is so fucking disingenuous to even mention that you're pissed about

[00:45:33] The child sacrifice right that is not the first thing on the table that you're pissed about

[00:45:38] I have no respect for you. You are nothing to me, right?

[00:45:43] I agree. I agree. So that was ezekiel chapter 23

[00:45:47] Sure as fuck was which means that tomorrow we will be back with ezekiel chapter 24

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