Ezekiel Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A: Bible Study BY Atheists

Ezekiel Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A: Bible Study BY Atheists

Strap in, heathens and skeptics! It's time to deflate the divine blimps and mold the myths as we tackle the hallucinogenic haze that is Ezekiel Chapters 1-5. In this no-holds-barred Q&A session, your favorite irreverent hosts of Sacrilegious Discourse don't just read between the lines – they graffiti all over them.


Prepare for a celestial roast as we take aim at Ezekiel's prophetic credibility. Was he a true soothsayer, or just the ancient world's version of that guy who writes end-of-the-world predictions on sandwich boards? We're leaning towards the latter, and we've got the skeptical smackdown to prove it.


Our forensic faithlessness doesn't stop there. Remember that Patreon special on golems? Well, buckle up, because we're reanimating that discussion and adding a pinch of snark to the ancient myth of dirt-made dudes. We're dishing out a fresh perspective on why the notion of humans crafted from clay is less about divine inspiration and more about prehistoric play-doh sessions.


And let's not forget the cherubim, with their four faces and wheels within wheels – it's like someone spiked the Jerusalem water supply with LSD. Are they angelic symbols, tribal totems, or just proof that Ezekiel was the OG tripper? Our vote? Definitely the latter.


In our quest to understand these holy hallucinations, we're not just cross-referencing – we're cross-examining. From Judeo-Christian narratives to the myths that span continents, we're tearing down the walls of theological tradition to reveal the universal themes that link cultures in a shared, if slightly confused, origin story.


We wrap this episode with an exclusive invitation to our Patreon family, where you can access the secret lore of golems, and peek behind the curtain at our thoughts on angels – because who doesn't want more of our blasphemous banter?


Tune in, turn on, and drop out of faith as we deliver another episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, where we ask the hard questions like, "Was Ezekiel a prophet or just really, really high?" Join us as we sift through the sands of time, sweeping away the dusty dogma to reveal the bedrock of reality: it's all just ancient fanfiction, folks.


Prepare yourself for a rousing discussion as your favorite atheist double-act embark on a hilarious and pointed critique of the Bible's infamous Ezekiel Chapter 5. Brace yourselves for a narrative that weaves through the surreal and absurd world of biblical literalism, complete with arts and crafts and a hearty dose of divine sadism. Get ready to reimagine the familiar prophets as they navigate through a divine plotline that could very well pass for a dumpster fire. This is no vanilla Sunday School tale; rather, it's an exploration of a deity who seems to have missed the memo on anger management and chosen instead to abuse the smite button.


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[00:01:19] We're reading the Bible for the very first time we grew up without religion and wanted to know what all the fuss was about

[00:01:25] Well, what have we learned so far that God is a dick and apparently some people believe in talking donkeys

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[00:01:44] All right, let's go read the Bible. Yeah, let's get to it

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[00:01:50] Spend wife guess what today is well

[00:01:54] It's a little late in the day, but today is Saturday, which means that we are doing our

[00:02:01] Saturday

[00:02:03] That's right. And what do you got for us on the Q&A today? Well, we didn't have any like

[00:02:09] specific specific questions

[00:02:10] But we were kind of curious about around what time period was the book of Ezekiel written

[00:02:16] Yes, I am definitely curious about that

[00:02:18] Then we were also curious about golems, which we have discussed before we have but I think it was a patreon

[00:02:26] It was a patreon episode. So we're gonna get into that a little bit today. All right, and then also I had

[00:02:32] Come across some interesting things about the four faces of God

[00:02:38] Okay, and I feel like that will be interesting

[00:02:42] Does this relate to the four headed angel thing, okay? Yes, it does. All right

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[00:04:40] Alright, let's get into this Q&A

[00:04:44] Saturday and talk about some shit about Ezekiel sounds good to me. Are you excited? I am excited. I can tell

[00:04:52] So we had a question about when the fuck this book was actually written

[00:04:56] Yes, I am very interested in that because it matters as to how this all relates to everything that we're talking about

[00:05:01] So yeah, I'm very curious about this

[00:05:03] So the book itself indicates that the prophecies of Ezekiel occurred from about

[00:05:10] 593 to 571 BCE

[00:05:14] Right, which sounds like bullshit to me, right now

[00:05:18] There are a minority of scholars who have argued that the book was written during

[00:05:24] widely divergent periods

[00:05:27] Such as in the 7th century and even as late as the 2nd century BCE

[00:05:32] Okay, so okay, so bits of it were written

[00:05:36] Well, they were all okay

[00:05:38] So the bits of it were written in the right possible time frame

[00:05:41] But much of it was probably written in the the latter years added added to it, right?

[00:05:46] but most scholars

[00:05:48] Except that the main body of the book came from the 6th century BCE

[00:05:53] Which would have been the exact right time period. Okay with the inclusion of some later

[00:06:00] additions and subtractions by redactors who remained loyal to the theological traditions of their master teacher

[00:06:07] Okay, so I'm it concerns me that well look, I don't believe in prophecy

[00:06:15] Right, I mean either I would like to I mean I

[00:06:18] Don't know I have to believe that the the exactness of the prophecies came at a later date, right?

[00:06:25] because it just is too

[00:06:27] It's too correct to sit correct to sit well with me

[00:06:31] Like what I think is that he probably wrote about things that were happening as they happened and then

[00:06:38] passed it on to his students followers, whatever

[00:06:42] accolades and

[00:06:43] they added to it through the years and

[00:06:48] went back and

[00:06:49] Made it seem more prophetic than it actually was yeah

[00:06:53] What I honestly think that dude had some sort of fever dream and that's where like he wrote that down

[00:06:58] You know like the fucking angel foreheaded angel with wheels in the sky. Yeah, and and all that crap and then

[00:07:05] His followers probably were like well

[00:07:07] We could turn like it probably happened soon enough before the the fall of Jerusalem

[00:07:12] That they were like well we could turn this into a prophecy right because it's so weird

[00:07:17] Make it a magical who we think sure sure

[00:07:20] And there may there may have even been some things like brewing with regard to shit happening too, which might have like

[00:07:27] Made him say some things that were like somewhat prophetic

[00:07:30] That's what I mean

[00:07:31] Like I think that he probably wrote some of it as it was happening or was able to

[00:07:36] see some of the politics unfolding just like Jeremiah did and

[00:07:41] Be able to kind of see the writing on the wall in some of the stuff

[00:07:45] But like as far as the exactness

[00:07:47] I'm positive that had to have been written later because much like you I did not believe in prophecy

[00:07:52] All right

[00:07:53] So I'm sure you did a lot of research into this and you couldn't find any like solid information about when things were exactly written

[00:07:59] Everything that I just told you is what I found got it

[00:08:03] So that's a little disappointing. Yeah, but I'm gonna go with my gut here and say prophecies aren't real

[00:08:06] Oh same

[00:08:09] I mean I like the minority of the scholars say that

[00:08:14] Now it was started early on during his when he lived and then it was you know added to and finished up

[00:08:21] As late as the second century BCE got it like that makes the most sense to me

[00:08:25] It really does. Yeah, so I'm gonna go with that

[00:08:28] Yeah

[00:08:28] And say that the majority of the scholars who say no it was written during that that time period

[00:08:34] I'm gonna be like no no you guys must

[00:08:37] Something was written during that time period and then it got added on to yeah

[00:08:41] So I'm like, I guess most scholars are believers in magic then and yeah

[00:08:46] you do a lot of your research with

[00:08:49] Apologists, I mean not always but like sometimes so I do my research to include

[00:08:56] Apologist perspectives to know what to look for sure when I'm looking for facts because I don't

[00:09:02] Know what I'm refuting until I see what they're saying and that's how I build my questions got it

[00:09:08] It's not that I'm using them

[00:09:11] For research and reference I'm using them as a starting point of what I'm gonna bounce ideas off of okay

[00:09:19] If that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, no, I just I knew they were in the mix there somewhere

[00:09:22] They are sure but no where I got this from was the fact-based stuff that I researched

[00:09:27] Okay, so that was not apologists so we just don't we simply don't know

[00:09:31] We simply don't know okay that minority and majority of scholars that is

[00:09:38] What's out there? That's the information available to us at this time got it got it okay, okay?

[00:09:43] So the next topic was golems. Yeah now we did a patreon episode over this and

[00:09:51] That came out on September 10th

[00:09:54] The teaser is available in our regular feed if you wanted to go back and you know

[00:09:59] Just listen to that to get a feel for it

[00:10:01] Yeah, of course the full episode is still available on our patreon too

[00:10:04] Yep, so if you wanted to get the full dive of that it was a really good episode

[00:10:10] Yeah, I do remember enjoying it very much. So boy. I think when we did it

[00:10:15] We had just recently watched a movie or something about a golem. Yes

[00:10:19] So that's right

[00:10:20] That's why my thoughts went to golem because in that that show there was something about a scroll in their mouth

[00:10:26] Yeah, so like that's that's where my thoughts went to because of that

[00:10:30] Yeah, so

[00:10:31] Highly recommend that if you're on patreon to go listen to that episode if you haven't already or if you don't remember

[00:10:36] And if you're not on patreon maybe consider doing the trial. Yeah, and yeah, there's a free trial

[00:10:43] You know binge a bunch of our patreon episodes including the one on golems. Yeah, okay?

[00:10:49] So this won't be as in-depth. I'm just kind of going over a little bit

[00:10:54] Glossom it okay

[00:10:55] So a golem is an animated anthropomorphic being in Jewish folklore

[00:11:02] Which is created entirely from inanimate matter usually clay or mud right? Okay, right?

[00:11:09] Typically the word

[00:11:11] Connotes the unfinished human being before God's eyes so unfinished

[00:11:17] It can also be my light form

[00:11:21] raw material

[00:11:23] Ambryonic or incomplete substance

[00:11:26] unsophisticated and

[00:11:29] In modern Hebrew the word golem is used to mean dumb helpless or pupa meaning unfinished

[00:11:37] Someone who is lethargic or in a stupor and similarly it is often used today as a metaphor for a mindless

[00:11:45] Lunk which I just I need to call people that yeah, you're a mindless lunk

[00:11:50] You damn golem yeah, or other entity that serves a man under controlled conditions

[00:11:56] But is hostile to him in other circumstances. Okay, we talked a little bit more about that

[00:12:02] In the patreon episode got it where

[00:12:07] There's there's a little bit of a milia bedelia stupidity

[00:12:12] Compliance

[00:12:13] Got it

[00:12:14] Careful what you wish for and that kind of thing sure that happens with with golems, you know you have to

[00:12:20] word it very carefully etc etc

[00:12:23] Understood yeah, and the effigies of Jewish folklore were brought to life by means of a charm or of a combination

[00:12:30] Of letters forming a sacred word or one of the names of God

[00:12:35] The letters written on paper were either placed in the golem's mouth or fixed to its head and there you go

[00:12:41] Yeah, and that's why that's why I thought golem when is he'll fucking eight God's words

[00:12:47] Yeah, yeah on a scroll and then the letters removal deanimates the golem right so all we had to do was find

[00:12:54] Ezekiel and take the word back out of his mouth

[00:12:58] And then that would be the end of that. Yeah, so I don't know that that ever happened unfortunately

[00:13:04] I just got I mean I have to wonder if that's some sort of a reference to

[00:13:08] you know part like that

[00:13:11] That's very much part of Jewish lore

[00:13:13] So like that is a weird way to phrase something with regard to taking a

[00:13:19] An order from God if you're not choosing to invoke that symbol that symbolism. Yeah, right, you know, so it's just I mean

[00:13:27] We're gonna come across this whole

[00:13:31] Eating the word of God and the forefaced angel beings with many eyes things

[00:13:38] Again in the book of Revelation. So sure just so you know

[00:13:43] This is a thing that we'll see again, right and we'll be just as curious at that point

[00:13:48] If not more so because it never gets cleared up, right? Well, I mean at that point

[00:13:54] You've got you know Christianity kind of counter to the whole ideal

[00:13:59] Ideology of Judaism so exactly, you know, they're not necessarily gonna believe that the eating of the words means the same thing

[00:14:04] That the Jews Jewish people think right so it's

[00:14:08] And that's what's making our research at this point. I should say my research at this point a little more difficult because

[00:14:16] We've reached the part of the Bible

[00:14:18] The we we've reached the part of the Old Testament

[00:14:21] Yeah, that has been borrowed from stolen and usurped by the Christian side

[00:14:28] The the New Testament heavily. Yeah

[00:14:30] So I have to dig further to get past

[00:14:34] What the Christians are saying about this stuff

[00:14:37] Yeah, and I'm like that's cute that you're saying that but that's not

[00:14:42] What we're here to talk about

[00:14:44] And we are and we aren't right

[00:14:46] I mean in some ways. Yes, because that's why we're reading the Bible

[00:14:49] But in other ways, but we're not there at that part of the story

[00:14:53] Right, you still want to understand the origins of this belief from the perspective of the people that believed it at the time

[00:14:59] Right, and it's hard to do that through the filter of Christianity

[00:15:02] Yeah, like I'm trying to learn about Judaism right now. Thank you. Can you we'll get to you Christians

[00:15:08] Christians just step off for a minute. Yeah, and it makes research very frustrating

[00:15:14] Like I'm trying to learn about what the Jewish people thought of this stuff not you right so

[00:15:21] So let's talk about some examples of um

[00:15:25] Golems throughout history because

[00:15:28] Um, the Jewish people were not the only ones like they didn't have

[00:15:32] The end all be all of the goal in life. Okay, okay

[00:15:36] So the creation of life from clay is a birth theme that appears throughout the world

[00:15:41] Throughout world religions and mythologies

[00:15:44] It can also be seen as one of the gods who craft humans out of early materials

[00:15:50] So the word golem occurs only once in the bible

[00:15:54] In Psalm 139 verse 16

[00:15:57] Your eyes saw my unformed body all the days ordained for me were written in your book

[00:16:03] Before one of them came to be

[00:16:05] Okay, okay, and then um

[00:16:08] If you read Genesis

[00:16:11] Chapter two verse seven. Yeah, then the lord formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils

[00:16:18] The breath of life and the man became a living being sure that's like the sole definition of a golem

[00:16:23] So there it is. Yeah now the Koran states we did create from a quintessence of

[00:16:30] Man, we did create from a quintessence of clay

[00:16:34] Okay, so very similar. Well, yeah, I mean the the koran is based off. It's yes

[00:16:40] It's all the same guy. They all come from the same place

[00:16:42] Yeah, so um the epic of gilgamesh which you know the bible steals from

[00:16:48] A lot. Yeah, um states that the goddess are

[00:16:54] Ruru

[00:16:55] Created humans out of clay. Okay, so that's interesting the samaritan myth of anki and ninma

[00:17:03] States that humans were fashioned from clay to serve the gods. Okay

[00:17:07] The Babylonian epic of atrosis

[00:17:11] States that humans were created by nin too

[00:17:14] From mixing clay with the blood of a sacrificed god

[00:17:19] I would love to get some blood of a sacrificed god up in here. That would be epic

[00:17:25] Okay, the egyptian god

[00:17:28] Is said to create human children from clay before placing them into their mother's womb

[00:17:33] Isn't that cute? That's cute in greek mythology

[00:17:37] Prometheus he's the guy that stole fire from the gods and gave it to humans because he liked us for some reason

[00:17:42] Right. Um, he molded men out of water and earth

[00:17:46] Okay, and then also in greek mythology prometheus molds a clay statue of athena

[00:17:53] The goddess of wisdom

[00:17:55] Okay, and then pandora one more time from greek mythology was fashioned from clay

[00:18:01] Got it. Yeah, all right in zero astrian mythology, which was that one that we learned about just recently

[00:18:08] That was Babylonian area

[00:18:10] Missa botania stuff. Yeah

[00:18:13] First the primordial ox

[00:18:17] Gavavadada

[00:18:19] And subsequently the primordial human

[00:18:22] Gaia mort

[00:18:24] Are created from mud by the supreme deity ahura mazda. Okay. Yeah

[00:18:30] We have a mazda. We do have a mazda

[00:18:33] Yep, we do it's a good little car. It is it is

[00:18:37] Okay, so now we're gonna get into some asian stuff. Okay. Yeah, according to chinese mythology

[00:18:42] New wa molded figures from the yellow earth giving them life and the ability to bear children

[00:18:48] Okay in the korean sangh gu t narrative humans are created from red clay

[00:18:54] Okay in vietnamese mythology the ngaak ha long and the 12 ba

[00:19:01] my

[00:19:02] Created people from clay. Okay

[00:19:05] I'm sure I fuck

[00:19:08] I'm doing my darnedest though. I have a good heart. I mean well

[00:19:12] central asian

[00:19:14] Central asian mythology including altaic and mongolian have stories about how the god olgen created the first man

[00:19:22] Erlich from clay floating on the surface of water

[00:19:26] Oh, okay, so not just like clay but like scum and clay right you pun scum

[00:19:32] Um

[00:19:33] Now according to hindu mythology parvati the mother of ganesh

[00:19:38] Created her son from clay and turned the clay into flesh and blood. Okay cute

[00:19:43] Several african cultures hold that the human race was free created from clay

[00:19:49] Some stories include clay and skin or clay and wood

[00:19:53] But they're all clay got it and then in the hawaiian tradition

[00:19:57] The first man was composed of muddy water

[00:20:00] Okay, but not the scum

[00:20:04] The Maori people believe that tanay

[00:20:07] Mahuta god of the forest created the first woman out of clay and breathed life into her

[00:20:14] According to north's north legend the god Thor, you know god of thunder

[00:20:20] Yeah, not the hot guy in the mcu

[00:20:23] But I mean, you know, you know, right that guy encounters a giant who was made from clay

[00:20:29] Okay, so that's cool. Yeah and according to the beliefs of some indigenous americans

[00:20:34] The earth maker formed the figure of many men and women which he dried in the sun and into which he breathed life

[00:20:42] I see so

[00:20:44] Every culture on the planet pretty much has a creation story for man

[00:20:49] That involves them being made out of the earth

[00:20:53] Early primitive humans are like look I can mold stuff with this. Oh, I bet that's how god did it

[00:20:57] Yeah, yeah, cool. I mean call me shocked. Right exactly. So we have some modern day

[00:21:06] Artifices that are often referred to as

[00:21:11] Golems in a different sense. Okay, like artificial intelligence or robots or you know anything like that

[00:21:18] sure

[00:21:20] similarly

[00:21:21] Pinocchio sure and

[00:21:24] zombies, okay, all right and

[00:21:28] Of course frankenstein's monster

[00:21:31] The subtitle to that book is or the modern prometheus. Oh, you know, okay, so right there we go direct reference. Yeah

[00:21:39] Yeah, so that is all I had to say about golems. Okay, okay

[00:21:43] Like I said for a more in-depth look at them visit that patreon episode, right?

[00:21:49] But I'm just happy that you know they eat scrolls and I'm like, yeah, that happened

[00:21:53] They do look how that happened and the the things. Yeah, and I'm like that's cool

[00:21:58] Yep, and it's gonna happen again, but I literally I asked every question

[00:22:02] And I could think of I could not find any reference to a zekiel

[00:22:07] Being referred to as a golem. So once again, you heard it here first. Yeah, we came up

[00:22:13] I say we but really it was husband came up with this nifty idea that

[00:22:18] Nobody else apparently has talked about on the webs

[00:22:21] Well, I mean it doesn't necessarily make it true. It's just I mean it's an interesting notion though

[00:22:26] I don't think there's any way to tell what is

[00:22:29] Actually true about what they were writing about because it was written so long ago and interpreted

[00:22:33] So many different ways that the original meaning has probably been lost

[00:22:37] You know millennia ago. Oh sure. So I mean

[00:22:40] I I feel like if I thought it it's a worthwhile thing to think maybe

[00:22:45] Sure at least to pursue slightly. Yeah, I'm not seeing that

[00:22:48] You know what you said is true or not true. I'm just saying it's interesting that I can't find anybody else having thought the same thing

[00:22:56] That's the interesting thing to me because what you said is like so obvious and retrospect right? Yeah, I'm you know

[00:23:03] I'm like why didn't I think of that?

[00:23:07] So let's talk about the four faces of God, okay

[00:23:10] Okay, and the reason that I'm referring to it that way rather than as

[00:23:15] The angels who had four different faces or whatever those winged beings were that azikiel

[00:23:23] claims to have seen right. Yeah

[00:23:25] is because

[00:23:27] Later on in the book of revelation

[00:23:30] Um, we're gonna come back to this same vision that somebody else has I think some guy named john maybe

[00:23:36] Sure, but again, this is completely separate from this is old testament versus new testament. Yes, so

[00:23:45] But they're referred to as the four faces of God. Sure also because in

[00:23:51] uh, Genesis and the early

[00:23:53] And I should have uh cited this and I didn't because I it just occurred to me in the early chapters of Genesis

[00:23:59] God is referred to as having two faces. I don't know if you remember that. Yeah, so that's why

[00:24:05] Everybody just calls it the four faces of God. Okay. All right, so

[00:24:10] Specifically what we're referring to is azikiel chapter one verse 10

[00:24:16] Okay, their faces looked like this

[00:24:19] Each of the four had the face of a human being and on the right side

[00:24:23] Each had the face of a lion and on the left side the face of an ox

[00:24:27] Each also had the face of an eagle

[00:24:30] Okay, okay

[00:24:31] So according to the book of numbers the encampment of israel were divided into four divisions

[00:24:38] Under their banner around the tabernacle. Okay, do you remember that's when um,

[00:24:43] Moses was like telling everybody to line up and getting their different little camps or whatever

[00:24:47] Yeah

[00:24:48] The divisions likely refer to an insignia perhaps comparable to a family crest

[00:24:55] unique to each tribe

[00:24:57] Since moses characterizes each tribe in a particular fashion

[00:25:01] In deuteronomy chapter 33

[00:25:03] It is likely that certain symbols were associated with each individual group. Okay, okay

[00:25:09] As the israelites were commanded to encamp each by his own standard with the ensign of their father's house

[00:25:17] Like do you remember all of that like he's telling them line up by your father? Yeah, right

[00:25:21] The direction has been considered as implying that they possessed three varieties

[00:25:27] So three different flags like

[00:25:29] Kind of like how here in america will have a at the top of the flagpole is always the american flag

[00:25:35] Next might come the state flag and then would come like a college flag or whatever the fuck ever or whatever crazy conspiracy theory

[00:25:41] You've all right like whatever interesting thing

[00:25:43] But you always have the american flag and the state flag sure and then all the other things. Yep. Yep

[00:25:49] So that's that's what i'm referring to here when it's they had they possessed three varieties

[00:25:54] Okay, yeah, it would number one be the great tribal standards

[00:25:58] Which served as rallying points for the 12 large clans of the people

[00:26:03] And then number two would be the standards of the subdivided portions

[00:26:07] And then three would be those of families or houses. Got it. Okay, so they had those

[00:26:13] Similar to ours today. Yeah

[00:26:15] Now interestingly enough the four divisions and their totemic symbols are the following

[00:26:22] Ruben was standing to the south

[00:26:26] and

[00:26:28] His flag

[00:26:30] or according to

[00:26:31] uh genesis chapter 29 verse 32

[00:26:35] Leah became pregnant and gave birth to a son. She named him ruben and the name ruben literally means

[00:26:41] Behold a son got it. So

[00:26:44] um, he was on the south and that would line up with

[00:26:48] uh, the the face

[00:26:51] Facing you of the foreface thing

[00:26:53] Was man. Okay. All right, so

[00:26:57] Judah was on the east and

[00:27:01] um

[00:27:02] In genesis 49 verse 9

[00:27:05] Jacob says you are a lions cub juda

[00:27:08] You return from the prey my son like a lion he crouches and lies down like a lioness who dares to rouse him

[00:27:15] and

[00:27:17] So that would put um

[00:27:19] Him on the east which lines up with the lion on the the angel thing. Okay, and then

[00:27:26] Um for Ephraim we've got genesis 33 chapter. I'm sorry chapter 33 verse 17

[00:27:32] Moses says about joseph

[00:27:35] In majesty he is like a firstborn bull his horns are

[00:27:39] The horns of a wild ox with them

[00:27:42] He will gore the nations even those at the ends of the earth

[00:27:45] Such are the 10 thousands of Ephraim such are the thousands of manasseh. Hmm. Okay, so that's interesting

[00:27:52] We've got those right this one's a bit of a stretch and I I couldn't really

[00:27:58] Make it work make

[00:28:00] Yes and no, okay. Yeah, so

[00:28:03] Dan on the north

[00:28:05] Okay, yeah, we've got genesis chapter 49 verse 17

[00:28:10] Jacob says dan will be a snake by the roadside a viper along the path

[00:28:16] That bites the heel the horses heel so that it's rider tumbles backward now. That's a snake

[00:28:22] What we're missing is the eagle?

[00:28:25] Now the flying eagle holding a serpent was their

[00:28:30] Flag and then later on

[00:28:33] Um tradition jewish tradition says that the emblem of dan was changed from a snake to a flying

[00:28:39] eagle. Oh, okay, that matters because

[00:28:44] Um, it's referred to that way in

[00:28:47] The book of revelation got it vision. Okay, so

[00:28:51] Is it doesn't match does it not match? Hypothetically

[00:28:55] These four faces are to line up with the israelites the four main house

[00:29:01] Basically the way they were facing for protection and all that. Yeah, and the four main houses of israel

[00:29:06] Yeah, so the concept of the encampment of israel around the tabernacle parallels the four living creatures around the throne

[00:29:15] So now this is interesting to me a little bit because um at the time

[00:29:21] Hypothetically of this being written

[00:29:23] You know the other tribes of israel were not necessarily still present right in the same form that they were right

[00:29:30] You know like maybe

[00:29:32] I don't I don't know how they felt about them back then but definitely jude had been the one that was taking over so

[00:29:38] Yeah, I don't know again. This this is all just interesting stuff. I found like, huh

[00:29:44] That's neat. I'm not saying that any of this is actually true or that that's what they were thinking

[00:29:50] I just thought it was an interesting theory out there that I couldn't not mention

[00:29:55] Yeah

[00:29:55] Since somebody had gone to the trouble of finding these verses and lining them up for sure

[00:30:00] And and I did check to make sure that the verses actually were

[00:30:04] What they were and not just like somebody telling you that because I I don't know the verses well enough to

[00:30:10] You know, just take them out of the word. Yeah, so we have not memorized the bible

[00:30:14] No, no, so I did actually look them up fyi. Okay

[00:30:19] So I went ahead and brought in

[00:30:22] Just for future reference so that we can be on the lookout

[00:30:27] The verse referred to

[00:30:29] Um in the book of revelation. Okay, that also has this same vision. Okay. Yeah, it's revelation

[00:30:36] Chapter four verses six b through seven. Okay. So the second half of verse six

[00:30:43] Okay

[00:30:44] In the center around the throne were four living creatures and they were covered with eyes in front and in back

[00:30:50] The first living creature was like a lion the second was like an ox

[00:30:54] The third had a face like a man. The fourth was like a flying eagle. Okay, so sure

[00:31:01] There it is. Yeah, okay. So this like I said, we'll come back

[00:31:06] but not because he had the same visions probably so much as that

[00:31:12] The entire book was like let's see what we can steal from all of those prophets that were, you know

[00:31:17] The important Jewish people, right? Right. Yeah. So that's all I have for today's q&a

[00:31:25] Okay, I did you did mention something to me here earlier today that uh,

[00:31:29] We're looking to do a patreon episode tomorrow

[00:31:32] So, um, you mentioned what what are we thinking about doing a patreon on? Um, I think we're gonna talk about angels

[00:31:39] Because that was going to be part of my q&a like what the fuck are these angelic things and you know

[00:31:45] Cherubim seraphim what the fuck? Yeah, but it's too big of a subject

[00:31:51] To just be part of a q&a sure. It's an it's a whole episode

[00:31:55] It's a whole episode

[00:31:56] So if you were thinking about signing up for that trial membership of uh, you know of our patreon

[00:32:01] Maybe wait till tomorrow. Well, you know, this will be good tomorrow. Yeah, so you can start it today

[00:32:05] Yeah, and then you can get the the golem episode and hear what we have to say about angels. Yeah

[00:32:11] Yeah, I get the whole thing. So all right. Well, that sounds great. Um, I'm looking forward to hearing about angels tomorrow and uh

[00:32:18] After we get that done

[00:32:19] I'll get the weekly wrap up out and then we'll be back on monday with

[00:32:24] Ezekiel or easy kyle as I like to say chapter six. All right. We'll see you then

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