Hosea Chapter 13: Bible Study by Atheists

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to Sacrilegious Discourse.

[00:00:01] [SPEAKER_00]: For this is what the Sovereign Lord says!

[00:00:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Why do you need prophets to tell people who you are and what you want?

[00:00:07] [SPEAKER_00]: If you can justify everything that the God of the Bible has done,

[00:00:12] [SPEAKER_00]: then you can justify any of your behavior.

[00:00:14] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of this mentality is trickling into

[00:00:17] [SPEAKER_02]: what is now mainstream right wing Christianity.

[00:00:21] [SPEAKER_00]: I am capable of empathy greater than this God of the Bible.

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a Bible that they tell kids this is the good Lord,

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_02]: this is the good book.

[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_02]: He is fantasizing about murder, mass murder.

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[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Wife!

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember where we are?

[00:00:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we just got done reading Hosea Chapter 12.

[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure as fuck did.

[00:00:56] [SPEAKER_02]: And it was kind of a short chapter actually.

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Short and weird.

[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but it was more of the Israel sucks because they worship idols

[00:01:03] [SPEAKER_02]: and they are doing other things with other countries

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: trading with the wrong people and whatever.

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really give a fuck.

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_02]: And then God is going to punish them by probably killing them

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_02]: or sending people to kill them or something along those lines.

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_02]: And then we started talking about Jacob a little bit

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_02]: and how he grabbed his brother's leg on the way out of the womb and stuff.

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's something we brought up yesterday that it bothered me

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_02]: that I didn't remember to say it in the moment.

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And that's that when we were reading about Jacob initially,

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know that we realized that we were actually talking about tribes and not people.

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_02]: So even though we were talking about people back when we were talking about Jacob,

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_02]: it was meant as a metaphor for the tribes.

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_02]: And we didn't understand that necessarily right when we were reading those chapters

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_02]: way back when, right?

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_02]: But ultimately the Old Testament back then was talking about people

[00:02:04] [SPEAKER_02]: but meant tribes.

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Right, groups of people.

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, even though we were talking about a person,

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_02]: we were talking about multiple people.

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_02]: And so it all fits kind of, but in a roundabout way.

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_00]: And it felt really weird in this last chapter to go back to,

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_00]: oh no, but we're talking about dude again.

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't like them bringing back up the way it was phrased back then

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_02]: because it's very confusing to the reader to switch between

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_02]: talking about actual events versus metaphorical events.

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Like are we talking about dude Jacob or are we talking about Israel Jacob?

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Right, and honestly I don't know for sure

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_02]: because I can't be in Hosea's mind

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_02]: or whoever the writer was that was writing this

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_02]: because maybe they didn't understand what was going on with those stories.

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly, and then sometimes they were like

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_00]: oh no but this time we're saying eat from just for shits and giggles.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_00]: What?

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah it was very confusing.

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Pick one, who are we, what are we talking about here guys?

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_00]: What's going on?

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, God loves his people but wants to kill them because they suck

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_02]: and that's pretty much the theme of all of Hosea so far other than...

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_00]: That's the Old Testament.

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the Old Testament so far.

[00:03:15] [SPEAKER_02]: But that was Hosea chapter 11, no I'm sorry,

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Hosea chapter 12.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Which means that today we're getting into...

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Hosea chapter 13.

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Alright let's do this.

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Okey dokey.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Alright we are hopping into the hose head chapter 13.

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Hosea.

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever you say bro.

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh you know what?

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_00]: I have to say something completely off topic before we jump into this.

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Not off topic, no way.

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm super excited about this.

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_00]: For those who have been following my medical saga,

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_00]: I got my...

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Quite a saga.

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_00]: It is.

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_00]: But I got my stitches out today.

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_00]: And also...

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_00]: And also I was at occupational therapy and the girl was like,

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_00]: hey I can feel that one of your tendons is stuck so I can pop it for you.

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_00]: It'll hurt like a son of a bitch or I could not do it

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_00]: and it'll be kind of stuck like that and you won't have as much mobility

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_00]: and if you want to fix it like several weeks from now you change your mind

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_00]: you'll have to have surgery again to fix it.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Right so you were like...

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_00]: I was like let's just do it now dawg.

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_00]: And so she popped it and I came up out of my seat and screamed.

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah but...

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_00]: But now my thumb is working good and I didn't even know.

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah I was in a lot of pain and it was great.

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_00]: And my stitches are out.

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Good pain.

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Good pain.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah well the way I described it to her because she was like...

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_00]: you know what do you mean good pain?

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like okay when you go exercise right and then you're done exercising

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_00]: and all your muscles are burning and you hurt.

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's a good pain.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_02]: But you know it was for a good cause.

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_02]: It hurts good.

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_02]: For a good reason.

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah but it feels good too though.

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Like yes it hurts but it's in the good way because you feel loose

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_00]: and you feel good even though it hurts.

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_00]: That's the way it was.

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_02]: The good pain.

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah the good pain.

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_00]: They got it.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay anyway when Ephraim spoke.

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_02]: When Ephraim spoke.

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_00]: People trembled.

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait wait wait.

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_02]: When Ephraim spoke?

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Not God.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Ephraim.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay why did people tremble when Ephraim spoke?

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_00]: That's the rest of the sentence.

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_00]: He was exalted in Israel that's why.

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait wait a second.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Is Ephraim God?

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't fucking know.

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_00]: But he became guilty of all worship and died.

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh so Ephraim is a person.

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait what?

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm very confused now.

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Hold on hold on hold on.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_00]: No um okay I'm gonna read this notes.

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah okay.

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah cause I'm really confused right now.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Here's my notes and this covers verses one through three.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Ephraim prided itself that it was the leading tribe in Israel

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_00]: and that the other tribes did as Ephraim told them.

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Ah okay okay.

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_02]: So they saw themselves as a leader.

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And that was something I meant to clarify that I kept wondering

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I think you referred to Ephraim as a city or something

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_02]: but it's actually a tribe.

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh okay.

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_02]: And that was in an earlier chapter that we read.

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Last chapter.

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_00]: It was the last chapter.

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Cause I remember they were part of the Ephraim Manassas and whatever.

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_00]: No you're right okay yeah I forgot about that.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_02]: But it occurred to me like a day or two ago and then I forgot to

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_02]: clarify that.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_00]: My bad my bad.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_00]: No you're good you're good.

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_00]: I wish you would have corrected me cause that would have helped me just then.

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_00]: No I gotcha.

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Just then now.

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Well now I'm clarifying so.

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah so Ephraim is a tribe and they're like we're in charge

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_00]: and you should listen to us cause we're the bestest.

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_00]: And we rule Israel.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I see.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_00]: And then we died.

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_02]: They died.

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even know what the fuck that means.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess they got swallowed up.

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh sure.

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay so but he became guilty of all worship and died.

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_02]: He the tribe.

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_02]: The tribe.

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Now they sin more and more.

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Well wait they died though.

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They're not dead.

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_02]: How do you send more and more if you died?

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe they died in spirit.

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh.

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_00]: They died because they lost God.

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Or like God's like you're dead to me.

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_00]: No I think that's what it is.

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm turning my back on you kind of thing.

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Like they're dead as far as God is concerned.

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_00]: You know.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Now they sin more and more.

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_00]: They make idols for themselves from their silver, cleverly fashioned images.

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_00]: All of them the work of craftsmen.

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_00]: It is said of these people they offer human sacrifices.

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_00]: They kiss calf idols.

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_00]: The fuck.

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Those motherfuckers.

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Can you even?

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_00]: That's what they said.

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that what they said?

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_00]: And quote therefore they will be like the morning mist again like the early due that disappears.

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Lots of people are like the due.

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Like chaff swirling from a threshing floor like smoke escaping through a window.

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you catching what I'm one one comparison is not enough we have to do multiple here.

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Are you picking up when I'm laying down?

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I'm getting it.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_00]: But quote I have been the Lord your God ever since you came out of Egypt.

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_00]: You shall acknowledge no God but me.

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_00]: No savior but me.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean he says a lot.

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_02]: He said I'm God.

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm the best.

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know about that.

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Hey motherfuckers.

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm still God.

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_02]: The problem though is that he doesn't actually say that to anybody other than maybe

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_02]: the prophets according to the Bible.

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_00]: He's like bro bro bro.

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Tell them I'm God.

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Right quick go over there and tell them I'm God.

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh tell them I told them they suck too.

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh wait no tell them I love them though.

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah but tell them I'm going to kill them though.

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Hey bro bro bro.

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Like could you imagine like okay like when you're laying on the couch right and your

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_00]: cat comes up to you and it does that thing where it like taps at you and it's like

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_00]: hey hey hey and you're like what do you want up here on the couch jump.

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Get on the couch.

[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Do something man.

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Stop poking at me.

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_02]: But then you like try to accommodate them.

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_00]: And then the cat is like the fuck are you I didn't want you.

[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Right and it walks like just out of arms reach and then sits down with its back to

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_00]: With its back to you and its tail is not moving except for the very end twitches.

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Which is its middle finger saying ha ha fuck you.

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah yeah that's what God is like.

[00:09:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I made you get up to to let me up and then I decided I didn't want to after

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_02]: all.

[00:09:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah because I'm God.

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_00]: And you're a son of a bitch.

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I think cats are the closest thing to God's.

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Right because cats are sons of bitches but we do love them.

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_02]: If there was a living God it would be a cat.

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_00]: It would.

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_00]: I think the Egyptians had it right.

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_02]: You know right.

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I never put that together but I think you might be you might be on the

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_02]: something.

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_00]: They knew they knew they were like these sons of bitches right here with

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_00]: their fucking adorable ears and whiskers.

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh God I love you son of a bitch.

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_00]: I hate you.

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_02]: They certainly embodied the characteristics of the Christian God anyway.

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Love hate.

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_02]: The Jewish God.

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Hate love hate love.

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Scoot my litter box asshole.

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh don't touch me there all of a sudden you've been petting me there for 10

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_00]: minutes but I don't like it.

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah and then they like.

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_02]: They do they know out of the blue just decided to like you know scratch

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_02]: you up and destroy you.

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah for no reason.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Like I was just purring on you so loud you could hear it across the

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_02]: room but that's that's it cats are God's.

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Cats are Yahweh.

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Yahweh is a cat.

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_00]: It's a fact you heard it here first.

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Well no the Egyptians heard it first but you heard it here second.

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah we're cat prophets.

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_00]: We are we're cat whisperers.

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_02]: It's something.

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_00]: No we're not cats.

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_00]: We have a cat.

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_02]: We love our cat.

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_00]: We do.

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not a God.

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Dagny is the best.

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry I'm sorry Dagny.

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah you're not y'all.

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You're not you're not a God because you're as close to God as

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_02]: any animal can be.

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Because.

[00:11:15] [SPEAKER_00]: You're not quite as whole enough to be that kind of God.

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's an insult to cats.

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_02]: She is just a little bit too cute.

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_00]: I just talked myself right out of the thing I had talked myself

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_00]: into.

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Cats are not God's.

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_00]: No.

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay start over.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_00]: I cared for you in the wilderness continued God.

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Remember how I'm always bragging about how awesome I am and

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_00]: how much you suck.

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_02]: In the.

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_02]: The caring for them in the wilderness thing though again

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_02]: it's questionable.

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_02]: He did do a great job.

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_02]: We have very nice rose tinned of glasses at this point.

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't we.

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_02]: With regard to how we see that whole trip right through the

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_02]: quote unquote wilderness so.

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_00]: In the land of burning heat it says that.

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Remember that time when I fried you all the hell.

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_00]: I cared.

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_00]: When I fed them they were satisfied.

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Not that one time.

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh I like how it goes from I cared for you and then he

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_00]: it's like he's turning to somebody else and he's like

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_00]: man when I fed them.

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean.

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_00]: It's like he's talking to you but then he turns to his

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_00]: buddy and he's like man those guys over there.

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Like.

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_02]: What is it's not it's not great.

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not good writing.

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_02]: It's very confusing.

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_02]: But then again we talked about cats and went straight

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_02]: back to God so I mean.

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_00]: But we're mere humans.

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_02]: That's true.

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_00]: We're expected to be fuck faces.

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_00]: That is that is true.

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_00]: When I fed them.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Not you them they were satisfied when they were

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_00]: satisfied they became proud and then they forgot me

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_00]: because they're fuckers.

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_02]: They never knew you.

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean seriously.

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_00]: I did throw birds at them.

[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_02]: There's not been a one single time in this Bible thus far

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_02]: where I have ever known God to say everything's good.

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_02]: They're pretty cool.

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_02]: They're on the right track right now.

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Everything's going perfect.

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_00]: They only.

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh you know what it's like when it's like when you

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_00]: keep a diary you only write in your diary when

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_00]: things are shitty and that's why I don't keep a

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_00]: diary because one time I was like a teenager when

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_00]: I had this realization.

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_00]: One time I was flipping through.

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_00]: I used to keep a diary when I was in high school.

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_00]: And then I was reading back through it and I

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_00]: realized if somebody found this they would not

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_00]: know any of the good things because I don't

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_00]: write things down when I'm happy.

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_00]: I use this to like pour out my broken heart

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_00]: or my anger.

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_00]: And they would be like what a miserable bitch.

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Man no wonder she's dead.

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Good thing.

[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Cool.

[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Like seriously like I write some dark shit so I

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_00]: never kept a diary ever after that realization

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_00]: that.

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's good thinking.

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_00]: That's smart.

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean because even when you're going back

[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_02]: you're only remembering the things that were

[00:13:48] [SPEAKER_02]: crappy right.

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_00]: So all I could think is like at the time

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_00]: like if my mom and dad found this and read

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_00]: this that's how they would remember me

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_00]: as this terrible person with these terrible

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_00]: thoughts and feelings and that is not who

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_00]: I am on a general basis.

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot like so you know how people tend

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_02]: to and you and I try to rectify this but it's

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_02]: a lot like when people only leave reviews

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_02]: for companies when they run into a shitty

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_02]: situation right.

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They only leave bad reviews.

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_00]: They only do one stars.

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_02]: But they never leave the five star review

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_02]: for the person that went out of their way

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_02]: for them.

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_00]: They never ask to speak to the manager to

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_00]: talk about how good they were treated by

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_00]: an employee.

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_02]: But we do.

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_00]: We do.

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Now sometimes we forget and we get angry

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_02]: at ourselves for forgetting.

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_02]: But we try to recognize good behavior

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_02]: more than you know admonish bad behavior.

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And I feel like that's an important thing

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_02]: to promote because if you acknowledge

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_02]: someone's good behavior you're promoting

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_02]: good behavior.

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_02]: If you if you admonish someone for bad

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_02]: behavior you're really just pissing

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_02]: them off more.

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_02]: You know and it doesn't it doesn't

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_02]: reinforce anything.

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_02]: It just gets somebody mad at you or fired

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_02]: or whatever.

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_00]: So I am I am going to say though one

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_00]: time there was a girl at Taco Bell.

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_00]: And it was the one in Miami's Berg if

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_00]: you have to know.

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just saying I don't go leaving

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_02]: a bunch of bad reviews for them.

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_00]: No no no because this was like 15

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_00]: years ago and so staff has changed

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_02]: time since you said a specific

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_02]: location.

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_00]: No I know this is before debit

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_00]: cards were used.

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay so we're talking like owners

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_00]: probably changed at this point much less

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_00]: management and stuff.

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know you're talking about the one

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_02]: in West Carroll that doesn't even

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: exist anymore.

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Um because that's no Miami's Berg.

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_00]: You don't know what I'm talking about.

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_02]: They don't take credit cards but

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_00]: that's not the story I'm telling.

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_00]: So okay so I had my hair up on each

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_00]: side because it was fun that day and

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_00]: I was wearing like blue lipstick

[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_00]: because it's just fun sometimes to be

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_00]: a freak right and I was in my like late

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_00]: 20s and I can't if I want to.

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_00]: So I was not that if you wear blue

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_00]: lipstick you're a freak.

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_00]: I just felt like being fun and

[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_00]: colorful that day.

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Got it.

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway I was with my mom and my

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_00]: sister and I was like being goofy

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_00]: as I am and just being fun and

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_00]: silly and blah blah blah and the

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_00]: cashier girl kept looking at me like

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_00]: you're an idiot.

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_00]: And then so finally I like called

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_00]: her and was like are you okay?

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_00]: And she goes she goes what are you

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_00]: for?

[00:16:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah because I was being silly right

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_00]: because I yeah and I said excuse

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_00]: you and she was like you're just

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_00]: like really immature and I was

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_00]: like let me show you how immature

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_00]: I am let's go outside and she was

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_00]: like I know and she was like I'm

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_00]: at work and I was like that's

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_00]: that's very mature of you.

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_00]: I can't wait to grow up and be just

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_00]: like you and work at Taco Bell.

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway so then my mom was like

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_00]: stop.

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Like God stop.

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_00]: You mean stop.

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like I'm not gonna let

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_00]: no bitch talk to me like that.

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_00]: No.

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm out just living my best life

[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_00]: and having fun.

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_00]: And this woman teenager girl

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_00]: right.

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I was a teenager.

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_00]: It was either like late teens early

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_00]: 20s kind of thing and I was in my

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_00]: like mid to late 20s.

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Got it.

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like fuck you.

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Like fuck you all the way to Mars

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_00]: and back.

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Don't on purpose pee on my fun.

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_00]: That's just rude right.

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway so then later on after

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_00]: we had you know got our order

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_00]: and whatever and then I was

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_00]: outside.

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_00]: She came outside to like smoke

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_00]: or whatever and so then I was

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_00]: like I see her outside you

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_00]: ready to have that chat.

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Like what I was going to fight

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_00]: or I don't know but my mouth was

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_00]: like oh my gosh because all I

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_00]: could think was how dare right.

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Like you are a minimum wage worker

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_00]: ma'am you have not that there's

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_00]: anything wrong with I work

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_00]: minimum wage jobs.

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_00]: I have no problem with that.

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I was just making sure we were

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_02]: clear.

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_00]: No but I'm just like you're

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_00]: not better than me right is

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_00]: where I was going with that.

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_00]: You know you're not better

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_00]: than I am.

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Not that even if you were a doctor

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_00]: you're better than I am right but

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_00]: if you're going to act like you're

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_00]: better than I am.

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Don't be a minimum wage worker

[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_00]: at Taco Bell acting like you're

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_00]: better than me.

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Because I too have been a

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_00]: minimum wage worker at a fast

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_00]: food place.

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_00]: You're not better than me.

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Like you keep giving me looks

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_00]: like are you sure that this

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_00]: is what you want to say.

[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Wife is a little ramped up

[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_02]: tonight a little bit.

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_00]: I took my after all a little

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_00]: late in the evening.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_02]: So she's got a lot of

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_00]: angst and built up energy.

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Also I didn't see you like all

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_00]: day.

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Because I stayed at my parents

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_00]: house last night so that they

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_00]: could take me to the doctor

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_00]: this morning to get my stitches

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_00]: out.

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_00]: So that happened.

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway I did not get into

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_00]: a fight.

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_02]: That's good.

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_00]: With the Taco Bell.

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm glad to hear that.

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad to hear that.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_00]: I was just like you know

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_00]: what you have a nice fucking day

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_00]: because you need one.

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_00]: And then we left and my sister

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_00]: was like you were rude

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_00]: and I was like she would

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_00]: she didn't do it.

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Well she did but anyways.

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_00]: So I will be like a lion to

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_00]: them see.

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_00]: God gets it.

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know where we are at

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_02]: this point.

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Ephraim was a son of a bitch.

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Love them hated him.

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Got it.

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_00]: And then they forgot me.

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_00]: They got proud and then

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_00]: they forgot me.

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_00]: So I will be like a lion to

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_00]: those assholes.

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Like a leopard.

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_00]: I will work by the path.

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a lurking leopard

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_00]: like a lion.

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Like a like a light

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_00]: in the.

[00:19:52] Okay.

[00:19:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Like a bear

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_00]: robbed of her cubs.

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_00]: I will attack them and rip

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_00]: them open.

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh.

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_00]: That escalated quickly.

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah not good.

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Like a lion again.

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_00]: I will devour them.

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_00]: A wild animal will tear them

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_00]: apart.

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah.

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Not good.

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Not good.

[00:20:09] [SPEAKER_00]: I am going to eviscerate those

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_00]: sons of bitches like okay.

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_00]: That is way more than I was

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_00]: going to give that cashier just

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_00]: so we're clear.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_00]: I was not going to

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_00]: eviscerate her.

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_00]: You are destroyed Israel

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_00]: because you are against me

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_00]: against your helper.

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Where is your king that he

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_00]: may save you.

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Remember how y'all had to

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_00]: have kings where your king now

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_00]: bitch.

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_00]: That's what he's saying.

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_00]: He's got his uppity in this

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_00]: chapter.

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Well he's still on it.

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody is.

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_00]: He's feeling it.

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm thinking the writer

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Hosea maybe whoever.

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Is a little bit that way.

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_00]: They're like where's your king

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_00]: now.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Where are your rulers and all

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_00]: your towns of whom you said

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_00]: give me a king and princes.

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Did they die?

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Did something happen to them?

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_02]: They're not helping you.

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Like remember during Hosea

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_00]: they kept dying.

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_00]: They kept getting assassinated

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_00]: right.

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_00]: And so he's like where

[00:21:02] [SPEAKER_00]: are they at.

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_00]: What's up.

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_00]: You guys wanted.

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_02]: This is hypothetically probably

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_02]: during that same time period.

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_00]: That this was during Hosea's

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_00]: reign.

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Not reign.

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Time period.

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Prophecy life.

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Seizing times.

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_00]: His life time.

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_00]: So in my anger meet God I

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_00]: gave you a fucking king.

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_00]: You wanted a king.

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I gave you a king and in my

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_00]: wrath I took him away.

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Four times.

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_00]: The guilt of Ephraim is

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_00]: stored up.

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_00]: His sins are kept on record.

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I wrote that down.

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_02]: He was down the book of life

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_02]: thing or whatever.

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_00]: He's like I wrote that shit down

[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_00]: and I got receipts.

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Got it.

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Boom.

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Pain as of a woman in

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_00]: childbirth came.

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Here we go again.

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_00]: They did that a lot.

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Remember in the early parts

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_00]: of the Bible.

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_00]: The only pain that we can

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_00]: imagine is women in

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_00]: childbirth.

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_00]: And we're going to use it

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_00]: and it's the only pain

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_00]: we know.

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_00]: They've used it pretty

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_02]: consistently throughout the

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Bible.

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_00]: I hate it.

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Like you don't know.

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And especially since there's

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_02]: men writing it.

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_00]: You don't know and you

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_00]: shun women.

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_00]: So fuck the fuck off with

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_00]: that comparison honestly.

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Don't act like you know

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_00]: what that is.

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_00]: You know this thing

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_00]: that I imagine hurts a

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_00]: lot.

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_00]: That's what it's like.

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Is it?

[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_00]: But he is a child without

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_00]: wisdom.

[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_00]: When the time arrives he

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_00]: doesn't have the sense to

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_00]: come out of the womb.

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_00]: That baby be stuck in there

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_00]: and it just stays there.

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think that's how

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_02]: that works exactly.

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_00]: My mom swears that she was

[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_00]: pregnant with me for 11

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_00]: months.

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_00]: And like most of my life I

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_00]: was like that has to be such

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_00]: bullshit.

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_00]: But then I thought about it.

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_00]: A woman is pregnant.

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_00]: We say nine months but

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_00]: then we also say 40 weeks.

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_00]: 40 weeks is actually closer

[00:22:52] [SPEAKER_00]: to 10 months than nine

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_00]: months.

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Really?

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_00]: So that would mean really

[00:22:57] [SPEAKER_00]: that she was just like

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_00]: maybe three to four weeks

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_00]: overdue.

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_00]: And it's not until like six

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_00]: weeks overdue that it starts

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_00]: being like a toxic fucking

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_00]: problem.

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Really?

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_00]: So I was like,

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_00]: I only realize this.

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Like I only sat down to do the

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_00]: math.

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Like to really figure the

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_00]: shit.

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Could my mom really have

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_00]: carried me for fucking

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_00]: 11 months?

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Bullshit.

[00:23:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_00]: I was like I got to prove

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_00]: her wrong.

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_00]: That cannot possibly be true.

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_00]: But no it could kind of

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_02]: almost be true.

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_00]: The way the math works it

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_00]: could actually have happened.

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Got it.

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Because 40 weeks is not nine

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_00]: months.

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Got it.

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_00]: So that's the way that goes.

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_00]: And that's why when you ask a

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_00]: woman how far along are you

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_00]: that's why she tells you in

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_00]: weeks.

[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Got it.

[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_00]: And then you got to do the

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_00]: fucking, I don't know what

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_00]: what do you mean?

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Five weeks.

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck does that

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_00]: mean 13 weeks?

[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_00]: What is math?

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck math.

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways.

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait I thought we like

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_02]: math.

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean I do.

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_00]: But when it's in my head and I

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_00]: got to figure out how far along

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_00]: you are in your pregnancy.

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Or like when you ask a mother

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_00]: how old is your baby?

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like 15 months.

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_00]: What does that even mean?

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_00]: 15 months.

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_00]: That's over a year.

[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_00]: A year is 12.

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Just say a little bit over

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_00]: we don't really care to the

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_00]: exact degree of month hood.

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Just say a bit over a year.

[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_00]: I have two kids.

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_00]: I love kids.

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_00]: I have lots of nieces and

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_00]: nephews.

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I love babies.

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_00]: But I'm saying this on behalf of

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_00]: people who either haven't had

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_00]: children, don't want children

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_00]: or have never been around

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_00]: children, nobody gives a fuck

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_00]: how far many months exactly to

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_00]: the date when they say how

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_00]: far along or how old is your

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_00]: child?

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_00]: They just sum it up.

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Give me the roundabout.

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm about halfway there.

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_00]: You know?

[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Half cooked.

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Babies coming along nicely.

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, good, good, good.

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_00]: That's what we really want to

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_00]: know.

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_00]: How are you?

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm fine.

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_00]: How are you?

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_00]: We don't really want to know

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_00]: how you are.

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Don't tell me how you're

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_00]: doing.

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really want to

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_00]: fucking know.

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_00]: These are generic questions.

[00:25:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Give me the generic answer.

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_00]: This is why I don't do

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_00]: small talk to them.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_00]: I, God, will deliver this

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_00]: people from the power of

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_00]: the grave.

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Damn.

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_00]: I will redeem them from

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_00]: death.

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh.

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_00]: The long death.

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_00]: The ever after death.

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_02]: The e from people.

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_00]: The spiritual death.

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_02]: So he's going to kill them

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_02]: but then he's going to save

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_02]: them?

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's going to

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_00]: save their souls.

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Who will save

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_00]: your soul?

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Why?

[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't understand.

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_00]: There is fucking

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_00]: people and he loves

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_00]: hates them.

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:25:40] [SPEAKER_00]: He hates to love

[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_00]: him.

[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_00]: He loves to hate them.

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't get it.

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Where, oh death, are your

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_00]: plagues?

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Where, oh grave, is your

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_00]: destruction?

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_00]: I will have no compassion.

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_00]: What?

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_00]: You were just going to save

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_00]: them.

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Now you hit him.

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God, within the same

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_00]: two sentences.

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Even though he

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_00]: thrives among his brothers

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_00]: and east wind from the

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Lord will come.

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Blowing in from the

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_00]: desert.

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_00]: His spring will fail

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_00]: and his well dry up.

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_00]: His storehouse will be

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_00]: plundered of all its

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_00]: treasures.

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I see.

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_00]: The people of Samaria

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_00]: must bear their guilt

[00:26:17] [SPEAKER_00]: because they have rebelled

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_00]: against their God.

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_02]: They were not good

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Samaritans.

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_00]: They were.

[00:26:25] [SPEAKER_00]: That was so good.

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, that reminds me

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_00]: of, we were watching

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Deep Space Nine and

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Worf is married to

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_00]: what's her name?

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Jedzia Dax.

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_00]: And then like, I don't

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_00]: know, he had to save his

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_00]: wife from something, whatever,

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_00]: blah, blah, blah, who cares.

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_00]: And then his friend was

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_00]: asking him like, why did you

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_00]: go do that?

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_00]: You know, that wasn't

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_00]: your duty and you had other

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_00]: things to do.

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_00]: And he goes, I'm a married man.

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_00]: And it is a right to me

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_00]: of that one episode back in

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Star Trek Next Generation

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_00]: when he goes, I am not a married

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_00]: man.

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not a married man.

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I said.

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not a married man.

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a married man.

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_00]: And so like when,

[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_00]: when he, you know, told his

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_00]: friend, I'm a married man.

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_00]: I turned to you and I said,

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_00]: but he's not a married man.

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_00]: And then you laughed and it was

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_00]: great.

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I did.

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so Samaritan.

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Samaria.

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_00]: The people of Samaria must bear

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_00]: their guilt those fuckers

[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_00]: because they have rebelled

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_00]: against their God.

[00:27:29] [SPEAKER_00]: They will fall by the

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_00]: sword.

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Their little ones will be

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_00]: dashed to the ground.

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus.

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Their pregnant women

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_00]: ripped open the end.

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_00]: I needed a trigger

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_00]: warning for that.

[00:27:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you God.

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Appreciate ya.

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait a, wow.

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_00]: That's the end of that chapter.

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Aren't you glad I told a lot of

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_00]: fun stuff before we got there?

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly.

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly.

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Like I didn't know that's how

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_00]: it was going to end, but I'm

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_00]: actually really glad that I

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_00]: entertained along the way because

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_00]: that did not end well.

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Did not.

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Nope.

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Again, I just had somebody

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_02]: today on Twitter tell me how

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't understand

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_02]: how loving this God is.

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand how loving

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_00]: this God is when I read shit

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_00]: like this.

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And oh, it was more than that.

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It's that I can't understand

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_02]: how loving this God is and I

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_02]: won't understand unless I love

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_02]: this God.

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_02]: That was essentially the

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_02]: message.

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_02]: You gotta love him.

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I have to love the God in

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_02]: order to understand how much

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_02]: love he has.

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, but did you

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_02]: have you read what the

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_02]: words?

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_02]: There's words.

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_02]: The words are bad.

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_02]: He fucking kills babies.

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_00]: He's not a disc group.

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_00]: So he's like, die bitch.

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Like not okay.

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_02]: And they're like New Testament

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_02]: and I'm like, fuck you.

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not there yet.

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't.

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't care if I'm there

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_02]: yet or not.

[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_00]: It's the same God.

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck you.

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_02]: This is some bullshit.

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_00]: This is not okay.

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not okay.

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_00]: We teach our kids,

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_00]: don't eviscerate people.

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_00]: It's fine for God but not

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_00]: for three year olds.

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Right?

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Like no, you cannot play

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_00]: with a child.

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_00]: You can't even see the

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_00]: fork and stab your brother

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_00]: with them.

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_00]: But God did it mom.

[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_00]: I know but you are not a God.

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_00]: That was actually really funny.

[00:29:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_00]: You are not a God.

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_02]: That's from

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Young Guns FII.

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_00]: And then the response is

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_02]: You have to say you

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_02]: are a God because of

[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Ghostbusters though.

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_00]: I know.

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:29:29] [SPEAKER_00]: But then he turns and he

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_00]: says, well pull the trigger

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_00]: and find out.

[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_02]: That is a good line.

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_00]: That was the best line

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_00]: in the whole fucking movie.

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_00]: And then it goes into a

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Bon Jovi song.

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh man.

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_02]: That was epic.

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_00]: That was.

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean as far as lines go

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_02]: and song and you know just

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_02]: the whole thing.

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, good stuff.

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Alright, I think we have gone

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_02]: on long enough with this.

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_02]: We have.

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_02]: So this was

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Hosea chapter 13.

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure as fuck was.

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_02]: And actually tomorrow we will

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_02]: be back with

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_02]: it's actually going to be

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_02]: a Patreon only.

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_02]: So tomorrow we'll be doing

[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_02]: our.

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Our live.

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Our Patreon.

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Which will also be alive.

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_02]: So if I say tomorrow

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_02]: but actually when you guys

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_02]: get this, if you're listening

[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_02]: to this in the morning when it

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_02]: comes out, it will be tonight.

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_00]: So basically it's Wednesday

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_00]: fuckers.

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Wednesday 10 p.m.

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Eastern.

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Get on Discord and come

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_00]: listen to us.

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_00]: And chat with us and be

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_00]: with us.

[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And well,

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_02]: if you're not a patron,

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_02]: which you can be a patron.

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And that helps us out tremendously.

[00:30:36] [SPEAKER_02]: So two bucks a month gets you

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_02]: unlimited access to all of our

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_02]: episodes early and add free

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_02]: and you get our special episodes.

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_02]: So you can do that or if you

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_02]: don't want to pay a shit,

[00:30:48] [SPEAKER_02]: we get it.

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_02]: But you can come to our

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Discord and chat and hang out.

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_02]: We love that as much.

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_02]: You could do both.

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_02]: You could do all of the above.

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_00]: And some people do.

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_02]: And you could do none of the above.

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_02]: But we don't like that one as

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_02]: much.

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_02]: So you should do all of the above

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_02]: and at least half the above.

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Because we care about you.

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_00]: We want you to be happy.

[00:31:11] [SPEAKER_00]: No, I just want to chat with more

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_02]: people.

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I like them.

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_02]: They're good.

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Our fans are good people.

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_00]: They're so fun.

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_02]: And we have a blast on the

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Discord.

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_00]: And we make fun of each

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_00]: other and that's the best.

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly.

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_00]: It's good times.

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_00]: It's like it's like how me

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_00]: and husband talk to each other

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_00]: when we're like teasing

[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_00]: each other or when like

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm being an idiot

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_00]: and husband is like you need to

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_00]: stop.

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Which was most of this episode.

[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like that the whole

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_00]: time.

[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_00]: And it's awesome.

[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_02]: It is awesome.

[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_02]: You should come do it.

[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_02]: You should really come

[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_02]: experience it because it's

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_02]: fun.

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Otherwise you could just

[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_00]: wait till it's out on Patreon

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_00]: and pay for it.

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Or you could not pay for it

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_02]: and not hear it.

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Those are your options.

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, this was

[00:31:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Hosea chapter 13.

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll be back tomorrow with

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_02]: the Patreon episode and then

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_02]: we'll be back at the

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_02]: end of the day on Friday

[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_02]: with the

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_02]: with what?

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Hosea chapter 14.

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is?

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_00]: The last chapter of Hosea

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_00]: bitches.

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_02]: There you go.

[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll see you guys then.

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Bye.