Hosea Chapter 14: Bible Study by Atheists

Hosea Chapter 14: Bible Study by Atheists

Hey there, fellow skeptics and Bible enthusiasts! In this latest episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife wrap up the Book of Hosea with Chapter 14. The journey through Hosea has been a rollercoaster of divine threats, idolatry woes, and some pretty intense imagery. But fear not, we've made it to the end, and we're here to break it all down for you.

In this episode, we discuss:

1. Divine Retribution: We revisit the dark threats from God in Chapter 13, questioning the morality of a deity who resorts to such extreme measures against idol worship.

2. Final Pleas for Repentance: Hosea Chapter 14 kicks off with a call for Israel to return to God, leaving behind their idolatrous ways. We ponder whether the Israelites' downfall is really due to their sins or God's harsh punishments.

3. God's Promises of Renewal: Despite the grim warnings, God promises healing and prosperity if Israel repents. We examine the mixed messages of wrath and redemption throughout the book.

4. The Metaphorical Dew: God compares himself to dew, a metaphor we find puzzling given its fleeting nature. We dissect what this means for his relationship with Israel.

5. Concluding Thoughts on Hosea: We reflect on the themes of Hosea and express our frustration with its repetitive focus on idolatry and divine punishment.

As always, we inject our signature blend of humor and skepticism, questioning the logic and morality of these ancient texts. Whether you're here for the theological critique or just some laughs, this episode has something for everyone.


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[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Sacrilegious Discourse.

[00:00:01] [SPEAKER_02]: For this is what the Sovereign Lord says!

[00:00:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Why do you need prophets to tell people who you are and what you want?

[00:00:07] [SPEAKER_02]: If you can justify everything that the God of the Bible has done,

[00:00:12] [SPEAKER_02]: then you can justify any of your behavior.

[00:00:14] [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of this mentality is trickling into

[00:00:17] [SPEAKER_01]: what is now mainstream right wing Christianity.

[00:00:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I am capable of empathy greater than this God of the Bible.

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_01]: This is a Bible that they tell kids this is the good Lord,

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_01]: this is the good book, this is...

[00:00:33] [SPEAKER_01]: He is fantasizing about murder, mass murder.

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[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Husband! Wife!

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you know where we are and how the hell we got here?

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, we just got done reading Hosea Chapter 13.

[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure as fuck did.

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And in that chapter God did not like the Israelites for worshiping idols again.

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Go figure.

[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean that's the story of the whole fucking Bible.

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right.

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_01]: And you know he was like, hey I brought you out of fucking Egypt.

[00:01:37] [SPEAKER_01]: What more do you want?

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Like strings attached.

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Remember, remember, remember you totally owe me.

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, but do I though?

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah and then when they were like, but do I though?

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_01]: He was like, well I'm gonna cut your pregnant women open

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_01]: and bash your babies against rocks.

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And they're like Jesus Christ that escalated quickly.

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_01]: It did.

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Right?

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_01]: It did.

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was a just horrible fucking ending to that chapter.

[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_01]: And one of many, many reasons why even if this God were real I'd be like fuck you dude.

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Because what the fuck?

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Who even says something like that?

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Who threatens something like that much less than actually follows through with it.

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's just messed up.

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_01]: And if you think that this God is loving I baked differ.

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't see it.

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't agree.

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_01]: And you can throw the New Testament out there all you want.

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_01]: But it's the same God.

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying.

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I harmonized with you.

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I appreciate that.

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_01]: That was good.

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_01]: So that was the gist of Hosea chapter 13.

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Which means that today we're getting into.

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Hosea chapter 14.

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh.

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Pose head is coming to an end.

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is the last chapter.

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes it is.

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's do this.

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Okie dokie.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, we are hopping in here chapter 14 to see what hose head is up to in Hosea.

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's the one.

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, hose head which got for us.

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Finish up strong.

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Return Israel to the Lord your God.

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Nah.

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Go back.

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Go back.

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Your sins have been your downfall.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_02]: You keep saying that.

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I would say that God has been their downfall honestly.

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Right?

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean from the very beginning when he was throwing fucking birds at them in the

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_02]: desert.

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can say they're said like that is blaming the person for their action but the

[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_01]: person that took the action against them for their action that caused the downfall is

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_01]: their fucking God.

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_01]: And that's bullshit.

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I complain about.

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Like okay, I get it.

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Idolatry apparently is just like the worst fucking thing you can do on the planet.

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Right?

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_01]: So bad that you will kill children over it.

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Sounds totally legit.

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Look, I get it.

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I already covered this in the intro.

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_01]: We covered it in the last chapter.

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_01]: We've covered it in other chapters where he's killed fucking children before.

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_01]: But what?

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I just, I can't fathom people who worship a God who kills children to get revenge

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_01]: against people who worship other statues.

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you.

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_02]: All the way to Mars and back baby.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, sorry.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I know I'm on a little bit of a high horse here so I'll let you continue.

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Take words with you and return to the Lord.

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Take word?

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_01]: That's weird crazy.

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_02]: You know how you do.

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_02]: How you always be taken words, you know?

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess.

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't have to word that up.

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm kind of a cure-native thing.

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right.

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Say to him, forgive all our sins and receive us graciously that we may offer the fruit

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_02]: of our lips.

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Assyria cannot save us.

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_02]: We will not mount war horses.

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_02]: We will never again say our gods to what our own hands have made for in you, the fatherless.

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Find compassion.

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I will heal their waywardness.

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a word.

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow, waywardness.

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_02]: That's like a scrabble double point word or something.

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Right, yeah.

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Waywardness.

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_01]: That's got a lot of points in there.

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I will heal their two W's and a Y waywardness and love them freely for my anger has turned

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_02]: away from them.

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, how nice.

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_02]: That's so nice.

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't you like me?

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I will be like the due to Israel.

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_02]: He will blossom like a lily.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, he's going to be like the due to Israel.

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_01]: He was just complaining that the Israelites were like due to him.

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck is that?

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_01]: A coming-go.

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_01]: All that says is that he's going to wane quickly and I'm like, oh, so you're saying you're the

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_01]: same thing you were complaining about to whatever.

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_02]: That's what it sounds like to me.

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_02]: He will blossom like a lily.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And again, we're talking about Israel as a dude and instead of a girl.

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Like a cedar of Lebanon, he will send down his roots.

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_02]: His young shoots will grow.

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_01]: We're talking about God here, right?

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_02]: God is talking about the Israelites.

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I think.

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no.

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought he was talking about himself.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Posehead is talking about God or God is talking about himself?

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Right, right.

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_02]: You're right.

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_02]: His splendor will be like an olive tree.

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_02]: His fragrance like a cedar of Lebanon.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_02]: People will dwell again in his shade.

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_02]: They will flourish like the grain.

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_02]: They will blossom like the vine.

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Israel's fame will be like the wine of Lebanon.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Ephraim.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_02]: What more have I to do with idols?

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I will answer him and care for him.

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like a flourishing juniper.

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Your fruitlessness comes from me.

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that's an end quote.

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know who was talking just then.

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that sounds like God was talking.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I think.

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Most of the time through Jose, I think it's been God talking.

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Jose has been kind of whatever doesn't really matter for the whole thing.

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think this is now Jose speaking.

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Who is wise?

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Let them realize these things.

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Who is discerning?

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Let them understand.

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_02]: The ways of the Lord are right.

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_02]: The righteous walk in them, but the rebellious stumble in them.

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_02]: The end.

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean that so that was how it was ends.

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Good people follow the ways of God and rebellious people stumble.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_01]: The end.

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_01]: The last chapter with God's going to grow his roots and protect all those people

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_01]: and do all the wonderful things as long as you're good.

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_01]: But like it was a, they still caveat at that at the end.

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, yeah, but you better be good.

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Don't stumble.

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Don't stumble.

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Don't go waywardness.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, waywardness.

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_01]: And that would be bad.

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_01]: But I just, I can't, this whole book has been nothing but you suck for idolatry.

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to kill you and maybe you could be redeemed, but we'll see.

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't, I haven't liked this book.

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_01]: This book has been kind of trash.

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Opinions say, opinions being mine.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_02]: This was a negative two out of five stars.

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I agree.

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I agree.

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Not my favorite.

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_02]: This was the first of the minor prophets.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not, not a good start to them.

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_01]: In my opinion.

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_02]: No, not at all.

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But I like them.

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Next time we'll be starting Joel.

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even know that was a book about that.

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't either.

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, oh, next comes Joel chapter one according to my little list here.

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_02]: And I literally wrote down a list in my planner of all the books of the Bible just so that

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I would always have a copy with me to reference.

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And I still did not remember that one of them was called Joel.

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_02]: So silly.

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Like by the time you get to the minor prophets, you're like, whatever, I can't with all this.

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_02]: You lost me after Joshua judges, Ruth, King, I mean, right.

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Kings and chronicles.

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_01]: People know the big ones, right?

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Samuel kings and chronicles.

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that was Jose chapter 14 and the end of Hosea, which means that tomorrow,

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_01]: which this, you may get this on Saturday, but we're going to release another episode at some

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_01]: point today.

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_01]: So later we're going to release our next episode, which is Q and a Saturday, maybe on Saturday,

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_02]: maybe not who knows possibly evening.

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, whatever sometime in there.

[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_01]: And then I will get the weekly wrap up out here after that on Sunday.

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_01]: And then on Monday, we'll be starting.

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_02]: No, because we have to do the book wrap up.

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_02]: And then we have to do the you're always wrong.

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, we do in the special episode starting next week.

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_02]: And then our special episode will start on Wednesday or live discord at 10 Eastern.

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_01]: If you're on discord with us.

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And so then on Thursday, we will start Joel.

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Sounds good.

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Got it all straight now.

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_01]: No, not at all.

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no.

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_01]: But it's okay.

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_01]: See you guys.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Bye.

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