Jeremiah Chapter 27: Atheist Bible Study

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[00:01:16] Welcome to sacrilegious discourse. I'm husband and I'm wife. Together we're reading the

[00:01:20] Bible for the very first time. We grew up without religion and wanted to know what all the

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[00:01:50] Husband! Wife! Do you remember what happened yesterday and where the hell we are today?

[00:01:55] Well we just got done reading Jeremiah chapter 26. That is correct. And in that chapter they made

[00:02:01] Jeremiah sound really fucking brave when I thought he was just kind of fucking whiny in the past

[00:02:07] because he got up in front of a bunch of people and he was like you're all going to burn

[00:02:12] and God's gonna kill you unless you repent and then they were like fuck you dude and they like

[00:02:17] pull them down and they're like we're gonna like not take that and you're in trouble and you might

[00:02:22] die. And then they talked over and they were like well but God so I guess you're okay.

[00:02:28] And then it wasn't just people that he was talking to? No it was like priests and you know

[00:02:33] like the leaders of the Jerusalem or whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. But yeah they all decided

[00:02:39] that I guess he's okay and they started I mean okay being they aren't gonna kill them I guess.

[00:02:43] Right. But they made Jeremiah sound really fucking brave. He's like doing this. My life is in your

[00:02:49] hands but that changes nothing. Right and this is not the Jeremiah I know. Uh uh me neither.

[00:02:55] Right. Sure. I don't know whatever. But it is the people that I know because they are very

[00:03:00] timid at following through with going up against God you know what I mean? Sure.

[00:03:09] Yeah well that's why they worship like 5 million gods they're like yeah.

[00:03:12] Well we'll just hedge our bets over here. Right and then they were like you remember

[00:03:16] Micah and remember your whatever that other guy you're sure. Yeah. And they were like maybe I don't

[00:03:24] know let's just err on the side of caution and let them go. Right right yeah so that was basically

[00:03:30] Jeremiah 26. It was which means that today we're getting into Jeremiah chapter 27. All right let's do

[00:03:37] this. Okie dokie. All right we are jumping into Jeremiah chapter 27. Are you ready for this

[00:03:52] show? I am ready. Okay in the beginning. Not every fucking chapter we're gonna do in the beginning

[00:03:59] of the reign of walk him. Ah okay. The son of Josiah King of Judah this word came to Jeremiah

[00:04:07] from the Lord saying. Okay I'm ready. Okay I'm God talking to Jeremiah right now according to

[00:04:14] Jeremiah. Right yeah. Thus says the Lord to me make for yourselves bonds and yolks and put them

[00:04:21] on your neck and send them to the king of Edom the king of Moab the king of the Ammonites the king

[00:04:28] of Tear and the king of Cidon by the hand of the messengers who come to Jerusalem to Zedekaya

[00:04:35] King of Judah. Here go and slave yourselves it's fun. Exactly join us. Exactly so do you know what

[00:04:43] bonds and yolks are? I yeah yolks are the things that you put over your head aren't they like

[00:04:48] they look like I don't know like you put two boards and leather straps that hold the boards together

[00:04:54] sure over like an oxen's head that's what I was in it. So that it can plow yeah right and so the

[00:05:02] boards are the yolk or the whole device together is the yolk and then the bands are the bonds got

[00:05:08] it okay so yeah he's like maybe know the exact terminology about which pieces were which but yes

[00:05:13] I was imagining the thing that goes over the animals heads for you know yeah he's he's doing that

[00:05:19] yeah yeah yeah or it's also the same thing you see in like old movies where they're like slave

[00:05:25] driving people on a lion of chains and yolks basically like you know the same like you've got those

[00:05:29] things over their head that's true yeah so I found a few things about that if if you would like

[00:05:37] or we can wait till Saturday whichever you prefer um sure go ahead okay so um forcing another to

[00:05:44] wear the yolk says I am the boss you work for me I regard you as a burst of a beast of burden

[00:05:50] obviously a burst of beaten yes and um there are no say that Jeremiah Jeremiah likely spoke to a

[00:06:00] gathering of messengers from the kings surrounding the kingdom so like when he called out

[00:06:06] Edom Moab emanates here inside on talking specifically to the kings to the messengers from

[00:06:13] the kings yes got it okay and they had probably come to meet with kings at a kaya of juda

[00:06:19] to plot a revolt against nebuchadnezzar's rule over them and Jeremiah probably spoke before them

[00:06:26] actually wearing the bonds and yolks giving them a vivid message to take back to their kings

[00:06:33] and um the reason that they were there trying to you know come up with some plot to work against

[00:06:41] nebuchadnezzar was because attacks from elom and a revolt in Syria made these troubled times for

[00:06:49] nebuchadnezzar and small states in the west thought they saw an opportunity to revolt and throw off

[00:06:56] quote the yolk of Babylon got it got it yeah so I thought that was interesting right right like um

[00:07:03] they're they're thinking hey let's you know plan with the king here and see if we can come up with a

[00:07:08] I'm imagining Jeremiah though as like the crazy person outside of the king's gates just going like right

[00:07:13] no you're all going to go to hell and you're gonna get enslaved and and see what's going to happen

[00:07:20] to you unless you were pints they're like just looking at each other like is this how it be here

[00:07:25] the Babylon's or not and then yeah and then is that a kaya comes out he's like no no just ignore them

[00:07:31] right yeah whatever sorry sorry I can't do anything his parents are rich I don't know man just

[00:07:36] just go on by him so did you know I was not aware but on Sunday well I did know that Sunday night

[00:07:42] was the Oscars yeah and did you know that they ran about five to ten minutes late because of

[00:07:49] protesters that were saying while you're watching this show of opulence and ridiculousness

[00:07:57] bombs are being dropped in um Palestine in Palestine right yeah and so they were they're

[00:08:04] um trying to stop basically the Oscars or at least make it difficult to get into

[00:08:11] right in order to make a point and to make you know yeah the way they do right and um so a bunch

[00:08:21] of celebrities and their gowns and fancy suits and whatever yeah had to walk around to a different

[00:08:27] side door whatever to get into the actual red carpet area so it did actually

[00:08:35] and there were people in the ceremony itself wearing giant red pins red dot pins that were

[00:08:45] supposed to indicate ceasefire now so I thought that was really cool yeah but the relevance here

[00:08:52] you're looking at me like I'm a nutball wise yeah I'm trying to I don't know what the relevance is

[00:08:56] people standing outside of a place um protesting in the case of the Oscars it was for a good cause

[00:09:04] in the case of Jeremiah I don't even know what to say about that dude got it I just I didn't know

[00:09:09] where you're going with that I just protestors no I get it now I get it now yeah protestors

[00:09:14] I didn't understand at the time what you were getting at I know it's just your face was like

[00:09:18] because I was confused I was confused they're all protesting their protesters are protesting

[00:09:25] yeah okay so anyway and command them God's still talking okay yeah after all of that shit that I

[00:09:32] just said right is still talking okay blah blah blah um put on these yokes and take them back to your

[00:09:37] king's is right and command them to say to their masters thus says the lord of hosts the god of Israel

[00:09:44] thus you shall say to your masters I have made the earth the man and the beast that are on the ground

[00:09:51] by my great power and by my outstretched arm and have given it to whom it seemed proper to me

[00:09:58] but let me ask you this okay yeah so somebody from another country comes to you

[00:10:05] and then this guy is like yelling in their face like my god made you my god made man I'm going

[00:10:11] to think the dude's crazy right like um okay that's not like what we believe what thank you

[00:10:17] right and I went there to talk to a fucking king not a good I'm not gonna come back and be like oh

[00:10:22] and by the way there was this guy talking about God right not our God but some God some various

[00:10:27] God outside of the gates of the local state pray so yeah if you want to take his warning he said that

[00:10:33] God his God said this so there you go exactly I it probably didn't even warrant a mention you know

[00:10:40] to the people that if it did if it did it was surely with derision sure yeah you know okay

[00:10:47] and now God continues I have given all these lands into the hand of Nebuchadnezzar the king

[00:10:54] of Babylon my servant hmm okay I mean I would be like if I'm from another place right and Jeremiah

[00:11:01] tells me this I'd be like wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute um Nebuchadnezzar is the servant

[00:11:09] of your god right I don't understand what's happening against this guy yeah I don't want anything to do

[00:11:14] with if your God is siding with Nebuchadnezzar and that's what we're saying here then then

[00:11:19] fuck off right your god can fuck off wait what what are you saying I don't understand you right and he

[00:11:25] doesn't have us yet that's why we're here meeting trying to figure out how to not be exactly exactly

[00:11:31] okay God continues talking yeah and the beast of the field I have also given to him to serve

[00:11:37] so all nations shall serve him and his son and his son son until the time of the his land comes

[00:11:44] and then many nations and great kings shall make him serve them and it shall be that the nation

[00:11:49] and kingdom which will not serve Nebuchadnezzar the king of Babylon and which will not put its neck

[00:11:55] under the yoke of the king of Babylon that nation I will punish says the Lord hold on hey but we've

[00:12:04] had another part in this book where it said that it was going to be 70 years and he just got done

[00:12:08] so God let us not forget these chapters are out of order but regardless right so he's saying that

[00:12:15] Nebuchadnezzar's son and then his son and then his son son are going to rule before he punishes

[00:12:22] the next whatever right so we're talking about three and a half generations let's just assume

[00:12:28] Nebuchadnezzar's halfway through his reign right yeah three and a half fucking generations of people

[00:12:32] let's assume they all reign for 20 years right you're I mean I guess okay if they each

[00:12:38] reign for 20 years and he's halfway through his reign maybe maybe that is right at 70 I guess

[00:12:43] that could work out but it just doesn't seem quite right yeah we're talking about three and a half

[00:12:48] generations of people and he's gonna make that 70 years when some people reign for like 40 years

[00:12:54] and you know like and then there's the ones that only do three months but right so I guess

[00:12:59] but you're assuming that they each have sons so we have to grow up old enough to rule at some point

[00:13:04] and I don't know one of the dudes started ruling at the age of like 12 or whatever okay okay okay

[00:13:09] I mean who are you to criticize no you're right I don't I don't know how to all pan out and you

[00:13:13] know whatever it just doesn't just doesn't sound right doesn't sound right that's right right

[00:13:18] you know having said that the chapters are out of order yeah or yeah the chapters I should have

[00:13:24] actually started with it's okay if I'm out of the order the Bible's out of order right right

[00:13:28] I should have actually started with the material found in Jeremiah 27 is actually Jeremiah 34

[00:13:36] in the Septuagint oh Jesus yeah which is the Greek version I can't I know I know like I don't

[00:13:43] understand what you're telling me right yeah it is the Septuagint the correct and look you know

[00:13:49] this book that's out of order yeah it's even more fucked up in other places yeah okay

[00:13:54] great thank you for that information I don't know what to do with it also it has been suggested

[00:14:00] that chapters 27 28 and 29 uh-huh are a special collection of Jeremiah's prophecies dealing with

[00:14:07] false prophets and that certain stylistic peculiarities in the Hebrew make it likely that these

[00:14:15] three chapters once existed as an independent work oh yeah so that is kind of great okay so

[00:14:25] apologies I should have led with that but the Bible gets to be out of sorts so why can't I if God

[00:14:31] can't get it straight right certainly cannot expect how can we expect to be better than the

[00:14:36] Septuagint season to get it straight right hey so okay therefore do not listen to okay wait

[00:14:45] with this oh um he says blah blah blah under the yoke of the king of Babylon that nation I will punish

[00:14:53] and then he continues with the sword the famine and the pestilence until I have consumed them by

[00:14:59] his hand okay by his hand being God's hand either God or someone on nebuchadnezzar whatever all right

[00:15:08] doesn't matter I'm having there's a lot of pronouns here and I'm having trouble following it is

[00:15:11] pronoun abuse yeah it is yeah it's either I think it's God but even if it's not specifically God it'll

[00:15:18] be nebuchadnezzar but still God okay right maybe maybe therefore do not listen to your prophets your

[00:15:28] diviners your dreamers your susayers your sorcerers who speak to you saying you shall not serve the

[00:15:34] king of Babylon for they prophecy a light to you to remove you far from your land and I will drive

[00:15:41] you out and you will fucking perish says yet another prophet to them I know right I'm just saying so

[00:15:47] I have a note about all those people that he mentioned okay diviners were people who

[00:15:56] gave prognostications and they guessed at future stuff happening by certain signs in the

[00:16:04] animate or inanimate things around them okay so like the tea leaves or homes or whatever they

[00:16:11] would just like look around and be like it's a sign so they were diviners dreamers were dream

[00:16:18] interpreters okay so they would take up the broken bits and pieces of dreams to try to put together

[00:16:25] a meaning yeah of their own interpretation well and then to be fair all these things have kind of

[00:16:31] been used throughout the Bible as ways to prophesize for things that God is saying too yes so I mean

[00:16:36] I don't want to discount as far as the Bible is concerned yeah I wouldn't want to discount their

[00:16:42] legitimacy in cannon in cannon right versus some other prophet because similar it's fine

[00:16:49] it has been used it's fine when it's y'all ways people right yeah whatever a suit sayer is a cloud

[00:16:56] monger okay okay they study the flight colored density rarity and shape of clouds that's what a

[00:17:04] suit sayer does got it I thought a suit sayer was a truth teller but I guess it's a truth teller

[00:17:10] but based on the clouds I see I didn't know that and a sorcerer and all of this is from they get

[00:17:18] to put magic fireballs right I wish right they are the discoverers the finders out of hidden things

[00:17:27] stolen goods etc they are people who use incantations and either by spells or drugs pretend to find out

[00:17:36] mysteries or produce supernatural effects hmm yeah right I'm yeah okay okay it's like it's like

[00:17:47] they're saying these magical people aren't magical I mean sometimes they do magic things but the

[00:17:53] magic that they do is not to be trusted and usually it's fake anyway you know that would be a

[00:17:58] really good way to say that you are a sorcerer is to drug your your crowd if you drug your crowd yeah

[00:18:04] then he did some crazy shit they'd be like damn man yeah he's really doing some crazy stuff yeah

[00:18:11] he must be a sorcerer you're so diviner what no yeah okay so but the nations that bring their

[00:18:20] necks under the yoke of the king of Babylon and serve him I will let them remain in their own land

[00:18:26] says the Lord and they shall till it and dwell in it so he's again like last time he was telling

[00:18:33] the people just wave your white flag and yeah you know bow down and give up and you'll get to survive

[00:18:39] right but he's even saying that thing is saying their own land well he's saying this to the leaders

[00:18:44] right tell your kings if you all just give in to Babylon I'll let you live but and and stay in your

[00:18:52] own land and stay in your own land which you'll be a slave on your own land okay okay all right

[00:18:57] all right but you still get to live there okay got it you don't get to live in the castle of your

[00:19:01] own land anymore right you'll be out there more than working the stuff and yeah doing things yeah

[00:19:07] okay I also I think we are back at Jeremiah speaking okay because there was a bunch of end

[00:19:14] quote marks quotes within quotes within quotes like there's three sets of close quotes that's not

[00:19:20] at all confusing at all yeah okay so I think we're back to Jeremiah speaking okay I also spoke

[00:19:27] to Zedekaya king of Judah according to all these words saying bring your necks under the yoke of

[00:19:34] the king of Babylon and serve him and his people and live why will you die you and your people

[00:19:41] by the sword by the famine and by the pestilence as the Lord has spoken against the nation

[00:19:46] that will not serve the king of Babylon therefore do not listen to the words of the prophets who speak

[00:19:52] to you saying you shall not serve the king of Babylon for they prophecy a lie to you

[00:19:59] for I have sent them says the Lord yet they prophecy a lie in my name oh so he did send them

[00:20:06] so those are I'm so sorry I misread that okay I apologize and I'm glad you caught that it says

[00:20:10] for I have not sent okay I was like what okay I apologize no that would make them outright liars

[00:20:17] yeah no I was like damn that's uh no you're right you're right I apologize that that one's on me

[00:20:22] that was on me oh no for I have not sent them says the Lord okay yet they prophecy a lie in my name

[00:20:30] that I may drive you out and that you may perish you and the prophets who prophecy to you again

[00:20:35] I want to point out that Jeremiah is the one saying this yeah God is saying this to apparently only

[00:20:42] Jeremiah and a few other prophets around and about sure sure but it's a select group of people

[00:20:48] that he's saying yeah you still have to distinguish you still have to determine that you want to

[00:20:53] believe this group versus that group yes so I just want I want that to be something that just keeps

[00:20:58] being stated because which prophet do you believe don't like it's that easy to distinguish who's

[00:21:04] telling the truth because they're all ridiculous statements of gods or things are causing these

[00:21:11] things to happen with it's not ridiculous to begin with and it's not like they could just google it

[00:21:17] right yeah and you know and they can't talk to God directly right so I mean like that that whole

[00:21:22] bits out you can't do that and they couldn't watch documentaries on Netflix I mean these people

[00:21:28] they couldn't even fucking read most of them so like oh how the fuck are they supposed to know

[00:21:32] what's going on and and they're like either way I got a moment long right yeah so the

[00:21:37] fuck it matters who's in charge yeah yeah like I just keep coming back to that like do you really

[00:21:41] think that the average person gave any fucks who was in charge well I mean obviously I would say

[00:21:48] that most people would want their lives to not be an up evil well yeah but as long as they were able

[00:21:55] to take care of each other and eat and have clothes on their back the evil you don't know is

[00:22:02] always worse than the evil you do know right yeah like and somebody promising you things will

[00:22:08] be better if you just do this right like that's not always a good sell right yeah yeah also he goes on

[00:22:17] I spoke to the priest and to all these people saying thus says the Lord do not listen to the words

[00:22:23] of your prophets who prophecy to you saying behold the vessels of the Lord's house will now shortly

[00:22:29] be brought back from Babylon for they prophecy a lie to you do not listen to them serve the king

[00:22:36] of Babylon and live why should this city be laid waste cool I mean I don't know why should this

[00:22:43] city be laid waste God yeah God why I mean it's true you have like infinite power right and yet

[00:22:52] you're you're literally telling your people to just go be enslaved yeah I don't get this

[00:22:57] I don't understand it is punishment but we have had so much punishment throughout the Bible that

[00:23:03] it feels like he punishes more than he praises yeah like he does not give a fuck he's just like

[00:23:09] y'all are y'all suck I feel like killing somebody today yeah who wants to die yeah okay I mean they

[00:23:15] say I've heard you know people talk about the angry old testament God but I had no idea yeah

[00:23:21] that it was this bad like just always and constantly he is such a pissy little brine again in can

[00:23:27] and assuming God assuming God right yeah like it's just a shitty run of behavior from this dude

[00:23:34] and how he treats his people like it's unbelievable but if they are prophets and if the word of the

[00:23:40] Lord is with them let them now make intercession to the Lord of hosts that the vessels which are

[00:23:46] left in the house of the Lord and the house of the king of Judah and at Jerusalem do not go to

[00:23:52] Babylon so he's basically like let's test your gods then like when Nebuchadnezzar came before

[00:23:59] and took the majority of the things yeah but he left some right like he's like remember all that

[00:24:06] remember how there's only a few things left yeah so okay pray to your gods that they don't get

[00:24:11] picked up and stolen and taken off like test your God I kind of feel like this group of prophets that

[00:24:18] is right now being embodied by Jeremiah mm-hmm might have been in cahoots with Nebuchadnezzar

[00:24:24] right like you know like he's he's definitely propagandizing sure you know just capitulating to the

[00:24:30] Catholics right he's like just giving yeah yeah and do what he says and it'll be easy if you were a

[00:24:37] king wanting to conquer a land wouldn't it behoove you to have an inside group of people that were

[00:24:43] pitching this point of view sure course people to be easier to conquer yeah yeah like I would much

[00:24:52] rather just walk in and lay chains on them then lose my own people in fighting a bloody war right

[00:25:00] especially when think about this too these are choice lands right like I don't want to ruin all

[00:25:06] those buildings and all the the you know farmland or whatever the agriculture like there this is

[00:25:13] some decent land that's why these people settled here right so it would be so much nicer if they

[00:25:19] would just you know lay down and let me enslave them well and look at this way too if you are Jeremiah

[00:25:24] right and you can understand that the outcome of this scenario is probably going to be Nebuchadnezzar

[00:25:31] going to do these things and he knows because he's in cahuech right yeah so if he knows these

[00:25:35] things he can be a prophet easier which then secures his place in history and the religion and all

[00:25:41] these things yeah because he is able to actually prophesize the correct information which then makes

[00:25:47] him eventually right look better it's true like there's so much here that could be I think no

[00:25:54] I'm just I'm just making wild assumptions here about like what could have possibly been I think

[00:26:00] that should be a movie though would that not be an amazing movie yeah Nebuchadnezzar putting people

[00:26:08] like Jeremiah in place to push an agenda onto the people of Jerusalem to lay down their arms

[00:26:16] but we're talking you know when we're talking about a much simpler time right yeah it would have been so

[00:26:20] easy to have if you had any brains about you as a person that was going to invade this would be

[00:26:25] such an easy right way to manipulate that group of people that you're trying to attack sure and

[00:26:31] and I I don't see it as far fetched I don't even consider enough to just Jeremiah right

[00:26:37] right and that's the only reason it comes to mind really is because the way he's talking about how

[00:26:41] easily he wants to just hand his own people over to be slaves to Nebuchadnezzar right what the

[00:26:48] fuck man fight fight always fight and land fight to the end fight whatever yeah I mean I just

[00:26:57] that makes more sense to me than God no that's all that that makes way more sense to me

[00:27:01] you know politics always makes more sense than religion honestly yeah like political intrigue

[00:27:07] well and we've talked about this in the past and other things but the person who wins the

[00:27:11] person who ends up being correct gets to write the history right so if Jeremiah is correct he gets

[00:27:16] to write the history that is believed yeah so he gets to write this from his point of view yeah or

[00:27:21] or or whatever the people that supported him get to write this from his point of view yeah and

[00:27:25] therefore we only get the Jeremiah side of this we don't get to see however everything else

[00:27:29] panned out because they don't no one that didn't make it through that didn't that didn't come

[00:27:35] through so we get to hear this very one side of the fair of what is Jeremiah's take on yeah and

[00:27:40] that group of people's take on this over this this invasion from Babylon not only that but here's

[00:27:47] another thing um he might not even have been hired by or chosen by Nebuchadnezzar he might have

[00:27:54] just been trying to ingratiate him knowing that Nebuchadnezzar were coming like let me get in good

[00:27:59] graces with this guy that's coming definitely I'm gonna be a prophet for him yeah so who knows right

[00:28:07] maybe he was just like fuck these people yeah might not even been like a co-opting thing it could

[00:28:12] have been just him yeah wanting to push himself forward in this new thing that he thinks is gonna happen

[00:28:18] I mean a PC's the inevitable how many times have we seen like movies about people that will

[00:28:25] sell out their entire culture or their entire civilization their entire country like they get

[00:28:32] a better slightly better position in the the world to come exactly exactly yeah yeah I mean every

[00:28:39] alien movie every like I can't even say like every um political movie where the country one

[00:28:48] country is taken over another there's always a traitor yeah yeah who sells out his own people

[00:28:52] and this is what I'd be more inclined to think about Jeremiah than than the whole god shit thing

[00:28:56] that we're going through here yeah it's true but I'm sorry I just had to get that point of view

[00:29:01] in because that's it's been nagging at me for multiple chapters now and I get so caught up in

[00:29:08] reading it and trying to make it make sense and I get mad because it's all got got got got got

[00:29:12] that I forget to like think of alternate perspectives so I'm really glad that you said that because

[00:29:17] I wouldn't have thought of it and that makes so much more sense right right yeah yeah uh I want to read

[00:29:22] again I don't want to state that like I'm not basing that on any anything other than my own

[00:29:27] hypotheses about how this sounds to me right I want to read that story I want to see that Netflix

[00:29:33] mini series I want to watch that movie do you think how much biblical fiction you could write if you

[00:29:38] took all these stories and like there's a lot of good like if you if you turned it into like let's

[00:29:43] just take it away from the Bible but turn it into a story of just politics and geography yeah yeah

[00:29:49] you could make some really interesting stuff you could yeah for thus says the Lord of hosts concerning

[00:29:55] the pillars concerning the sea you know the capital S. C. the bathroom yeah right yeah concerning

[00:30:01] the carts concerning the remainder of the vessels that remain in this city which nebukh

[00:30:06] Kinesir king of Babylon did not take when he carried away captive jyukh anaya the son of

[00:30:12] hwakim king of juda from Jerusalem to Babylon and all the nobles of juda and Jerusalem when he took

[00:30:19] all that shit yeah and all those guys right yes thus says the Lord of hosts the god of Israel

[00:30:25] concerning the vessels that remain in the house of the lord and in the house of the king of juda

[00:30:31] and Jerusalem they shall be carried to Babylon and there shall be a there they shall be until

[00:30:39] the day that I visit them says the Lord then I will bring them up and restore them to this place

[00:30:46] so he's like here's a test if you believe your gods so much about how no no nebukh Kinesir is not

[00:30:53] going to get us then have your gods stop these last few vessels from getting stolen right and see

[00:31:00] how that goes for you right but it feels again it feels very inevitable that these things are

[00:31:07] going to happen well yeah they were meeting they were getting together as multiple

[00:31:11] countries multiple groups of people to try to figure out a way to fight against nebukh Kinesir

[00:31:16] which he was definitely knocking at the door oh yeah for sure for sure regardless of whether

[00:31:22] what Jeremiah's intentions were I don't feel like any of this is hard to actually predict that it

[00:31:27] would no no no no you're right it's just something that's definitely going to happen and would

[00:31:33] happen regardless of the scenario that that actually goes on so definitely anyway anyway that the

[00:31:40] end of the chapter that is the end of the chapter all right so that was Jeremiah chapter 27 sure

[00:31:46] as fuck was which means that we'll be back tomorrow with Jeremiah chapter 28 all right we'll see

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