Welcome back to your favorite tongue-in-cheek examination of biblical complexities—where no holy subject is off-limits, and we're cooking up another tasty episode, this time garnished with historical titbits. We're plunging into Jeremiah chapters 31 to 35 with the accuracy of a tipsy surgeon at Carnival. Fasten your seatbelts, free-thinkers; we're going on a biblical roller coaster ride.
Are you braced for a spectacle of heavenly pledges, vanished tribes, and the constant confusion of biblical chronology? Let's turn up the irreverence and plunge into the metaphysical maze with our "Jeremiah Chapters 31 - 35 Q&A" episode—where we confront challenging questions like, "Did God pen this, or were the authors just high on ancient wine?"
First on our list are the Rechabites—because nothing screams "fiesta" like a clan that renounces all the pleasurable things. It seems they bagged a lifetime ticket to God's eternal party while King David was left hanging on the bouncer's "we'll see" list. We dissect the intricacies of these covenants, or as we prefer to call them, divine pinky promises, and why being a wanderer was the prehistoric equivalent of being a spoiled rich kid.
Next, we grapple with the Septuagint and why it's like the knock-off version of your beloved film—yes, it's the same story, but why does Hercules look like he's been on a pasta binge? We're plunging into the book order mayhem, where the Hebrew Bible engages in a round of "scroll swap" with the Septuagint, and everyone's too intoxicated on divine spirit to locate their places.
Hang on to your ancient manuscripts, because we're also unraveling the explosive love-hate bond between the Septuagint and nascent Christianity. Imagine discovering your spiritual foundation is merely a hand-me-down narrative that the original believers discarded like last season's footwear. Oh, and St. Jerome? He's the DJ who decided Hebrew was the trendsetter, much to St. Augustine's dismay.
Lastly, we'll visit the vibrant, bead-throwing, king-cake-gobbling madness that is Mardi Gras. It's like the biblical scholars' after-hours event—where you swap your scrolls for processions and your hymns for street parties. Discover why Shrove Tuesday is more than just a reason to hoard pancakes and how Lent is essentially a 40-day detox.
So, pop in your earbuds and get ready for a pagan's history class on "Jeremiah Chapters 31 - 35 Q&A," the podcast episode that'll have you toasting to dubious divine contracts and appreciating that at least your life's plot isn't as muddled the Bible's index.
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[00:01:23] queuing in A&E today? We are queuing two things. Okay. The first Q is I wanted to
[00:01:31] learn a little bit more about the rest ofites and if they are Levites, like
[00:01:36] what the fuck is that about? Sure. So that's like on a small scale so that one's
[00:01:40] gonna be like... short, quick, yeah whatever. Okay. Here's a few facts about
[00:01:45] Resbud. Yeah. Okay. Sounds good. On the the bigger end of the spectrum what's
[00:01:50] gonna take us a little time because this one's kind of interesting is the why
[00:01:56] the fuck are the books in different orders? Oh see I was I've been pushing this all
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[00:02:05] is just the intro so I'm not getting into it. Right. I will tell you that the answer
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[00:04:39] all right so first we're gonna talk about those recipes okay yeah and I'm
[00:04:49] absolutely 100% positive that I am saying it wrong and that's okay because I am
[00:04:55] neither a scholar nor an academic so when you do research you don't research on
[00:04:59] the pronunciation um no usually not it just doesn't occur to me it's not like I'm
[00:05:05] actively avoiding it is because research is done silently yeah as I'm reading I was just
[00:05:11] asking you know I didn't only the only time that I actively do pronunciations is in my
[00:05:17] um studying of the Latin language yeah and I will listen to words over and over and over again
[00:05:22] got it yeah but just for like actual research I'm just silently reading got it so no I probably
[00:05:29] should look it up but I honestly almost don't care and that's probably bad so I probably shouldn't
[00:05:35] have said that but what is true do you care how I pronounce it I mean ultimately know as long
[00:05:41] as you know we learn about it it's still basically the same thing so right it's just I mean are
[00:05:47] we ever coming back to these recipes I don't think so yeah I don't know based on my research
[00:05:51] I don't think so okay so let's talk about them guys a little bit sure so remember God promised
[00:05:57] them um that they shall not want a man to stand before me forever right right yeah um you know
[00:06:04] they're gonna be always good in his eyes no matter what forever and ever and ever right yeah that's
[00:06:11] interpreted by Jewish scholars to mean that they shall become scribes and members of the San
[00:06:16] Hadron and I know we talked about the San Hadron before I don't really remember what it is yeah
[00:06:22] yeah group of like people right make decisiony things okay I think we're not there yet
[00:06:28] okay why I'm like we'll talk about them yeah sounds familiar I just don't know exactly
[00:06:32] right yeah they're just they're they're smarties I also think it has to do with like kabbala stuff
[00:06:38] okay like they're just um a conference of old guys that sit around the table and a conference
[00:06:47] table and make decisions about things that's my impression of what the San Hadron is got it
[00:06:53] okay so the the Rechovites you should be aware did actually become scribes okay oh okay that was
[00:07:01] apparently mentioned in first chronicles which I don't remember I I don't either but I also
[00:07:07] didn't give a shit about the Rechovites nights mites and I might have just forgotten okay yeah so
[00:07:14] or not forgotten so much as didn't care to pay attention got it because sometimes that happens
[00:07:19] to me I forget to pay attention so anyway um they did indeed become scribes and they did indeed go on
[00:07:27] to sit with the San Hadron so just to be clear I did look it up here real quick just to make sure
[00:07:33] the San Hadron was actually a Jewish court system with both legislative and judicial powers okay
[00:07:39] there was two there was a great San Hadron and a lesser San Hadron etc etc etc okay so it wasn't far
[00:07:45] off I just wasn't totally correct right right maybe they played a crucial role in interpreting
[00:07:50] religious law overseeing religious practice and handling some of the political influence and stuff
[00:07:54] like that good on you yeah right you know we're here I might as well look it up you know sure sure
[00:07:59] I appreciate that yeah again not really practical to what we're doing today but I were mentioning
[00:08:05] it so I thought I'd throw it out there good on you this is a Q&A after all that's right right
[00:08:09] and I had a Q so I felt I'd ate it way to go A all right so it had been observed that God's
[00:08:17] covenant with the Reshabites or I'm sorry it has been observed by scholars and stuff that God's
[00:08:24] covenant with the Reshabites was superior to the covenant that God made with David and let me explain
[00:08:31] why let me explain why okay yeah because David's um covenant was conditional according to Psalms
[00:08:40] okay yeah it depended upon things yeah while God's um covenant with the Reshabites was without
[00:08:48] reservation he's like period the end y'all are good forever that's the end of the sentence
[00:08:54] the fuck yeah what the fuck is that all about that's about when men write down sentences they don't
[00:09:01] necessarily plan ahead for the repercussions and compare this sentence to a sentence in a different
[00:09:07] place yeah that's what that's about okay um scholars do agree that the Reshabites
[00:09:13] represented a reaction against canonitis civilization okay so basically the the idolatry and stuff
[00:09:22] that was going on in Israel at that time yes yes um in the wilderness the religion of Yahweh was the
[00:09:29] religion of a simple nomadic people devoid of all of that ritual and um you know all the all the
[00:09:39] weird things that they were doing yeah okay and there was greater wealth in the cities of canon
[00:09:45] and all of that came together to make um the the canonites very um just active and impressive
[00:09:54] and all of that and so um they just wanted to shun that and they were like bitch bye right got it okay
[00:10:00] so that answers that question kind of some sure sure they went on to do stuff and then disappeared
[00:10:06] into history right right yeah okay so now let's move on to the better question okay why the fuck is
[00:10:15] the Samhedrin it not the Samhedrin the Septuagint both are with us why the fuck is the Septuagint
[00:10:25] in a different order particularly we notice this in Jeremiah yeah from the bible that we are reading
[00:10:31] right that's the question that you had that you kept bothering me about well it only because
[00:10:36] you kept mentioning it so like it wasn't it wouldn't have been relevant to me or I wouldn't
[00:10:40] have really even cared if you hadn't mentioned it so often so I was like well I need to know why
[00:10:46] so okay there's several different answers and I'm gonna go through some history okay and some of
[00:10:52] the history may have you kind of looking at me like how the fuck is that relevant right because I do
[00:10:58] that yeah you also look at me like that's interesting but it's not related to this could you stick
[00:11:05] on subject yes and I'm gonna tell you all of this is on subject okay it's all related so just
[00:11:11] stick around for the ride okay yeah so the order of the books in our Old Testament has been changed
[00:11:18] from the order in the three volume Hebrew Bible okay and the three volume Hebrew Bible consists
[00:11:26] of the Torah which is the law the Nevam which is the prophets okay and then the Katoovum which is
[00:11:33] the writings got it okay so those are the three sections and we have all of those just in a different
[00:11:39] order in our book okay that's already different from how it's left the Hebrew Bible versus what
[00:11:47] we're reading right okay yeah and that's before we even get into the Septuagint okay sure so
[00:11:54] you following me I'm following you okay now the Septuagint is sometimes here's where we go off a little
[00:11:59] bit okay the Septuagint is sometimes referred to as the Greek Old Testament which that's how I often
[00:12:07] reference it that's the Greek translation yeah as opposed to the Volgate which is the Latin
[00:12:12] translation sure okay it's the Septuagint is also referred to as the translation of the 70
[00:12:20] and the 70 has to do with the number of translators that it had and that's where the word
[00:12:27] Septuagint actually comes from oh yeah and so when they abbreviated they abbreviated as Lxx
[00:12:36] which stands that's 70 right so that's how they do okay so which is interesting because those are
[00:12:43] Roman numbers if I'm not mistaken yeah so we've got a Roman numerology abbreviation for a Greek
[00:12:52] translation of a book that was originally written in Hebrew well cultures of Greek and Roman were
[00:12:58] pretty similar right so their numbering system might have been the same numbering system whatever I
[00:13:02] don't know I'm speaking out of my ass right now but I mean I don't believe so but I could be mistaken
[00:13:08] okay if not I do know that the Romans took over and changed it right right for that matter you
[00:13:14] could say wasn't that very similar to Latin because you know they're all very intermingled sure
[00:13:23] but but be that as it may 70 translators Lxx okay those are all the same okay yeah it is the
[00:13:31] earliest Greek translation of the Hebrew Bible from the original Hebrew okay the full Greek title
[00:13:39] derives from the story recorded in the letter of eris deus to the Locrates so these are some
[00:13:47] Greek dudes okay that quote the laws of the Jews were translated into the Greek language at
[00:13:56] the request of tolami the second Philadelphia's who was the Greek Pharaoh of Egypt in 285 to 247 BCE
[00:14:08] the Greek Pharaoh I didn't know they have that's why I was like whoa the hell right there was a
[00:14:14] Greek Pharaoh of Egypt interesting yeah like I would love to study some yeah no that's that's a whole
[00:14:21] other history yeah that's Greek history you mean in that what I said no you said Egyptian oh well I
[00:14:28] mean he was the Greek Pharaoh of hold on what did I say no hold on he was he's the Greek Pharaoh
[00:14:39] of Egypt that's what I said that's why I said Greek Pharaoh of Egypt and that's why I said Egyptian
[00:14:45] history and so he was Greek but he was the Pharaoh of Egypt during those years that I mentioned during
[00:14:54] those years that you mentioned yes okay and he requested according to these two Greek dudes can I
[00:15:00] please have a translation what is it Greek to doing being Pharaoh of Egypt that's why I said I would
[00:15:06] be interested in studying some Egyptian history and you corrected me and we're like no Greece and
[00:15:12] I'm like no the guy was from Greece but he was basically the king of Egypt okay all right right
[00:15:19] yeah that's cool it's interesting yeah okay so you can see where I'm like the answer might be
[00:15:24] boring but we are studying some interesting things along the way yeah okay so I hear the whole time
[00:15:31] I like I always just assume that the Greek Septuagint was like done in Greece but no it's probably
[00:15:36] done in Egypt apparently maybe maybe right so anyway this Greek king of Egypt was like can I please
[00:15:46] have a translation according to these two guys and so 72 Hebrew translators were brought in six from
[00:15:55] each of the 12 tribes of Israel okay we're gonna get into that in a minute because I'm sorry who
[00:16:01] what and they just brought them in sure okay the translators were sent from Jerusalem to Alexandria
[00:16:09] to translate the Tanakh from the biblical Hebrew into Coen Greek which is that ancient Greek stuff
[00:16:16] okay yeah for inclusion in the Tullamy's library so he just wanted it for his library got it okay
[00:16:24] biblical scholars agree that the first five books of the Hebrew Bible which is the Torah the law
[00:16:29] yeah um the Pentateuch if you will were translated from biblical Hebrew into Coen Greeks
[00:16:37] by Jews living in this Tullamaic kingdom okay so in Egypt Jews living in Egypt got it okay probably
[00:16:48] in the earlier middle part of the third century BCE got it okay following me I'm following so far
[00:16:55] yeah okay because you keep looking confused no I'm just trying to fall I'm trying to keep tracking
[00:16:59] my head here so okay every time I say this Greek king of Egypt your face twist like
[00:17:05] oh so much yeah I know I know I'm pretty much done with him though but I gotta say it one more time
[00:17:10] Greek king of Egypt this Tullamy this Pharaoh right crazy okay the remaining books were likely
[00:17:18] translated in the second century BCE but that's a different story okay yeah some Targooms which I
[00:17:26] will tell you what that is in a minute translating or paraphrasing the Bible into Aramaic we're also
[00:17:33] made during the second temple period okay so what the fuck is a Targoom you ask me right yeah sure
[00:17:41] okay a Targoom was an originally spoken translation of the Hebrew Bible also called the Tenak
[00:17:49] that a professional translator would give in the common language of the listeners so it was basically
[00:17:56] like a guide would read the Bible and then um translated out loud telling the people that were
[00:18:03] listening like if you know if the book is in Greek or whatever and these people are um you know
[00:18:12] not Greek right whatever the language yeah yeah and so that they could hear it yeah this had become
[00:18:18] necessary near the end of the first century BCE BCE sorry I got stuck there as the common
[00:18:25] language was Aramaic and by then Hebrew was used for a little more than schooling and worship got
[00:18:32] it okay so um a lot of times these Targooms were not just translations like as this person was
[00:18:39] standing before a crowd it was also um they would become sermons got it so you know there were
[00:18:47] a lot of people listening and then probably writing shit down in their own languages too right because
[00:18:55] they would you know be hearing this stuff and we have found like so many little bits and pieces
[00:19:00] that don't all fit together okay of stuff okay sure obviously not everybody in a crowd was listening
[00:19:05] I'm just saying right okay yeah few people could speak and even fewer could read in the Hebrew language
[00:19:12] during the second temple period Greek and Aramaic were the most widely spoken languages at that time
[00:19:18] among the Jewish community the Septuagint therefore fulfilled this need okay now the accuracy of
[00:19:27] the statement by Philo of Alexandria regarding the 12 tribes of Israel that I mentioned we were
[00:19:34] going to get back to yeah is extremely dubious okay it implies that the 12 tribes were still in
[00:19:41] existence during King Talaamese reign which hello is not true yeah and it also assumes that the
[00:19:49] 10 lost tribes of the 12 tribes had not just been forcibly resettled by a Syria almost 500 years
[00:19:56] previously got it right yeah so a little bit of question there like the 12 tribes okay right sure
[00:20:04] later rabbinic tradition considered the cre the Greek translation as a distortion of sacred text
[00:20:12] an unsuitable for use in the synagogue okay they were like this is Greek and it's not right get
[00:20:20] it out of here got it okay yeah according to these names are hard okay according to Aristobulus
[00:20:30] of Alexandria yeah portions of the law which will be the first five books they were translated from
[00:20:38] Hebrew into Greek long before the well-known Septuagint version okay okay he stated that Plato and
[00:20:47] Pythagoras knew the Jewish law and borrowed from it okay okay so who knows when and what got it
[00:20:55] as usual history is a mystery right it is unclear to what extent Alexandrian Jews accepted the
[00:21:03] authority of the Septuagint manuscripts of the Septuagint have been found among the Dead Sea Scrolls
[00:21:11] and were thought to have been in use among various Jewish sets at the time got it okay interesting
[00:21:19] it is several factors led most Jews to abandon the Septuagint around the second century BC
[00:21:27] or I'm sorry the second century CE okay sorry common area yeah the earliest Gentile Christians
[00:21:34] used the Septuagint out of necessity since it was the only Greek version of the bible and most
[00:21:41] if not all of these early non-Jewish Christians could not read Hebrew got it so they only used
[00:21:47] it very begrudgingly because they couldn't fucking read anything else sure so that's interesting
[00:21:53] that early Christianity was based on something that the Jewish folks in 200 CE pretty much just
[00:22:00] abandoned yeah right that's cute right like oh Christians you're so adorable when you started
[00:22:06] giving ways or splitting ways way back then yeah yeah and they were like we're just gonna steal some
[00:22:13] of this and we're gonna steal some of that and yeah right they were always up to no good the association
[00:22:21] of the Septuagint with a rival religion may have made it suspect in the eyes of the newer generation
[00:22:27] of Jews and Jewish scholars so that might have been why they were abandoning the Septuagint yeah as
[00:22:34] the new e Christians picked it up the Jews were like they did distance themselves so they're like no
[00:22:40] this isn't the true form so yeah we're going to stick with the Hebrew things yeah Jews instead
[00:22:46] used Hebrew or Aramaic Targoo manuscripts okay see what I said they were writing some of those
[00:22:53] yeah those speeches and sermons down right later compiled by the misorites and authoritative
[00:23:01] Aramaic translations okay okay so there's all that okay sure the early Christian church used the Greek
[00:23:09] text as we said since Greek was the commonly used languages language of the eastern parts
[00:23:16] of the Roman Empire at that time okay and the language of the Greco Roman church more importantly sure
[00:23:23] even though like the Romans were there they were still speaking Greek right so while Aramaic
[00:23:30] was the language of the Syriac Christianity okay Syria Syriac yeah the relationship between
[00:23:40] I'm having a really hard time so I apologize when I stumble over my words it's not all just because
[00:23:46] I can't pronounce stuff it's also because my stutter is getting worse sometimes right now today
[00:23:51] just then okay the relationship between the apostles use of the apostles being Matthew Mark
[00:23:59] Luke John and all those other discipling guys of Jesus that we haven't got to yet sure so the
[00:24:04] relationship between those guys use of the septuogen and the Hebrew text is very complicated okay although
[00:24:13] the septuogen seems to have been a major source for the apostles it's not the only one oh yeah okay
[00:24:21] they used several different versions of bibles as they found convenient that's the word I was looking
[00:24:32] for yeah so Saint Jerome you familiar with that guy I am not okay so my first introduction to Saint
[00:24:40] Jerome was in the original movie Ghostbusters when in the very beginning and they come into the library
[00:24:46] and they're questioning the librarian and they're like is anybody in your family crazy
[00:24:52] and she says my uncle thought he was Saint Jerome definitely seconds before
[00:24:59] Bill Murray asked are you Alice menstruating which is terribly sexist no longer appropriate
[00:25:08] all right but I am from a previous time when that was still funny sure and I'm slow to grow
[00:25:14] right okay so Saint Jerome offered several examples of verses found in Hebrew texts but not
[00:25:21] in the septuogen so he was pointing out differences even back then okay the new testament writers
[00:25:29] freely use the Greek translations as we just said when citing the Jewish scriptures or quoting
[00:25:34] Jesus doing so implying that Jesus his apostles and their followers considered it somewhat reliable
[00:25:43] okay since they quoted from it yeah in the early Christian church the presumption that the
[00:25:49] septuogen was translated by Jews before the time of Christ and that it lends itself more to a
[00:25:56] Christological interpretation than second century Hebrew texts in certain places was taken as
[00:26:03] evidence that Jews had changed the Hebrew text in a way that made it less Christological interesting
[00:26:11] because the early Christians were like this is the one but the the Jewish folks were like
[00:26:17] this isn't the one because fuck them Christians pick it and then later they're like wait no the
[00:26:23] Jewish people were right that one's more correct with what we want so we're gonna make that one the one
[00:26:28] yeah exactly really weird it just goes to show that you can trust Christians just kidding just kidding
[00:26:36] that's not what that proves it just goes to show that people are fickle and they will always choose
[00:26:44] the most convenient path yeah yeah Saint Jerome broke with church tradition translating most of the
[00:26:51] old testament of his vulgate from Hebrew rather than from Greek so he is the Hebrew to create the
[00:27:00] vulgate gotcha that's who Saint Jerome was he wrote the vulgate the Latin version right okay yeah his
[00:27:05] choice was sharply criticized by Augustine Saint Augustine his contemporary right okay okay and
[00:27:12] Saint Augustine was like not impressed he was like you don't fucked up you piece of shit in
[00:27:20] Saint Jerome's like what right although Jerome argued for the superiority of the Hebrew text
[00:27:28] in correcting the septo agent on filial illogical and theological grounds because he was accused of
[00:27:35] heresy he also acknowledged the septo agent texts okay he's like well I don't want to die over it or
[00:27:43] anything right fine the septo agents is fine whatever sure but that didn't stop him from going ahead
[00:27:49] and translating it into Latin anyway right acceptance of Jerome's version increased and it displaced
[00:27:57] the septo agents old Latin translations okay modern scholarship holds that the septo agent was written
[00:28:05] from the third through the first centuries BCE because rumor wasn't like they sat down and
[00:28:11] just wrote it all at once great okay so it was over the course of a couple centuries that it was
[00:28:16] all pieced together yeah but nearly all attempts at dating specific books except for the Pentateuch
[00:28:24] which was definitely written early to mid third century BCE so except for those all the rest
[00:28:31] dating all of them are extremely tentative you know what really strikes me here is that even Jesus
[00:28:36] and his disciples know that stuff right they were relying on translations and maybe not the best
[00:28:44] translations at that right exactly and treating them as though they were you know quote unquote the gospel
[00:28:50] right yeah so I mean like there's there's even questions if if you are to believe in God there's
[00:28:56] even questions of legitimacy of translation even back during Jesus's time right like what was Jesus
[00:29:03] reading again now right oh you know various translations of the same Bible depending on whichever one
[00:29:09] made it into his library that day and fit his needs yeah that's very interesting yeah I had no idea
[00:29:17] like I'm just like what there's a Bible at the end right like I just didn't know there was like no
[00:29:21] there's really not there's really just not like the Bible I knew there was a lot of Bibles but I didn't
[00:29:27] know like what all the histories were exactly yeah and I this is a very juvenile elementary
[00:29:35] description of what happened sure okay yeah this is so cursory there's so much more than this right and
[00:29:41] I'm definitely watering this down for myself not our listeners okay so the differences between
[00:29:48] the septuogen and the other versions fall into four main categories okay first of all there's a different
[00:29:56] there were different Hebrew sources okay which you know um which source are you translating
[00:30:04] sure so there's that yeah okay the second one is there were differences in interpretation
[00:30:10] which that makes sense right still are yeah yeah okay the third one is there was differences in I'm
[00:30:16] sorry there were differences as a result of idiomatic translation issues so idioms did not translate well
[00:30:25] idioms are turns of phrase okay like if we were to say okay here's a really good example
[00:30:32] in modern day times when I was in high school learning Spanish um we were learning a phrase
[00:30:40] and when we got to the word blue jeans it was just blue jeans like there was no translation for it
[00:30:48] yeah so and that's not an idiom per se that's just a phrase but it's an example even today
[00:30:55] shit does not always translate right you know it just doesn't so like if we were going to translate the
[00:31:02] word hot dog um that does not translate into other languages it would be frankfurter or weiner
[00:31:11] or you know what I mean some other word yeah yeah and they would not necessarily grasp if we said
[00:31:17] hot dog what the fuck we're talking about yeah I really eat hot dogs back then exactly and it
[00:31:21] would not translate right so and that's that's the example I always give yeah because it's just so
[00:31:27] obvious to me right especially when you've got people that call them conies in other parts of the
[00:31:31] country I mean we call them that here sometimes yeah conie dial line and gold stars yeah and they
[00:31:36] call them conies yeah yeah what's in there's another word for hot dogs too yeah I brought um I mean
[00:31:43] they're not really hot dogs but those are sausage right yeah but still yeah no there's another word
[00:31:48] that I'm trying to think of that doesn't matter at all whatsoever and I'll think of it like at
[00:31:52] three o'clock in the morning sure so anyway so idioms didn't translate okay uh-huh and then there
[00:31:57] then there was the fourth one transmission changes in Hebrew or Greek meaning revisions um
[00:32:05] recentions which means we times that things were rescinded right right right and copying errors
[00:32:12] right so I've read about some of the copying errors when I read a book by Bart Erman when he talks
[00:32:17] a lot about copying errors yes it's very interesting actually yeah so there's a lot of that stuff
[00:32:24] happening that you know that's before we even get into the actual order of the books okay
[00:32:30] yeah that's talking about how the septuogen differs from other texts right okay so one of the main
[00:32:37] challenges based by translators during their work emanated from the need to implement appropriate
[00:32:44] Greek forms for various out of use terms used in the Hebrew Bible okay so um for example I'm
[00:32:53] trying to learn Latin and there are ways that the words are structured that do not exist in English
[00:33:03] for example um if we say two girls or two boys the number two doesn't change right
[00:33:11] two no matter what it's always just two sure okay um in uh Latin the number will actually change
[00:33:20] based on the gender of the items that you're discussing okay right and so you kind of have to
[00:33:28] know that ahead of time yeah so that that's just one example of shit don't always translate well
[00:33:35] right okay yeah and so they had to create oh another Latin example this one's even better um
[00:33:41] we're learning cities one of them is nobum ebbarakum that's new york which did not fucking exist
[00:33:49] in the time that latin came around so we had to create that why did we create it
[00:33:56] why don't we can speak latin but like why didn't why wouldn't you just say new york
[00:34:00] because um different countries say new york differently different languages refer to new york
[00:34:09] in different ways like in spanish it's newweva york something i forget so to to create a word in
[00:34:17] Latin we all agree that in Latin this is how you say it period the end so that's another thing okay
[00:34:24] yeah so i mean it makes sense i suppose well if you are trying to speak latin and you've got a
[00:34:31] Spanish speaking person trying to speak latin and you don't know that how he says new york is different
[00:34:37] from how you say new york right right y'all are saying different things right so it makes sense
[00:34:43] i promise okay yeah all right just trust me on this sure all right so modern Hebrew Bibles have
[00:34:51] 36 total books okay okay the books of and we have covered this before the books of Samuel,
[00:34:58] kings and chronicles are considered one book each not two right we later on they were
[00:35:05] put in half because they were too long yeah and here's the thing the Protestant Bible of course
[00:35:10] divides Samuel kings and chronicles into two books following the septuagents method right why did
[00:35:15] the septuagent um separate them right that's a good question sure i mean we follow that model but why
[00:35:23] why did they do that right the reason that the septuagent divided these three books into
[00:35:29] halves for a total of six instead of three yeah was for very practical reasons they could not fit
[00:35:36] all of them onto one scroll oh yeah okay the Hebrew text does not contain vowels like you know even
[00:35:44] you could see that in the word Yahweh there's no vowels in that word right right um thus it was much
[00:35:50] shorter than the Greek text so the entire book could easily be put onto one scroll in Hebrew but then
[00:35:56] when they translated it over to um the Greek right they had to cut it in half okay all the long books
[00:36:04] became two instead of one got it that makes perfect sense i didn't know that i just knew like
[00:36:09] it's probably too long so they cut it in half i didn't know it was literally physically too long right
[00:36:16] all right so the grouping of the books now here we go we're getting into the meat of it okay
[00:36:22] is according to their literary character okay so the Hebrew Bible divides the scripture into three
[00:36:29] divisions the law the prophets and the writings the Torah the nebum and the cathubulem or the tannok
[00:36:38] if we're referring to it as a whole the entire collection is the tannok got it okay some of the
[00:36:44] books of history which are the Joshua through kings bits yeah are called books of prophecy first
[00:36:51] the historical event is recorded and then the divine explanation is given so those bits are separated
[00:36:59] because they they put those bits together okay whereas you know other
[00:37:06] bibles don't because they're they're not you know what i mean not exactly but so um the we the bible that
[00:37:17] we read puts these prophecy pieces as part of the history pieces oh okay so the bible has moved
[00:37:26] the current bible that we read has moved them from the prophets where they might normally be
[00:37:33] and stuck them in the history section okay does that make sense so they would have been like you're saying
[00:37:39] that the the part that we're reading now with regard to germaya would have been in with like the king
[00:37:46] chronicles and all that kind of stuff oh yeah okay yeah maybe that's what i was not following i didn't
[00:37:53] really place what you're getting at exactly but that makes sense because that's something that we have
[00:37:57] commented on yeah like this makes why are we doing this twice three times three times now because
[00:38:04] we did that with going from kings to chronicles it's like wait we already read this this bullshit
[00:38:09] yeah and now we're reading all of these other guys and they're covering the same fucking ground again
[00:38:15] right yeah that's that's why right um it's only a modern times that the books have been placed
[00:38:21] in a consistent order modern times being like the last several centuries okay the reason has to do
[00:38:27] with the invention of printing the printing press pretty much made it solid once they yeah they're like
[00:38:33] well this is the way it is now forever yep once the old testament began to be printed the order
[00:38:38] of the books became pretty standardized got it so it's it's in ink now can never be changed
[00:38:44] can't be changed yeah right the order of the books for the old testament in the english bible is
[00:38:49] derived from the Latin vulgate okay so it's different it was the standard translation for western
[00:38:57] Christianity for a thousand years wow yeah in the old testament the Greek translation of the Hebrew
[00:39:04] Old Testament the Septoagent is usually seen as the basis of the order of the books which are found
[00:39:11] in the vulgate yet the manuscripts of the Septoagent have much variation in them okay okay so they
[00:39:19] took a mess and mixed it up and then mixed it up some more when they translated it got it so everything's
[00:39:26] a mess got it yeah sure everything's a mess that's the end of like no that's not the end of this
[00:39:32] I'm just saying at the end of it that's basically what we're gonna get to is that everything's a mess
[00:39:36] yeah all right okay the Hebrew and Greek manuscripts of the old testament usually have the same
[00:39:42] order for the first five books of Moses and for the four books of the prophets you know um
[00:39:49] the the prophets sure right okay um they go by history Joshua Judges Samuel and Kings okay which
[00:39:58] comes after the books of Moses okay yeah yet this was not always the case and this is still not
[00:40:06] always the case for example the Syriac Peshita Peshita Peshita and ancient translation of the old
[00:40:15] testament has the book of Job between the books of Moses and the book of Joshua hmm so I mean
[00:40:22] shit has always been in a different order yeah I mean that one could go in anywhere it's just a story
[00:40:26] you know but it's considered a history right okay yeah this occurred because it was believed to get
[00:40:32] this it was believed that Moses wrote the book of Job oh right okay the fuck right how could that even be
[00:40:41] yeah I don't know yeah I'm gonna put a hard no on that okay regarding the remaining books of the
[00:40:48] Hebrew scriptures the Hebrew order is different from the Greek order which we know no shit right
[00:40:54] the Hebrew order consists of the law the prophets and writings okay the law the prophets the writings
[00:41:01] okay while the Greek order has the law the history the poetry and the prophets okay and that's
[00:41:09] the way we read it English versions have followed the Greek order of the books through the Latin
[00:41:15] rather than the Hebrew order okay and that's why the books that we're reading are in a different order
[00:41:22] from the Septuagint right but it still doesn't explain why the chapter is messed up inside the chapter
[00:41:29] inside the book like you explained why the books were out of order that basically is the same thing
[00:41:36] just on a more pointed scale okay it it answers all of it it's because it was all a mess got it so
[00:41:44] basically they didn't know what the fuck they were doing everything screwed up and now it's in ink
[00:41:49] now yeah and now it's set in stone no what's really funny is that like when things were written as
[00:41:55] in stone you could still change it right it's not written in stone but could you imagine changing
[00:42:01] anything like that today it would cause so much or an uproar wouldn't you right yeah yeah I just
[00:42:08] find that like really is that the correct use of the word ironic you'd have churches splitting
[00:42:13] in part from each other you'd have a kind of shit happening yeah how dare you put Joe by Moses
[00:42:20] right what the fuck yeah yeah I mean I don't really give a shit it doesn't impact me
[00:42:25] no no and probably it doesn't really impact them either probably just you know something to fight
[00:42:29] about is like yeah somebody's gonna get upset about stuff so yeah yeah so that was that was basically
[00:42:35] the explanation then that was basically the explanation see okay what did I say the answer was
[00:42:41] a lot more boring than you think it would be but the history was really interesting right
[00:42:45] getting there yeah see excited and bored at the same time yeah yeah I could tell from your face
[00:42:51] you were bored through some of it I was I wasn't a little bit but I can't hide those things
[00:42:56] right no you cannot you start budgeting and you're like are we done yet anyway I'm sorry I was
[00:43:05] bored that's okay somebody found this interesting and it was it was me and I'm willing to bet
[00:43:11] one other was I was definitely interested in a lot of it mm-hmm just at the end there was like
[00:43:15] yeah they moved stuff around and I was like whatever I know they moved stuff around but some of
[00:43:20] it was interesting yeah all right well that was our Q&A for today it was and uh that means that
[00:43:28] we're gonna be back tomorrow I think on Sunday which is Easter happy Easter mother fuckers
[00:43:34] and I think we're planning on doing a special patreon episode on I think we're gonna maybe talk
[00:43:40] about went yeah because we don't know that our Sundays fall why we obviously Easter always fall
[00:43:45] on a Sunday but like you know we kind of we should make it relevant right I think we've talked
[00:43:50] about Easter before right but I don't think that we've covered lent right still not really familiar
[00:43:57] with when you brought up earlier fat Tuesday I never even heard of it like what the fuck is a fat
[00:44:01] Tuesday like it's Maddie grunt I'm like you're like no you're not a Maddie grunt you go Marty grunt is not
[00:44:06] anything to do with that and I was like I'm pretty sure it is I didn't know and it turns out I was
[00:44:11] right you should yeah you were right yeah yeah but I am a little bit interested in finding that a
[00:44:16] little bit more about all that only vaguely though I tell way too much history yeah when I get
[00:44:23] support you know I'll shut down so you do you do all right guys that was our Q&A we will be back
[00:44:29] tomorrow with a Patreon and then I'll get the weekly wrap up out and then we'll be back on Monday
[00:44:37] with Jeremiah chapter 36 all right we'll see you then bye thanks patreon yeah
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