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Micah Chapter 3: Cannibalistic Allegories and Prophetic Confusion
Join Husband and Wife as they dive into the perplexing world of Micah Chapter 3 in this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse. Battling through the chaos of holiday sickness, they return with their signature humor and skepticism to tackle the vivid imagery and contradictions within the text. From the symbolic cannibalism to the enigma of false prophets, this episode is a rollercoaster of biblical critique and candid banter.
Here's what we're unpacking:
1. Cannibalistic Allegories: Delve into the shocking imagery of cannibalism in Micah's condemnation and its symbolic interpretation.
2. The Prophet Conundrum: Explore the persistent question of discerning true prophets from false ones, and how this reflects in today's multitude of religious interpretations.
3. Literal vs. Symbolic Interpretations: Discuss the dangers of taking biblical texts literally, especially when it leads to absurd beliefs and societal misconceptions.
4. Historical Echoes: Discover how Micah's words were invoked a century later to spare the life of Jeremiah, showcasing the lasting impact of prophetic messages.
Whether you're here for the biblical critique or the candid banter, this episode offers a thought-provoking and entertaining exploration of Micah's tale. For more content, visit our website: SACRILEGIOUSDISCOURSE.COM and join our Discord community for live episodes every Wednesday: https://discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC
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[00:01:33] Wife!
[00:01:34] Do you know where we are and how the hell we got here?
[00:01:38] Well, we are a bit behind this week because of holiday sicknesses and all kinds of things.
[00:01:43] We keep having the best of intentions of doing episodes, but we never get to them.
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[00:02:00] Just this month has been like kind of crap for us.
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[00:02:04] It is.
[00:02:04] I think we get a pass in December, right?
[00:02:06] We get a pass in December.
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[00:02:12] And the last time we were reading, we were reading Micah chapter 2.
[00:02:15] That is correct.
[00:02:17] Yes.
[00:02:17] My good sir.
[00:02:18] And in that chapter, Micah was condemning the wealthy and the powerful.
[00:02:23] And he was like, yo, you guys suck.
[00:02:26] And we were like, that's kind of cool.
[00:02:28] Because, you know, bringing the lower class up is always something that we've kind of liked,
[00:02:37] you know, in life itself and in the world itself.
[00:02:41] Yeah.
[00:02:41] And it's nice to see it reflected in the Bible.
[00:02:44] Mm-hmm.
[00:02:44] Um, but there was the bit where he was condemning the other prophets and we were like, whoa, hold
[00:02:49] on a second now.
[00:02:50] How are these people supposed to know the difference?
[00:02:53] Like this is another argument we've had throughout the Bible.
[00:02:55] Yeah.
[00:02:55] How are they supposed to know which fucking prophet to listen to?
[00:02:58] Right.
[00:02:59] Which prophet.
[00:02:59] It's never clear.
[00:03:00] Like God does not make them glow or something like, you'll know the ones because they will
[00:03:06] glow.
[00:03:06] Right.
[00:03:06] The other ones are totally false.
[00:03:08] Don't listen to those fuckers.
[00:03:09] There is no like indication that this is the correct prophet.
[00:03:12] You just have to apparently be right.
[00:03:14] And to me it's a lot like the multitude of choices between different churches that we have today.
[00:03:20] Right.
[00:03:20] Like how the fuck is anyone supposed to know that their version of God is the correct version
[00:03:25] of God?
[00:03:26] You're just supposed to pick and know.
[00:03:27] It's not like God's coming down and telling people.
[00:03:29] Nope.
[00:03:30] You just have to believe the people that taught you that it was the right thing.
[00:03:33] Whichever ones.
[00:03:34] And that seems like bullshit to me.
[00:03:36] Just get lucky and be born in the right place.
[00:03:38] Anyway, bullshit aside, we just got done with Micah chapter two.
[00:03:41] Mm-hmm.
[00:03:42] And that means that today we're getting into...
[00:03:44] Micah chapter three.
[00:03:46] All right, let's do this.
[00:03:55] And to Micah chapter three.
[00:03:57] Okay.
[00:03:59] Did you like my, let us go, my matronly voice?
[00:04:03] I, yeah, yeah, it was great.
[00:04:04] I don't know why I did it.
[00:04:05] I don't either.
[00:04:06] I never know half the reasons that you do the things you do sometimes.
[00:04:10] Well, I never know either.
[00:04:11] Like, it's as much a surprise to me as it is to you.
[00:04:14] Every episode is like, it's just like, what are we going to get from wife today?
[00:04:18] It's true.
[00:04:19] Yeah.
[00:04:19] And I'm always like, what am I, what, what's going to come out of my mouth?
[00:04:22] I don't know.
[00:04:23] Yeah.
[00:04:23] And then...
[00:04:24] It's a surprise for everybody.
[00:04:25] That matronly voice came out and I tried it on and you know what?
[00:04:28] I didn't care for it much.
[00:04:30] No.
[00:04:30] I'm not going to do that one again.
[00:04:32] Unless, unless a voice calls for it.
[00:04:34] Right.
[00:04:35] Right.
[00:04:35] Yes.
[00:04:35] Like a part.
[00:04:36] Of course.
[00:04:37] Because we've got speaking here.
[00:04:39] Sure.
[00:04:39] Starting chapter three.
[00:04:41] Okay.
[00:04:41] Then I said, but it's a dude so I can't go like this.
[00:04:45] Yeah.
[00:04:45] That wouldn't work.
[00:04:47] Okay.
[00:04:47] So Mike is speaking.
[00:04:48] Okay.
[00:04:48] Then I said, listen, you leaders of Jacob, you rulers of Israel.
[00:04:53] So he's talking to the leaders.
[00:04:55] Yeah.
[00:04:55] Okay.
[00:04:56] So the bosses.
[00:04:57] Back to talking to the powerful people.
[00:04:58] Should you not embrace justice?
[00:05:01] You who hate God and love evil, who tear the skin from my people and the flesh from their bones.
[00:05:08] Jesus.
[00:05:09] Who eat my people's flesh, strip off their skin and break their bones in pieces, who chop
[00:05:15] them up like meat for the pan, like flesh for the pot.
[00:05:19] I don't, I, this, what?
[00:05:22] What?
[00:05:22] Okay.
[00:05:22] Yeah.
[00:05:23] So.
[00:05:23] Are we literally cooking people?
[00:05:26] He's alluding to, well more than alluding, he's straight up talking about cannibalism.
[00:05:32] Yeah.
[00:05:32] But, um, I, I recall in the notes that this was just an allusion to cannibalism being symbolic
[00:05:43] for them cannibalizing God's word.
[00:05:47] Okay.
[00:05:48] But, um, when we do our Q and a, I will cover that better cause it's been like a week since
[00:05:55] I prepped this.
[00:05:56] So I just, I remember it saying it's not actually cannibalism and that it is just a
[00:06:02] just an allusion to cannibalizing something.
[00:06:05] And I believe it was God's word.
[00:06:07] But I have to, I have to interject here because to me with regard to how some of the, the literalists
[00:06:13] of the Bible, the read the Bible literally.
[00:06:16] I'm like, so they were literally cannibalizing, huh?
[00:06:19] Well, but they would attribute this to probably heathens, right?
[00:06:23] Like, so this would be something that heathens do cannibalistic behaviors, eating other humans
[00:06:27] and chopping them up in bits.
[00:06:29] Right.
[00:06:29] Yeah.
[00:06:29] So this is part of the reason that atheists and secular people and people who don't belong
[00:06:35] to their type of religion are viewed with such evilness, right?
[00:06:40] They think literally these people would eat you, eat them.
[00:06:43] Right.
[00:06:43] Like this.
[00:06:44] And it bothers me.
[00:06:45] Like, I'm like, what do you really think that shit?
[00:06:47] But you know what?
[00:06:48] If you actually read this, you would see that it's not the heathens.
[00:06:52] It's the leaders of Jacob, the rulers of Israel.
[00:06:56] Right.
[00:06:57] That are doing the eating of the people.
[00:06:59] But they wouldn't.
[00:07:00] Right.
[00:07:01] You know what I'm saying?
[00:07:02] I get it.
[00:07:03] But they're not going to, they're not going to attribute that much thought to it because
[00:07:05] they're doing things that are not within the realm of what God wants.
[00:07:09] Yeah.
[00:07:09] So they're still going to view those people as heathens.
[00:07:11] And I'm like, well, regardless of whether they're the leaders of.
[00:07:13] You can say that, but they are your people, not mine.
[00:07:16] You know?
[00:07:17] Your people are doing some weird shit over there.
[00:07:20] But here's the thing.
[00:07:20] And I don't belong to that group.
[00:07:21] By the time we get to Christianity, those people are no longer quote unquote their people.
[00:07:26] Well, they ain't my people either.
[00:07:28] You know?
[00:07:28] So like they're not exactly their people.
[00:07:30] No, and that does have that whole anti-Semitism argument of Jewish and like the goblins eating
[00:07:41] the babies and stuff.
[00:07:43] Like that's where a lot of those grotesque tropes come from.
[00:07:46] And that's all I was saying is that this.
[00:07:48] No, you're right.
[00:07:49] This visual representation of what's happening, even though it's symbolic of something else,
[00:07:55] people who are reading this literally are going to take this a different way.
[00:07:58] They're like, no cannibalism really happened.
[00:08:00] Those gross people eat people.
[00:08:02] And that's the part that bothers me.
[00:08:03] Right?
[00:08:04] Because there is this sentiment among literalists of the Bible that these evil things that they're
[00:08:10] talking about symbolically really are happening or really did happen or probably really will
[00:08:15] happen from people that don't believe in their God.
[00:08:18] Right?
[00:08:18] And that is disturbing to me.
[00:08:20] Like you really think that folks just going around eating people?
[00:08:24] But they do.
[00:08:25] I know.
[00:08:25] Right?
[00:08:26] Like I don't, I don't think that's a far stretch for us to make because I've heard people talk
[00:08:31] in similar ways about people who are not godly.
[00:08:35] No, it's true because I had also heard them, these people talking about like when they thought
[00:08:44] that like a child pedo ring was happening like in the basement of that pizzeria.
[00:08:50] Right?
[00:08:51] Right.
[00:08:51] Like, but they really legitimately thought that.
[00:08:54] Yeah.
[00:08:54] You know, like they were not fucking around.
[00:08:56] They actually believed that without a doubt.
[00:08:58] Yeah.
[00:08:59] And like, they legitimately think that people like the Clintons are part of this secret cabal
[00:09:06] who gather in the dark and eat babies.
[00:09:12] Right.
[00:09:12] Like they literally believe that.
[00:09:14] And that's why this, that's why this bothers me because they, this, the Bible is taken
[00:09:20] so many different ways.
[00:09:21] And yes, it can be interpreted a million different ways.
[00:09:24] Right?
[00:09:25] And that's fine until you get to bits where people believe this so much and take it so
[00:09:32] literally as to be absurd and then apply it to today and how they interact with people
[00:09:38] who are not part of their group.
[00:09:40] Right.
[00:09:41] And I'm like, you guys, um, I'm, I'm like friends with the people that you are accusing
[00:09:48] of eating babies.
[00:09:50] Yeah.
[00:09:50] Like, do you think I eat babies?
[00:09:53] Well, and that's, that's, that's where I would like, if I'm talking to somebody and
[00:09:56] I actually do end up, it ends up in some realm of this type of, like, the baby eating
[00:10:01] thing.
[00:10:01] Right.
[00:10:02] I'm like, so just so you're aware, you know, we've been talking this whole time.
[00:10:05] What do you think of me?
[00:10:06] And then when they tell me, I'm like, well, I don't believe in any of that stuff.
[00:10:10] So how do you, how does, how does that affect where do I, where do I fit in?
[00:10:13] Right.
[00:10:14] I love asking that question because it's just like, this is so absurd guys.
[00:10:18] You don't, you think that, I mean, you have to believe if this is the case, you have
[00:10:22] to believe that there are so many people you meet every day that are just walking around
[00:10:27] eating babies.
[00:10:28] Yeah.
[00:10:28] Like, or people or whatever.
[00:10:30] And I'm like, so do you actually think that I go home at night and I just have like a
[00:10:34] stack of babies in my basement?
[00:10:35] Weird world to live in.
[00:10:37] Right.
[00:10:37] Right.
[00:10:38] I just got this, you know, deep freezer in my basement full of extra babies.
[00:10:43] Yeah.
[00:10:43] But I'm just saying like dinner and throw it in the crock pot.
[00:10:45] But the person that believes this, that's just such an odd, weird, crazy world to believe
[00:10:52] that exists out beyond your, your household.
[00:10:55] And for them, like, that's a normal thing.
[00:10:56] Right.
[00:10:57] Well, yeah.
[00:10:57] And I'm like, that's the part that always disturbs me.
[00:11:00] Like, where do you think all of these babies come from that we collect?
[00:11:04] Right.
[00:11:05] Right.
[00:11:05] And that we collectively eat.
[00:11:07] And I know that the normal Christian doesn't believe this.
[00:11:10] No, no, no, no.
[00:11:11] I'm just saying that there is.
[00:11:13] But there's a large group of weird Christians who do believe this.
[00:11:16] That's too large for my liking.
[00:11:18] Yeah.
[00:11:18] So.
[00:11:19] And, and they're the ones that are like slowly getting into leadership positions.
[00:11:25] Right.
[00:11:25] And then that's the part that I'm like, wait a second.
[00:11:28] Let's, let's slam on the brakes here guys.
[00:11:30] Yeah.
[00:11:30] We need to, we need to stop.
[00:11:31] Yeah.
[00:11:32] When you start having like flat earthers and people who believe that there are Jewish
[00:11:37] space lasers coming down.
[00:11:39] Shit's going too far.
[00:11:39] Like, come on, come on.
[00:11:41] No, no.
[00:11:42] It's not okay.
[00:11:43] We need to start over.
[00:11:45] Y'all got to get your shit straight.
[00:11:47] We need to go back to like second grade, all of us and learn our maths and our ABCs
[00:11:52] and right.
[00:11:52] You know, the round earth and the globe.
[00:11:55] And remember when school was fun.
[00:11:57] Edumacation.
[00:11:58] Yeah.
[00:11:59] Yeah.
[00:11:59] Some of that.
[00:12:01] All right.
[00:12:01] So anyway, continuing Mike is like, then they will cry out to the Lord, but he will
[00:12:07] not answer them.
[00:12:08] You know, cause I mean, cause they're eating babies.
[00:12:11] I mean, yeah.
[00:12:12] Right.
[00:12:12] Right.
[00:12:13] At that time, he will hide his face from them because of the evil they have done.
[00:12:18] So they're going to be like God.
[00:12:19] And God's like, nah, nah.
[00:12:21] I can't imagine eating a person, a baby or anything.
[00:12:26] Right.
[00:12:26] And being like, I'm sorry, God.
[00:12:28] Like you got way too fucking far.
[00:12:30] Right.
[00:12:31] Like, this isn't like, you know, I put a tack on my teacher's chair.
[00:12:37] No, this is, I killed and ate an entire human.
[00:12:40] I'm sorry though.
[00:12:42] Yeah.
[00:12:42] God, I need help.
[00:12:43] Can you help me find my keys?
[00:12:44] Like you're.
[00:12:45] No, no, I cannot help you find your fucking keys.
[00:12:48] You cannibalistic fuck.
[00:12:50] Right.
[00:12:50] No.
[00:12:51] Yeah.
[00:12:51] Yeah.
[00:12:53] This is what the Lord says.
[00:12:55] Okay.
[00:12:55] As for the prophets who lead my people astray, they proclaim peace if they have something
[00:13:02] to eat, but prepare to wage war against anyone who refuses to feed them.
[00:13:07] Therefore, night will come over you without visions and darkness without divination.
[00:13:13] The sun will set for the prophets and the day will go dark for them.
[00:13:18] The seers will be ashamed and the diviners disgraced.
[00:13:22] They will all come in their faces because there is no answer from God.
[00:13:26] So, okay.
[00:13:27] This is what I think he's saying with regard to they proclaim peace if they have something
[00:13:32] to eat, but prepare to wage war against anyone who refuses to feed them.
[00:13:35] Right.
[00:13:36] He's talking about like fair weather friends.
[00:13:39] Yeah.
[00:13:39] No.
[00:13:39] You know, like he's saying like basically it's easy to be a fan of God and goodliness
[00:13:45] while things are easy.
[00:13:47] Right.
[00:13:47] And people are on your side and supporting you.
[00:13:49] But the second that people turn against you or things get hard, then you start waging war
[00:13:56] against them.
[00:13:57] But this takes me out of the whole.
[00:13:59] So like basically what I'm hearing here is that these prophets were okay as long as they
[00:14:04] were in good times.
[00:14:05] Right.
[00:14:05] Yeah.
[00:14:05] So like there was there was agreement and there was peace and there was there was good
[00:14:09] things happening.
[00:14:10] Right.
[00:14:10] And so all the prophets are like, yeah, we're all on the same page with regard to what's
[00:14:14] going on.
[00:14:14] Right.
[00:14:15] And then things get hard and suddenly everyone has differing opinions.
[00:14:19] Yeah.
[00:14:19] Right.
[00:14:19] Yeah.
[00:14:20] Okay.
[00:14:21] So you're telling me that God talks to these people correctly during the good times.
[00:14:28] And he's in but now that he's going to go dark on them and he's not going to talk to
[00:14:32] them when things are bad because they they choose the wrong.
[00:14:35] They choose the wrong path according to this.
[00:14:38] But if God was talking to them and telling them the correct path, then it seems to me
[00:14:44] that they would go with that.
[00:14:45] No, no, no, no.
[00:14:46] I think you're misunderstanding.
[00:14:47] Okay.
[00:14:48] God is talking to them straight through.
[00:14:50] Right.
[00:14:51] And while it's easy for them to listen to God while things are good and everything that
[00:14:56] God tells them like, yeah, God, that tracks.
[00:14:58] Thank you.
[00:14:58] Those are great words.
[00:14:59] I love that.
[00:15:00] That's easy.
[00:15:01] Yeah.
[00:15:01] Then they're like, fine, I'll totally tell God's word.
[00:15:03] But the second God asked them to do something hard or tells them hard times are coming, they
[00:15:09] change the message and start delivering false words because nobody wants to hear.
[00:15:14] Okay.
[00:15:14] Hard words.
[00:15:15] So why is God talking to prophets that are willing to change their mind?
[00:15:18] That is my question.
[00:15:20] Right.
[00:15:20] Because when I was reading the notes, I was like picking this up and I was like, hang
[00:15:25] on.
[00:15:26] So what I'm getting out of this is that there are literally false prophets.
[00:15:31] There are prophets who are hearing God's word.
[00:15:34] Right.
[00:15:34] And are spewing bullshittery instead of God's word.
[00:15:38] Right.
[00:15:39] And my understanding earlier on in the Bible, when we were talking about like, you remember
[00:15:43] those 80 prophets that kind of spoke up back when Moses was around or something like
[00:15:48] that, like they, but prophets back then were very selective.
[00:15:52] Yes.
[00:15:52] Right.
[00:15:52] It was a very intentional picking from God.
[00:15:56] Mm hmm.
[00:15:56] And, and you would think that that kind of mentality would push forward through time where God is
[00:16:02] picking the correct people.
[00:16:04] Particularly now that we have kings.
[00:16:07] Instead of priests being the leaders.
[00:16:11] Right.
[00:16:11] Otherwise prophets kind of lose some of the zing, you know?
[00:16:13] Like they're not, they're just not as meaningful if you are picking prophets as, as a God.
[00:16:18] Yeah.
[00:16:19] And those prophets end up being false prophets because they won't spread your message for you
[00:16:23] correctly.
[00:16:24] Yeah.
[00:16:24] So if they're a prophet, the people are like, oh, they're a prophet.
[00:16:28] Right.
[00:16:29] But if they spread the wrong message, how the fuck are they supposed to know that they're
[00:16:32] spreading the wrong message if they're still a prophet?
[00:16:34] Right.
[00:16:34] And that's the thing.
[00:16:35] Like, so there are a bunch of people out there all hearing God's word.
[00:16:41] They're all prophets.
[00:16:42] Right.
[00:16:43] But only some of them are telling the correct message.
[00:16:46] And again, this is all in canon based on like, there is a God talking to these people thousands
[00:16:51] of years ago.
[00:16:51] I don't really believe that there was a God talking to them.
[00:16:54] Right.
[00:16:54] But like, if that were the case, why would God allow for this at all?
[00:16:58] Exactly.
[00:16:59] Exactly.
[00:16:59] It just doesn't seem correct.
[00:17:00] No.
[00:17:01] And that's that same question.
[00:17:02] It's a persistent question we've had about how and why people should believe certain prophets.
[00:17:09] Right.
[00:17:09] See, I always thought that false prophets were people making shit up.
[00:17:14] That they never heard from God.
[00:17:15] I think that that could apply too.
[00:17:16] Right.
[00:17:16] But, but apparently.
[00:17:18] But that's not how it's described.
[00:17:19] But yeah, how it's described is that, oh no, if somebody calls themselves a prophet,
[00:17:23] they truly are hearing from God.
[00:17:26] Right.
[00:17:27] It's just a matter of what message they're spreading.
[00:17:29] At least according to this book, right?
[00:17:31] Yeah.
[00:17:32] So, yeah.
[00:17:32] And, but that's, that's part of the problem.
[00:17:35] That's happened in more than one book though.
[00:17:37] Sure.
[00:17:37] That's happened in more than one book that we've got people that are totally hearing
[00:17:41] from God, but the message that they spread is not necessarily the message that God wants
[00:17:46] them to spread.
[00:17:47] Right.
[00:17:47] Right.
[00:17:47] And that's what makes them the false prophet.
[00:17:49] And that's problematic.
[00:17:50] That's really fucking problematic.
[00:17:53] Because God is, hypothetically, God is very choosy about who he talks to.
[00:17:56] Well, and you know their heart, don't ya?
[00:17:58] Right.
[00:17:58] Yeah.
[00:17:59] You've told me that more than once, God.
[00:18:00] Not only that, but he can change their heart because he has done that before.
[00:18:04] Yes.
[00:18:04] So I'm like, what are you up to?
[00:18:06] Right.
[00:18:07] What are you doing over there, God?
[00:18:07] Why are you allowing false messages?
[00:18:10] Yeah.
[00:18:10] Why are you letting liar faces mislead people and then getting mad that the people are
[00:18:16] being misled?
[00:18:17] Yeah.
[00:18:17] Right.
[00:18:17] You're mad at the people for believing the guy that you allowed to hear your word and
[00:18:24] misspeak.
[00:18:25] Yeah.
[00:18:25] That's some bullshit.
[00:18:26] I agree.
[00:18:27] I don't blame the prophet so much as I blame God.
[00:18:30] Sure.
[00:18:31] For allowing that prophet to be a fuck.
[00:18:33] If we're going with that, yeah.
[00:18:35] Yes.
[00:18:35] Right.
[00:18:35] Right.
[00:18:36] Absolutely.
[00:18:37] Yeah.
[00:18:38] So, God sucks.
[00:18:39] God's a dick.
[00:18:40] I mean, just thought I'd put that out there.
[00:18:42] Right.
[00:18:42] You know?
[00:18:43] Alright, so anyway, Micah continues speaking for God, but as for me, I am filled with
[00:18:49] power with the spirit of the Lord.
[00:18:51] Oh no, this is Micah speaking for himself.
[00:18:52] Got it.
[00:18:53] Got it.
[00:18:53] I have power.
[00:18:54] I'm filled with the spirit of the Lord and with justice and might to declare to Jacob
[00:18:59] his transgression to Israel, his sin.
[00:19:03] Okay.
[00:19:03] He's like, I'm telling the people y'all suck.
[00:19:06] Right.
[00:19:07] Hear this, you leaders of Jacob, you rulers of Israel who despise justice and distort
[00:19:13] all that is right, who build Zion with bloodshed and Jerusalem with wickedness.
[00:19:19] Her leaders judge for a bribe.
[00:19:23] Her priests teach for a price and her prophets tell fortunes for money.
[00:19:29] I love that sentence.
[00:19:31] Yeah.
[00:19:32] That is such a good sentence.
[00:19:34] I'm going to read it again.
[00:19:35] It is.
[00:19:35] I like it too.
[00:19:35] Her leaders judge for a bribe.
[00:19:38] Her priests teach for a price and her prophets tell fortunes for money.
[00:19:44] Yet they look for the Lord's support and say, is the Lord not among us?
[00:19:48] No disaster will come upon us.
[00:19:50] Therefore, because of you, Zion will be plowed like a field.
[00:19:55] Jerusalem will become a heap of rubble.
[00:19:58] The temple hill, a mound overgrown with thickets.
[00:20:01] The fucking end.
[00:20:03] Wow.
[00:20:03] Yeah.
[00:20:04] So it's all on you, false prophets.
[00:20:06] You're causing us to all be destroyed because you are spreading false prophecies.
[00:20:12] Yeah.
[00:20:13] Not only that, but let me pull this up here.
[00:20:17] But there was a note about this being quoted again in Jeremiah.
[00:20:26] Okay.
[00:20:26] I believe.
[00:20:27] Really?
[00:20:27] Yes.
[00:20:28] A hundred years later.
[00:20:30] Oh.
[00:20:30] Yeah.
[00:20:31] Okay.
[00:20:31] Interesting.
[00:20:32] Yeah.
[00:20:34] Um, Hosea was ignored and so was Amos.
[00:20:36] The people threw Jeremiah in jail for his prophetic message of coming judgment.
[00:20:41] In contrast, King Hezekiah and the leadership of Judah listened to the prophet Micah.
[00:20:46] Now we're not really there yet.
[00:20:47] Not there yet.
[00:20:47] Yeah.
[00:20:48] Okay.
[00:20:48] He was heard and a revival followed.
[00:20:50] Then, one hundred years later, his words were still remembered and the memory of what
[00:20:55] happened earlier was used by God to spare the life of Jeremiah.
[00:21:00] Now I'm going to read Jeremiah chapter 26 verses 17 through 19 and they will very much
[00:21:07] sound a lot like what we just read.
[00:21:09] Okay.
[00:21:09] Okay.
[00:21:09] Yeah.
[00:21:10] Some of the elders of the land stepped forward and said to the entire assembly of people,
[00:21:16] Micah of Morsheth was prophesied in the days of Hezekiah king of Judah.
[00:21:21] He told all the people of Judah, this is what the Lord Almighty says.
[00:21:27] Zion will be plowed like a field.
[00:21:29] Jerusalem will become a heap of rubble.
[00:21:32] The temple hill, a mound overgrown with thickets.
[00:21:35] Did Hezekiah king of Judah or anyone else in Judah put him to death?
[00:21:40] Did not Hezekiah fear the Lord and seek his favor?
[00:21:44] And did not the Lord relent so that he did not bring the disaster he pronounced against
[00:21:49] them?
[00:21:49] We are about to bring a terrible disaster on ourselves.
[00:21:53] I see.
[00:21:54] Okay.
[00:21:55] So, and like, I do remember now reading that and that is what bought Jeremiah's life.
[00:22:01] Got it.
[00:22:02] Okay.
[00:22:02] He was quoting what we are now reading.
[00:22:05] Got it.
[00:22:06] Interesting, right?
[00:22:06] It is.
[00:22:07] It is.
[00:22:07] Yeah.
[00:22:08] So I, you know, we obviously can never go back to see how this all panned out in real
[00:22:14] time, but it is interesting because it seems like if this is like kind of a growing tome
[00:22:21] of like, you know, lore.
[00:22:23] Yes.
[00:22:25] Right?
[00:22:25] So this, this Micah character obviously was part of the, the discussions back in those
[00:22:32] times.
[00:22:32] Yeah.
[00:22:33] And, and it carried through to hold weight with leaders of this period a hundred years
[00:22:40] later.
[00:22:40] Yeah.
[00:22:41] Which is really interesting.
[00:22:42] It is.
[00:22:43] It's interesting in the regard that the, these had such sway.
[00:22:47] These, these sayings, these, these books, these texts had such sway that they were regarded
[00:22:54] in such a way that somebody could invoke it and, and change things.
[00:22:59] That is amazing to me.
[00:23:00] You know, change the way people think.
[00:23:01] Because it's not like they had like community bulletin boards or fucking Facebook.
[00:23:06] Right.
[00:23:06] You know what I mean?
[00:23:07] That makes it all the more powerful that somebody was able to, like you use the word invoke
[00:23:13] these words.
[00:23:14] Right.
[00:23:14] That somebody else had spoken a hundred years before.
[00:23:17] Yeah.
[00:23:18] No, I mean, that's really cool to hear the tie in.
[00:23:20] I appreciate that.
[00:23:21] Yeah.
[00:23:21] So that's nice.
[00:23:22] It did give us a little foreshadowing as to what maybe is going to be happening in this
[00:23:26] book.
[00:23:26] But we already knew that because we've already read some of the other fucking people in the
[00:23:32] future.
[00:23:32] If I would go back and think about it, or like if we went back and restudied it, I'm
[00:23:36] sure we could probably come up with that.
[00:23:37] But I don't recall that here and now as we're sitting here reading.
[00:23:40] Right.
[00:23:40] But I'm not giving us anything that we shouldn't already know.
[00:23:44] Right.
[00:23:45] I gotcha.
[00:23:45] I gotcha.
[00:23:45] Having already read past this.
[00:23:48] Fair enough.
[00:23:48] Fair enough.
[00:23:49] Yeah.
[00:23:49] I felt okay reading that part.
[00:23:52] Because we've already essentially covered it at some point.
[00:23:54] The time.
[00:23:56] Alright.
[00:23:56] Well that was Micah chapter 3.
[00:23:58] Sure as fuck was.
[00:23:59] And we are going to try to be back tomorrow with...
[00:24:03] Micah chapter 4.
[00:24:04] Alright.
[00:24:05] We'll see you then.
[00:24:06] Bye.