Song of Solomon Chapter 5: Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Song of Solomon chapter 5:

This chapter opens with the man's eager agreement to come drink up all his lover's various body juices. The woman had just put on her pj's tho, so at first she's like, "ugh, not tonight," but then she changes her mind and opens her leggos. Alas, he wasn't that into rejection, and he moved on to some other honey-lipped vixen. Our girl is a bit obsessed, so she runs out in her jammies (in the middle of the night!) to look for him all over the city. The guards assault her and all she can think of is, "My boyfriend is so dang HAWT and I can't wait to bang him!" which you have to admit is a super weird reaction.