Zechariah's Contradictions: God Is Furious. Unless He Isn't.
š Episode Summary:
Buckle up, hereticsāit's our last dance with Zechariah, and weāre sending him off with a contradictions episode so absurd, even God might need a flowchart. In this glorious finale, our snarky hosts debate whether Zechariah was Iddo's son or grandson (because apparently genealogy is as hard for the Lord as kindness). Then it's on to Godās rage issues: is He full of āgreat furyā or just pretending not to be? Depends on the verse, the day, and how smitey Heās feeling.
But the real theological whiplash hits when we ask: how should strangers be treated? One verse says love them like family, the next says kill them without mercy. You know, totally normal divine guidance. It all spirals into hilarious chaos as the hosts quiz each other on Zechariahās bizarre visions, measuring lines, oily trees, and that one moment where Joshua gets a celestial wardrobe makeover.
Thereās also a deep dive into the dangerous allure of black-and-white moralism, a pop quiz with suspiciously many āCā answers, and yesāa Star Trek reference about pretend nukes and incinerator death lotteries. Because why not?
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š Topics Covered:
- āWas Zechariah Iddoās son or grandson? Depends on the Bible's mood.ā
- āGod says He's not furiousāexcept when He absolutely is.ā
- āStrangers: love them, unless you're told to murder them instead.ā
- āGolden lampstands, olive trees, and God's bizarre Pinterest board of visionsā
- āWhy Old Testament morality is the original gray-area gaslightingā
- āA pop quiz where āCā is suspiciously the right answer 80% of the timeā
- āThe shepherd-messiah who got ghosted harder than your Hinge dateā
š¬ Best Quote from the Episode:
āIām God, I can be whatever the f* I want. Mostly Iām a dickāthatās what I choose.ā**
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