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Biblical Buzz: Wasps, Figs, and Other Holy Surprises

Biblical Buzz: Wasps, Figs, and Other Holy Surprises

All right, sinners and skeptics, gather 'round for a scriptural safari that'll leave you saying, "Holy figs, Batman!" We're diving into the...

False Prophets Exposed: The Ancient Edition

False Prophets Exposed: The Ancient Edition

Hey there, free thinkers and reality enthusiasts! Welcome to another blog post where we don’t just take ancient texts at face value. ...

Loincloths and Levity: Jeremiah's Comedic Cue from the Creator

Loincloths and Levity: Jeremiah's Comedic Cue from the Creator

If you've ever thought the Bible was all fire and brimstone, prepare to have your pious perceptions hilariously hijacked. Welcome to the wo...

Rituals, Rat Eaters, and Revelations: The Isaiah Finale Through a Skeptic's Eyes

Rituals, Rat Eaters, and Revelations: The Isaiah Finale Through a Skeptic's Eyes

Well, holy smokes and divine double takes, dear heathens! It's time to pull up a pew and settle in as we tackle the grand finale of the Boo...

From Divine to Divorced: The Chronicles of a Cosmic Custody Battle

From Divine to Divorced: The Chronicles of a Cosmic Custody Battle

If you thought your last breakup was rough, wait until you get a load of the divine drama between God and Mount Zion. We've got God tossing...

The Prophet's Poetry Slam: Isaiah Gets a Modern Remix

The Prophet's Poetry Slam: Isaiah Gets a Modern Remix

Ah, Isaiah Chapter 42 – if you thought the Bible was all peace, love, and holy water, prepare for the intellectual equivalent of a bi...

Prophets and Pronouns: A Hilarious Dissection of Isaiah 41

Prophets and Pronouns: A Hilarious Dissection of Isaiah 41

Well, hello there, fellow heretics and skeptics! It's your irreverent duo, back again with a recap of our latest foray into the delightful ...