Bible Study for Atheists: Leviticus Chapters 21 - 22 | Sacrilegious Discourse: Bible Study by Atheists For Anyone!

Prepare to be anointed with irreverence as we, your heathen hosts, dissect the oh-so-sacred texts of Leviticus chapters 21 and 22 with our godless goggles firmly in place. In this episode of "Bible Study for Atheists," we take a holy romp through the divine demands placed on ancient priests and the hilarious hierarchy of holiness that would make even a stand-up comedian blush. We've got it all: rules about virgin brides, the outright banning of the disabled from the priesthood, and the laughable link between spiritual purity and avoiding dead bodies (unless, of course, they're part of your inner circle).

Join us as we unpack the Almighty's peculiar playbook for his chosen leaders - where grooming habits and the sanctity of your junk can make or break your divine career. We're raising a skeptical eyebrow at the Bible's mix of discrimination and dress codes, and questioning why the Man Upstairs is so darn concerned with who touches what and when.

We've also got a side of sacrilegious sex work talk, sprinkled with a bit of comic book confusion for flavor. Plus, we serve up a hot take on the ceremonial cleanliness shenanigans that have us wondering if Leviticus was less inspired by a deity and more by someone's obsessive-compulsive disorder.

If you thought religious rituals couldn't get more absurd, think again. This is "Bible Study for Atheists," where the only thing we take seriously is our commitment to taking nothing seriously. Tune in, or you'll miss out on our divine revelations that come with a 100% guarantee of no eternal smiting.