Sacrilegious Discourse

Husband and Wife answer questions about tumors and a little goddess called Ashtoreth. We talk about bleeding buttholes and diseased mice and illicit rites and Venus. — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 10: Saul Chosen King (cont.). Samuel has each tribe draw lots for absolutely no reason since Saul was already chosen to be king. I don’t think Saul is excited tho because first he neglected to give his uncle the news, and then he hid in the baggage. The […]

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 9: Saul Chosen King. This guy from the rapey tribe of Benjamin, walking around all over the place looking for his lost asses, gets chosen to be king, which is kinda cool cuz he seems pretty humble. I guess God and Samuel changed their minds about messing with […]

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 8: Israel Asks for a King. Turns out that Samuel with the good hair is a bad dad who neglected to teach his sons how to properly run a grift, so the peeps in town want a new boss. Samuel is like, “Fine. But if my kids can’t […]

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 7: The Philistines Return the Ark (cont.) / Samuel Judges Israel. We have questions about fasting as a spiritual practice (aren’t you really just hangry?). At Samuel’s urging, the Israelites get rid of their false idols – but did they tho? We’re no prophets, but it just doesn’t […]

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 6: The Philistines Return the Ark. Gold tumors and rats are the truck nuts of the Bronze Age. And Indiana Jones had it right when he told Marion not to look at the Ark! That thing will either give you plagues, knock over your shit, or melt your […]

Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week’s episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week’s collection includes 1Samuel Chapters 1 – 5 and our Weekly Q&A. — Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sacrilegious-discourse/message

Husband and Wife answer questions about this suddenly militaristic God, as well as Dagon. And now we wanna be Dagonists because it turns out he was way cooler than Yahweh. Plus his wife was known as “mistress who amazes the world” which is what I want to be for Halloween this year. — Send in […]

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 5: The Ark in the Land of the Philistines. It’s not good, y’all. There are broken statues and lots of tumors and these guys are like, “um, can you have it back now, cuz we don’t want it.” Pretty sure the Philistines are about to throw the Ark […]

Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 4: The Philistines Capture the Ark. Eli and his rapey sons bite the dust, as in a “shocking” turn of events, the Israelites lose the Ark of the Covenant during a battle with the Philistines. The wife of one of the rapey guys gives birth and names her […]