Dive into a heavenly real estate shuffle with Ezekiel Chapter 10, where God packs up His glory and the cherubim sprout more eyes than a conspiracy theorist's corkboard. In this episode, we're not just spinning our wheels – we're examining the celestial ones attached to some bizarre angelic beings that make your last moving day look like a walk in the park. Forget the ox; this chapter's cherubim have had a face-lift, and we're here to call out the heavenly plastic surgery. So, tune in as we bring the divine down to earth with our signature blend of irreverence and insight. No holy stone goes unturned and no angelic detail escapes our sarcastic scrutiny. It's all the apocalyptic drama without the fire and brimstone hangover.
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[00:01:47] Do you remember what happened yesterday and how the hell we got here today right now?
[00:02:00] well
[00:02:03] Yes, can I help you yesterday
[00:02:06] We read well. Yeah, it was yesterday. Sorry. Just it's a late day today
[00:02:11] So I was you know, it took me back for a second there. Yeah, but yesterday we read Ezekiel chapter
[00:02:17] 9 sure as fuck did which in that one there was like six
[00:02:22] Angel II type things they didn't specifically say that in the chapter
[00:02:25] They were men, but I think that they were angel men
[00:02:28] Sure, there were six men or angels or whatever and maybe one scribe or five and one scribe
[00:02:34] Who cares fuck cares right anyway guys and scribe. Yeah, they like they went through Jerusalem
[00:02:40] And like marked people's heads if they were appropriately
[00:02:45] Godly or something and then they killed the rest of them. Well, yeah, and
[00:02:50] Ezekiel was like whoa man like that's horrible
[00:02:54] Like why yeah, but I think I think that was more just so you know
[00:02:58] That way you can't go up there in front of people and say this shit and be like y'all deserve to die
[00:03:03] You should die. I think you're all awful. Yeah, you know
[00:03:07] You got to have like some like distance between you and that message like Ezekiel was like dudes. I tried to stop
[00:03:14] I
[00:03:15] Did ask God why yeah, and it's like
[00:03:19] But you're so like chicken shit of him that you fall on your face every time he comes around
[00:03:24] So I don't believe you kind of yeah. Yeah, yeah, it takes an act of God literally to get him to stand up and look at God, right?
[00:03:33] And then there's the whole he saw God's dick thing multiple times. Yeah, that's interesting, right?
[00:03:39] I wonder if he's like a Klingon. Hmm. I learned I learned this week that Klingons have two dicks and
[00:03:46] And the women and two vaginas yeah, yeah to reproductive work nothing
[00:03:51] I was aware of until you told me and I still don't know where the fuck this is coming from
[00:03:56] I'm quite certain it was not covered in next generation. I learned it
[00:03:59] It did come up apparently we missed it because probably they didn't say work as two dicks
[00:04:05] Right, I'm sure that it was like blah blah blah blah blah double of every organ including reproductive like sure
[00:04:11] But I double check after I heard that was like no
[00:04:14] And then I double checked and it is canon so wharf got two d's interesting interesting
[00:04:20] I wonder if God is so lucky. I doubt it
[00:04:23] I mean he made you know us in his image
[00:04:27] So I think he's all I got one right but we made wharf in our image
[00:04:30] And then didn't like it and gave him some forehead wrinkles and another penis just for good measure, right?
[00:04:37] so
[00:04:38] Not the wharf and Klingon stuff, but the rest of that we that was Ezekiel chapter 9
[00:04:43] Sure as fuck was which means that today. We're getting into Ezekiel chapter 10. All right. Let's do this okie-dokie
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[00:07:37] Well, we are hopping into easy K big 10 is E. Kiel chapter 10
[00:07:42] Chapter 10. Yes. Yes. Okay. Here we go ready. I'm ready. I
[00:07:48] Ezekiel you Ezekiel. Yeah, look I looked they look okay
[00:07:52] And I saw the lightness of a throne of lapis lazuli above the vault that was above the heads of the cherubim
[00:08:00] So he's seeing the throne again. So okay. Okay, all right. You know the magical throne
[00:08:05] Yeah, I'm just the one that really precipitated this did we I'm not really sure
[00:08:10] He saw it from the first now. He's just seen it everywhere, huh?
[00:08:13] I mean he's seen it again. Chim tap 10 chapters later got it Chen tapters. I would say that was my
[00:08:22] Dyslexia happening
[00:08:23] The Lord said to the man clothed in linen so the scribe guy with the ink horn
[00:08:30] Go in among the wheels beneath the cherubim, you know the wheels with the eyes
[00:08:35] Yeah, yeah fill your hands with burning coals
[00:08:39] From among the cherubim I'm gonna pass and scatter them over the city, okay?
[00:08:45] I'm a rider not a fire starter
[00:08:48] What the hell and as I watched he went in so I guess the scribe guy, you know the guy with the ink horn
[00:08:54] Yeah, I guess he went in and did it. Okay now the cherubim
[00:08:58] We're standing on the south side of the temple when the man went in and a cloud filled the inner court
[00:09:05] Then the glory of the Lord. Oh not the glory
[00:09:09] The glory of the Lord rose from above the cherubim and moved to the threshold of the temple
[00:09:15] This is God removing his glorious self from
[00:09:19] The the entire
[00:09:21] Ark and the temple and everything got it. Yeah, like this is more of that
[00:09:25] The happening of Jerusalem and in whole probably yeah
[00:09:28] Yeah
[00:09:29] The cloud filled the temple and the court was full of the radiance of the glory of the Lord
[00:09:35] So the glory of the Lord like when we talk about the glory of the Lord
[00:09:39] It's supposed to be like this physical thing like right. We don't say
[00:09:44] Like
[00:09:45] The glory of the Lord and mean like it's glorious. He's glorious
[00:09:49] We are actually referring to a physical God is physically there
[00:09:53] His glory is his like
[00:09:56] Though this is technically a dream or something a vision that he's having so
[00:10:01] The sound of the wings remember yeah from the first chapter
[00:10:05] Of the cherubim could be heard as far away as the outer court
[00:10:09] Like the voice of God almighty when he speaks
[00:10:13] Okay, remember the movie dogma when god was played by alonis morissette. Yes, and she opened her mouth and like
[00:10:20] Um, what's his name ben afleck the bad angel his head exploded. Yes, that was so cool
[00:10:27] Yeah, I like that. Yep
[00:10:29] When the Lord commanded the man and linen
[00:10:32] Take fire from among the wheels from among the cherubim the man went in and stood beside a wheel
[00:10:39] Then one of the cherubim reached out his hand to the fire that was among them
[00:10:44] He took up some of it and put it into the hands of the man and linen who took it and went out
[00:10:49] Okay, okay now i'm about to engage uh parentheses voice got it. Yeah
[00:10:54] Under the wings of the cherubim could be seen what looked like human hands and parentheses
[00:10:59] Okay, so the angels don't just have wings. They have human hands. I see okay. Yeah
[00:11:04] I looked and I saw beside the cherubim four wheels
[00:11:09] One beside each of the cherubim the wheel
[00:11:12] Sparkled like topaz
[00:11:14] As for their appearance the four of them looked alike
[00:11:17] Each was like a wheel intersecting a wheel remember. Yeah, that was the word they used. Yeah
[00:11:23] As they moved they would go in any one of the four directions the cherubim faced
[00:11:28] The wheels did not turn about as the cherubim went
[00:11:32] So it was just able to you know zoom zoom. They just went the ways, but it didn't turn right. Okay
[00:11:39] Was like
[00:11:41] It's like a really shitty like Atari game. It's like
[00:11:45] um professor zavier's
[00:11:47] Wheelchair from x-men. Yeah, and it was floaty and goey right, right?
[00:11:54] Yeah, the cherubim went in whatever direction the head faced without turning as they went
[00:12:00] Their entire bodies including their backs their hands and their wings were completely full of eyes
[00:12:07] As were their four wheels. Wow so many eyes its eyes all the way down
[00:12:12] Yeah, I heard the wheels being called the whirling wheels
[00:12:18] That's what I always call wheels the whirling wheels. Those are in quotes. I mean, oh my god, they're for real
[00:12:27] I'm just imagining
[00:12:30] Whoa get a load of those whirling wheels
[00:12:33] This is so ridiculous those wheels were really whirling
[00:12:37] Check out check it
[00:12:39] I just I want to see a religious person walked on the street with like a shirt with like the whirling wheels on it
[00:12:44] Right
[00:12:45] Like oh
[00:12:47] You really did read the book the book. Yeah, good on you man
[00:12:49] Yeah, right
[00:12:51] Each of the cherubim had four faces one face was that of a cherub the second the face of a human being
[00:12:57] The third the face of a lion and the fourth the face of an eagle
[00:13:01] So we're missing it. Oh, like that was yeah, like they added the human being but they or something
[00:13:06] No, they added the cherub. They had the cherub. Yeah
[00:13:08] They added the cherub so they've got man and cherub did away with so we've changed the image of the angel here
[00:13:15] Yeah, because we're missing the ox. Yeah
[00:13:17] Then the cherubim rose upward
[00:13:20] These were the living creatures I had seen by the k-bar river not quite. I know not quite not quite
[00:13:26] It's close. It's really really fucking close
[00:13:29] But the statue changed. Yeah took on a new face and dropped one right. I'd be looking around
[00:13:34] Yeah, it's definitely where'd that face go? That's different. I bet that's a contradiction
[00:13:37] I bet it is
[00:13:39] When the cherub moved the wheels beside them moved and when the cherubim spread their wings to rise from the ground
[00:13:47] The wheels did not leave their side
[00:13:50] Okay, how did they have room to spread out their wing wings to fly?
[00:13:54] I'd really have to see this in action to to figure this out. I don't know
[00:13:58] Don't understand. I'm not I'm not having an easy time with this visualization here. I'm not either and you know what?
[00:14:03] um
[00:14:04] Making things have room for wings to spread out is a common art problem
[00:14:11] um
[00:14:11] The most recent example you didn't see this but I did the movie damsel on netflix starring millie bobby brown
[00:14:19] Who played enola holmes? Okay. Um in the enola holmes series, right?
[00:14:25] Um sherlock's younger sister. Yeah, anyway really cute series based on a really cute book
[00:14:29] But the movie damsel
[00:14:31] It was a three star movie at best. That's me being really generous. Okay, and inside the cave is a dragon
[00:14:40] voiced by the actress who plays uh, oh, what's her name like a maseralla?
[00:14:47] I can't remember how to say her name but in um, oh in uh in the experience. Yeah, you know who i'm talking about, right?
[00:14:53] Yes, I do. Um, she was a very she was in charge of the moon and stuff like that
[00:14:57] The earth and the moon. Yeah, right. She has a very distinguishable voice which I adore
[00:15:03] And she voiced the dragon and that was great got it and the art of the dragon was great
[00:15:09] Like actually a lot of the art in the movie that i'm talking about damsel was great
[00:15:14] But when the dragon spread out its wings and flew
[00:15:19] Through the corridors
[00:15:21] How they're inside a motherfucking mountain. Yeah, that doesn't work out very well. No
[00:15:27] No, it doesn't like the dynamics the science doesn't work
[00:15:32] And I understand that this is fantasy not science
[00:15:36] But we have to be able to see how it works if you're gonna do something like this sure and so these
[00:15:43] Cherubim flying that means they're flapping their wings, right?
[00:15:48] How how is this happening the the science ain't sciencing?
[00:15:52] I don't know. I don't know. I mean be on the fact that they're fucking angels in the first place with multiple faces
[00:15:59] Right, right, but still don't don't bring this magical thing and then say and they were flying and there was plenty of rooms
[00:16:05] They're fucking wings. We're already talking about a god
[00:16:08] So, I mean, you know, I know I expect too much. I expect too much
[00:16:12] Yeah, especially from thousands of years ago. It's just they they are asking too much
[00:16:17] I think I don't expect too much. They are asking too much. Okay
[00:16:21] When the cherubim stood still they also stood still and when the cherubim rose they rose with them
[00:16:27] Because the wheels that is right because the spirit of the living creatures was in them. Okay, okay
[00:16:34] Then
[00:16:35] The glory of the lord departed from over the threshold of the temple and stopped above the cherubim
[00:16:42] Okay, I wonder what's gonna happen. I wonder when while I watched the cherubim spread their wings
[00:16:49] And rose from the ground and as they went the wheels went with them
[00:16:54] Did they go with like we just said that like five times in a row the wheels keep going wherever they go
[00:16:59] If they go, that's where the wheels do
[00:17:01] Okay, right
[00:17:02] They stopped at the entrance of the east gate of the lord's house and the glory of god was above them
[00:17:09] So the glory completely left the temple. Yeah, and it's above the cherubim. Yeah, it's with the throne now
[00:17:15] okay
[00:17:16] so the
[00:17:18] What we're seeing is that the glory of the lord is back with the lordy lord on the throne
[00:17:24] Is what i'm getting out of this. Okay, he had dropped off his glory for safekeeping and he's like giving my glory back
[00:17:30] Right, right like glory hole. No, that's something different. Yes, that's something different
[00:17:36] These were the living creatures I had seen beneath no they weren't though beneath the god of israel by the k bar river
[00:17:43] And I realized that they were cherubim
[00:17:46] So why did he realize that what?
[00:17:48] Reference does he have to real realize that they are cherubim right? That's what I would like
[00:17:53] I'm just curious like and I realized for no reason whatsoever that these are some classification of angel
[00:17:59] What why why maybe it's some classification of snake, right?
[00:18:04] Maybe it's some classification of fever dream, right? Yeah, like you have no fucking reference for what an angel looks like
[00:18:11] So weird or that they even exist
[00:18:14] Yeah, I mean more over right
[00:18:17] Each had four faces and four wings and under their wings was what looked like human hands
[00:18:22] Was it man?
[00:18:23] Mm-hmm
[00:18:24] Their faces had the same appearances as those I had seen by the k bar river
[00:18:29] Except that they had cherubim faces instead of ox faces. So they weren't actually the same. They were actually
[00:18:35] Different. Yeah, each one went straight ahead the end
[00:18:39] What a stupid chapter. Yeah, like we just repeated over and over and over and over what these stupid fucking angels look like
[00:18:49] And from chapter one. Yeah, but only it wasn't even correct. Yeah, at least it wasn't the same
[00:18:54] yeah, and
[00:18:56] Okay, so god left the temple and there were cherubim and they fucking burnt shit and
[00:19:02] What I would be curious to know is so are these different angel people guys then
[00:19:09] Ezekiel saw in chapter one or was it a
[00:19:13] Mistranslation slash error. I mean, I think that's something we'll have to look up on the q&a
[00:19:19] Yeah, because I mean well, maybe I think you already did the research since we're doing this late
[00:19:24] Yeah, um, I'll have to get into that another time
[00:19:27] But I am curious and maybe it'll come up in contradictions too. Yeah
[00:19:32] Right. Yeah. Yeah, we'll see. All right. We'll have to talk about it at some point at any rate, right?
[00:19:37] Okay, well that was cherubim. So wow
[00:19:41] That was a zekeel. It was easy k my friend. Um chapter 10 sure as fuck was uh, which means that tomorrow is saturday
[00:19:49] And we'll be getting into
[00:19:52] q&a saturday
[00:19:54] And then on sunday this week. We'll be doing our
[00:19:57] Sacrilegious book club and then I will get the weekly wrap up out and we will be back on monday with
[00:20:04] Ezekiel chapter 11. All right, we'll see you then. Bye
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