Strap in, sinners and saints, because the divine hit list just got real in Ezekiel Chapter 9. Our atheist podcast duo is back, slicing through the biblical fog with their razor-sharp wit, to dissect a God who seems to have an affinity for celestial tattoos and a severe case of wrath management issues. It's a celestial slaughterhouse out there, and only the marked ones can escape the deity's bloodthirsty penchants. But fear not, our irreverent hosts are here to guide you through the insanity with a snarky recap that'll leave you questioning the moral fiber of the big guy upstairs.
Join us as we unravel the not-so-mysterious case of divine "justice" where kids, sadly, don't get a free pass, and angels are apparently moonlighting as hitmen. We're peering into the peculiarities of ancient idolatry, angelic assassins with deadly weapons, and the oddly specific office supplies of the heavens. It's an episode where ancient prophecies are held up to modern scrutiny, and spoiler alert: they don't fare well.
So, if you're ready to have your faith in holy texts tested, or just want a good laugh at the expense of some biblical absurdities, tune in for this episode of "Ezekiel Chapter 9." Trust us; it's not the Sunday School lesson you slept through. It's better.
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[00:01:19] We're reading the Bible for the very first time we grew up without religion and wanted to know what all the fuss was about
[00:01:25] Well, what have we learned so far that God is a dick and apparently some people believe in talking donkeys
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[00:01:50] Spend wife do you remember what the hell happened yesterday and where the hell we are today?
[00:01:56] Well yesterday we got done reading a zikiel chapter 8
[00:02:00] We sure as fuck did and in that episode
[00:02:03] We had a zikiel getting a vision while he was sitting there with what was it 70 prophets or something like our elders
[00:02:09] Yeah, I don't remember. That sounds like a lot of those 70 people
[00:02:13] I don't think it was that many people in his house. It wasn't as house like a goddamn way
[00:02:17] I don't think it was seven event man. I think you're crazy. I don't think it was so I thought they said 70 anyway
[00:02:23] They were they were in a zikiel's house and then
[00:02:26] God came on them and yeah, I mean that's what it said. I'm just quoting the guy
[00:02:31] I just double-checked it was not 70 no number
[00:02:34] No, I don't know where I pulled 70 from I don't know maybe the date or something could be could be
[00:02:39] Anyway, there was some there were some elders in this house elders came over and we're like what's the hat and then God came on them
[00:02:44] God came on and and he was he took him on like a
[00:02:49] Celestial over trip is equal. Yeah, I'm sorry. So let's do a zikiel celestial uber trip
[00:02:54] I'm a celestial uber trip in his mind to Jerusalem. Mm-hmm where they were peaking on some people doing some
[00:03:00] Idol worship. Yeah, and and God obviously was threatened to kill them all because that's what God does yeah
[00:03:07] and
[00:03:09] That was that was pretty much it like it you know, he's like I'm so mad. I'm gonna kill you guys
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[00:05:53] All right, we are hopping into easy Kyle chapter 9. All right is he kill chapter 9 easy Kyle
[00:06:03] Easy K. Yeah, so easy K heard him God call out in a loud voice. Yes brings though
[00:06:10] Oh wait, no, what do you say bring near those who are appointed to execute judgment on the city each with a weapon in his hand
[00:06:18] That would be the Babylonians. I'm assuming because they're the ones executing the judgment
[00:06:22] I would imagine well, we're about to get into
[00:06:25] Okay, all right. Don't forget. This is a vision that sure as E. K. L's having got it
[00:06:30] So they're not coming right this second. Okay, all right
[00:06:34] So now Ezekiel continues and I saw six men coming from the direction of the upper gate
[00:06:41] Which faces north so that the North people again. Yeah each with a deadly weapon in his hand
[00:06:48] Six people though. Okay with them was a man clothed in linen who had a writing kit at his side
[00:06:56] Writing as in writer not like a writing
[00:06:59] Yeah, okay like a writing a scroll
[00:07:03] Okay, I'm gonna pause here because there's something interesting about that whole thing. Yeah, no
[00:07:08] It's I mean six people are not gonna conquer Jerusalem. So no, that's that's not what this is
[00:07:13] All right, okay stop presupposing that you know what's about to happen sometimes I do but you
[00:07:20] That's not what this is. Okay. Okay, so first of all there's a controversy
[00:07:26] Over whether there is six people or seven people total because like what we're reading here is a very simplified version
[00:07:35] Yeah, but um more complex versions like for example the King James or whatever. Yeah
[00:07:41] And and others of the like
[00:07:44] They say I saw six men and then it doesn't say with them was a man
[00:07:49] It says of them was a man. Oh
[00:07:52] And with the writing yeah, yeah, so
[00:07:56] Most people agree though even though it's a controversy. It's a small controversy
[00:08:02] most people agree that no it is the six that are
[00:08:06] Dressed with a weapon and then the one guy who has his pen and ink it stuff
[00:08:12] Yeah, okay, so for seven total sure. Okay, which makes sense now about that writing kit
[00:08:19] in every other version
[00:08:21] It doesn't say writing kit. It says ink horn
[00:08:26] Incorn yeah, okay, so when I got to that I was like the fuck is it in corn right?
[00:08:31] It's the scribes writing equipment which included a pen an ink corn and a wax writing
[00:08:40] Excuse me writing tablet. Okay, and an ink horn is an ink well made of horn
[00:08:46] So it's exactly what it sounds like. Yeah, it's a horn with ink in it
[00:08:50] And it was an important item for many scholars which soon became symbolic of writers in general
[00:08:56] Okay, okay. All right, so just wanted to
[00:08:59] That that partly explains how we can pretty much agree. Yeah, there's probably seven dudes here
[00:09:05] Okay, one more thing is that where it says men
[00:09:09] Don't forget that one of the classifications of angels if you heard our patreon episode
[00:09:14] Yeah, one of the classifications of angels is men and those are the ones who are most
[00:09:22] Manlike and viewable by humans or whatever sure so these are likely not actual humans
[00:09:27] These are probably more angels of the Lord
[00:09:31] Maybe yeah, okay, so based on what happens. I'm gonna go with that in a dream at that right?
[00:09:36] Yes, exactly exactly. Yeah, all right, so we've got the six dudes with deadly weapons
[00:09:41] We've got the man with his pen and ink. Okay, okay, they came in and stood beside the bronze on
[00:09:48] Bronze altar. I'm having a hard time reading. I apologize
[00:09:52] So they came in and stood beside an altar that was made of bronze. Okay
[00:09:57] Now the glory of the God of Israel went up from above the cherubim where it had been
[00:10:03] So God is leaving his little arc seat. Yeah, cuz that was yeah, right?
[00:10:07] Yeah, okay and moved to the threshold of the temple. Okay, so he's at the door
[00:10:13] He's leaving. He's leaving the arc thing right? So he's that's his symbolic of him leaving Israel. Okay. Oh, okay
[00:10:21] Then the Lord called to the man clothed in linen who had the writing kit at his side and said to him
[00:10:29] So he's like a record keeper guy sure go throughout the city of Jerusalem
[00:10:33] And put a mark on the foreheads of those who grieve and lament over all the detestable things that are done in it
[00:10:41] Oh, wait, wait, so we're like this is like pass over again
[00:10:45] Like the Passover we're gonna mark everybody that he doesn't want to kill exactly Jesus Christ
[00:10:50] Yeah, for basically everybody who's like no, why are you doing this to Israel?
[00:10:55] Stop stop worshiping idols and burning incense to the wrong gods and killing unclean animals
[00:11:01] Okay, look, look I've complained in the past that like they didn't go in and search for the good people
[00:11:06] Like you know what I mean? Yeah, so I guess I have hmm
[00:11:11] I
[00:11:12] Guess I have to give some credit here. At least they're not going like they're gonna spare some of them that are good this time
[00:11:20] But we're still murdering people for worshiping fucking wooden metal idols
[00:11:24] So this is there's no there's no way to make this correct
[00:11:27] Yeah, but this is better at being incorrect. I guess maybe sort of
[00:11:34] Ish I still have problems with it in the in the in the grand scheme of things
[00:11:38] It doesn't really matter though. It's less bad murder question mark. Are there degrees of bad murder?
[00:11:44] Huh?
[00:11:45] Um, I don't know. I mean sure you're dead
[00:11:49] It's better that you only killed 500 as opposed to 10,000 right sure sure
[00:11:55] I agree with you well
[00:11:56] We did talk about the fact that like there are there are different types of murder that are bad when you let someone starve to death versus kill
[00:12:02] Them quickly. Yeah, that is definitely worse in my opinion
[00:12:05] That is true and God does both of those things so yeah, you're right
[00:12:08] You're right generally, you know like the men get off easy because they're the ones that go into battle and die
[00:12:13] And then the women and children have to go and starve and eat each other and fucking yeah crazy ass shit like that
[00:12:19] So that's true. That's true. Okay, so Ezekiel's talking okay as I listen
[00:12:25] God said to the others follow him through the city and kill without showing pity or compassion
[00:12:32] Hmm slaughter the old men the young men and women the mothers and children
[00:12:37] But do not touch anyone who has the mark begin at my sanctuary
[00:12:42] What I want to know is how the fuck does every child not have a mark on his forehead, right?
[00:12:47] Yeah, that should be a given right because there's no way children don't have permission
[00:12:54] To just you know worship who they want
[00:12:58] They will worship who their parents told them to worship
[00:13:01] Yeah, and if they don't then they're in trouble for you know breaking one of those commandment thingies where they didn't honor the parent
[00:13:08] Right, you just can't win as a child
[00:13:09] Yeah, like you either are gonna be doing the wrong thing because your parents told you do the wrong thing or you're gonna be doing
[00:13:14] You know the right thing you're still against your parents, so you're doing the wrong thing exactly there
[00:13:19] There is no when yeah, so in my mind every child here that he's talking about better have a fucking mark on his forehead
[00:13:25] Yeah, but I'm gonna apparently they said they killed children. So yeah just now exactly
[00:13:31] All right, so Ezekiel speaking
[00:13:33] Okay, so they began with the old men who were in front of the temple
[00:13:37] Then he said to them defile the temple and fill the courts with the slain go
[00:13:42] So God is ordering them to file his own temple. He's like I don't sit there anymore
[00:13:46] Okay, not mine go ahead and defile it sure so they went out and began killing throughout the city
[00:13:52] While they were killing and I Ezekiel was left alone
[00:13:55] I fell face down crying out alas sovereign lord
[00:13:59] Are you going to destroy the entire remnant of Israel in this outpouring of your wrath on Jerusalem?
[00:14:06] He's like Jesus Christ. What are you doing right like I think that's a fair question
[00:14:12] Yeah, I mean he did fall on his face. So he's like I respect that you are
[00:14:18] Powerful and your God and whatever but this seems crap. It is crap
[00:14:24] Yeah, I mean yeah, the it all the murder and mayhem that God calls causes is crap
[00:14:30] Like there's no justification for the things he's doing right you cannot you can't justify murder and that's what they
[00:14:39] anybody who believes this shit
[00:14:41] Is essentially justifying a lot of fucking murder right by their God
[00:14:46] Yeah, and it and when we say God, of course
[00:14:49] We're saying in canon in the Bible because we don't believe in God, right? Yeah
[00:14:53] No, I mean that's why I said they're God. Yeah, and it's not we don't believe that this actually happened this way for sure
[00:14:59] but
[00:15:00] These people the people that do believe in God
[00:15:04] Believe that this is all real
[00:15:06] Yeah, this is you know, it's like it's like okay with it
[00:15:08] We watched Superman and thought the Superman could really fly and was out there saving the fucking world and flying and making time
[00:15:13] Go backwards and shit and didn't you have a cousin that
[00:15:17] Yeah
[00:15:20] Apparently I don't remember this but apparently he jumped off some stairs one time and broke his arm
[00:15:25] Cuz he thought he could fly like Superman wasn't he believing that like well into his it was it was longer than he should have for sure
[00:15:31] Yeah
[00:15:32] Didn't you have another cousin who believed in Santa well into longer than she should have yes. Yes
[00:15:38] You've got some interesting cousins husband, right?
[00:15:42] Part of art we argued with our cousin about the Superman thing because we were like okay
[00:15:46] So do you believe like he believed the movie right so make me my brother at the time
[00:15:51] I mean we couldn't have been more than maybe nine or ten, you know something like that
[00:15:55] We are arguing like okay, so do you believe that Rambo is real?
[00:15:59] Like that there's that we're literally literally videotaping this guy just like shooting down, you know
[00:16:06] So many people, you know like that's crazy. He's like why would you why would you believe the movie is real?
[00:16:11] Yeah, there's no reason to believe that the movie is really over any other actually happen
[00:16:15] Right yeah, why this movie over any other right right? Yeah
[00:16:19] interesting yeah
[00:16:21] so anyway
[00:16:23] Ezekiel says he answered me the sin of the people of Israel and Judah is
[00:16:28] Exceedingly great the land is full of bloodshed and the city is full of injustice
[00:16:34] They say the Lord has forsaken the land the Lord does not see so
[00:16:40] Hmm, I will not look on them with pity or spare them the Lord is forsaken the land
[00:16:44] So I'm gonna forsake the land. Yes exactly
[00:16:48] Exactly
[00:16:48] But I'll bring down on their own fucking heads what they have done
[00:16:53] Yeah, okay that'll show them right how are they gonna learn you just killed them right like well
[00:16:59] I might have learned. I don't know maybe you could have talked to me to my fucking face
[00:17:03] But yeah, no he's got to pass these messages around through crazy people that are watching
[00:17:08] Shit come down from lightning skies with fucking eyeballs on the wheels and
[00:17:13] You know
[00:17:15] I don't know. I just whatever they're the one guy
[00:17:18] I mean was it Isaiah that wandered around naked in the fucking desert and then Jeremiah was definitely a fucking traitor
[00:17:24] Like these are their reliable sources, right? It's bullshit. It is bullshit. Yeah
[00:17:30] So then Ezekiel says then the man in linen with the writing kit at his side brought backwards saying I've done as you commanded
[00:17:38] The end mm-hmm
[00:17:40] So they in his dream. Yeah, they went around these angels and the guy writing whatever
[00:17:46] I don't know what he was right. Yeah, he's keeping record. I guess
[00:17:51] For for something that hasn't happened yet, right?
[00:17:54] I mean doesn't happen because the only thing that did happen was Babylon came in and invaded Jerusalem
[00:18:00] Exactly like this didn't happen. There is no way to corroborate this actually as an event in history
[00:18:06] I mean he might have had this dream. I don't fucking know but aside the point, okay?
[00:18:11] Yeah, I don't care if it happened 2000 years ago or yesterday, right?
[00:18:14] If some fucking angel came by and put a mark in your goddamn head and you lived and the next guy too
[00:18:20] You didn't because he didn't have a fucking mark on his head and there's angels killing everybody
[00:18:23] Mm-hmm that shit would probably and there's there's some celestial dude writing it down
[00:18:28] That's those gonna make it forward somewhere. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, didn't no
[00:18:34] This is just in his little fucking dream thing. I mean, okay
[00:18:37] Here's the thing late me and you have been saying for the last couple months
[00:18:43] I'm gonna veer into politics a little bit. Yeah, we're like
[00:18:47] Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure Trump's gonna win the presidency. I hate it. I don't want it to be true, right?
[00:18:52] But I'm looking at healing that way. I'm looking at the way everything I live in Ohio
[00:18:57] Yeah, it doesn't look good
[00:18:58] I see all the signs and it's not okay guys. I'm pretty sure Trump's gonna win and
[00:19:03] I do not want that but be that as it may yeah, right now
[00:19:08] Just because if Trump does indeed win whether through actual or cheating or what the fuck ever
[00:19:16] I don't know. Yeah, whatever right if he does that doesn't mean that we were prognostic
[00:19:20] ators or
[00:19:22] people who could foretell the future or
[00:19:25] Profits if you will no, we're reading the room. We're reading the room. We are sniffing what's on the wind
[00:19:32] Yeah, right we pay attention to politics and news and yeah, yeah
[00:19:36] Yeah, so I mean it seems to me that all of these prophets
[00:19:42] They're all connected with leaders. They all have family in high places. Yeah, all of them and
[00:19:49] So it seems to me that they all kind of know what's coming
[00:19:55] Without magic without help of God without, you know dreams and visions
[00:20:00] They kind of you can sometimes see what's coming. Yeah, you know, it's not no this is not rocket science
[00:20:06] Yeah, yeah, so they're just taking their best guesses and these things made it through like the written form that made it through
[00:20:13] Made it through because they were sort of kind of right. Yeah, you know like not even in the sort of kind of right
[00:20:19] They're not right exactly
[00:20:21] For all intents and purposes. Mm-hmm. They had some
[00:20:25] You know a semblance of truth that that was able to make it seem like they had some
[00:20:31] for
[00:20:32] You know vision of what was happening
[00:20:34] well
[00:20:34] And and then they had a little bit of help with people who came back along the way and
[00:20:39] Backfilled some of the information to make it even seem more magical
[00:20:43] Right, and well, of course, you know like in a chapter like this with Ezekiel, right?
[00:20:46] Especially given the the intro that we had to him. Yeah, you can take this vision about
[00:20:52] Angels and you can be like well, this is just a symbolism for the you know
[00:20:57] The common slaughter of the from the Babylonians, right? Because you know what's coming you can fill in the blanks yourself
[00:21:03] Sure, sure you have a preconceived notion, right?
[00:21:06] But then the whole mark, you know the head it just it's it's kind of I can see how it could be apologized away
[00:21:12] Mm-hmm, but it's still really weird and it's still not something that actually happened
[00:21:18] So right, you know, I don't know. Well, however you want to take that take it
[00:21:21] You know magic is not a thing. I don't believe in prophecy. I don't think this shit happened. I actually am
[00:21:27] It's more than think I I'm fairly fucking certain it didn't happen, right?
[00:21:31] So, you know, it is what it is magic isn't real and there is no God the right, right
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[00:22:27] Got nothing else. Are you good? Do we have anything else to say before we get out of here?
[00:22:31] Fuck Ezekiel. Yeah, sure. That's that's a good that's a good way to end it
[00:22:35] All right, that was Ezekiel chapter 9 sure as fuck was which means that tomorrow
[00:22:40] We will be back with easy Kyle chapter 10. We'll see you guys then B
[00:22:46] Hey wife, I guess that's the end
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