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Essays, commentary, and Bible-study writing carried over from the original site and organized for easier reading.

Matthew Chapter 9: Bible Study by Atheists

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May 27, 2026

Matthew Chapter 9: Bible Study by Atheists

Matthew Chapter 9 is basically Jesus speed-running miracles like he’s trying to unlock every achievement before dinner. Paralytic guy? Healed. Tax collector? Recruited. Bleeding woman? Fixed by cloak-contact. Dead girl? “She’s just asleep,” apparently.…

Matthew Chapter 8: Bible Study by Atheists

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May 26, 2026

Matthew Chapter 8: Bible Study by Atheists

Matthew Chapter 8 is where Little Maddie stops being a sermon-heavy morality lecture and turns into a full-blown supernatural roadshow. Jesus comes down from the mountain, immediately starts healing people, and somehow everyone acts…

Matthew Chapter 5 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists

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May 23, 2026

Matthew Chapter 5 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists

Matthew Chapter 5 gets the full Sacrilegious Discourse treatment in this Q&A breakdown of the Sermon on the Mount, where Jesus climbs a mystery mountain, sits down like an ancient rabbinic professor, and starts…

Matthew Chapter 7: Bible Study by Atheists

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May 22, 2026

Matthew Chapter 7: Bible Study by Atheists

Matthew Chapter 7 wraps up the Sermon on the Mount, and Jesus is apparently here to say: stop judging people, stop being a hypocrite, maybe stop hoarding wealth, and for the love of all…

Matthew Chapter 6: Bible Study by Atheists

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May 20, 2026

Matthew Chapter 6: Bible Study by Atheists

Jesus continues the Sermon on the Mount in Matthew Chapter 6, and honestly? A surprising amount of it sounds like a direct subtweet at modern performative Christianity. Public prayer? Knock it off. Announcing your…

Matthew Chapter 1 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists

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May 17, 2026

Matthew Chapter 1 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists

Matthew Chapter 1 came out swinging with genealogy, messiah marketing, and some suspiciously convenient theological paperwork. In this Q&A episode, we slow way down and unpack why Matthew starts the New Testament with a…

Matthew Chapter 5: Bible Study by Atheists

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May 13, 2026

Matthew Chapter 5: Bible Study by Atheists

Jesus finally gets his big red-letter sermon moment in Matthew Chapter 5, and wow, does he come out swinging with bumper-sticker theology, impossible moral standards, and some casual “maybe cut off your hand” energy.…

Matthew Chapter 4: Bible Study by Atheists

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May 11, 2026

Matthew Chapter 4: Bible Study by Atheists

Jesus gets baptized, immediately wanders into the wilderness, fasts for 40 days and 40 nights, and then Satan shows up with the spiritual equivalent of a bad frat dare: “Turn rocks into bread,” “jump…

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