Pope Joan and the Papal Ball Check: How the Church Pants-Checked History
The Mystery Pope With a Uterus: Who Was Pope Joan? Picture it: the 9th century, Europe is all plague and patriarchy, and boom—legend has it a woman cons her way to the…
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Christian Nationalism Hypocrisy in U.S. Law
Christian nationalism hypocrisy in U.S. law is no longer hiding behind the pulpit. It’s marching straight into legislatures with Ten Commandments posters and a big ol' side of “moral panic.” You’ve probably…
Ryan Walters’ SLAPP Lawsuit Against FFRF
Ryan Walters vs. the Constitution: A Masterclass in Missing the Point When it comes to Oklahoma's education system, Superintendent Ryan Walters seems less interested in improving literacy rates and more focused on…
The Prosperity Gospel in One Picture: A Closer Look at Televangelists, Christian Nationalism, and Biblical Hypocrisy
? Dive Into the Dysfunctional Glory ? Greedy preachers, private jets, holy scandals… The Righteous Gemstones is the televangelist satire you didn’t know you needed. Watch the unholy family unravel in hilarious,…
The TheoBros’ Holy War: Patriarchy, Politics, and the Gospel According to Misogyny
Meet the TheoBros (aka: Pastors with Podcasts and Daddy Issues) You know the type. Guy in a flannel shirt, quoting Paul like he wrote it himself, and somehow always recording from his…
Thou Shalt Indoctrinate: Texas Mandates Ten Commandments in Public Schools
Holy Tablets or Political Propaganda? Texas lawmakers have a bold new education plan: skip the books, ditch the facts, and just slap a few commandments on the wall. Because apparently, nothing prepares…
The Bible Says What?! A Cuss-Filled Tour Through God’s Dumbest Laws
Welcome to the Theocratic Thunderdome Ah, the Bible. That sacred, untouchable tome filled with divine wisdom, moral instruction, and the occasional homicidal commandment to stone your own damn kids. If you've ever…
Christian Nationalism Hypocrisy – Jesus Was a Dirty Socialist
Introducing the Brown-Skinned, Anti-Capitalist, Free Healthcare Preacher Conservatives Pretend Isn’t in the Bible Christian nationalism hypocrisy has become its own religion. A religion where Jesus votes red, carries a rifle, and quotes…
Jesus Didn’t Die for Your Sins, But This Mouse Might Glow for Them
The Glowing Mouse Messiah Myth Begins Leave it to Christians to take a legitimate scientific study on biophoton emissions and twist it faster than a televangelist begging for jet fuel. In a…
Pope Leo XIV and LGBTQ+ Catholics: A Papacy at a Crossroads
The election of Pope Leo XIV, the first American pontiff, has sparked discussions about the Catholic Church's direction, especially concerning LGBTQ+ issues. While his initial messages emphasize unity and dialogue, past statements…
