Hosea: Proof God Needs Therapy?
Well folks, we're back with another Bible breakdown, and this time we're diving headfirst into the messy, melodramatic world of Hosea. Buckle up, because it's a wild ride full of bad metaphors,…
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Holy Commandments, Batman! Louisiana’s Gone Biblical
Well, folks, it seems Louisiana has decided to take a trip back in time – all the way back to the days when public schools doubled as Sunday School. That's right, the…
Is the Universe a Divine Watch or a Cosmic Joke? Debunking the ‘Watchmaker’ Argument
Is the Universe a Divine Watch or a Cosmic Joke? Debunking the 'Watchmaker' Argument by Sacrilegious Discourse The Flawed Logic of Design Read on SubstackRelated Posts December 14, 2024 Why This "Return…
From Egypt with Despair: Baruch’s Not-So-Excellent Adventure
Welcome back, dear heathens, to another snark-filled blog post where we dissect the ancient narratives of Jeremiah, particularly Chapter 45. Buckle up, because it's a bumpy ride through idolatry, political chaos, and…
Prophecy and Popcorn: Binge-Watching Judah’s Downfall with Jeremiah as Your Guide
Hello, fellow skeptics and myth-busters! Grab your popcorn because today we're diving into an episode that's like the 'Game of Thrones' of ancient prophecies—only with less dragons and more smiting. We're talking…
Jeremiah and Baruch: Biblical Buddies or Babylonian Spies?
Oh, my dear freethinking comrades, gather 'round as we dissect one of the juiciest conspiracies this side of the ancient Euphrates: were Jeremiah and his trusty sidekick Baruch just devout prophets, or…
When Prophets Play Politics: Jeremiah’s Divine Diplomacy Debacle
Oh, ancient politics, you sly old fox. We've dug through the dust-covered tomes of history, or in this case, the cobweb-ridden chapters of the good ol' Bible, and what did we find?…
Gedaliah’s Last Supper: When ‘Pass the Salt’ Turned Deadly
Hey there, secular savants and scripture skeptics! Buckle up as we carve into the not-so-holy pages of ancient texts, because today, we're serving up a biblical banquet that turned into a butcher's…
Double Agent Jeremiah: The Biblical James Bond or Just Really Lucky?
Welcome back to our corner of the heretical hive-mind, where we dissect ancient texts with a side of skepticism and a sprinkle of snark. Today, we're zeroing in on a biblical figure…
The Prophecy of Playing Both Sides: Jeremiah’s Guide to Ancient Espionage
Welcome, heathens and history buffs, to another thrilling installment of "Sacrilegious Discourse," where we leave no holy stone unturned, no divine deception unchecked, and no prophet's pockets unpicked. Today, we're diving into…
