Genesis Contradictions
Bible Study for Atheists - GenesisMay 28, 2023x
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Genesis Contradictions

We have reached the end of the Book of Genesis,


so it's time for Husband and Wife to play another round of a game called You're Always Wrong.


You may be shocked to learn that we've found a few contradictions in the Bible. No wonder it's so easy to cherry-pick quotes to back up any claim!


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[00:00:00] Welcome to Sacrilegious Discourse. I'm husband, and I'm wife. Together we're reading

[00:00:09] the Bible for the very first time. We grew up without religion and wanted to know what

[00:00:14] all the fuss was about. Well, what do we learn so far? That God is a dick and apparently

[00:00:19] some people believe in talking donkeys. We're not trying to pass ourselves off as experts.

[00:00:23] Nope, we're just reading the Bible for the first time and giving our first take reaction.

[00:00:28] If you'd like to join us in this venture, you might consider starting an episode one.

[00:00:32] Otherwise jump in wherever you like. Alright, let's go read the Bible. Yeah, let's get to it.

[00:00:40] Husband! Wife! Do you know what we are doing today? Well, we're kind of going back to the beginning.

[00:00:46] We are beginning. One might even call it the Genesis. The Genesis, the day, the one day, day one.

[00:00:54] Well, there was like seven of them. But in the beginning there was just the word.

[00:00:58] And it was dark thing. And he found it good until he did some other shit and that was good too.

[00:01:03] Right, he made light twice. He did! Good stuff. And there were two different creation stories

[00:01:08] so they made things out of order depending on which one you go with. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[00:01:15] Alright, so we never did early on when we first did Genesis. We never did a contradictions episode.

[00:01:20] That is correct, my good sir. Which we've been doing for our other books. We have. So here we are

[00:01:25] later on in our podcast. We're coming back to it. We're doing what? We are doing um well I think

[00:01:33] we call them not contradictions but you're always wrong. We're gonna start that right in Genesis,

[00:01:39] huh? Okay. We are. So here's our contradictions episode for Genesis. Yep.

[00:01:50] Okay. So we are doing our Genesis. Um you're always wrong. But I mean, I can be right. Nope.

[00:02:04] You're never right. Please? Nope. Does this once? Not even a bit. But I am gonna say a couple

[00:02:09] things before we get started. Just a couple? Yeah. Okay. Okay. For one thing, um the site that I used

[00:02:15] for these contradictions, there were 83 potential. Oh yeah. That's why it took me so long. And

[00:02:21] this is just within Genesis? Yeah as compared to the rest of the Bible you know. Not just

[00:02:26] contradicting itself but contradicted against other books. Okay. Contradictions throughout. Got

[00:02:33] it. You know what I mean? Yeah. But we haven't read all the other books. Right. So that's what I'm

[00:02:38] saying. It started out with 83 and I narrowed them down to I think 24, I'm not gonna scroll

[00:02:46] the way down there. Okay. And we like about 25 questions. Got it. Yeah. More than that though,

[00:02:54] the questions that I skipped were not only the ones that come from books that we haven't read yet.

[00:03:01] I also skipped ones that were like how old was so and so when they entered this land where they

[00:03:07] read 33 or 34 I don't fucking care. Right. Yeah. And I could just as easily make that

[00:03:14] contradiction. Sure. Sure. So I just, I don't know I skipped kind of some of that and then I skipped

[00:03:20] there were a couple others that we had kind of mentioned at the time that were like

[00:03:25] I don't really feel like that's necessarily a contradiction so much is record keeping bullshit

[00:03:33] and you know, who was so and so's dad? Was it this guy or that guy from these countries

[00:03:38] and I couldn't remember either of them. So I knew that you wouldn't. So obviously who cares?

[00:03:42] Right. Right. So I'm just letting it be known that there are other questions.

[00:03:48] I narrowed it down to these 24, 25. Sure. So yeah. With that being said, number one. Number one.

[00:03:56] When was having created? Do you want multiple choices? Yeah. Okay. It was either in the beginning

[00:04:04] or it was on the second day of creation. Which one? I mean, I'm going to go with in the beginning.

[00:04:12] Right. I mean obviously that's where you should stow. Sure. Stow go. Stow it. Yeah. Because Genesis

[00:04:20] it won one chapter one verse one, the very first sentence of the fucking Bible. Right.

[00:04:25] In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Right. So you would think that that's

[00:04:30] the correct answer but guess what? That's not it. You're always wrong or it is it but it's also this.

[00:04:36] It's also this because on the second day of creation, God said let there be a firmament in the

[00:04:42] midst of the waters and let it divide the waters from the waters and God made the firmament

[00:04:47] and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament

[00:04:53] and it was so and God called the firmament heaven. Yeah. And the evening in the morning was the

[00:04:59] second day. Okay. And that is also in Genesis chapter one, just a few verses later. Got it. So

[00:05:04] book off. Yeah. Okay. Yep. Number two. Two. When did God divide light from darkness? Do you want

[00:05:11] some multiple? No. It's on day one and day four. Did you just look at my list? Oh, you remember.

[00:05:17] Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah. You can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't

[00:05:21] okay fine it was day one. Okay. So yeah on day one, still in Genesis chapter one here,

[00:05:28] God divided the light from the darkness and he called the light day and he called the darkness

[00:05:34] night and the evening and the morning were the first day. Okay. Yeah. But also, you're always wrong

[00:05:41] even though you try to make it not so because you get out of the answers but you're still wrong. Yeah.

[00:05:47] Okay. Just making sure. Sure. Okay. God made two great lights, the greater light to rule the day

[00:05:52] and the lesser light to rule the night because that's how science doesn't work to divide the light

[00:05:58] from the darkness and God sold it. It was good but it wasn't really in the evening and the

[00:06:03] morning were the fourth day. Got it. Yes. Yes. It was both at once. Yeah. So I guess on that one,

[00:06:09] I'll okay but not really. Oh, no. I'm clipping that shit. No. That's why I mumbled it so it

[00:06:17] makes a lousy clip. Number three, when were the stars made? I. Okay wait. It makes me think of the

[00:06:24] movie Ghostbusters where she goes is it a star at the very beginning when Peter Vinkman is testing

[00:06:34] the subjects trying to test for ESP and he shocks the guy and right, right. Yeah. Tell the girl,

[00:06:40] clear your mind. Yeah. And she's yeah. I got it. Yeah. Yeah. Is it a star? So when were they made?

[00:06:47] Fourth day. Well, you would think that because it does say that on the fourth day of creation after

[00:06:53] the earth was made in the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth in Genesis chapter or verse

[00:06:59] one. Shut up. Chapter one, verse one. Yeah. Okay. And he needs stars also and God set them in the

[00:07:05] firmament of heaven and evening and a morning were the fourth day. Right. Okay. Yeah. But also you're

[00:07:12] always wrong. Okay. Because it happened before the earth was made. Oh. Where was that when I laid

[00:07:20] the foundations of the earth? When the morning stars sang together and that was just in chapter

[00:07:25] joke. Yeah. So how does that mean that it was done before the earth was made? Because he laid the

[00:07:32] foundations of the earth and then the morning stars. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, that's not real

[00:07:39] clear. Yeah. That's not real clear. I probably shouldn't have included that but I just wanted to

[00:07:43] because I really liked the whole morning star singing together. Sure. And I also like that we just

[00:07:49] read joke. Sure. Okay. All right. It just felt good. Yeah. Okay. But yeah, I won't say that you

[00:07:55] were wrong on that one because it's a dumb question but I certainly won't say that you were right.

[00:07:59] Okay. Okay. Yeah. Number four, how many gods are there? Well, there's there's countless gods.

[00:08:07] Are there? There are. And even Godway technically is multiple gods because Elohim and

[00:08:12] yeah. You know, all that wonderful shit. Yeah. There are several gods in the book of Genesis. God

[00:08:17] uses a plural program to refer to Himself, herself itself, themselves, whatever.

[00:08:22] Implying that there is more than one god up there. So like in Genesis, he says and God said,

[00:08:28] let us make man in our image and then further on in Genesis. And the Lord said, behold,

[00:08:32] that man has become as one of us to know good and evil. And then leader one, he says, let us go

[00:08:38] down there and confound their language. So yeah. The Old Testament God is a god of gods who

[00:08:44] is worshiped by other gods. Okay. So in Deuteronomy, we've got for the Lord your God is God of gods

[00:08:51] and Lord of Lords. Yeah. And also he's better than the other gods like of course he is. I mean,

[00:08:58] Away, Elohim, forever. Yeah. In Exodus, we got who is like unto the O Lord among all the gods.

[00:09:06] Yeah. And also now I know that the Lord is greater than all gods and also still in Exodus,

[00:09:12] the outshout have no other gods before me. But this is by the time we got to Exodus though,

[00:09:16] this is when they were talking about other gods like there's like these other gods that exist out

[00:09:21] there and they were kind of like localized demigod that things. Yeah. But still how many gods you know

[00:09:27] right? No, there's a bunch. There's a bunch. The Hebrew God judges the other god and there's all

[00:09:34] kinds of stuff about that. And he's a jealous god. He's jealous of other gods. So I mean,

[00:09:39] there's all kinds of oh and if you give God glory, he'll go easy on you and all your other gods.

[00:09:44] Mm hmm. Yeah. And these are all like in the early parts of the Bible except for

[00:09:52] the one that I just said is in first Samuel. So even as far as first Samuel, he was like talking

[00:09:58] about other gods. Wow. And in first Chronicles, you have to fear God more than the other gods

[00:10:05] and back to Exodus. Don't sacrifice to any other gods or he'll getcha. I got to admit,

[00:10:11] I kind of miss now we move beyond the multiple. I mean like maybe we'll still run into it at some

[00:10:16] point but we don't seem to be talking about multiple gods anymore than we're at currently. We're

[00:10:22] headed towards that whole Christian monotheistic god. I'm like I kind of enjoyed when they were like

[00:10:27] talking about all these other gods and shit. Yeah, it was more fun and childishishishish. Yeah. Right? Yeah.

[00:10:34] So I could keep going on and on but ultimately you're always wrong. Right? Because absolutely not

[00:10:40] sir. Yeah. There is only one god. Only one. Only one. Untidy it was showed that thou mightest know

[00:10:46] that the Lord he is God, there is none else beside him. That's a deuteronomy. And there is no

[00:10:53] no other god and the Lord God is our one Lord and see now that I even I am he and there is no god

[00:11:02] with me and just god is God. Okay? Yeah. So you're always wrong. Got it. Don't never forget it.

[00:11:10] All right. We'll try not to forget it. Yeah, I mean there were so many more examples like I'm still

[00:11:14] scrolling. Oh yeah. There's so many other gods. Yeah, we don't want to read them all. No,

[00:11:19] it's too boring. Yeah. But I was just letting you know. Okay. Okay. So number five is childbearing

[00:11:25] simple. Well, I mean yes because you are you're unclean for like a month afterward or something

[00:11:34] like that if you have a girl. I think so. Yeah. Kind of. Okay. Yeah. After delivering a child a

[00:11:41] woman must kill a lamb and a dove as a sin offering to purify herself. And she has to bring that

[00:11:48] lamb the first year and a young pigeon or dove for a sin offering onto the door of the tabernacle

[00:11:54] of the congregation unto the priest who shall offer it before the Lord and make an atonement for her.

[00:12:00] Right. Because some babies squeezed out her disgusting nasty vagina hole. We all know how that is.

[00:12:06] Gross! How dare she? How dare she spit that baby out of her vagina hole. Yeah. My god gross.

[00:12:17] He he when that happens. But also you're always wrong. Okay. Because God commands us to have children

[00:12:25] so it can't be sinful. He says be fruitful and multiply like a million times just the genesis alone.

[00:12:32] Like you do it kind of gets old. Yeah. Dude, we got it. We got it man. Yeah. Have a million babies.

[00:12:37] We're gonna have babies that make up all the sands and the ground and all the stars in the sky.

[00:12:42] Yeah. There's gonna be lots of fucking babies. Okay. Not only that but live long and prosper.

[00:12:51] I mean kind of similar right? Right. Yeah. But yeah, he's just so back and forth like have a lot

[00:12:57] of babies but you're gross for it. Well, I think he's kind of above mine honestly.

[00:13:02] Like you know as far as it's written. Yeah, we got to have a lot of babies but obviously

[00:13:07] you're disgusting for having done that Jesus. Yeah. I mean honestly like anything that can make

[00:13:13] women look gross. Let's do it. Let's do it. The Bible doesn't particularly seem to like women.

[00:13:19] I think that the Bible would be really excited about all the bent dick and dick pill commercials

[00:13:26] that we see on TV nowadays. And I think that God would be disgusted by the

[00:13:33] the pads. Like we're seeing more feminine hygiene products now. Yeah, sure. And I think God would be

[00:13:40] disgusted by that. Probably. Probably. That's probably very sinful to even discuss that. Yeah,

[00:13:45] I was actually listening to a podcast recently where this lady was talking about how

[00:13:53] when she was looking for information on menopause because she was in her mid 40s. Yeah.

[00:13:58] I was starting to have all these different symptoms and kept going to her doctor to find out what

[00:14:03] was what. And finally found out like, oh, duh. I'm going through menopause or perimenopause which is

[00:14:10] the early stages of menopause. Right. And she went to her local library and there was exactly one

[00:14:16] hard copy of a book on a shelf about menopause. Wow. Yeah. And so she was like absolutely not

[00:14:24] sure. She wrote her own book. And apparently there are at least 35 symptoms of menopause and we just

[00:14:32] don't talk about it. Huh. Yeah. Interesting. I keep saying menopause. It's not just hot flashes.

[00:14:36] No, it's way more than that. And like until you haven't had your period for a year,

[00:14:43] you're still in perimenopause. You're not in menopause until you have not had a period for a year.

[00:14:50] Got it. So if you're like keeping count of when your last period was and you get to like month

[00:14:55] nine, and then you have even a small period, you guys start that count all over. Yeah.

[00:15:01] That was a really interesting episode. But just thinking about that was like, yeah, why don't we

[00:15:06] talk about that? Like it's as common. It's like reverse, um, reverse puberty, you know? Right.

[00:15:13] Right. Right. And half of the fucking population goes through it. Well, I mean, I think that, uh,

[00:15:18] you know, this culture that we live in is okay with men getting old, but it's not okay with women

[00:15:23] getting old. Yeah. Yeah. And we're okay with broken dicks, but not with drive vaginas. Right. Yeah.

[00:15:29] And I just have a problem with that. I mean, yeah. Like why? Why? Why are we not embarrassed to talk

[00:15:37] about dicks being broken? Right. Like to me, that is a weird thing to talk about.

[00:15:44] Like if we're going to talk about genitalia, that's an odd thing. I mean, regardless of what we're

[00:15:49] talking about here, they're all weird to talk about, I guess in our society. Right. Right. But one

[00:15:53] shouldn't be more weird than another. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You can find

[00:15:57] broken dick commercials all over the fucking place. Right. Everybody knows what the blue pill is,

[00:16:03] but then we start talking about like drive a giant on everybody's like, ooh, or you know, the opposite

[00:16:09] web, wet ass pussy, right? Yeah. And everybody's like, ooh, like that's disgusting. Like, oh,

[00:16:14] it's more disgusting. Okay, got it. I wonder if we hold the record for the amount times that said

[00:16:19] drive a giant on a podcast episode. I mean, I don't know. No. I'm really. I'm just really upset

[00:16:26] about it. Okay. I'm really. No, I know. It's one of my topics. I was I was curious though. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:16:31] Okay. Let's move on. I think that was I think that was you hinting. Can we go now? Okay. So number six,

[00:16:38] may Adam eat from any tree? No. No. No, obviously, obviously he can't eat from the knowledge.

[00:16:47] The tree of knowledge. Yeah. Oh yeah, true. I'm sorry. But guess what? What? You're always wrong.

[00:16:53] You can eat from any fucking tree. Oh. Yeah. Behold. I have given you every herb bearing seed

[00:16:58] which is upon the face of the earth and every tree to you it shall be for meat. Go ahead.

[00:17:04] Okay. Eat everything. Yeah. Yeah. Go. That was only later that he told him. Yeah. Oh yeah, by the way.

[00:17:11] But there's this one tree. Got it. You can eat all the trees. Oh, but like a couple of chapters later.

[00:17:17] Oh wait, I meant to say, but not that one. Yeah, don't eat that one. Yeah, that one's off. Yeah.

[00:17:22] Yeah. Let me know. Or if we're going with, um, I forget is it Greek or Roman? I think Greek.

[00:17:29] Here, Pandora hold this box. Don't open it. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So okay, number seven,

[00:17:36] were plans created before or after humans? Um, I thought they were created before. Sure. Sure.

[00:17:43] Plans were created before humans in the first creation account. Plans were created on the third day

[00:17:49] and humans on the sixth day. Okay. Okay. But guess what? I'm right. You're always wrong. Shit.

[00:17:58] Plans were created after humans in the second creation account. God formed a man before any plants

[00:18:05] existed. It hadn't rained yet and there was no man to tell the grant. It's really dumb. Why would you

[00:18:10] make a, I mean, should have this shit in place before you build the man? Right? At least that's how I see it.

[00:18:15] Yeah. I mean, honestly, he did it all kind of wrong. If I were building a Lego set, right?

[00:18:21] I'd build the scene first in the house and all the animals. Yeah, it's true. You put the big

[00:18:25] guy in the house. You put the people in last. That's true. Right. You even actually put the animals in

[00:18:31] before you put the person. God doesn't play Lego very well. He did a bad Lego job. Yeah. Because

[00:18:36] wouldn't you put the animals be like, the person is the final thing. Yeah, definitely.

[00:18:40] Tada. Complete for sure. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. He sucks. Right. Um, number eight. Okay. How long did it take

[00:18:48] to create the heavens and the earth? Seven days. Wait. No. Six days rest on the seventh day.

[00:18:53] Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Okay. Six days. God said, let there be light and there was light. And I'm

[00:18:59] not going to read all of that because blah, blah, blah, blah. The seventh day God ended his work which he made

[00:19:05] and he rested on the seventh day for all his work, which he had made. Yeah. Right? But you're always wrong.

[00:19:13] Why? Why? Because it only took one day. What? Because there are the generations of the heavens and of

[00:19:19] the earth when they were created in the days that the Lord God made the earth and the heavens

[00:19:25] that one day. Well, but he made the earth and the heavens, but he didn't make all the stuff on him.

[00:19:30] Well, but he made them. Okay. They were created. All right. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm

[00:19:36] just saying. Number nine, did God originally create humans male and female? No, he made Adam first and

[00:19:45] then he cut out. I mean, I remember he zipped up his rib. Yeah, because we talked about God.

[00:19:49] Lazy. Yeah. God Lazy. Yeah. And you know, you would think that that is correct. But guess what? What?

[00:19:57] You're always wrong. Bullshit. Bullshit. Because God created man in his own image and the image of God

[00:20:05] created. He, him male and female created. He them. Where does it say that at? Genesis chapter one verse 27. But

[00:20:14] but but he made you made man first. But it says he did that and and that's before the chapter two where

[00:20:23] he talks about forming the man from the dust. Got it. Yeah. There was that whole story about Lula

[00:20:29] actually in him. That wasn't in the Bible. No, no, no, I know. But I mean in Jewish lore. Yeah. There's

[00:20:36] the whole, you know, Lula and Adam. She refused to submit. She wanted to be on top of that day. So maybe

[00:20:41] there is some, maybe there was some confusion there. I could see. Yeah. I could see that. I don't

[00:20:46] always want to submit. Just saying. I like to be in charge sometimes. Sometimes? We're talking about

[00:20:54] sex. Oh my God. Sorry. You are slow. I woke up from a nap early. Okay, you're right. I'm sorry.

[00:21:04] I'll have to have. Okay, number 10. Yeah. Does God respect anyone? No. He's a dick.

[00:21:13] I mean, he really, really is. He even said he said that he liked the Israelites. The

[00:21:20] no, he dislike the Israelites the least of any of the people. He did. I'm like, that is a

[00:21:24] dick thing to say. It really is. Oh, I don't like people at all but you guys.

[00:21:28] Yeah. You're right. Of all the people I hate, which is all of them, I hate you the least. Right?

[00:21:36] Yeah. Yeah. In due to Ronyme, he says for the Lord your God regardeth not persons and then in

[00:21:41] second Chronicles it says for there's no iniquity with the Lord our God nor respect of persons. So

[00:21:48] yeah, you're right. But guess what? What? You're also wrong because God had respect for some people.

[00:21:54] How bullshit. He had respect for able because he killed and sacrificed animals but he did not

[00:22:01] have respect for five days. He did not have respect for Kane who only offered God some veggies. Yeah.

[00:22:08] And the Lord had respect unto able, but unto Kane into his offering he had not respect. I was Genesis

[00:22:16] chapter 4. He also had respect for the Israelites. And God looked upon the children of Israel and

[00:22:23] God had respect unto them. That's an Exodus. I don't, I don't believe it because he was a dick.

[00:22:29] He's a dick. I totally agree with you. We were the time when they were asking them for food and he

[00:22:32] sent me like inundated them with fucking ducks or whatever made like dead whales fall over. Yeah.

[00:22:37] Like bullshit. Here's some fucking meat you whiners. Yeah. But also in Leviticus he says for I will

[00:22:44] have respect onto you and make your bootball and multiply you and establish my covenant with you.

[00:22:51] Right. Yeah. He did. He liked us. And then in second Kings and God looked upon the children of

[00:22:57] Israel and God have respect unto them. Yep. Yep. Okay. So I don't know what to tell you. He's a

[00:23:05] dick. He is a dick. I'm going to give you that number 11. What became of Kane? Uh, what became

[00:23:12] he he went off to the land of Nod and got married and had children and shit with those magical

[00:23:18] people that just popped up out of nowhere. Yeah. Yeah. He settled down, married, had us on him,

[00:23:23] built a city and that was in Genesis chapter four and Kane went out from the presence of the Lord

[00:23:30] and dwelt in the land of Nod on the east of Eden and Kane knew his wife and she conceived and bore

[00:23:37] Enoch and he build it a city and called the name of the city after the name of his son Enoch. Yeah,

[00:23:43] because all of a sudden the world was like populated and stuff. We were like whoa. That was big.

[00:23:47] What happened there? I didn't get all that. Right. Yeah. Came out of nowhere. That escalated quickly.

[00:23:53] Did. Did. But guess what? What? You're always wrong because he was a no man. The

[00:24:01] Gubong call me what you will. What? I think I did that slightly wrong but still you get

[00:24:10] the answer. Yeah. I tried my hand at Metallica and fed. Right. Right. Yeah. He was a fugitive and a

[00:24:15] vagabond but I cannot hear the word vagabond without thinking of that line from a job. Right. Right.

[00:24:20] Okay. And so in Genesis chapter four also it says and now they'll cursed from the earth which

[00:24:28] have opened her mouth to receive like brother's blood from my hand when thou tell us the ground

[00:24:33] it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength. Right. A fugitive and a vagabond shall

[00:24:39] thou be in the earth. Right then and that bothered me at the time because I'm like how did he then

[00:24:44] go prosper over here and make cities and shit? He was not a fugitive if he fucking founded a city.

[00:24:50] Right. Yeah. He was not a vagabond if he had a wife and kids and they built things. Right. He was fine.

[00:24:58] Yeah. He was fucking fine. Yeah. He was over there. He had to work a little bit but he was fine.

[00:25:03] Right. Yeah. So that bothers me. Okay. Number 12 is everyone descended from Adam and Eve?

[00:25:12] Yeah. I mean, I don't believe so but yes, sure. According to the Bible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:25:17] Everyone's descended from Adam and Eve and Adam called his wife's name Eve because she was

[00:25:21] the mother of all living. Right. Right. Right. But guess what? What? You're always wrong

[00:25:28] because no, some of the things that live are not descended from her. I say things because the

[00:25:34] Nephilim were the giant offspring of the sons of God like maybe angels or whatever. Right.

[00:25:41] And the daughter of men so they were descended entirely from Adam and Eve.

[00:25:45] Eve and her brood maybe or Adam maybe. Yeah. I don't know. I can't really get it.

[00:25:52] Right. I wish some of you would, I mean, I wish it was clarified more. Yeah.

[00:25:55] Because I, I, this is a point of contention, right? Like do we all come from Adam and Eve or not?

[00:26:00] Well, some of the Nephilim made giant babies. Right. But then then we also killed off all the giants

[00:26:06] at some point. But did we though? I don't know. Because remember. Right. No, I know.

[00:26:10] Some of them caught one of them caught a ride on back too. Yeah. Yeah. So there were giants in the

[00:26:16] earth in those days and also after that when the sons of God came in onto the daughters of men

[00:26:21] and they bore children to them. And same became mighty men which were of old men of renowns.

[00:26:28] And at least some of the Nephilim survived the flood according to the book of numbers.

[00:26:33] Okay. So maybe there are still some giant offspring of God's sons around today.

[00:26:37] Mm-hmm. Do you think? No. No? No. No? I mean, there's Shaq.

[00:26:44] You think he's a giant? I mean, he's tall. Give me that. But do you think he's like descended from giant?

[00:26:49] No. No, no, I don't. He's descended from angels? I don't know. No? No. And there we saw the giants,

[00:26:56] the sons of a neck which come up the giants and we were in our own site as grasshoppers.

[00:27:02] And so we were in their site. Oh. Grasshoppers. Yeah. Yeah. That was in the book of numbers.

[00:27:07] Okay. Okay. Did you notice how the size of the giants shrank over time too?

[00:27:13] I did notice that. At first in the Bible they were like giant giants. Right. It was just in the

[00:27:17] bottom. They were like kind of like, you know, just real tall. Really tall. Yeah.

[00:27:23] But I think that we discovered that tallness

[00:27:27] that it was merely real tall and not giant. Right. In one of our Q&As. I don't think that was

[00:27:33] yeah. Bibley. Right. Right. Right. I don't know if that argument was. I don't know either.

[00:27:37] The water. Number 13 was God satisfied with His creation? Yes. Yes. He was pleased with everything

[00:27:46] he made. Yeah. He saw everything that he had made and behold it was very good though he did kill

[00:27:52] everybody at some point and wished he'd never created it. So that was a nice correction that you

[00:27:57] just tried to do but you're still always wrong. Yeah. Yeah. It repented the Lord that he had made man

[00:28:02] on the earth and it grieved him at his heart. And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created

[00:28:08] from the face of the earth both man and beast and the creeping thing and the bowels of the air

[00:28:14] for it repented me that I have made them. Yeah, there's that drunk God dad coming out. Right.

[00:28:22] I will smite the right. Yeah. Okay. Number 14. Yeah. When did Noah enter the arc?

[00:28:29] Uh you want multiple choices? Yeah, please. Okay. It was either seven days before the flood began

[00:28:35] or the day that the flood began. The day that the flood began? Sure. Sure. In the 600th year of Noah's

[00:28:42] life in the second month, the 17th day of the month, the same day where all the fountains of the

[00:28:47] of the great deep broken up and the windows of heaven were opened and the rain was upon the earth

[00:28:52] 40 days and 40 nights. In the self same day entered Noah and Shem and Ham and J5th the sons of Noah

[00:29:01] and Noah's wife and the three wives of his son with them into the arc. But guess what? What?

[00:29:07] You're always wrong because it was seven days before the flood began and Noah went in and his sons

[00:29:14] and his wife and his sons wives with him into the arc and it came to pass after seven days that

[00:29:20] the waters of the flood were upon the earth. Uh okay. We don't know was it before the flood or as

[00:29:26] the flood came? I don't know who could fucking know right? Yeah. Number 15 how many of each clean

[00:29:31] animals did Noah take into the arc? Two. Right. Everybody knows that right? Of every living thing of all

[00:29:38] flesh, two of every sort shall thou bring into the arc right? Yeah. Yeah. Multiple different times

[00:29:44] in multiple different ways it says that right? Right but guess what? You're always wrong okay? Because

[00:29:52] there were seven of every clean beast thou shalt take thee by sevens the male and his female.

[00:30:00] Remember we commented on that at the time? Yeah. We were like wait what? No that's not one of each.

[00:30:05] That's several of each. Right right. Yeah which you know scientifically makes a lot more sense but

[00:30:12] like that doesn't match the story. Right. So yeah I think I think we talk about the time like maybe

[00:30:17] they need some food to feed some of the other animals or something. But we also agreed that

[00:30:22] that doesn't matter. It's still bad phrasing and they should have edited it directly. Right.

[00:30:30] Number 16 did everyone except for Noah and his family die in the flood? Yes. Yes. Everything died

[00:30:40] except for those on the arc. Right totally. Yeah. And goes on great detail to tell us that only him and

[00:30:48] his pals on the arc survived. Yeah. K but guess what? What? No! What the fuck? Some survived. No it's

[00:30:56] bullshit. There were giants in the earth in those days. Remember? Yeah. Yeah they survived. Yeah because

[00:31:03] there was giants afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. According to the Bible. But no unicorns. No unicorns.

[00:31:10] Number 17. How long did the flood last? Wasn't it like 40 days and 40... I don't know.

[00:31:22] I can't remember now. 40 days and 40 nights? That's the story that we all remember so yeah.

[00:31:29] All right. The earth was the flood was 40 days upon the earth. But it also seemed like it was more like

[00:31:33] six months by the time we got done with everything. Yeah it was 150 days. Right. Yeah. The waters

[00:31:40] prevailed upon the earth 150 days and the waters returned from off the earth continually and after

[00:31:46] the end of the 150 days the waters were abated. Right. So it was like which one is it you guys? Yeah.

[00:31:53] I just don't understand. Maybe it rained for 40 days and 40 nights and then the water stuck around

[00:31:57] after the rest of the time. Took that long to come down. It makes me think of that song and I don't

[00:32:03] know who sings it. 40 days and 40 nights up under something something and I love you and you love

[00:32:10] me and we have sex and blah blah blah. Something about how you're the eighth world wonder.

[00:32:17] Okay. It was a one-hit wonder. Do you remember that? Got a one-hit wonder. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:32:20] But the eighth world wonder. I... 40 days and 40 nights. If I heard the song maybe I would know

[00:32:26] it is but yeah. I'd have to hear it. Yeah. Not not me. Not your wife singing. No. Absolutely not.

[00:32:32] Not out of context now. Nope. Okay. Number 18. How long was the arc of float? It was...

[00:32:41] It was like 80 qubits wasn't it? No, not how long was it? Like how long was it a float? How many days

[00:32:50] months weeks years did it stay a float? Isn't this the same question we just asked? Like I don't...

[00:32:54] No, no, no. No, no. No. No. That was how long was the flood there. That's not the same as how

[00:33:00] long did it stay a float? I don't know. Do you want to multiple choice? Yeah. Give me multiple choice.

[00:33:07] Okay. It was either seven months or so or at least ten months. I'll go with seven months or so.

[00:33:13] Okay. That's that's the first one. Okay. The arc rested in the seventh month on the 17th day of the

[00:33:18] month upon the mountains of Everrat. Got it. Okay? Yeah. But you're always wrong. Of course I am. Yeah.

[00:33:24] It was at least ten months. At least. The waters decreased continually until the 10th month,

[00:33:29] in the 10th month, on the first day of the month were the tops of the mountain scenes. So how could

[00:33:33] they have fucking landed on some tops? Right. That weren't seen yet. Yeah. It's a good point. No,

[00:33:38] no bad writing. Yeah. Shitty story. I mean the whole Bible is kind of that way. But I just remember being

[00:33:45] so upset with Genesis. Right. No. It's like literally from one verse to the next. It was like what are

[00:33:51] you trying to say? Right. Get your shit together. Number 19, what kind of animals may we eat?

[00:34:01] The like not the ones that have like split hooves. That is one answer. And I don't know there's some other

[00:34:11] rules too. Don't eat animals that chew the cudd or divide the hoofs. Right that. Okay? Yeah. So don't do it.

[00:34:19] But also um don't eat any animals. Why? God originally told humans to eat only plants. Really? Yeah.

[00:34:28] That was in Genesis chapter one. And God said behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which

[00:34:34] is upon the face of the earth and every tree in which in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed.

[00:34:41] To you it shall be for meat. So that's what they were supposed to eat at first. They were not

[00:34:45] supposed to eat animals. But then why do like one of the first things that he gave humans with livestock?

[00:34:50] If you're giving humans livestock, they don't understand. Totally agree. But then he says you know the

[00:34:56] thing about the chew in the cub and divided cudd. Oh okay. Yeah. And then also um he says there are

[00:35:07] beasts which you shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth. So um he just keeps changing

[00:35:14] like his answer. Yeah. Also eat anything that moves after the flood. God changes mind about what

[00:35:20] people should eat and their vegan days were over and they were allowed to eat anything. Plants

[00:35:25] were no longer on the menu. Got it. Got it. Yeah. Eat every moving thing that live it shall be meat

[00:35:31] for you. Yeah. That's Genesis chapter nine. That's crazy. Yeah. That'll make us kill and eat flesh and

[00:35:36] all that gates whatsoever. They're so lusty after the unclean and the clean mate eat thereof

[00:35:42] as of the row buck and as of the heart. They lust after meat? Sure they do. Did you hear those

[00:35:48] bitches crying because they had no food and that's why um God made it rain quails on them. Right.

[00:35:54] Right. Here's your fucking meat. Yeah. Lusty assholes. Right. Yeah. So they were allowed to eat

[00:35:59] clean and unclean after Deuteronomy. Okay. Fug it. Right. Number 20, are we punished for the sins

[00:36:06] of others? Well yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. I mean like in more than one way. Yeah. That's

[00:36:14] original sin obviously. You know you got the you eat in the fruit of the knowledge tree or whatever

[00:36:21] and then you got like where um you know he likes to and give punishment for generations down the line

[00:36:28] sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. God punishes children for things that their fathers, grandfathers, great

[00:36:33] grandfathers and great great grandfathers did. Lincoln Deuteronomy is as I the Lord they got him

[00:36:39] a jealous god visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth

[00:36:44] generation. Yeah. That's an exodus and something. Sometimes it was an extended generation. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:36:50] Let's see scrolling down here um he keeps saying the third and fourth generation blah blah blah

[00:36:57] but then if we also get to bastards quote unquote you know those born out of wedlock right. Don't

[00:37:03] choose to be bastards and yet God punishes them by excluding them from his congregation

[00:37:09] and not just them but all of their descendants for ten generations. That's such crap. A bastard shall not

[00:37:15] enter into the congregation of the Lord even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into

[00:37:22] the congregation of the Lord. What kind of God punishes a human being for simply existing?

[00:37:29] Um a shit god who is based on the values of shit humans. Right yeah. Yeah. And if you fail to follow

[00:37:36] all of God's commandments God will curse your children. Mm hmm. If that will not harken unto the voice

[00:37:41] of the Lord thy God to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day

[00:37:49] curse it shall be the fruit of thy body. Okay. Fuck you says God. Right. Um then there was when

[00:37:55] Ham saw his father Noah drunken naked. Yeah. And Noah cursed Ham's son Canaan and all of Canaan's

[00:38:02] descendants with slavery and this curse punished a son and perhaps an entire race of people

[00:38:09] for something his father supposedly did. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Okay. And then um God quote unquote

[00:38:17] closed up all the wounds of the women and King of Bimalax court to punish him for believing

[00:38:23] Abraham's cowardly lie about his half sister and wife Sarah. Right. You remember he was like this

[00:38:29] is my sister right? Right and Bucker yeah. Right. So God punished the women for whatever it was

[00:38:36] that Abraham. That was so angry right then yeah that was such crap. Yeah. And then God punished

[00:38:41] all of Eli's descendants for the behavior of Eli's sons. I don't know if you remember that. Um

[00:38:48] Kind of yeah well then God was angry at David for having Eureia killed. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:38:54] As a punishment God had David's wives raped by his neighbor while everyone watched. I remember

[00:39:00] that that was horrible and the neighbor that God chose to do his dirty work for him was none other than

[00:39:05] his own son Absalom. Right. Yeah that was so grotesque. Yep. Yep. And um to punish David for having

[00:39:13] Eureia killed and causing others to blaspheme God killed Bathsheba's baby boy. Remember that?

[00:39:20] They had another one though so you know that's fine. Right. Right. That's fine. Babies can be

[00:39:24] replaced. Fix that. Yeah. Yeah. God sent a three year famine on David's kingdom when God asked

[00:39:31] or when David asked why God answers it is for Saul in his bloody house because he slew the Gabyonites.

[00:39:37] So God sent a famine to punish a kingdom for something that a former king had done. Yeah.

[00:39:44] Remember that? Yeah. That was in second Samuel. Yep. Then to appease God and end the famine that was

[00:39:50] caused by his predecessor David agrees to have two of Saul's sons and five of his grandsons killed

[00:39:56] and hung up unto the Lord. God stopped the famine after Saul's sons and grandsons were killed

[00:40:02] in hung one. Right. Yep. Yep. I remember that. I do. To punish David for a census that he and or Satan

[00:40:09] inspired. God killed 70,000 men and 200,000 or so women and children in a pestilence. Why?

[00:40:17] Because they counted people. Yeah. Jesus Christ. He's so stupid. Do you remember that? We were so mad.

[00:40:23] Right. God was angry with Solomon but decided to punish Solomon's son rather than Solomon himself

[00:40:29] because he liked Solomon's father David so much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And since Ahab humbles himself

[00:40:37] before the Lord, God decides not to bring evil on him because he'll bring it on Ahab's son instead.

[00:40:44] Yes. That was in first Kings. That makes that shit makes no sense. Right? Yeah. Elijah made a servant

[00:40:51] gahazi and all his descendants lepers forever because he was just mad at them. Right? Yeah.

[00:40:58] But then the answer is actually no. Oh. Oh. Honey. No. Okay. God doesn't punish people for the actions

[00:41:04] of others. Wait, we just got done reading like a whole list. 10 minutes worth of things. Right? Yeah.

[00:41:10] We're always wrong. I'll take this one with you. Okay. The fathers shall not be put to death for the

[00:41:17] children. Neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers. Every man shall be put to

[00:41:22] death for his own fucking sin. That's a due to runny. Okay? And the same thing similarly stated

[00:41:28] is in second Kings and second Chronicles. It's funny. Right? It's almost like they heavily

[00:41:34] contradicted. It's almost like they don't read their own book. Right. They don't. They don't. Right.

[00:41:40] So all right, moving on because that's stupid and I hate it. Yeah. Number 21. How many languages

[00:41:46] were there before the Tower of Babel? Tower of Babel was built. Uh, 80? No. Do you remember

[00:41:55] what the Tower of Babel was? Yeah, it was the one that was the tower that was going to reach this guy

[00:41:59] and God got mad because you know, it was like how dare us go. Right. Yeah. So he knocked that

[00:42:04] shit down and that's what made all the languages, right? So before that, how many languages were there?

[00:42:09] I was guessing 80. I mean, I mean, I have made multiple choice. There was either only one because the

[00:42:14] knocking down of the tower is what created the languages. Oh, that's right. That's right. There was one.

[00:42:22] You're supposed to guess one. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Okay. You were doing it wrong. I was doing it wrong.

[00:42:26] Because you're always wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So there was only one language and the whole

[00:42:31] earth was of one language and of one speech in that Genesis chapter 11. Yeah. And the Lord said,

[00:42:36] behold, the people is one and they all have one language, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And

[00:42:40] they're going to come down. They yeah, them gods that God right. They're going to come down and

[00:42:45] knock that shit down because they are just you would think that God would be mad about like the

[00:42:49] International Space Station, right? Yeah. Or us landing on the moon. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Because those

[00:42:56] are way taller than the tower of Apple. Right. I mean, I have to wonder like how tall was that tower

[00:43:01] really? Yeah. Not very. No. I'd probably not. Yeah. So anyway, but you're always wrong. Okay.

[00:43:08] Always. Yeah. Because there were many languages and that's what you tried to say at first,

[00:43:12] but only because you're stupid. Yeah. I was being dumb. You were being dumb.

[00:43:18] By these were the Isles of the Gentiles divided in their lands everyone after his own tongue.

[00:43:23] And these are the sons of Ham and their families after their tongues. And these are the sons of

[00:43:28] Sham after their families after their tongues. So they each had different languages. Got it. Got it.

[00:43:33] But no, that's not the story. That's not the story. No, the story is that there was one

[00:43:38] language until we built the, we had the hubris. We flew too close to the sun. Right. Yeah.

[00:43:46] Number 22 is incest forbidden? Not if you asked lots of daughters.

[00:43:54] We're going to start there. No, it's totally acceptable. Yeah. Yeah. Because Abraham married his half

[00:44:01] sister Sarah. Yeah. I forgot that that was his half sister. Right. Honestly. Yep.

[00:44:05] They have the same father, but God didn't seem to mind that. He blessed their union and called her a

[00:44:11] mother of nations. Yeah. So you know, that's cool. I mean, it is what it is. Moses and Aaron were the

[00:44:18] products of an incestuous marriage. Yeah. Their father, Amriam was married to his sister, Jockebid.

[00:44:26] Oh, I have to just interrupt you for just a moment here. Someone on Twitter just yesterday actually

[00:44:31] was telling me how because, you know, there was less disease and less people and things were more

[00:44:37] pure back then. That incest was okay back then. And that's what I stopped talking about them. Yeah.

[00:44:44] Because I'm like, oh shit. Yeah. And then of course, there's the example that you provided for us

[00:44:51] when lot was impregnating. It not was not impregnating. No, yeah. Lot was raped by his two daughters. Yeah.

[00:44:58] But then we had to, we had to think about it. And we were like, really though was he,

[00:45:04] like, was that just putting the blame on the women? Right. You know, or did he not maybe like get them

[00:45:11] drunk and rape them himself, which seems more likely? Right. You know, but that's not how it reads.

[00:45:16] That's not how it reads. It specifically says that they got their daddy drunk and they each did a

[00:45:20] hop on pop. Right. Yeah. Okay. I get that. But I feel like there's no way in hell that that would

[00:45:28] happen. Right. I feel like that was somebody trying to make incest the disgusting thing it was

[00:45:38] and somehow, okay, if it's more okay if the girls do it versus the guy? No, it's that it was gross

[00:45:45] anyway. So let's put it on the girls. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. So yeah, that happened.

[00:45:50] Uh-huh. But also absolutely not don't do it. Incest is forbidden. Yeah.

[00:45:57] The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father or daughter of thy mother, that shall not

[00:46:03] fucking uncover. Got it. Okay. Seems like that brother is a little bit of a kiss.

[00:46:06] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, actually it was. Yeah.

[00:46:11] Also, they'll shout not uncover the nakedness of thy father's sister. Right.

[00:46:15] And don't be fucking each other's aunts and all that stuff. Right. Right. Yeah, no nakedness.

[00:46:22] It's a lot of lying with people and seeing their naked body. Yeah. Don't do it. Right.

[00:46:26] It's gross. Okay? Mm-hmm. Number 23, will God destroy those that inter marry and what we're

[00:46:33] talking about here is mixed marriages. Mixed race marriages. Yes. Yes he will. He will. Yes.

[00:46:39] Neither shall thou make marriages with them thy daughter thou shall not give unto a son

[00:46:43] nor his daughter shall thou take into thy son or they will turn away thy son from following me

[00:46:48] that they may serve other gods. So will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you and destroy

[00:46:55] thee suddenly? Mm-hmm. That's due to Ronnamy. Yeah. But guess what? What? Some of God's favorite people

[00:47:01] had foreign wives. Yeah. Like Joseph married an Egyptian woman from whom were born two of the

[00:47:08] patriarchs of Israel, Manassa and Ephraim. Okay. Remember? Yeah. Yeah. And then Moses married an

[00:47:15] Egyptian woman. Remember? And then when Aaron and Miriam complained about it, God gave Miriam

[00:47:21] leprosy. Right. Remember all that? Yep. Yep. So that all happened. Okay. Here's my last question.

[00:47:27] Yeah, I was right the first time 24. 24 questions. Got it. Okay. Yeah. And I didn't even copy pace the

[00:47:35] answer over here because there's a big chart that we're going to refer at. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

[00:47:41] What were the 12 tribes of Israel? Oh Lord. Do you remember that we had a hard time counting this

[00:47:50] at the time because Joseph was counted as one of the 12 sometimes but sometimes not because his

[00:47:58] sons Efer and Levi I think that the ones. And I'll remember. Okay. I remember Dan. Yes.

[00:48:06] I got Dan. Dan? And then there's, you know, Jacob. Jacob? Uh, was Jacob one? When Jacob one?

[00:48:13] Hold on. I see no. Oh, no. Shit. You're wrong. I'm wrong. Uh, there's Manassa? Yeah. Manassa and Efer

[00:48:22] not Levi. Yeah. It was Efer and Manassa were Joseph's kids. Right. And sometimes they were each

[00:48:28] counted individually instead of Joseph. Right. Right. Because remember Joseph um he like was not

[00:48:34] granted a blessing so that the two boys could have the blessing. Right. Yeah. Okay. So okay, there are

[00:48:42] um a total of 14 tribes on six different lists. Oh okay. So there's six different lists and

[00:48:52] many appear on all the lists. Some don't, some appear on only some of them. So if you like

[00:48:57] combine all the lists together, there's a total of 14 tribes. Okay. Yeah. Simon, Levi, Dan, Joseph,

[00:49:06] Efer and Manassa are on some of the list but not others. Interesting. Yeah. There's only eight tribes

[00:49:13] that are included on all the lists. Okay. The eight are Rubin, Simon? No, not Simon. I'm sorry.

[00:49:21] Rubin, Judah, Zebulon, Isacar, Not Dan, Gad, Asher, Nectali, and Benjamin. Got it. Okay.

[00:49:36] And I could not have named those. I could not have either. Right. I might have got some of them.

[00:49:41] Like, I remember that we were trying to count them and then I was like no you're counting it wrong

[00:49:45] because Joseph doesn't count because his two sons do and you were like right but that makes 13

[00:49:49] and I was like no you're wrong but it turns out it turns out you were still wrong but only partly

[00:49:58] you were less wrong than I was. Right. But still you're always wrong. Yeah. Yeah. And that wraps that

[00:50:06] up bitch. Awesome. So that was a long contradiction episode but I went as fast as I could and like

[00:50:15] I said, I narrowed down 83 questions to 24. I can't even imagine what this episode would look

[00:50:20] like with 83 questions. Fuck 83. We've been here all goddamn night. I was going to stop at 25

[00:50:25] regardless. So you're just lucky. I got to like I got all the way through there and I was like oh 24

[00:50:31] good, good, good, good. Yep. All right. Well so that was our Genesis contradictions episode. Sure

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