Jeremiah Chapter 34: Atheist Bible Study

Jeremiah Chapter 34: Atheist Bible Study

Strap in, folks, for another rollercoaster ride through the convoluted carnival that is the Bible, where Jeremiah Chapter 34 serves up a smorgasbord of divine double-talk and ethical yo-yoing that'll leave your head spinning faster than a cherubim with a jetpack. In this episode, our atheist podcasters navigate the biblical minefield of Jeremiah's prophecies with the finesse of a tap-dancing skeptic, unearthing the so-called 'sacred' shenanigans that make reality TV look like amateur hour.


The almighty apparently has a serious case of celestial amnesia, as we're once again treated to his favorite party trick: liberating slaves, then hitting the rewind button faster than you can say "divine takesies-backsies." We'll explore how indentured servitude gets a holy thumbs-up, as long as it's the right brand of bondage – Hebrew edition only, please.


Our intrepid hosts, running on caffeine and sheer exasperation, will decipher the mystifying messages meant for poor old Zedekiah, who's promised a peaceful death amidst a siege that's about as serene as a heavy metal concert in a library. Spoiler alert: things don't quite pan out as prophesied, unless "peaceful" is now synonymous with "tragic and brutal."


As the clock ticks into the wee hours, the dedication of our podcasters to dissecting these ancient texts rivals that of the prophets they're poking fun at. From the ethical mess of God-endorsed slavery to the historical head-scratchers that the Exodus story presents, no stone is left unturned, no covenant left unmocked, and no deity's temper tantrum left unexamined.


Prepare for an irreverent deep-dive into the bizarre world of biblical covenants, where slicing animals in half and walking through their blood apparently passes for a binding agreement. And don't even get us started on the sudden cameo of the golden calf – we're still trying to figure out if it's a sacred symbol or just God's favorite bovine bling.


So buckle up for an episode that promises more twists and turns than a serpent in a salsa class. Whether you're a devout deconvert or a scripture scholar with a sense of humor, "Jeremiah Chapter 34" will deliver a dose of heretical hilarity that's as enlightening as it is entertaining.


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[00:01:04] Sacrilegious Discourse. Welcome to Sacrilegious Discourse. I'm husband and I'm wife. Together we're

[00:01:20] reading the Bible for the very first time. We grew up without religion and wanted to know what

[00:01:24] all the fuss was about. Well what have we learned so far? That God is a dick and apparently some people

[00:01:30] believe in talking donkeys. We're not trying to pass ourselves off as experts. Nope we're just reading

[00:01:35] the Bible for the first time and giving our first take reaction. If you'd like to join us in this

[00:01:40] venture, you might consider starting at episode one. Otherwise jump in wherever you like. All right

[00:01:45] let's go read the Bible. Yeah let's get to it. Husband! Wife! Do you remember what happened yesterday

[00:01:54] and where the hell we are today? Well yesterday we read Jeremiah chapter 33. We did. And in that I

[00:02:01] recall that God was creating a new covenant that wasn't really a new covenant. It was just like

[00:02:06] the old covenant but then again and like he started talking like an old styles like he's going

[00:02:12] to bring back the sands on the beach and that's going to be the Israelites and they're going to

[00:02:16] be all happy and shit and we're like block as this that they say this sometimes and then I just

[00:02:23] don't believe it. Well I think it's because he keeps saying the same thing over and over and over

[00:02:28] and over and over again. Right. Like thus far everything for 34 chapters could have been summed up

[00:02:36] in like a chapter. Yeah pretty much. In my opinion. I totally agree. So I mean that was the gist

[00:02:43] of Jeremiah chapter 33. Okay. Which means that today we're reading. Jeremiah chapter 34. All right let's

[00:02:50] do this. Okie dokie. All right so we are jumping into Jeremiah chapter 34. Okay. The word is

[00:03:08] the word yeah. No it's not. The word which came to Jeremiah from the Lord when Nebuchadnezzar king of

[00:03:17] Babylon and all his army all the kingdoms of the earth under his dominion and all the people

[00:03:23] fought against Jerusalem and all its cities. Yes a lot of people that wasn't actually truly all

[00:03:28] the people of the earth and all the king kingdoms. It's all the ones they knew maybe. It's all the

[00:03:33] people that the king of Babylon had conquered and made into his army. It was a lot of fucking people

[00:03:39] right to them. Well yeah I mean to be fair it was he had conquered a lot of nations. Yeah. Oh I

[00:03:48] got it. And so you know the same thing that the Romans did where they kind of forced people from

[00:03:53] various nations into their army. That's what Babylon was doing. Yeah. When they say all the kingdoms

[00:04:00] of the earth under his dominion. It's the under his dominion part that matters. Right. I got it. So

[00:04:07] anyway this is what the Lord fucking said. Okay. Yep. Thus says the Lord the God of Israel. The

[00:04:13] Lord said thus says the Lord. Go and speak to Zedekiah king of Judah and tell him thus says the Lord.

[00:04:24] But hold I will give this city into the hand of the king of Babylon and he shall burn it with

[00:04:29] mother fucking fire. Okay. Didn't he already tell him this? I mean isn't this already been said

[00:04:34] door? Yeah. Multiple times right multiple times. And you shall not escape from his hand but

[00:04:40] shall surely be taken and delivered into his hand your eyes shall see the eyes of the king of

[00:04:46] Babylon and he shall speak with you face to face and you shall go to fucking Babylon. Okay. Okay.

[00:04:53] Right. Yet hear the word of the Lord. Oh Zedekiah king of Judah. Thus says the Lord concerning you.

[00:05:02] You shall not die by the sword. You shall die in peace as in the ceremonies of your fathers,

[00:05:10] the former kings who were before you. So they shall burn incense for you and lament for you saying

[00:05:16] alas Lord for I have pronounced the word says the Lord. Okay but we didn't like Zedekiah in a

[00:05:25] previous chapter or two. Oh we don't but I have some notes about all this. Okay. Yeah. So first of all

[00:05:30] don't forget that in second Kings Zedekiah tried to flee to the plains of Jericho. Yeah. And

[00:05:37] instead he was captured by the forces of Nebuchadnezzar and brought to rib lot to have a quote-unquote

[00:05:44] face-to-face meeting with the Babylonian king. Okay. So all this happened in second Kings. Okay.

[00:05:51] Second Kings also records that Zedekiah's sons were killed before his eyes. Right. And then his

[00:05:56] eyes were put out and he was deported to Babylon. Yeah that is not peaceful. That is not. Well

[00:06:01] he didn't die yet. Okay. Okay. This was part of his punishment. Got it. And again I have more

[00:06:08] notes about this. Sure. Hang tight. Okay. Yeah. So soon after this prophecy the Babylonians captured

[00:06:15] Zedekiah and per second Kings they killed the sons. Bob of law put out his eyes, right? Yeah.

[00:06:21] Babylon. And there is a Jewish tradition that Nebuchadnezzar upon a festival day

[00:06:29] caused Zedekiah to be brought out of prison and abused him mercilessly before the princes just

[00:06:36] for funzees. Oh wow. Yeah. And out of shame and grief he died soon after. Wow. But then

[00:06:43] Nebuchadnezzar caused him to be honorably buried maybe like oh shit I didn't see that comment. Oops

[00:06:51] I guess we went too far. Borsing his former subjects to burn sweet incense and to bewail his death.

[00:06:57] Maybe because they didn't like him that was punishment too. I don't know. I really don't know.

[00:07:04] But according to all these different stories he was actually celebrated upon death. So he

[00:07:12] did have a peaceful death. He just didn't have a peaceful ride getting there. Got it. Okay. All right.

[00:07:18] So here we go. It's a little misleading. Just you know, it is if you're not, if you don't take into

[00:07:24] account the other aspects that we have read in the past. Yes. Which I wouldn't have picked up on

[00:07:29] that without the notes. Exactly. Me neither. Yeah. And another thing to keep in mind that I keep

[00:07:36] on forgetting is Ezra and Nehemiah they came after this stuff that we're reading now.

[00:07:42] Hmm. Okay. Yeah. Like I keep getting confused and I keep forgetting where we are in the whole

[00:07:49] Babylon came saw and kicked its ass. Yeah. Right? Yeah. It's very confusing to you. It is. Then

[00:07:57] Jeremiah the prophet spoke all these words to Zedekiah, King of Judah in Jerusalem. When the

[00:08:02] King of Babylon's army fought against Jerusalem and all the cities of Judah that were left against

[00:08:08] Lashish and Azekah, Azakah. Mm hmm. For only these fortified cities remained of the cities of Judah.

[00:08:16] Okay. I have some notes about that as well. Okay. Okay. So the city of Lashish was 20 to 30 miles south

[00:08:23] west of Jerusalem. Okay. Okay. The city of Azakah was 11 miles ish north, north west of Lashish

[00:08:32] and 18 miles ish south west of Jerusalem. Okay. Okay. Now the book of Joshua noted that Lashish was

[00:08:40] one of the strongest towns of the Amorites in the time of Joshua. Oh. So that's why it was like

[00:08:46] one of the last ones to fall. Right. It's just a well fortified city and probably sits well somewhere

[00:08:52] that's a very... And Rahoboam in my notes, it says I don't even remember what part of the Bible

[00:09:00] this was, but I remember his name being mentioned in one of those kings or chronicles. Yeah.

[00:09:05] Probably kings because that's the guys we're talking about is I guess. Rahoboam had really fortified

[00:09:14] Lashish. Okay. Like he had built it up so there's two separate mentions of it besides just now in

[00:09:21] Jeremiah being a really strong well fortified city that lasted and there's a reason for that.

[00:09:30] Lashish and Azakah were both close to the Egyptian border. No. Yeah. So because of the Egyptian threat,

[00:09:38] Nebuchadnezzar had to secure the strategic points to the south before he was able to complete the

[00:09:44] conquest of Jerusalem. Got it. So those were the last two cities to fall because they were the most

[00:09:50] fortified. They were the most fortified because of their location and because people prior to Zedakaya

[00:09:57] had seen the strategic use of the cities and building them up to protect them against Egypt.

[00:10:04] Right. Okay. So I thought that was of note. Sure. Okay. So now we're getting into a different

[00:10:11] part, a different section. Okay. So that was that section where we're like, oh that's sucked

[00:10:17] and he's coming to get John and Zedakaya you're going to die but not kind of in whatever.

[00:10:22] Right. Okay. Okay. Now we're in a totally different section. Okay. This is the word that came to

[00:10:28] Jeremiah from the Lord after King Zedakaya had made a covenant with all the people who were at

[00:10:33] Jerusalem to proclaim liberty to them that every man should set free his male and female slave,

[00:10:42] a Hebrew man or woman that no one should keep a Jewish brother in bondage. Now in all the princes

[00:10:49] and all the people who had entered into the covenant heard that everyone should set free his

[00:10:53] male and female slaves that no one should keep them in bondage anymore. They obeyed him and they

[00:10:58] let him go. Right. But afterward they changed their minds and made the male and female slaves return

[00:11:04] when they whom they had set free and brought them into subjection as male and female slaves.

[00:11:10] Okay. Therefore the word of the Lord came to Jeremiah from the Lord saying that's fucked up. Well,

[00:11:16] you know, I'll tell you what he said in a minute. But I have some notes about the back and forth

[00:11:20] here of hey, let him go. Okay. Wait. No. Never mind. I don't want to listen to you Zedakaya.

[00:11:26] Right. Right. Get over your slaves. Yeah. I'm assuming they had it good and they're like,

[00:11:30] fuck this. I'm going to get them back pretty much. Yes. Yes. That is pretty much what happened.

[00:11:35] It is likely the owners did this because while under siege they didn't want to be responsible

[00:11:41] for feeding their slaves. There was no work in the fields for them to do anyways. Got it.

[00:11:45] And they probably would be better soldiers against the Babylonians if they were free.

[00:11:51] You know, right? Yeah. Like, hey, let's let these guys fight for us kind of thing. Right? But

[00:11:56] around this time like right after the owners set them free. Yeah.

[00:12:01] Word came that an Egyptian army was marching to relieve Jerusalem because remember Jerusalem

[00:12:07] and Babylon were fighting each other over these people. Right. The Jews. So the Jewish people were

[00:12:14] like, well, fuck it. Egypt's got our back. I want to take my slave back. God damn it. Well,

[00:12:19] this news caused the Babylonians to lift their siege and temporarily go attack the Egyptians.

[00:12:27] You know, they needed to regroup and take care of that larger threat. Yeah. Right. So Babylonian

[00:12:33] withdrawal withdrawals, right? Yeah. So with the Babylonian threat supposedly gone, there was no

[00:12:39] more need to radically repent or go without their servants or whatever reason that they let them go.

[00:12:47] Yeah. Right. So they forced the newly freed slaves back into servitude. Got it. Yeah. Like, what

[00:12:53] the fuck? That is some fucked up shit, right? You know, they hold, they talk a lot about like law

[00:12:59] and the way things are justly this way because of the laws they've created in their world.

[00:13:07] This feels like if you let me go, if you set me free, fuck you. I'm not coming back. The law

[00:13:14] says that I was free. So I'm free. Right? Like, I mean, obviously they don't have the power to

[00:13:18] actually hold that but it feels very not cool. Here's the argument against that and I'm not saying

[00:13:26] that this is true or how much credence I have. I'm putting in that. Okay. One of the arguments

[00:13:33] is that the translations don't always indicate the word slavery as in slave. Sometimes the word

[00:13:43] according to some scholars most likely apologizes my guess. Right. Say that the word is actually

[00:13:52] a person who sells themself into slavery. And indentured servant is what we're talking about here.

[00:14:01] In many cases, not in all cases. I would assume anybody who had migrated into their group was not just

[00:14:09] like a friendly, hey, I will help you with you will help me. Right? Right. Also early on,

[00:14:16] it was supposed to be this whole seven year. Yeah. And then let them go, right? And they weren't doing

[00:14:21] that. Right. So that's what God's pissed about. He's like, I fucking told you to fucking let them go.

[00:14:29] And you did, but only because of this coming war. Right. And then as soon as the war stopped for like

[00:14:35] two seconds, you fuckers went and got these people back into your care. What the hell? Yeah.

[00:14:42] So God's a little up and he pissed. Okay. I mean, I mean, he's allowed for slavery in the past. So

[00:14:48] I don't really. But again, was it slavery or was it indentured servitude? I mean, I think I recall

[00:14:55] bits of slavery. I do as well. So I mean, I don't want to like say that without question because

[00:15:04] I can't recall an exact example at this moment, but I do recall them talking about taking

[00:15:10] foreign captors and basically putting them in the slavery. Yeah. Yeah. And now even if we don't say

[00:15:17] like them being slaves is what actually happened, there's definitely times where they took women from

[00:15:25] other tribes and forced them to be married to Israelites or what have you. And I would consider

[00:15:31] that slavery as well. I would too. So I don't know. I feel like this is an unfair, if God has pissed

[00:15:41] off about slavery, I feel like that's unfair to what he has allowed in the past and even commanded

[00:15:46] to be done. I have a few more bits and pieces I can add to this conversation. First of all

[00:15:53] is the use of the word Hebrew, which we're about to get into. God's going to use that word.

[00:16:01] And it's one of the few times that it's actually used in the Bible and what it is taken to mean is

[00:16:12] not just Jewish people, but Jewish people being held as captives against their will in slavery or

[00:16:20] servitude. So that could kind of lend to, oh, I'm not talking about people from other tribes. I'm

[00:16:30] talking about just you tribesmen holding each other. Right. And that seems to be largely the focus

[00:16:42] of this portion. Yes. And what God is saying he's pissed about. He doesn't mind slavery. He

[00:16:48] mind slavery of his people enslaving themselves to each other. Got it. If you're outside of his people,

[00:16:57] you're subhuman and don't count. Therefore we don't even call it slavery. We just call it having pets

[00:17:04] or whatever because people only count if they are part of the tribe. Right. Right. Yeah. So

[00:17:12] and again, I'm not saying that I agree with this at all. I'm just trying to bring a little bit of

[00:17:19] this is the way they saw it. Got to the conversation. Okay. So therefore the word

[00:17:25] of the Lord came to Jeremiah from the Lord saying the word of the Lord came from the Lord just so

[00:17:31] that we're clear. Okay. And then the Lord says thus says the Lord the God of Israel. He says he says he

[00:17:37] says. Yeah. I made a covenant with your fathers in the day that I brought them out of the land of Egypt,

[00:17:44] out of the house of bondage. I know right? Like, brunch or petty or like remember that one time

[00:17:52] when I stayed how often he brings up is like this favor I did you way back when you can hardly even

[00:17:58] remember that that was even the thing that I did. Like fucking strings attached to like Jesus. I

[00:18:03] thought you would just do it because you were nice. It turns out like everything you do is strings

[00:18:09] attached more over like I mean there's a lot of historians that have tried to have looked into

[00:18:16] the whole Exodus thing right? And it's very much thought that it wasn't really a thing that happened

[00:18:23] definitely not in the way that it was pitched in the Bible. Right. And and and moreover like even

[00:18:29] like hereditary traits we covered this a while back. Don't lend to the idea that they came from Egypt.

[00:18:36] Right. Like there's just so many indicators that say no this never fucking happened.

[00:18:40] Right. And yet it's harped on by God all the time as a thing that he's like don't forget I did

[00:18:47] this thing because this this makes you like Ome right? That's why it's important to the story.

[00:18:54] Not this great thing that I did it's this great favor that I granted you that you now have to

[00:19:01] repay me for you know eternity. Right and I just feel like Egypt was just this powerful

[00:19:09] neighbor they had that they always had to worry about and probably fought with a lot. And so it

[00:19:15] made for a good story to say we escaped from them and we've held our own and you know like it

[00:19:20] just made for a good story. And it's so cute because it's like but did you though because

[00:19:26] Egypt and Babylon are like these huge forces battling each other all the time for these little small

[00:19:33] lands and tribes and and so like depending on which part of the Bible we're in you guys are

[00:19:40] really small compared to these like huge kingdoms that are fighting over the big parts. Right

[00:19:46] but it feels but also Israel was obviously focused on Israel or on Egypt because

[00:19:52] it sounds to me like a lot of their most fortified areas were closed right up on order yeah. So

[00:19:59] it sounds to me like they were very consumed with dealing with Egypt. Yeah. Right? Like that was

[00:20:05] a very big part of their life even though Babylon came in and took them over right? I feel like

[00:20:11] I feel like Egypt was their frenemies. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like when it was

[00:20:16] convenient they got along when there was a drought they were like oh Egypt could we have a

[00:20:21] little bit of water over here man right and Egypt just like fine but yeah for the most part

[00:20:31] I feel like Egypt was like whatever you little fucked her right and probably Egypt did not care

[00:20:37] two shits for them until somebody else came and was like oh we're just gonna take this since you

[00:20:43] don't want it and then Egypt does like hang on a sec I didn't say I didn't want it it's my trash can

[00:20:48] okay like just because I threw it in my trash can doesn't mean that you could just come into my yard

[00:20:55] and dig through my goddamn dumpster right like that's that's the impression I have. Sure. Okay at the end

[00:21:01] this is God talking. At the end of seven years let every man set free his Hebrew brother okay.

[00:21:09] It's interesting how everyone's in a while they bring something back yeah you know from the early

[00:21:15] from Deuteronomy and Exodus yeah yeah who has been sold to him and when he has served you six years

[00:21:21] you shall let him go free from you but your fathers did not obey me nor incline their ear then

[00:21:28] you recently turned and did what was right in my sight yay every man proclaiming liberty to his

[00:21:33] neighbor right and you made a covenant before me in the house which is called by my name did they I'm

[00:21:39] like I thought their king just told him to do it right and they're like okay fine yeah I thought that

[00:21:45] Zedekiah was like hey guys um Babylonia's about to attack so set your slaves free so that we have more

[00:21:53] people to fight but maybe they maybe he announced it in the temple or something God says right yeah

[00:21:58] God says remember that time I was supposed to remind you what makes sense in a political sense it

[00:22:05] would make sense to invoke God yeah or or or a religion or a God in order to get what you want them

[00:22:11] to do done right yeah so I mean that that kind of makes sense that maybe that would have been the way

[00:22:17] they did it sure then you turned around and profane my name and everyone you brought back his

[00:22:24] male and female slaves whom he had set at liberty at their pleasure and brought them back into

[00:22:30] subjection to be your male and female slaves therefore thus says the Lord you have not obeyed me in

[00:22:38] proclaiming liberty everyone to his brother and everyone to his neighbor behold I proclaim liberty to

[00:22:45] you says the Lord to the sword to pestilence and to famine that's the liberty I'm bringing you

[00:22:55] and I will deliver you to trouble among all the kingdoms of the earth right here in River City

[00:23:01] I knew I was coming true news coming you cannot tell me the word trouble yeah without the music man

[00:23:08] right yeah and I will give the men who have transgressed my covenant who have not performed the words

[00:23:15] of the covenant which they made before me when they cut the calf into and pass between the parts of it

[00:23:22] the princes of Judah the princes of Jerusalem the unix the priests and all the people of the land

[00:23:28] who passed between the parts of the calf why are they passing was this a thing it was not I will

[00:23:34] get there in a second okay okay I will give them into the hand of their enemies and into the hand

[00:23:39] of those who seek their life their dead body shall be for meat for the birds of the heaven

[00:23:45] and the beasts of the earth okay so here's the thing okay first of all um the uh sorry I lost my

[00:23:55] place here the the whole cut the calf and half and walked between it thing yeah um that was

[00:24:02] apparently a thing that some of the tribes did when a covenant was broken that you had to walk

[00:24:09] through the blood of um animals that were torn asunder okay specifically for this purpose and it

[00:24:16] was like this imagery riddled way of showing that you were a piece of shit that broke a promise

[00:24:24] okay but it's never been mentioned until now right and in all of my notes that I could find

[00:24:31] it was all apologists saying yeah they did this thing what and I was like no I'm not going to pretend

[00:24:38] that we have read that before we have not serves right and here's another thing like all of

[00:24:44] some were bringing up the fucking golden calf and I'm wondering remember how there were tribes

[00:24:49] that did use the golden calf as um their symbol for y'all maybe they're symbol for y'all wait yeah

[00:24:57] I'm wondering if this is like some of that mess over you know what I mean sure like they were so

[00:25:03] tangled up in all of their different practices with each other right right that I kind of wonder

[00:25:09] if it's that but who could fucking know because it just comes out of nowhere and apologists are just

[00:25:15] like yeah they did that right there was common standard practice yeah and I'm like maybe it was

[00:25:21] and maybe it wasn't where'd you get that info right because this the first time reading about it

[00:25:26] maybe maybe we'll read it like in another book of the bible but we haven't got there yet sure

[00:25:32] and they aren't they weren't quoting it right as you know per this book and that book and these books

[00:25:38] in those books yeah they're just like this is a thing so yeah I'm a little annoyed over it

[00:25:44] personally got it um okay so yeah I'm gonna do this that in the other and force them to walk

[00:25:50] through and do the thing and I will give Zedekaya king of Judah and his princes into the hand of their

[00:25:59] enemies into the hand of those who seek their life and into the hand of the king of Babylon's army

[00:26:05] which has gone back from you behold I will command says the Lord and cause them to return to the city

[00:26:13] hmm you know he's gonna make him do it yeah so what happened was um Babylon beat Egypt and then

[00:26:21] came back and was like we're done we're done beating them now we're coming back for you like we were

[00:26:27] in the first place right they they were basically like I'm coming to kick your at oh hang on a sack

[00:26:33] and then they turn around and you know shot the Egyptians and then we're like okay anyway as I

[00:26:38] was saying I'm coming to kick your ass right yeah and they did yep they will fight against it

[00:26:45] and burn it and take it with oh wait I said that wrong they will fight against it and take it

[00:26:50] and burn it with fire and I will make the cities of Judah a desolation without inhabitant

[00:26:57] because I'm a petty prick he really is he really is how do you just like decide that you're in charge

[00:27:02] and you're just gonna like burn down a whole city I mean that seems to be the mo of God it's like

[00:27:10] I'm just going to destroy whatever I feel like destroy in this week God is gross because I disagree

[00:27:17] I think that you should worship me more I think that you suck God is gross God is bad he's a piece

[00:27:25] of shit and he's not my dad that did rhyme that did rhyme you know because everybody's like

[00:27:32] dear father yeah I got it he's not my father right no okay well now we got a rhyme in for the day

[00:27:39] yeah he did um and I apologize I feel like I was a little bit low energy today because

[00:27:45] you were you were and I do apologize for that because it's been a long day well we're recording

[00:27:52] this as it currently says it's almost 2 a.m. it is and I got to get up at six and you got to get

[00:27:59] up at eight yeah so that's dedication you're welcome you yes you are fans you are welcome

[00:28:07] because I'm not even done yet I got more to do I know so all right well that was Jeremiah

[00:28:13] chapter 34 sure as fuck was which means that we'll be back tomorrow with Jeremiah chapter 35

[00:28:20] all right we'll see you then bye

[00:28:29] hey wife I guess that's the end but husband that's just sad it doesn't have to be

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