Strap in, skeptics and scripture sleuths! In this irreverent romp through the oft-ignored Jeremiah Chapters 46 - 52, we're decoding ancient doomsdays that, spoiler alert, didn't quite pan out as promised. Join us for Part 1 of our blasphemously bold breakdown, where we separate prophetic wisdom from wishful thinking.
Get ready for a wild ride through Jeremiah's hit list of ancient nations, where Egypt is likened to a "braggart cow" – talk about a sacred beef! We'll slice through the divine judgments with a sharp wit, examining the strange case of misplaced chapters, stylistic inconsistencies, and those pesky prophecies that history just can't seem to corroborate. It's like a biblical game of telephone gone terribly awry, and we're here for the laughs.
Ever heard of the baldness motif in Philistine cities? We're not making this up – it's all there in the good book, and we'll uncover the hairy details. We'll also dig into Moab's child sacrifice and real estate shenanigans that apparently ruffled some divine feathers. As for the Ammonites, we'll reveal their land-grabbing habits that led to their downfall, because nothing says "holy smite" like stealing your neighbor's yard.
Don't miss our expert analysis of Elam's famed archers and how their fabled precision didn't quite save them from scattering. It's like they say: don't bring a bow to a Babylonian battle. Plus, we've got the inside scoop on the historical head-scratchers that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about these so-called prophecies.
And just when you thought we'd run out of ancient oddities, we hint at what's to come: magic spells and Zoroastrianism. Because when you're tired of the same old sermons, nothing spices things up like a dash of the occult and some fire-worshiping fun.
Don't forget to tune in for candid quips and scholarly snark as we tackle the tales of Jeremiah and his oracular opus. This isn't your Sunday school's podcast – it's the place where holy texts meet unholy commentary. Subscribe, share, and prepare for a biblical beatdown that's as educational as it is entertaining.
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[00:01:16] Welcome to Sacrilegious Discourse. I'm husband and I'm wife. Together we're reading the
[00:01:20] Bible for the very first time. We grew up without religion and wanted to know what all the fuss was
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[00:01:44] All right, let's go read the Bible. Yeah, let's get to it.
[00:01:50] Husband. Wife. How's your unit? I'm sorry, what? The look you just gave me.
[00:02:00] So you know how we're in a unit right now of oracles? I don't know. I was having trouble
[00:02:07] remembering because it's been so many days. Yeah, sorry about that. There's a lot to cover
[00:02:13] and so toward that end I think we're going to make this a two-parter. Okay. A two-parter Q and A,
[00:02:21] not a Saturday. Right. And to that end, I'm not sure when this is all going to pan out because
[00:02:29] this is taking extremely has been taking extremely longer than we ever anticipated to do the
[00:02:35] research for this. So I know. I'm sorry. You kept coming in and going how much longer?
[00:02:40] And I'm like, another hour at least. No, but that was for like three days. Yes. Yes. For three days
[00:02:47] I was going in and asking. Yes. Just one more hour at least. Wife doesn't have the best sense of time.
[00:02:55] No, I have zero sense of time. Right, right. That's what I meant by not the best. Yeah.
[00:02:59] So what we are going to cover today is the Q and A for chapters 46, 47, 48 and 49. Okay. Which is all of
[00:03:11] those oracles about all the other nations that Jeremiah is addressing. Right. And then
[00:03:20] they're basically all of them except Babylon. Got it. So the part two will be the Babylon
[00:03:27] chapters, which is 50 and 51. And then the that weird epilogue chapter 52. That was shit. Yeah.
[00:03:36] And then I will hopefully be able to also introduce a little bit more information about
[00:03:44] this weird unit as a whole. Got it. In the part two. Got it. And that's kind of what's been
[00:03:50] holding me up. I'm just like inundated with how many chapters is that 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52.
[00:03:59] Seven chapters. Well, and this was a weird placement. I mean, like everything was weird
[00:04:03] about this section that we've been covering. So like it's not a normal, it's not normal.
[00:04:09] It's not a normal format. And I just, I did not anticipate how much research there was going
[00:04:16] to be and how long that would take me. Well, and if I'm to guess, I'm guessing that it's not
[00:04:21] really in the same vein as the rest of Jeremiah. So it's very much different and unique. Right.
[00:04:28] So right. Because we also will have a separate Jeremiah as a whole wrap up. Right. Which kind
[00:04:37] of almost makes it a part three in a way. Right. Right. But again, if we're wrapping
[00:04:43] up Jeremiah, there's a lot to Jeremiah that's not this section either. Right. That's what I'm saying.
[00:04:50] And since we're covering this for over two days, we could probably almost make that a side note
[00:04:54] right for what we're covering for these two days. Right. Exactly. So we may be stretching this
[00:04:58] whole thing into like Sunday. I'm not really sure where we're going with all this, but
[00:05:02] we're a wreck. We're a mess. But we're back. We're back. We're here. We didn't leave. No.
[00:05:08] We just I just am not a good.
[00:05:15] All right. So that being said, you said we're covering what today again?
[00:05:19] Jeremiah chapters 46474849. All right. You ready to do this? Sure. Yes. Yes. Yes, I am.
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[00:07:07] Okay, here we go into this Q and a covering 500 chapters.
[00:07:14] The word three four four four four. Yeah, four chapters. And some of it will sound a bit repetitive
[00:07:22] because well, because it is right and because also we did a Q and a already for 46 before we
[00:07:31] realized we were going to be doing this whole unit thing. Got it. So just putting it out there that
[00:07:39] in order to have this be a cohesive thing. I might say a few things that I've already said
[00:07:46] before, such as that the oracles against foreign nations is what this unit is. Right. And it does
[00:07:55] consist of chapters 46 through 51. Okay. But we're only covering 46 through 49 because 50 and 51
[00:08:05] are about Babylon. Right. And there was a lot of material. Yeah, we want to do those separate.
[00:08:11] So in the Septuagint, which is the Greek translation, this unit these chapters came in the
[00:08:19] middle of what we call Jeremiah chapter 25. Right. And which is chapter 32 in the Septuagint. Okay.
[00:08:26] And this suggests that the oracles circulated for a time as an independent unit. And that's why
[00:08:33] I asked in the intro, how's your unit doing? See, just for the record, we did not do a Q and A over
[00:08:41] 46. I really thought we did know the last the last set of chapters was 41 through 45. Well,
[00:08:48] my mistake had a sneaking suspicion. So I went and checked real quick. So you know what,
[00:08:52] you're right because I wasn't doing separate Q and As so I covered this in the chapter itself.
[00:08:59] Like my notes. No, we were doing separate Q and A still not for Jeremiah chapter
[00:09:06] 46. We were not doing separate Q and As. Right. I'm saying that okay, okay.
[00:09:15] All right. And anyway, some of this might sound familiar. And if you know, you know,
[00:09:20] all right. Okay. Yeah. So this series brings together a number of messages that Jeremiah
[00:09:27] announced to foreign nations over the course of time during the many years of his ministry.
[00:09:33] So we're talking about from the time he was a young in and just starting his ministry
[00:09:38] all the way through when he got killed. So is that is that why we're supposed to
[00:09:44] accept the different writing styles and the different? Sure. Sure, that's it. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:09:51] And also because Baruch, his scribe, his assistant, his little partner in crime, his
[00:09:59] secret agent, co-conspirator, yeah. Right. Wrote some of it. Yeah. And somebody else gathered
[00:10:07] it all up or whatever. It's just that none of these chapters felt there might have been like
[00:10:11] one or two exceptions throughout the whole thing, but none of them really felt like anything Baruch
[00:10:15] or Jeremiah had written previously. Right. So it just doesn't sit well with me and there's
[00:10:20] a lot of it that I feel was even while they were in Babylonian exile, especially, I know
[00:10:26] we're not covering it today, but like chapter 51 for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely written while
[00:10:32] they were in Babylonian exile. For sure. Like, I mean, well, I don't know that for 100%
[00:10:37] fact myself, but based on what they said, there are some things and I think some of
[00:10:43] this other stuff was written in Babylonian exile as well. I agree with you, but that
[00:10:47] kind of goes along with the next thing I was going to say, which is that just as a reminder,
[00:10:52] the order in which these messages, these oracles to the other nations, the order they've been
[00:10:57] arranged in does not follow the order of the events they announced. So they're not
[00:11:03] in chronological order. The arrangement is more according to the geographic location
[00:11:08] of the target countries. Right. And they start with Egypt in the south,
[00:11:12] and then they move north and east towards Mesopotamia ending in, of course, Babylon. Sure.
[00:11:19] Okay. Yep. And the climax of the series deals with the nation that dominated the affairs of most
[00:11:25] countries in the region. Spoiler alert. I already just said Egypt, Babylon. Oh, Babylon. I'm sorry.
[00:11:32] Well, Egypt was a big player too. Yeah, but that's not the climate. Right. And that's not
[00:11:36] the big bad. Yeah. No, I got you. I'm sorry. I was half listening because our cats making
[00:11:40] noise. So yeah, yeah, sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. So in this first chapter here, chapter 46,
[00:11:50] we're dealing with Egypt. Okay. Okay, so you weren't totally wrong or far off. Right. That's
[00:11:56] where we're starting. Sure. Okay. And prophecy number one covers the defeat at Karshamesh.
[00:12:03] Okay. Yeah. Verse two read it was on his way to Karshamesh located in modern Turkey near the Syrian
[00:12:10] border. Oh, I'm sorry. This isn't a verse. I'm referencing a verse. Okay. I'm referencing
[00:12:17] verse two. All right. Okay. It was on his way to Karshamesh located in modern Turkey
[00:12:22] near the Syrian border that Pharaoh Niko had slain King Josiah of Judah in 609 BCE. Right.
[00:12:31] When Josiah tried to turn him back and Pharaoh kept his army in Karshamesh for years, dominating the
[00:12:39] area and waiting for the inevitable confrontation with rising Babylon. Got it. Okay. So this is
[00:12:45] supposed to be like early on. Sure. Okay. And that makes sense. So like we talked about it
[00:12:50] throughout the chapters that there was some I mean just some political slash, you know,
[00:12:54] warfare in things going on and Israel happens to be in the middle of it all. Yes. Yes.
[00:13:00] Now when it came, the Egyptians were rooted in 605 BCE. The army of Nebuchadnezzar defeated the troops
[00:13:09] of Pharaoh Niko at Karshamesh on the northern Euphrates and pursued the troop to the border
[00:13:15] of Egypt. Okay. The Babylonian armies chased the fleeing Egyptian south and came to Jerusalem.
[00:13:22] Right. Right. So the soldiers were called to battle. They were quickly rooted. The voice
[00:13:29] we heard the voice of the victorious Babylonian army in Jeremiah's imaginations of how it would
[00:13:37] sound and how it would look. Yeah. And then we saw proud Egypt get destroyed. And then Egypt was
[00:13:46] not to be cured from their affliction. So referencing chapter, I'm sorry, referencing
[00:13:53] verse 11, the association of balm with Gilead. I don't know if you recall that verse they mentioned
[00:14:00] something about the balm of Gilead. Okay. Okay. All right. That is likely an illusion to the fact
[00:14:07] that caravans from the east bearing supplies of balm often passed through Gilead. Okay.
[00:14:14] Okay. Yeah. And the defeat of Egypt at Karshamesh was famous because it marked the beginning
[00:14:19] of Babylon as a true superpower in the region and simultaneously the decline of Egypt as the
[00:14:27] superpower. Got it. Okay. Okay. So then we move on to prophecy number two regarding the
[00:14:34] invasion of Egypt. Okay. All right. And Egypt was helpless to defend themselves against Babylon's
[00:14:40] army. So in verse 16, they called Pharaoh a noise which we talked about that meant a braggar, a bombast,
[00:14:50] a loudmouth all talk full of lip service like basically, you know, just talking shit. Yeah.
[00:14:57] Shit talking. Right. Okay. And then in verse 20, Egypt proudly thought of herself as strong,
[00:15:04] great and beautiful. And God said that they were strong and pretty like a young cow that was
[00:15:09] just ripe for sacrifice. Right. Right. Okay. Yeah, we did. I do remember we talked about a lot of this
[00:15:15] while we were reading it. So. Yep. Yep. So I was right and you were wrong. No. No. You
[00:15:20] were saying it wrong. So. Okay. But it's okay. But I was still right and you were still wrong
[00:15:24] because you're always wrong. Okay. The reference to Egypt in verse 22, gliding away like a snake.
[00:15:33] Do you remember that? They were like, Egypt's going to glide away like a snake.
[00:15:37] Yes. Okay. It's a sarcastic comment on the humbling of Thoth, one of Egypt's most revered
[00:15:44] national deities and it was one that was prominent in the royal insignia there were. Right. The snake
[00:15:50] whatever the. The kondusius. Right. Yeah. The snakes wrapped around the staff. Right.
[00:15:55] The Egyptian God Thoth was equivalent to the Greek God Hermes and the Roman God Mercury. Okay.
[00:16:02] So then we moved into the certainty of the judgment upon Egypt and then God of course says that he
[00:16:09] will preserve Israel because he always says that. Right. Right. And then that's the comfort that
[00:16:15] he offers to his chosen people. Got it. Okay. So that was chapter 46 summed up for you. Okay.
[00:16:22] Okay. Yep. Moving into chapter 47, that is the prophecy concerning the Philistines.
[00:16:29] Right. So this prophecy is odd because there is no historical evidence of any Egyptian king
[00:16:42] smiting Gaza. Right. Whereas verse one talks about how that totally is going to happen.
[00:16:49] And it was always my understanding that the Egyptians were really good at keeping records.
[00:16:54] So that is more than odd. Yes. It's probably not true. Yeah. If I had to guess. Exactly. Exactly.
[00:17:01] It was no doubt smote by some of them like little aren't edge. Sure. Skermesh's. Skermesh's. That's
[00:17:09] the word I was looking for but when or by whom does not appear in any written history. Got it.
[00:17:15] So they might have lost a little town or city on the edge or whatever now and again. Right.
[00:17:20] They always maintained their power. Right. So this attack that whatever we're talking about
[00:17:27] that we have no evidence of is likely to have occurred when Niko was marching to Heran in 609
[00:17:34] BCE. Okay. Yep. And Pharaoh Niko's campaign had a twofold purpose. One, it was to prop up a
[00:17:43] tottering Assyria against a powerful Babylon, Babylonia, Babylon thus maintaining the balance of
[00:17:50] power. Okay. And then two, to extend his own empire in a time of international chaos. Got it. Okay.
[00:17:58] Yep. So then we hear that there's going to be a judgment coming from the north and we're going
[00:18:05] to get into that in a minute because me and you for several chapters we were like what the
[00:18:09] fuck does that mean like Babylon was from the north. So is it north north? Some evil powers coming?
[00:18:16] Well in these chapters they were referring to Babylon from what I understood. Yes and no.
[00:18:21] Like I said we're going to get into that. Okay. Because when we get to Babylon they're saying
[00:18:25] somebody from the north is going to get you. Right. And we were like what are you talking
[00:18:29] about? Babylon is north. At least that's how they referred to them we thought. Yes. Yes.
[00:18:35] So there are some northern things north of Babylon. Okay. That is like I said we're going to get into
[00:18:42] that. Right. Right. Okay. So then we talk about the sword of the Lord against the cities of the
[00:18:48] Philistines. Do you remember that fucking sword? The sword of the Lord. Okay and then they talk
[00:18:55] about the afflicted cities and in verse four they talk about to cut off from Tear inside on
[00:19:02] or Sidon. Okay. And that was likely meant that any available Phoenician help would be prevented
[00:19:09] from reaching Philistia. Tear and Sidon were Phoenician cities not Philistine but they were
[00:19:17] probably in a desperate alliance with the Philistines against the force of Babylon.
[00:19:22] So basically like all these various little nations were suddenly finding themselves
[00:19:29] um teaming up with their worst enemies just to try to fight off Babylon. Right. Well if I
[00:19:35] recall correctly I think we've talked about Tear before as like a major trading hub in that area
[00:19:40] so like that would have been an important um people to right have on your side or or have to cut
[00:19:47] off from somebody I mean it would make a big it would be a big deal. Right and like these
[00:19:52] little nations they would have the word that you used earlier was perfect they would have
[00:19:57] skirmishes and they would raid each other. Sure. But that was not this whole overpowering um empire
[00:20:06] rolling over them. Right. So like Babylon made its own bed here because they were like we are
[00:20:13] going to take all of you down and they kind of did but then they you know in the end are
[00:20:18] supposed to get theirs. Yeah. So the new international version explains a little bit more clearly with
[00:20:26] regard to um they talked about baldness like this nation will be bald. Right. And then the way that
[00:20:35] they phrase that in the new international version is that Gaza will shave her head in the in
[00:20:41] morning. Yeah. So you know as as they did. Right. Okay um the Septuagint the Greek translation describes
[00:20:49] the valley that is referenced in these verses as the remainder of the Anakim in place of the
[00:20:57] remnant of their valley. The Anakim recall where the race of giants. Right. Said to have lived
[00:21:04] in the southern part of the land of Canaan so that's fun. And then there's still they were
[00:21:09] still there. They're still there. Yeah. Which is funny. Yeah. Because we read about them all the
[00:21:14] way back in Exodus. Mm-hmm. Because I remember they didn't even go into Israel. They were at
[00:21:20] Israel like within the first like chapter or two. Canaan. Or Canaan, yeah. Yeah. And they
[00:21:25] didn't go in because you know there was hypothetical giants that they were going to
[00:21:28] fight. Yeah. It was a beautiful land full of milk and honey that they were scared to enter
[00:21:33] because of the giants. Right. Right. So use of the term Anakim seems to link the people of Gaza
[00:21:40] and Ashklon with the race of giants that inhabited Canaan just as you said before the arrival of
[00:21:46] the Israelites. Got it. So yeah. There you have it. They're still they were still alive to that
[00:21:51] very day. Right. Right. Yeah. And then um we hear about Jeremiah speaking to and hearing
[00:21:57] from that sword and this dialogue between the sword of the Lord and the prophet is a form of
[00:22:03] personification about which there are several legends. Okay. And we talked about like one of them
[00:22:09] being Excalibur but there are several others where the sword is prominent. Right. As as a character
[00:22:18] in the story. Right. But you said at the time that they're not necessarily related directly to
[00:22:23] this sword. No they're not related it's just interesting that so many different nations
[00:22:30] throughout history you know repeat. Right. Similar themes. Well I mean and I think we
[00:22:36] commented on this at the time too but war is a big deal for these people in those times because
[00:22:42] survival. Yeah well and and yeah. Land grab. Right. Resources. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah.
[00:22:49] So there's no consensus as to when this prophecy was delivered and that's going to make it super
[00:22:55] exciting when I do like the unit as a whole um deep dive. Yeah. Yeah. It may have occurred during
[00:23:03] the fourth year of Zedekiah but others assign it to some time in the reign of Josiah.
[00:23:08] Okay. So Zedekiah Josiah who fucking knows. Right. Okay. So that was 47. Now we're moving
[00:23:15] into Jeremiah 48 the prophecy concerning Moab. Okay. Yeah which I thought they were gone too.
[00:23:22] Yeah they were supposed to be they were supposed to be so we start with the judgment to come against
[00:23:28] the cities of Moab and um the ancestor of Moab came from the incestuous pairing of Lot
[00:23:38] and his daughter and that was described way back in Genesis chapter 19. Yeah. Okay. Moab
[00:23:44] was something of a cousin to Israel like they were related but like. But they were ancestral so you
[00:23:51] know. Yeah. Like these are gross. They feared Israel as they came from Egypt towards Canaan
[00:23:58] and that was described in Numbers chapter 22. Uh huh. Recall Balak king of Moab hired Balaam
[00:24:06] to curse Israel. One of my favorite chapters. I know the fucking talking donkey. Definitely.
[00:24:11] Like that's that's the one where I'm like oh you believe everything in the Bible is literal so
[00:24:16] you believe in a talking donkey. I mean it's literally in our fucking intro like this we
[00:24:19] reference that in our intro. I know that's why I'm like okay. Yeah. All right I can't with you
[00:24:23] we have nothing to discuss here. So when Israel came into Canaan sometimes Moab attacked and
[00:24:30] rolled over them like they had those back and forth moments and that was described in
[00:24:35] Judges. Sure. Okay. Yeah. Later Ruth the Moabite was the great grandmother of King David
[00:24:42] and Davidson as parents to Moab for their protection when Saul was hunting them. Right.
[00:24:47] Remember all that. I do. David had to hide in a cave and a lot of caves actually. Yeah. And
[00:24:53] like it was more than one time he was close enough to pee on Saul or something. Well he
[00:24:58] was no Saul was peeing. Oh yeah. He was close enough to like grab his balls basically. Yeah.
[00:25:02] Yeah. Yeah. That was in 1 Samuel. Right. So yeah. When he was king David fought against and defeated
[00:25:10] Moab and that's in 2 Samuel and they became a vassal kingdom to Israel sometimes rebelling. Got it.
[00:25:18] So they never really disappeared. They just kept being there. Okay. And sometimes they would like
[00:25:25] gain a little bit of power and then Israel was back and back down. Right. It's just it
[00:25:30] pisses me off a little bit because God always back when they were talking about getting rid of all
[00:25:35] these people in Canaan he was like kill them all get rid of them all 100 percent across the board
[00:25:41] comment on it for like multiple you know maybe even multiple books. I'm not really sure but
[00:25:46] like they just kept popping up and we're like wait a minute. I thought they were gone. They
[00:25:50] kind of disappeared for a while in our readings. Yeah. And now here they are again. Right. And
[00:25:55] I'm like oh well so literally never never got taken care of apparently. Not at all. Not even
[00:26:02] didn't like kill them except for like one or two that got away. Right. Literally these are flourishing
[00:26:09] little tribes. Right. Like these are entire cities of people. Yeah. You know. Yeah. So
[00:26:15] this message was delivered sometime after the destruction of Jerusalem. The Moabites were in
[00:26:21] the neighborhood of the Ammonites and whatever evils fell on one would naturally involve the other.
[00:26:27] So just to give you some perspective on the situation Moab was one nation that tried to form
[00:26:34] an alliance with Judah against Babylon. And that makes sense. And even the the prophecy
[00:26:40] against Moab or about Moab was very very much like the prophecy for Judah. Yeah. I hate
[00:26:49] you die and then right at the other end but you will be have run in save you. It almost sounded
[00:26:57] dead on the same prophecy for Judah because they are cousins. Right. That's why. Yeah. So
[00:27:03] he's like I didn't choose you but I did not choose you. Right. So I guess you can kind of
[00:27:10] stay but mind your bees and queues Mr. They're like the Canada to the United States.
[00:27:16] Are they or are they the United States to the Canada. Well yeah. Yeah. I mean I don't know.
[00:27:25] I think we'll take you know you can come with us. Yeah. So the terror of judgment coming upon Moab
[00:27:32] is what the next few verses are about. Yeah. And Moab was super wealthy because important trade
[00:27:39] routes came through their land. Their treasures made them proud and self reliant. Got it. Yeah.
[00:27:45] Geographically Moab was more isolated than Israel and Judah both of which were located on the main
[00:27:51] trade routes in which we're also surrounded by several other kingdoms. Got it. OK. Moab's isolation
[00:27:58] enabled the city to escape many of the international upheavals which weakened its neighbors.
[00:28:04] And so that's why we didn't hear about them for a while because they were just flourishing over
[00:28:07] there. Yeah. And just making money. Right. They were like we got bank. Sure. We're good.
[00:28:13] We don't need we don't need to raid you for a bit. A few centuries you'll be fine. Right.
[00:28:18] Moreover other people don't need to raid them because they can just go there and buy their
[00:28:21] shit and go back and do whatever they need to do. Exactly. The Moabites were often able to
[00:28:26] strengthen themselves at their neighbor's expense though. Got it. So I guess they did send
[00:28:31] out a few raiding parties. Sure. And be like oh my god this yard sale like I can totally
[00:28:36] buy this candy dish here for like ten cents and then sell it for like five thousand dollars
[00:28:42] on eBay at Moab. Right. Yeah. That's how that went. Right. So Chimosh was somebody that was
[00:28:51] referenced in these early verses of this chapter and he was the national god of the
[00:28:58] Moabites and was sometimes used as a representation of the people themselves.
[00:29:02] So sometimes instead of saying Moab did this they would say Chimosh did this. Got it. So
[00:29:09] kind of like the way you would talk about the Christians like their god is Christ or what the
[00:29:16] fuck yeah. Right. So you would just talk about this tribe by the name of their god. Sure. And
[00:29:24] in their conquest the Babylonians would take the literal idols of Chimosh and the people
[00:29:29] of Chimosh into captivity. And the reason that we don't like Chimosh in particular
[00:29:38] is because the sacrificing of children was an important part of the Chimosh worshiping cult.
[00:29:44] Got it. So God was like you're gross. Right. Stop. Well more like other people were like
[00:29:49] you guys are gross. Yeah. But yeah. Yes. Point taken. Yes. Right. And recall that Solomon
[00:29:56] married Moabite women. Right. He married lots of women. Yeah. Some of which were Moabites.
[00:30:03] And didn't Moses also possibly marry a Moabite? Yeah. Oh we already covered that.
[00:30:07] Okay. Sorry. But Solomon built an altar to their god because remember he married women
[00:30:12] from all over. Yeah. He was just like trying to make business deals and fuck. Yeah. And like
[00:30:18] he just combined the two. Yeah. He was the networking king. You know what I mean.
[00:30:23] Yeah. And I bet that's what he called it too. Networking. Totally. Yeah. Yeah. So he built
[00:30:29] an altar to the Moabite god Chimosh and he erected a high place for Chimosh in Jerusalem.
[00:30:37] Oh wow. That was in first kings. Yeah. And so we did talk about that. Sure. And these were
[00:30:42] all demolished under Josiah's rule and that was in second kings. Got it. So you know he
[00:30:50] had all these different kinds of altars and ways to practice your religion for all the women that he
[00:30:58] married. Yeah. He brought that home and then when Josiah took over he demolished all of that.
[00:31:06] Well it was really funny to me when we were reading those chapters about him, Solomon that is.
[00:31:10] And like he was good most of the way through all of the books of Solomon but then right at
[00:31:15] the end they just tossed in the... But he did all these bad things and here they are in
[00:31:18] blah blah blah and he slept with all these women and he sucks. And the anyway. Yeah right.
[00:31:22] In the end. Yeah. I'm like oh shit. Right. And what I find really funny too is that like
[00:31:29] in reading the Bible we're supposed to hate him and think that he was doing terrible.
[00:31:34] And I think even at the time we were kind of led to that way of thinking. But since then
[00:31:39] I've been kind of thinking about it and I'm like actually he was a kind of good leader if
[00:31:45] he was trying to bring all of these different religions and allow people to practice whatever
[00:31:52] religions that they wanted. I don't think we were supposed to hate him. They actually referred
[00:31:56] to him quite well until that last chapter. But we were supposed to hate that part of him.
[00:32:02] Sure. That's what I mean. Yeah yeah. And I just like don't you know. Right right. So I'm like
[00:32:08] hmm I'm not. I'm kind of anti-religion but also freedom of religion like freedom from religion
[00:32:17] but also freedom of religion for sure. So I think it's kind of cool that he wasn't like this is the
[00:32:24] only religion we can practice here. He's like no man I got 500 wives and each one has a religion.
[00:32:30] Right. So I don't know there's something kind of cool about that. Yeah. So whatever. Anyway
[00:32:36] in verse eight they refer to a valley and that's the Jordan Valley which touched Moab on the west.
[00:32:44] And then we learn in the next few verses about a complacent Moab and how it must be emptied.
[00:32:53] So in verse 11 it says Moab has been at ease from his youth. He has settled on his dregs
[00:33:01] and has not been emptied from vessel to vessel nor has he gone into captivity. Therefore his taste
[00:33:07] remained in him and his scent has not changed. Basically they haven't been challenged. Yeah.
[00:33:13] And the reason I included that was because it like in context with everything else we were like
[00:33:19] there was a cup and there was drinking and there was this like there was too much
[00:33:23] and this verse by itself makes sense. Right. Like if you're not reading all the other
[00:33:28] things around it. Yeah. But we got really lost in all of the wine and drink and cup. Right.
[00:33:34] But yes this verse in particular is exactly what you said. This refers to the ancient process of
[00:33:41] refining wine. After fermentation the wine would sit in a jar or bottle and all the impurities the
[00:33:47] dregs would settle to the bottom kind of like coffee grounds in a cup of joe. Sure. Okay. And
[00:33:53] the liquid the liquid would then be carefully poured into another vessel leaving the dregs in
[00:33:59] the first vessel. Got it. And doing this a few times made for a wine with fewer impurities to
[00:34:04] spoil the taste. Okay. So one secret of the corruption of Moab had been that of its comparative ease
[00:34:14] so it hadn't been poured from one vessel to another. Right. Challenged like you said
[00:34:19] to get rid of those dregs. Got it. And as the city lay outside the normal route of the invaders
[00:34:27] of the Middle East it was thus rarely disturbed and Moab's self-renewing riches in its bountiful
[00:34:35] vineyards and flocks of sheep along with its lack of conflict with neighboring communities
[00:34:41] bred more complacency than character. It's funny that this you know Israel had
[00:34:46] so much trouble over the years and yet Moab who's not under God's purview seems to have flourished
[00:34:52] just fine for quite a long time. Yeah. And they were even the ones that were sacrificing children
[00:34:57] and shit. Yeah. I think as much as they talked about people who sacrificed children and things
[00:35:02] like that and idols and what have you, I think it must have really pissed off the Israelites
[00:35:07] because they seemed to harp on it a lot. Yeah. They're like those people over there are doing
[00:35:12] fine. What's why isn't our God treating us as well? Yeah. And to me that's a fair question. Right.
[00:35:18] Like assuming you believe in God. Right. Yeah. Like they were maybe I have to wonder like
[00:35:25] were they really sacrificing children as much as like the Bible says they were?
[00:35:29] Who knows. Yeah. I mean I don't know. I don't know. It just seems like no, no really.
[00:35:36] I don't know about that. I mean I can't speak to that because I don't know the answer to that.
[00:35:40] But obviously they were doing it sometimes. Right. And it was enough to make it into the
[00:35:45] Bible and bother them. Right. To be fair if there was any child sacrifice going on
[00:35:51] with any religious cult today I'd be very, you wouldn't take but one. Yeah. For me to be
[00:35:57] disturbed by it. Right. So you know. That is true. Yeah. Fair. Fair point. So having said all
[00:36:03] of that then we move into the calamity that is to come upon Moab. This is where you know
[00:36:10] Jeremiah starts like doing his speech of fine about how y'all gonna get it. Yeah. Y'all gonna get it.
[00:36:16] Right. And so then after he like repeats himself 10 times about how you guys are gonna get it
[00:36:23] then we learn the complete nature of the conquest of Moab. Okay. And Jeremiah listed at least
[00:36:31] 14 specific cities or landmarks in Moab urging them to humble themselves and prepare
[00:36:37] for the judgment to come. 14 specific cities or landmarks. Wow. That's a lot for like one
[00:36:46] chapter one city. Like I'm just kind of blown away because he mentions like a few here and
[00:36:54] there in the other chapters. Right. So it's interesting that we're talking about Moab
[00:36:59] which again was supposed to have been wiped out early on. Yeah. And yet here they are and
[00:37:09] you know, Jeremiah like knows them well enough and is comfortable with them and knowledgeable
[00:37:16] about them enough that he's naming all these different things about them. Right. Right.
[00:37:23] You look like you had something you wanted to add. No, no, no. I was I've got something
[00:37:26] I want to interject later that I wanted to look up real quick. So I did that. Oh, yeah. Not right
[00:37:31] at the moment. Okay. Okay. So we move on and then proud Moab thought itself better than Israel.
[00:37:39] And I mean kind of they were sorry but you know except for child sacrifice they were. Yes. So
[00:37:46] right fair enough. But proud Moab is going to be brought low and then there's going to
[00:37:53] be mourning for Moab because boohoo. You know, right. Right. And then we get unrelenting judgment
[00:38:02] except for it's not unrelenting because then there's a glimmer of hope. So I don't know why
[00:38:08] it's phrased as unrelenting when the glimmer of hope but it relents. Right. So fuck off with that.
[00:38:15] And when God sort of likes somebody or let's just be honest when the prophet who is talking
[00:38:21] or the people who are talking in the said book like somebody there's always that glimmer of hope
[00:38:25] at the end. Yeah. He's like I'm going to 100% kill you but 75% only. Right. And we we we talked about
[00:38:33] it during the chapters that we read recently and that's that the ones that they didn't really care
[00:38:38] about they didn't have those glimmers of hope. No, not at all. It was only the ones that
[00:38:41] they did like. Like Babylon. Right. They're the end hate you forever die. Right. Even though
[00:38:47] we'll get into them but right. Yeah, they don't actually get there. So verse 43 reads
[00:38:55] fear and the pit and the snare shall be upon you. Oh, inhabitant of Moab says the Lord
[00:39:02] he who flees from the fear shall fall into the pit and he who gets out of the pit shall
[00:39:07] be caught in the snare for upon Moab upon it I will bring the year of their punishment says
[00:39:13] the Lord and I remember when we read that that I was like that sounds so goddamn familiar. Like
[00:39:19] we have read this exact line somewhere. Right. Lo and behold these verses are freely borrowed from
[00:39:25] the book of Numbers. Oh, and they reflect Balem's earlier Oracle against Moab.
[00:39:32] Interesting. Yeah. Huh. I just I remember that there was like a snare and a trap and a climb
[00:39:37] out and even if you climb out of the trap you're still stuck in the snare. Well, that
[00:39:42] that goes to my thinking that these weren't written by Jeremiah or Baruch and they were
[00:39:46] written later in like during the Babylonian exile and it felt like they were written by
[00:39:51] somebody who was pulling information from these earlier. Yeah, these earlier books.
[00:39:56] Yes, because they were written in the style of the earlier books. Right. Right. Yeah. No,
[00:40:01] I totally agree with you there. Yeah. So verse 47 reads yet I will bring back
[00:40:07] the captives of Moab in the latter days says the Lord and the Moabites were partially restored
[00:40:14] but never again to their former glory and they were eventually swallowed up by Christianity. Oh,
[00:40:21] okay. So then they went away into history the end. Bye bye. Got it. Okay. Yeah. So now we are at
[00:40:29] Jeremiah chapter 49. Okay. Okay. Yep. And this is the prophecies concerning. Are you ready for
[00:40:36] it? I'm ready. The Ammonites, Edom, Damascus, Qadar and Hazor and Elam. That's right. It was a
[00:40:42] bunch of short little snippets inside that last chapter. Yes. Inside this chapter. It was. Yeah.
[00:40:48] Correct. Yeah. This is I think the last one because then 50 and 51 are about Babylon.
[00:40:55] So this will be the last chapter that we're Q and A'ing today. Okay. Yeah. So let's start
[00:41:01] with the judgment against Ammon. Okay. Yeah. The Ammonites lived north of the Moabites on the east
[00:41:08] side of the Jordan River in what is today Jordan whose capital today is Ammon. Got it. I did not
[00:41:16] know that. That's interesting. Right. The punishment of the Ammonites is mainly due to land grabbing
[00:41:22] or wrongful land acquisition. Okay. Okay. You know, like all of them. Right. But that was
[00:41:28] specifically their fucking crime. Yeah. Okay. So in the first verse, there's this question about
[00:41:36] Ammonite about the Ammonites having taken Israel's inheritance. Oh, okay. Like I don't know if you
[00:41:42] recall. So I'm just going to read part of it. Why then does Milcom inherit Gad and his people
[00:41:49] dwell in its cities? Yeah, I do. What the fuck is all that? Right. So the Ammonites occupied
[00:41:55] land that had been supposedly reserved for the tribes of Gad, Ruben and Maniasa.
[00:42:01] And I think we talked about that. Like I think we did mention that because I think it did strike
[00:42:06] me that that was one of the tribes that had that land. They were actually on the other side of
[00:42:09] the Jordan. And so yeah, but that because they really wasn't one of the state early on.
[00:42:15] Remember? Yep. And then we stopped again, there was a lot of tribes we stopped hearing
[00:42:19] about what they were one of the first ones we stopped hearing about. Yes. So yeah.
[00:42:23] Probably got swallowed up by this. Yeah. Yes. These people followed Milcom who was an Ammonite
[00:42:30] God equivalent to Moloch. Okay, all right. Marduk was another name that he went by in that area.
[00:42:38] One more interjection here because it strikes me that a lot of these
[00:42:43] these things that happened where the when their when their tribes started disappearing
[00:42:48] for reasons, right? We didn't hear about them. We didn't hear about these things happening.
[00:42:54] All we started hearing about was this general consensus that they were doing wrong in the
[00:42:59] eyes of God and we just stopped hearing about them entirely. Right. And so it was
[00:43:05] an easy way to forget about that big deal they made about all these 12 tribes. Yeah.
[00:43:11] Right. And then all of a sudden it's just all Judah. Yeah. And Benjamin makes it a little
[00:43:17] further into it than some of the other tribes, but like it was mostly just Judah. Yeah. Right.
[00:43:22] And I just think it's funny that we then later cover these tribes that got swallowed up by other
[00:43:30] groups that they never got rid of in the first place that they were supposed to. Yeah. And
[00:43:35] and it's not they're not making any big deal of it. It just happened. Yeah. You know,
[00:43:39] like we're mad at these people because they did this thing to our tribes, but like
[00:43:43] you were mad at those tribes because they weren't worshiping God correctly. So which is it? Yeah. And
[00:43:49] what are you, what, why didn't we cover this already? Why weren't we talking about this when
[00:43:53] it happened? Why didn't you write something down about this? I bet you did, but I bet it
[00:43:56] didn't make it into the Bible. And gee, I wonder why. So, um, Marjuk, Moloch, Milcom,
[00:44:04] whatever you want to call it. Yeah. He had been worshipped here with rights of child
[00:44:08] sacrifice since before the days of Moses. Oh, okay. All right. Like, damn. So this was Canaan.
[00:44:16] I mean, this was, yeah. So, okay. So that tracks, right? Which essentially we've talked about this
[00:44:21] too, but Canaan is probably where the Israelites came from anyway. Right. Exactly. They all
[00:44:27] kind of spawned from the same thing. This was essentially Israelites were just a different
[00:44:32] sect of Canaanites. That's all there was to it. Exactly. Exactly. So we talk about the coming days
[00:44:39] of judgment for the Ammonites and God through Jeremiah promised a day when Israel would possess
[00:44:47] these lands on the eastern side of the Jordan River. It can be argued, of course, that this
[00:44:52] prophecy is yet to be fulfilled given that historically this has not taken place. Right.
[00:44:58] I was like, yeah, it's good of you to mention that. Now, apologists come in and they're like,
[00:45:04] but revelations though, which I'm like, okay, spoiler alerts because we're not there yet,
[00:45:10] but I guess it's yet to come or whatever. According to the Christian Bible and according
[00:45:16] to the craziest book in the Christian Bible from what I understand. Right. Exactly. So,
[00:45:20] I mean, whatever. Yeah. Do with that, what you will, I guess. Yeah. Totally. So then we
[00:45:25] talk about the coming captivity and a promise of mercy. Yeah, right. Right. Sound familiar?
[00:45:32] The standard. Yeah. The standard. All right. So that was the Ammonites. Okay. Yeah. Now we're doing
[00:45:37] the Edomites. Okay. They were also a cousin nation to Israel. Sure. Their founder was Esau,
[00:45:44] the son of Isaac and twin brother to Jacob. Wasn't Esau the one that wrestled God in the
[00:45:49] desert? I believe so. Yeah. Yes. They also lived in the lands east of the Jordan River and the Dead Sea
[00:45:57] toward the South Mountains and Deserts. Okay. Okay. Sure. Then we talk about the time of Edom's
[00:46:04] punishment and while Judah was being pressed upon by Nebuchadnezzar in 589 to 587 BCE,
[00:46:13] Edom not only gave assistance but seems to have collaborated with the Babylonians.
[00:46:20] Oh. Right? Okay. And so I'm like, oh, interesting. Yeah. Okay. So like this is the part that I
[00:46:30] love. I love the politics. The political intrigue is your jam. Right. Yeah. And it makes it
[00:46:38] that much more likely that Jeremiah and Baruch were probably in cahoots with this whole thing.
[00:46:44] Yeah. Because other nations were too. Not only other nations but other nations that are closely
[00:46:49] related to Israel slash Judah, whatever. Like they're, it doesn't, it's not a far cry to say that
[00:46:56] somebody important was several, several somebody's several important somebody's because
[00:47:04] Jeremiah had some friends in high places. Yeah. But it doesn't make, it totally makes sense that
[00:47:11] they would be pushing this mantra, this idea. Yeah. So. Yeah. So I mean, this did nothing but
[00:47:18] confirm that further. Right. You know? Yeah. So then we call about a call to trust despite
[00:47:24] losing everything. Okay. Like, you know, you still got to just trust God. He's going to
[00:47:28] take care of you. Yeah, whatever. Okay. The cup of judgment for proud Edom and then the
[00:47:34] astonishing judgment to come upon Edom. Okay. Yeah. So whatever. The end of that. Okay. So I
[00:47:41] don't know what happens to the Edomites but. This is another reason I don't believe Jeremiah wrote
[00:47:46] this shit is because Jeremiah was all about giving up to the fucking Babylonians. Yeah.
[00:47:50] And if they were helping the Babylonians, then he didn't give a fuck about the
[00:47:53] Edomites. Yeah. So whatever. Yeah. So we move on to Damascus now. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We talk about
[00:48:00] weak Damascus ready for judgment. Yeah, they didn't. There was no coming back for Damascus from what I
[00:48:05] recall. Let's talk about them. Okay. I have a few more notes on Damascus than the other
[00:48:12] sure areas. Okay. Okay. Damascus is the famous city of Syria and it is one of Israel's neighbors
[00:48:19] to the north. Sure. Damascus is one of the oldest continually occupied cities of the world. Okay. So
[00:48:26] yeah. Cool. Cool. Cool. Very. It was taken by David in Second Samuel, then was retaken in the
[00:48:33] reign of Solomon in First Kings and regained its independence for a time. And the city has been
[00:48:39] conquered by Assyria in 732 BCE in Second Kings. Okay. So it keeps it takes a licking and
[00:48:48] keeps on ticking. Right. Yeah. It's kings were often at war with the 10 tribes and once it joined
[00:48:55] with them for the destruction of Judah. Huh. Interesting. Yeah. To I kind of vaguely remember
[00:49:02] something like that happening actually there was I don't remember what book it was in or what
[00:49:07] chapter or anything but I remember that there was people that came from those tribes to talk to
[00:49:13] the hell. I'm losing I can't I can't catch the threat but I know exactly what I'm thinking of.
[00:49:19] There's too many kings and too many cities right. Yeah. Too many skirmishes but it was like
[00:49:26] there was a reference to this it just wasn't spelled out. Right. And I I if I can come up
[00:49:31] with it I'll try to come up with it and get back to everybody. Yeah. I just I I'm having
[00:49:37] a hard time as I always say putting what we're reading today with what we've already read. Right.
[00:49:43] Because I didn't grasp it fully the first time around. Sure. I can see why people read through
[00:49:49] the Bible more than once because you read it through once just to get the story and then
[00:49:54] you read it again to put all those pieces together. Right. It's like watching the movie
[00:49:59] Memento. Right. Like you watch it once just to have watched it and then you watch it again going
[00:50:07] or like the sixth sense. Right. Yeah. So not to compare this trash literature with those fine films.
[00:50:16] Right. Because those are good movies and this is not. Yeah. Good at all. Okay. So defend
[00:50:22] to defend himself against these powerful enemies. A has made a league with the king of Assyria
[00:50:30] who besieged Damascus and demolished it. From that time we hear nothing of Damascus
[00:50:37] until we meet with it in this prophecy. So it was another one that we like here about and then
[00:50:43] never again until now today. Right. We're like oh there you are. Yeah. Okay. It appears to have
[00:50:48] been rebuilt and restored to some consequence. It made an obstinate resistance to Nebuchadnezzar
[00:50:55] but was at last taken and sacked by him. At present it is both a large and populous city
[00:51:03] with considerable commerce. Yeah. And the reference to the sea must be figurative because Syria
[00:51:11] had no coast had no sea coast in ancient times. So suggestions as to the meaning are maybe
[00:51:18] restlessness or trouble like you know troubled waters kind of thing like a sea storm,
[00:51:25] roiling waters, unstable that kind of thing. Yeah. Okay. So then we read about Damascus gets defeated
[00:51:33] but not depopulated. Okay. And scholars have a lot of difficulty fitting this prophecy into
[00:51:40] any recorded event related to Damascus. It seems to be an ongoing issue with some of these prophecies
[00:51:46] in this section here. Interesting, right? Yeah. This prophecy must have been given early in
[00:51:52] Jeremiah's career for his ministry began in 627 BCE and Babylon's conquest of Assyria occurred
[00:52:01] only 15 years later in 612 BCE. Okay. This is bullshit. They're trying so hard to make
[00:52:10] this a prophecy. It's not a fucking prophecy. It was written in the Babylonian exile. Yeah.
[00:52:15] Totally. We talked about this all the way through these sections and they can apologize
[00:52:21] all they want to for this shit but this was not Jeremiah and Baruch writing these things.
[00:52:25] No, not at all. And it sounds every bit of it sounds like it was written
[00:52:30] post exile or during exile. And in the style of the Deuteronomy books, the Deuteronomy.
[00:52:39] You will not convince me that these things were written by Baruch or Jeremiah. There's no way.
[00:52:44] They may have been influenced by or there may have been a couple of sections that were actually
[00:52:50] written by them but for the most part, these things were not written there. Totally agree. 100%.
[00:52:58] So that was that chapter. Yeah. Okay. So now we're going to move on to the judgment against
[00:53:04] Qadar and Hazor. Okay. So Qadar describes a tribe of Arabic peoples descended from Ishmael according
[00:53:15] to the book of Genesis. Sure. Okay. Is Isaiah prophesied against Qadar, a powerful tribe who
[00:53:23] used to traffic with the Tyrians in cattle? Wait, did you say Isaiah? Yes. What about it? Say
[00:53:29] that one more time? Isaiah prophesied against Qadar, a powerful tribe who used to traffic with
[00:53:36] the Tyrians in cattle. Why are we talking about Isaiah? I have no idea. Okay. Okay. The Qadar
[00:53:42] peoples were nomadic and you know what? I wonder if I did that. I wonder if I accidentally
[00:53:47] brought Isaiah instead of Jeremiah. That could totally have been what happened. So
[00:53:53] let's just pretend that that says Jeremiah. Okay. All right. I'm not sure how much. Are you sure you
[00:54:00] didn't look up the wrong thing or? No, no, no. Okay. I'm fairly certain actually that I can kind
[00:54:08] of recall that it said he blah, blah, blah, blah, and that I typed the name so that I would
[00:54:15] remember the note. Yeah. And so I'm pretty sure that I typed Isaiah instead of Jeremiah
[00:54:22] because we've done that a few times because Isaiah kept being there. All right. Yeah. So,
[00:54:29] okay, Jeremiah prophesied against Qadar, a powerful tribe who used to traffic with the Tyrians in
[00:54:35] cattle. Okay. The Qadar peoples were nomadic and they lived in tents. They kept flocks of sheep
[00:54:43] and they were shrewd traitors. Okay. So then we get into a word against Qadar and Hazor.
[00:54:50] Okay. Okay. So they reference a third group. I don't know if you recall that and we were like a
[00:54:58] third group, third people. What are you talking about? Right. Okay. There is no consensus on
[00:55:04] whether the third group is actually just referencing them or if it's an actual separate
[00:55:12] third group of people. But some think that they were the people of the East and they are known
[00:55:20] in other parts of the Old Testament and these people are associated with Midianites and Amalekites
[00:55:27] and they are nomadic groups who raided Israelite territory in the days of judges. Got it. Okay.
[00:55:33] So we're, I think it's probably they're talking about these other tribes that lived in the East.
[00:55:42] Okay. They talk about conquest and plunder and that's why they're going to get it and there's no
[00:55:47] reprieve for them. Got it. We ate them or whatever. Yeah. Okay. So then we move on to Elam. Okay.
[00:55:53] Okay. Elamites. Yeah. Okay. So Elam is the ancient names for some of the peoples of Persia
[00:56:01] in modern day Iran. Okay. The Persians were at first allies to the Babylonians
[00:56:08] and later they conquered the Babylonian Empire. Oh, so is this that other group that maybe they
[00:56:15] talked about? Is the Persians the other Northern whatever possibly? Yes. Kind of. Yes. All right.
[00:56:22] This prophecy is about their eventual conquest and fall which we're going to get to. Got it.
[00:56:27] Yeah. So Elam is going to be conquered and scattered. Got it. Yeah. And they were a
[00:56:33] powerful kingdom more than 200 miles east of Babylon. Okay. And that was the most
[00:56:40] distant nation referred to by Jeremiah. Got it. Okay. That was kind of a big deal. Sure.
[00:56:45] Sousa, the ancient capital of Elam now known as Shush is close to a thousand miles east of
[00:56:54] Jerusalem on modern roads. Wow. For an idea of just how far reaching and problematic
[00:57:01] Babylon's imperialism was. Yeah. Yeah. Like that was far reaching. Right. So this news started coming
[00:57:07] in and they're like, Jesus. Yeah. They're like, what the fuck? Right. What's a Babylon? Right. Yeah.
[00:57:13] So I say, see, I did it again. Isaiah supposed to be. And I looked up you are correct. This is
[00:57:18] Jeremiah. Yeah. But you didn't write it down correctly. I didn't. And I apologize. So I don't
[00:57:25] it just happens. Yeah. I do a thing. Right. So Jeremiah makes a reference to the role of Elam's
[00:57:33] powerful skilled archers in the conquest of Jerusalem where they served as allies to the
[00:57:39] Babylonians. Okay. Okay. Yeah. And the message concerning the ancient kingdom of Elam came
[00:57:45] at the beginning of Zedekiah's reign. And at that time, Zedekiah was trying to form an
[00:57:51] alliance with other nations west of Babylon with the aid of resisting the spread or with the aim
[00:57:59] of resisting the spread of Babylon's power. Got it. Okay. Yeah. So they were like, stop those
[00:58:05] fuckers. Right. And that didn't happen. Right. So Elam is supposed to be going under disaster
[00:58:14] and under mercy in the latter days. So we like them. They get to have a remnant. All right.
[00:58:19] One more vote, all that. That's nice for them. So this is one of those things where the Babylonians
[00:58:26] never conquered Elam. Right. Yeah. And when compared with other prophecies of Jeremiah
[00:58:32] against foreign nations, this one against Elam does not mention Nebuchadnezzar but refers
[00:58:39] only to enemies in general. So got it. That's how they're able to say no, it's still yet
[00:58:45] to come. Got it. Yeah. History records that Elam later became part of Persia, which in turn
[00:58:52] conquered Babylon. Okay. So not only didn't Elam. Right. They were part of the
[00:58:59] the conquered. Yeah. Yeah. Opposite opposite. Right. So okay. There you go. Okay. Yeah. So
[00:59:05] that wraps up part one of the unit about the oracles to the other nations. Just so
[00:59:12] you were aware part one lasted about an hour. Oh my God. Yeah. So that was a lot of information.
[00:59:18] I'm so glad that we broke this up. Yeah. With the amount of time you were taking research and all
[00:59:23] this stuff, and I was like, is this going to be like a three hour fucking episode? It would have
[00:59:28] been. Yeah. I mean, I just, I was like, we have to do something and we can't just not do our
[00:59:34] podcast because you can't stop finding information. So well, okay, but you can see how this
[00:59:40] keeps going and going and going. Yeah. Yeah. I do have a question though. Yes. So
[00:59:46] you know how when we came across that magic spell that's coming up in the next Q&A that
[00:59:52] we're gonna do this part two basically. Yes. In chapter 51. Yeah. And magic spell slash curse,
[00:59:58] whatever, right? So there's a person that we want to interview at some point and we
[01:00:04] probably will in the near future. And he's a former pastor of ours who actually married us
[01:00:11] and is now an atheist, which is interesting enough. Yeah. So that fantastic. And this
[01:00:18] individual, which I for now we'll leave unnamed, they studied quite a bit of biblical history
[01:00:27] and they know a lot of things. So anyway, long story short,
[01:00:31] They're very versed in Judaism and Christianity. Right. Yes. Very. And so I reached out to them
[01:00:38] about this and my idea about what had happened and got some positive feedback on it, which
[01:00:44] made me very happy because we could not find information directly anywhere about what
[01:00:50] was that a magic spell? Right. Yeah. But there were some things mentioned about
[01:00:56] Zoastrianism and different things like that. And I'm hoping that maybe you're covering some of
[01:01:01] that aspect of it when we get to that. We will see. Okay. All right. I mean, okay. Because
[01:01:09] that's the part that I'm like, what? I know you're chomping at the bit. Yeah. So that concludes
[01:01:17] our part one Q&A for these weird chapters in this unit. Yeah. The next
[01:01:27] part two will cover chapters 50, 51 and 52. Sure. And that will be all about Babylon
[01:01:36] and that weird post script. And then we will talk about the unit as a whole. And magic spells.
[01:01:45] And hopefully magic spells. I mean, I'm just saying. I know. I hear you. All right. I hear
[01:01:52] you. So that was our Q&A for today. Yes it was. And not on Saturday. Not on Saturday. I'm not
[01:01:58] even going to try to attempt to see to even say what's going to be happening in the near
[01:02:02] future. I know because I fucked this all up. Hypothetically. We'll be back tomorrow-ish
[01:02:08] with part two. With part two. Although I'm releasing this late
[01:02:13] on the night that we're putting it out because we have been so far behind. So
[01:02:18] yeah, we've got another episode coming and at some point very soon. Yes. And that's the
[01:02:24] best I can say right now because there's so much fucking information. There is.
[01:02:29] So- Which makes it interesting and fun. This is what we do. Yeah. Definitely. But that being
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