Bible Study for Atheists: Leviticus Chapters 15 - 16

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[00:03:40] Leviticus chapters 15 and 16 and it starts off with unclean discharges from

[00:03:46] the body and that sounds disgusting. It really does and like when I hear the

[00:03:51] word discharge I usually think of like women's bodies because you know I'm

[00:03:57] a woman and women have discharge and that's a thing. All I can think of is

[00:04:02] when we're going through this because I just recently listened to the book

[00:04:05] Lamb and was that by Christopher Moore? Yes I think that sounds right and it's

[00:04:12] kind of like a comedic take on the Jesus story. It's really really great so if

[00:04:17] you haven't read it definitely worth checking out it's kind of fun. It's a

[00:04:20] fun book. I'm glad that you're enjoying it because I'm the one that

[00:04:23] recommended it to you. Yeah definitely and but the guy Biff that's in there he

[00:04:28] runs around saying unclean unclean and then beginning of the book and just

[00:04:32] reminds me of that so how to throw that out there? Well you derailed my story

[00:04:36] because what I was gonna say was so anyway when I hear the word discharge

[00:04:43] I usually think of women but what they're about to get into is actually

[00:04:48] masturbation of men. Yeah and so that gets into have you heard of the no-fap

[00:04:56] movement? No-fap no. Okay so there's this group of guys and I think that they're

[00:05:03] like the the incels some of them okay you know what incels are yeah involuntarily

[00:05:10] celibate right and you know because women suck apparently or something. Yeah

[00:05:14] because stupid women won't fuck them. God damn it. Yeah so yeah I can't imagine

[00:05:21] why that would be unappealing so these guys have this thing where they believe

[00:05:29] that if they don't masturbate that it will make them like stronger and more

[00:05:37] manly and like show their will over their body. Like masterfulness and it's

[00:05:44] like this whole toxic masculinity thing right like the whole thing but it's not

[00:05:49] all incels it's a lot of Christianity in it too so there's like this whole broad

[00:05:55] spectrum and so they call it no-fap because you know when you're masturbating

[00:06:00] you're fapping okay you know what that is. No I've never heard that either. Okay so

[00:06:05] there's these memes like have you seen the cartoon ones like

[00:06:12] the no challenge or challenge accepted or like the potato face that he's like sad

[00:06:18] and lonely like lonely forever okay you know what I'm talking about. I'm not big

[00:06:23] on memes or like the cartoon stick figure one where he like throws the desk

[00:06:29] across their room. Okay yeah kind of like they're rage emojis things okay so

[00:06:36] they refer to masturbation as fapping because that's the sound that you make

[00:06:42] when you're doing that. Got it. Right so no-fap means not doing that and so when

[00:06:51] you know that's I think what we're getting into here okay and yes okay I'm

[00:06:56] sorry now I will get on with the Leviticus chapter 15 unclean discharges from

[00:07:03] the body. Okay sounds great. Okay the Lord said to Moses and Aaron give the

[00:07:07] following instructions to the people of Israel any man who has a bodily discharge

[00:07:13] is ceremonially unclean. Period there's a period there. See you see where the no-fap

[00:07:19] and the Christian movement kind of coalesced there. I got it. This defilement

[00:07:25] is caused by his discharge whether the discharge continues or stops. What?

[00:07:30] Okay I don't really know what that means. What am I missing? Is there times

[00:07:36] when you it doesn't stop? Right that's what I was gonna ask like is there some guy

[00:07:43] out there with like just an overflowing fountain that it just keeps coming.

[00:07:47] So to speak. Okay sorry in either case the man is unclean any bed on which the

[00:07:56] man with the discharge lies and anything on which he sits will be

[00:08:00] ceremonially unclean. I cannot fucking believe I'm reading the Bible about

[00:08:04] masturbation. Yeah this is this is a interesting. It's too much so if you touch

[00:08:09] the man's bed you must wash your clothes and bathe yourself in water and

[00:08:13] you will remain unclean until evening. Until evening okay all right it's one of

[00:08:18] those though they until evening uncleans okay. I mean but men are so gross

[00:08:22] anyway that it's like of course you better wash your fucking hands and you

[00:08:26] know you're not clean. Yeah yeah. If you sit with a man with the discharge

[00:08:32] has sat. Oh my god. Then I'm sorry for you. Yeah right. You must wash your

[00:08:36] clothes and bathe yourself in water and you will remain unclean until evening.

[00:08:41] If you touch the man with the discharge God help me. You must wash your

[00:08:47] clothes and bathe yourself in water and you will remain unclean until evening.

[00:08:52] If the man spits on you. What? I don't know what that means. If the man spits on you. Why would he spit on you?

[00:09:01] Are they referring to spit or like I don't know. The discharge coming at you. I don't know.

[00:09:08] If the man spits on you you must wash your clothes and bathe yourself in water

[00:09:13] and you will remain unclean until evening. Okay. Don't spit on me one

[00:09:19] way or the other. Right yeah. Nobody spit on me. No spitting. Any saddle blanket on

[00:09:24] which the man rides will be ceremonially unclean. If you touch anything that was

[00:09:29] under that man you will be unclean until evening. Under that man like. Under the man. Anything that was under him? Yeah.

[00:09:35] That's weird. All right. You must wash your clothes and bathe yourself in

[00:09:40] water and you will remain unclean until evening. Yeah. Yeah. If the man touches

[00:09:46] you without first rinsing his hands. Oh God. You must wash your clothes and bathe

[00:09:52] yourself in water and you will remain unclean until evening. Until evening. Yeah. Any clay pot

[00:09:58] the man touches must be broken. You know why they had to put this out because men don't

[00:10:03] wash their goddamn hands. That's why. Yeah. That's why that's all what this is about. Right.

[00:10:07] I mean to be fair it was a little hard to wreck then. Oh. Oh it's just too easy. Oh it's

[00:10:15] yeah. Any wooden utensil he touches must be rinsed with water. When the man with the discharge is healed.

[00:10:22] Healed. How do you heal? Okay. I mean are you sure they're talking about masturbation?

[00:10:29] I'm pretty sure they're talking about masturbation because they're talking about men with discharge

[00:10:33] not women. All right. And that's the only kind of discharge that I know that a man has

[00:10:38] that a woman doesn't have. I mean right. Right. Yeah. So when he's healed he must

[00:10:43] count off seven days for the period of purification. Damn. Seven days.

[00:10:52] Maybe they're talking about like wet dreams like shit that you can't help that happens at night.

[00:10:58] Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know either. Then he must wash his clothes and bathe

[00:11:02] himself in fresh water and he will be ceremonially clean. On the eighth day he must get two

[00:11:08] turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree or two young pigeons and come before the Lord at the

[00:11:14] entrance of the tabernacle and give his offerings to the priest. The priest will offer one bird for a

[00:11:20] sin offering and the other for a burnt offering through this process. The priest will purify the

[00:11:25] man before the Lord for his discharge. Don't be discharging. Whenever a man has an emission

[00:11:33] of semen. Oh, see they were talking about something else. What were they talking about?

[00:11:38] I don't know. I don't know either. Not really sure. And spitting. See that's what I'm saying.

[00:11:46] Like what kind of discharge the man got. I don't know. That ain't semen. Right.

[00:11:52] I don't know. What you got going on down there. I have no idea. If anybody knows please

[00:11:58] God tell us we need to know. I'm dying over here. Whenever a man has an emission of semen he must

[00:12:05] bathe his entire body in water. I mean you should really bathe anyway. Right. And he will remain

[00:12:10] ceremonially unclean until the next evening. Oh, holy shit. Dang. Any clothing or leather with

[00:12:17] semen on it. Such a child must be washed in water and I'm glad they specify that. Right.

[00:12:27] And it will remain unclean until evening. Okay. So yeah if you come on something you should definitely

[00:12:33] wash it. Then he can't really put those same clothes. How like what happened so you're unclean.

[00:12:38] Wouldn't it just be better to leave those unclean clothes on until you're clean after like how

[00:12:43] does that work? You just stay in the water. Yeah, I mean like how do you become clean without

[00:12:47] touching things that are making them unclean and then you're unclean again because you're

[00:12:51] touching the unclean thing. Oh gosh. It's like that never ending cycle. Right. Yeah. Oh dear.

[00:12:56] After a man and a woman have sexual intercourse they must each bathe in water and they will

[00:13:01] remain unclean until the next evening. Oh my god. You with dirty ass you having sex people.

[00:13:07] Wow. So that's just sad to me like they thought bodies were so gross and they thought sex was

[00:13:14] so gross. Right. And don't get me wrong. Bodies and sex are gross but not like

[00:13:19] spiritually. Right, right. It's not I don't know. I don't know what I'm trying to say.

[00:13:25] Whatever. Whatever. Whenever a woman has her menstrual period she will be ceremonially unclean

[00:13:31] for seven days. Then they already cover that. They did but I have something to say about that.

[00:13:36] Okay. They clearly did not understand that women have periods for all different lengths of time.

[00:13:42] Right. So do they really mean seven days or do they mean like the length of your period?

[00:13:48] Because like if you have I would imagine that if you only have a five day period that

[00:13:54] they would be like no get back in there for those other two days. Right. But it's at the

[00:13:57] end of your seven days you come out and you're still menstruating but they don't know. Did you

[00:14:02] just get on get one by them? Like who knows. Like yeah yeah I'm still unclean and you don't know

[00:14:09] it I'm still on my period but you said seven days what? Anyone who touches her during that

[00:14:16] time will be unclean until evening. Anything on which the woman lies or sits during the

[00:14:22] time of her period will be unclean. It must have been hard to like live back then. Yeah. You

[00:14:27] basically had to like stand still don't touch anything. Just breathe. If any of you touch her

[00:14:33] bed you must wash your clothes and bathe yourself in water and you will remain unclean until evening.

[00:14:39] If you touch any object she has sat on you must wash your clothes and bathe yourself in water

[00:14:45] and you will remain unclean until evening. This includes her bed or any other object she

[00:14:51] has sat on and you will be unclean until evening if you touch it which they said a hundred times.

[00:14:56] Right. If a man has sexual intercourse with her and her blood touches him her menstrual impurity

[00:15:02] will be transmitted to him. I'm going to get you I'm going to get my period on you.

[00:15:13] I'm passing on my my cooties. Yeah I got you. My girl cooties. I got it. He will remain

[00:15:17] unclean for seven days and any bed on which he lies will be unclean. Good Lord. This is just too much.

[00:15:24] If a woman has a flow of blood for many days that is unrelated to her menstrual period or if the

[00:15:29] blood continues beyond the normal period she is ceremonially unclean. She was unclean before so

[00:15:35] I know like what I know yeah as during her menstrual period the woman will be unclean

[00:15:40] as long as the discharge continues. Okay. Wow any bed she lies on and any object she sits on during

[00:15:47] that time will be unclean just as during her normal menstrual period. If any of you touch these things

[00:15:53] you will be ceremonially unclean. Good grief you must wash your clothes and bathe yourself in water

[00:15:59] and you will remain unclean until evening. When the woman's bleeding stops she must count

[00:16:04] off seven days then she will be ceremonially clean. Yay. On the eighth day she must bring

[00:16:10] two turtle doves or two young pigeons and present them to the priest at the entrance of the

[00:16:16] tabernacle. The priest will offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering.

[00:16:22] Through this process the priest will purify her before the Lord for the ceremonial impurity

[00:16:28] caused by her bleeding. Can you just I mean like all the things you have to reference for

[00:16:33] everything like right okay so if this happens you are unclean for seven days and then you have

[00:16:38] to get two turtle doves or two pigeons and bring them to the priest to then do a burnt offering

[00:16:43] and a sin offering which you have to reference that other section in Leviticus to find out

[00:16:46] how to do that and make sure you do all that right too. And that you brought the right animals

[00:16:50] and wait was that a goat or a bird or a flower with vegetable oil right olive oil

[00:16:57] not vegetable oil. It's crazy there's so much like you have to spend all your time like just

[00:17:02] abiding God. Yeah well I think that was the point I guess. I don't I don't hands make for satans

[00:17:10] something or other playground or playground yeah yeah I forget what the phrase is I forgot it

[00:17:14] halfway through. Yeah basically don't be bored and you won't get in no trouble so they kept

[00:17:20] them busy right this is how you will guard the people of Israel from ceremonially

[00:17:25] being unclean otherwise they would die for their impurity would defile my tabernacle that stands

[00:17:32] among them these are the instructions for dealing with anyone who has a bodily discharge. So I have

[00:17:38] a question we've both been unclean at some point in our life. Oh yeah many times yeah right many

[00:17:43] many many times. Did you die? I didn't die yet I mean. I didn't either that's weird. I wonder

[00:17:49] when that's gonna happen yeah maybe like when I'm old and at the end of my life anyway. Yeah

[00:17:54] they didn't say when that's true right so we are gonna it is technically correct. It is true.

[00:18:00] If you drive a car you're gonna die if you get shots you're gonna die if you buy a fridge on

[00:18:08] Wednesdays you're gonna die if you eat donuts you're gonna die right like oh this is so exciting

[00:18:16] I feel so free yeah if you pick sunflowers you're gonna die

[00:18:23] it's funny because you could just walk up to anybody and be like excuse me you're gonna die

[00:18:30] what I wasn't threatening I was just delivering facts and you know if you read the bible it says

[00:18:36] because you were unclean. Oh man these are the instructions for dealing with anyone who has a

[00:18:46] bodily discharge a man who is unclean because of an omission of semen or a woman during her menstrual

[00:18:52] period see it's just the two so I don't know what the hell the first discharge thing was yeah yeah

[00:18:58] if anybody knows like maybe we'll just ask on twitter because like yeah I'm curious about that

[00:19:03] yeah it's curious if they meant something besides fapping or in addition to fapping or if it was just

[00:19:11] all fap related yeah or if wet dreams tight in there somehow right I don't know right it applies to

[00:19:17] any man or woman who has a bodily discharge and to a man who has sexual intercourse with a woman

[00:19:22] who is ceremonially unclean the end well I'm glad we have the bible to tell us how to deal

[00:19:27] with all this stuff aren't you I don't know what I do without the bible to you know help me

[00:19:31] deal with my period I tell you what I am really glad that I had a hysterectomy and I would recommend

[00:19:37] that all the women back then did that so you don't have to count no days right yeah fuck that I think

[00:19:43] that would have been a little bit more dangerous back then though well that's true yeah damn it

[00:19:48] you can't win for losing yeah all right so we're gonna go ahead and end this section right

[00:19:53] yeah and we're gonna be on to chapter 16 that is correct all right we'll see you guys in a minute

[00:19:58] bye hey guess what I did what did you do um on our break I looked up um the answer to our question

[00:20:12] about what the fuck are they talking about with all that discharge stuff going on right right because

[00:20:16] I didn't know that men had more than one discharge and I was like I didn't either actually

[00:20:22] I was like I can't let this stand but um there was a really good explainer that I found

[00:20:28] but I kind of wanted to talk about it more in length so yeah and I think we kind of discussed that

[00:20:33] like we often run into questions when we're in the middle of an episode because we just kind of hit

[00:20:37] this with our you know on we're just going straight into it we don't know anything about it

[00:20:42] we're just reading that that chapter so we don't know what we're talking about yeah we don't have

[00:20:46] any background in this stuff right so I was thinking like on Tuesdays maybe we could discuss

[00:20:52] the previous week's episode yeah and um answer questions and whatever I really like that I I wish

[00:20:59] we had thought of it earlier but you know I think from here on out we should do that because I think

[00:21:03] that would be really interesting that's a really good idea and I cannot wait to talk about discharge

[00:21:09] did you ever think you would say that no not ever not ever in 100 years all right well

[00:21:17] then we'll look forward to seeing everybody on Tuesday now yeah to find out what's going on with

[00:21:21] your pants awesome now we're getting ready to go into chapter 16 here for Leviticus right yep

[00:21:26] Leviticus chapter 16 the day of atonement okay atonement atonement okay the Lord spoke to Moses

[00:21:35] after the death of Aaron's two sons oh we're back to that he smote right who died after they entered

[00:21:42] the Lord's presence and burned the wrong kind of fire before him okay when you say they died

[00:21:50] it completely removes responsibility it's like saying people were killed instead of a mass murderer

[00:21:57] stabbed them or like George Floyd was killed no a cop murdered him yeah God murdered Aaron's sons

[00:22:07] yeah let's just be clear it's like the whole difference between passive and active right um wow

[00:22:13] okay yeah I just want to make sure there's no confusion whatsoever that they didn't just like

[00:22:18] die I'm not confused that was a big you know like what yeah wrong type of fire yeah wrong

[00:22:24] type of fire are you kidding me and the Lord's smote those bitches my god and then he told the

[00:22:29] brothers and also don't you don't you fucking cry for them yeah you you buck the fuck up and get

[00:22:35] over it buttercup the Lord said to Moses warn your brother Aaron not to enter the most holy

[00:22:42] place behind the inner curtain whenever he chooses if he does he will die and I believe it I

[00:22:48] believe him I believe you for the arcs cover the place of atonement is there and I myself am present

[00:22:59] in the cloud above the atonement cover you know what I'm not gonna lie you tell me not to go somewhere

[00:23:05] I instantly want to peek and I almost think it would be worth the death I'm serious like

[00:23:12] there's nothing I want to see so badly as a thing I'm not allowed to see right I agreed when Aaron

[00:23:18] I mean think about like the Garden of Eden right don't you touch that tree yeah I'm gonna touch it

[00:23:24] yeah Pandora's box right which was actually a vase but bad translation that shit got opened

[00:23:30] that shit got open don't touch it equals touch right exactly you have to believe God did that on

[00:23:36] purpose I mean yeah and that he understands that reverse psychology like if he said absolutely

[00:23:44] touch this stuff we would be like man I don't know he seems kind of stupid to me he does seem

[00:23:48] stupid like he's always seemed surprised that his his people that he created and set up for failure

[00:23:53] you fail yeah yeah I can't believe you all touched this thing that I absolutely made for no purpose

[00:24:00] whatsoever I made it for no purpose right other than you'll die yeah or something yeah exactly

[00:24:07] when Aaron enters the sanctuary area that's hard to say say it sanctuary sanctuary area sanctuary

[00:24:13] area it's kind of hard because it's area we have real he must follow these instructions fully

[00:24:19] he must bring a young bull for a sin offering and a ram for a burnt offering you know because if

[00:24:25] he doesn't he'll die I'm sure probably yeah or there's a backup method right one of the two knows

[00:24:31] who knows he must put on his linen tunic and the linen undergarments worn next to his body you don't

[00:24:37] want anybody seeing up that skirt thing yeah nobody can see your booty hole right that's why we

[00:24:42] don't have steps at churches except for what we do right exactly how all of them do like every

[00:24:48] have you ever seen a church without steps that lead up to the door if I did see one I think

[00:24:53] I might go in and ask them why did you do that yeah I would especially now knowing that you know

[00:24:58] that they did it the right way yeah exactly yeah and be kind of impressed maybe a little yeah right

[00:25:03] like I would be like y'all read the bible didn't you y'all read he must tie the linen sash around

[00:25:13] his waist and put the linen turban on his head these are sacred garments so he must bathe himself

[00:25:18] in water before he puts them on okay what does that have to do with being sacred garments because

[00:25:24] if he doesn't bathe before he if he is not clean when he puts them on then he makes them unclean

[00:25:31] okay and then he has to go rewash them again and they're ceremonially unclean until evening

[00:25:36] got it got it Aaron must take from the community I would just lie I would be like totally clean

[00:25:41] I totally took a bath today dad I swear except for that God just smote his two sons

[00:25:47] God's gonna smite them anyway I would always assume I've probably already done something fucked up

[00:25:52] I'm about to get smote any second now so I'm gonna live that hedonistic yellow life I feel like

[00:25:59] fuck this micromanagement this is bullshit this is bullshit indeed Aaron must take from the community

[00:26:05] of Israel two male goats for a sin offering and a ram for a burnt offering Aaron will present his

[00:26:11] own bull as a sin offering to peer himself and his family making them right with the lord

[00:26:16] that's very important unless they burn the wrong fire yeah and then fuck off

[00:26:21] then he must take the two male goats and present them to the lord at the entrance of the

[00:26:25] tabernacle he is to cast secret lots to determine which goat will be reserved as an offering to

[00:26:31] the lord and which will carry the sins of the people to the wilderness of a zazel oh they're

[00:26:37] gonna let one of them go to a zazel what the hell is a zazel I don't know that's another thing I guess

[00:26:43] we'll answer right yeah what's the wilderness of a zazel that just came out of nowhere right

[00:26:48] what's an a zazel it's a wilderness yeah it's wilderness and the goats go there and the goats

[00:26:53] go the goats go to the wilderness of a zazel like I just wonder like is it supposed to be

[00:27:00] a bad place I that's where they carry sin too so it's apparently a sinful wilderness of a zazel

[00:27:06] because I thought I thought I recognized then the name a zazel but like as a demon or something

[00:27:12] maybe like the demon a zazel we'll find out okay I'm just curious yeah I'm curious too

[00:27:18] Erin will then present as a sin offering the goat chosen by lot for the lord the other goat

[00:27:24] the scape goat no really that's where it came from the scape goat that's interesting chosen

[00:27:31] by lot to be sent away will be kept alive standing before the lord I have no idea that's where that

[00:27:37] term originated that's really cool yeah it's a scape goat you blame it I didn't do wrong the goat did

[00:27:44] the legit goat right the goat goat if you will the greatest of all time right the goat goat

[00:27:52] yeah when it is sent away to a zazel in the wilderness the people will be purified and

[00:27:57] made right with the lord oh that's so lucky yeah Erin will present his own bull as a sin offering

[00:28:04] to purify himself and his family making them right with the lord after he has slaughtered the bull

[00:28:09] as a sin offering he will fill an incense burner with burning coals from the altar

[00:28:14] that stands before the lord then anytime you start a sentence with I need to make myself

[00:28:20] right with the lord by slaughtering something yeah it feels like this is the wrong religion

[00:28:24] yeah it does saying no you're absolutely right is I've almost like tuned myself out to it and I

[00:28:30] don't want to do that right I never ever want to lose that sense of disgust that the word slaughter

[00:28:37] is mentioned so many times through the bible and it's not like god's people being slaughtered

[00:28:43] it's them doing the slaughtering though that happens too though right I mean right the same

[00:28:49] yeah no it's true there is there is a lot of slaughtering on both sides but

[00:28:54] thus far like the main characters have been doing all the slaughtering of all the animals right right

[00:28:59] and that's just gross yep to me definitely like I'm not against hunting or whatever like I don't

[00:29:05] want to seem like that upbeat vegan you know who can't like survive without you know their

[00:29:14] tofu and shit not that there's anything wrong with that either I'm just saying like I live in a

[00:29:21] hunting community and you know there's people that live on that meat dear jerky's pretty good

[00:29:27] I've never had that and I don't want to I'm just saying I do not want to try dear jerky

[00:29:31] I would eat the fuck out of an alligator or crocodile though because you know why you hate

[00:29:36] them I hate them they are so I think in the last episode did I really yeah they're so evil with

[00:29:41] their beady eyes and have you seen them kill people I have not seen okay this is how they go in

[00:29:47] they go in for the kill and they grab them and then they turn over and they keep turning over

[00:29:53] and over thrashing about I mean they are so mean I hate them yeah that's pretty awful I would eat

[00:30:00] the fuck out of them I'm just saying you do that and I would take pleasure in it too like

[00:30:05] I would be like yeah you're dead okay sorry then he will take two handfuls of fragrant powdered

[00:30:11] incense and will carry the burner and the incense behind the inner curtain there in the Lord's presence

[00:30:17] like I would be scared like is this the time when I'm allowed in the tabernacle or are you gonna

[00:30:22] smite me yeah they were in the Lord's presence he will put the incense on the burning coal so

[00:30:27] that a cloud of incense will rise over the arcs cover the place of atonement that rests on the

[00:30:33] arc of the covenant if he follows these instructions he will not die awesome then he must take some of

[00:30:38] the blood of the bull dip his finger in it and sprinkle it on the east side of the atonement

[00:30:43] cover that east side is very important like never once you have that song um oh who's it by um

[00:30:51] who's that girl from no doubt what's her name Gwen Stefani Gwen Stefani and she sings that

[00:30:56] to the east side I have no idea what you're talking about okay well they know I'm sure if it was

[00:31:04] sung better I might know yeah no I can't think of the words but she sings um with somebody else

[00:31:10] about to the east side and to the south side sure like I don't know whatever whatever okay I'm

[00:31:17] gonna play it for you and then you'll know it okay okay he must sprinkle seven times with his

[00:31:21] finger oh he must sprinkle blood seven times with his finger in front of the atonement

[00:31:25] cover then Aaron must slaughter the first goat is a sin offering for the people and

[00:31:30] carries blood behind the inner curtain like the curtain that reminds me of like the wizard of

[00:31:35] us and definitely the dude you know like what are you doing back there are you just making magic

[00:31:41] tricks you know it's just moses right it's just yeah that's what I'm saying because he's so evil

[00:31:47] I'm sorry I'm probably gonna get smoted but moses was an evil son of a bitch he was

[00:31:51] that's my belief yeah that's what I think too there he will sprinkle the goat's blood over the

[00:31:56] atonement cover and in front of it just as he did with the bull's blood through this process he will

[00:32:01] purify the most holy place the most holy and he will do the same for the entire tabernacle

[00:32:08] because of the defiling sin and rebellion of the Israelites I've never seen a man hold such a

[00:32:14] goddamn grudge as God I mean right yeah he's he's he's definitely a dick he's a dick no one else is

[00:32:22] allowed inside the tabernacle when Aaron enters it for the purification ceremony in the most holy

[00:32:27] place no one may enter until he comes out again after purifying himself his family and all the

[00:32:34] congregation of Israel making them right with the Lord then Aaron will come out to purify the

[00:32:39] altar that stands before the Lord he will do this by taking some of the blood from the bull

[00:32:44] and the goat and putting it on each of the horns of the altar then he must sprinkle the

[00:32:48] blood with his finger seven times over the altar in this way he will cleanse it from Israel's defilement

[00:32:54] and make it holy yeah good israel you're so full of defilement I mean this is the same

[00:33:00] stuff we were talking about in the um the offering section of leviticus right yeah and like what's

[00:33:05] the difference between atonement and and the other things like what is this exactly I don't really

[00:33:11] know okay I'm bored of it honestly why I mean I'm just saying like I'm just curious like I'm

[00:33:16] entertaining but I am not entertained right right when Aaron has finished purifying the most holy

[00:33:23] place and the tabernacle and the altar he must present the live goat he will lay both of his

[00:33:30] hands on the goat's head and confess over it all the wickedness rebellion and sins of the people

[00:33:36] of Israel that could take a while maybe I could take day I'm just saying like that could take

[00:33:41] how does he know all of it they told him everybody told him what they did done okay in this way he

[00:33:48] will transfer the people sins to the head of the goat that sounds really cool yeah like it

[00:33:55] wasn't my fault the goat did it then a man specially chose him for the task will drive the goat

[00:34:02] into the wilderness how do you drive it like you just whip it and make it run right yeah basically

[00:34:07] go go get gotta make sure it's to do is the right way and stuff you know over there to was

[00:34:14] a zel yeah and the wilderness that's right as the goat goes into the wilderness it will

[00:34:18] carry all the people sins upon itself into a desolate land when Aaron goes I thought it

[00:34:24] was the wilderness is it desolate or is it wild can you be desolate and wild maybe I don't know

[00:34:30] I don't know either I don't when I think of desolate though I think of like desert

[00:34:35] right and when I think of wilderness I don't think of desert no I think of overgrowth

[00:34:39] agreed when Aaron goes back into the tentacle he must take off the linen garments he was wearing

[00:34:44] when he entered the most holy place and he must leave the garments there then he must bathe

[00:34:50] himself with water in a sacred place put on his regular garments and go out to sacrifice

[00:34:55] a burnt offering for himself and a burnt offering for the people through this process

[00:34:59] he will purify himself and the people making them all right with the Lord

[00:35:06] he must then burn all the fat of the sin offering on the altar the man chosen to drive the scapegoat

[00:35:12] into the wilderness of a zazel must wash his clothes and bathe himself in water like it's like he won

[00:35:19] the miss america pageant and that like every year they have like a who's gonna yell at the goat

[00:35:26] right except for this has to happen probably quite often oh maybe once a week right still

[00:35:31] more than the miss america pageant then he may ooh sorry oh jeez i got a goat stuck in my throat

[00:35:42] then he may return to the camp the bull and the goat presented as sin offerings whose blood

[00:35:47] Aaron takes into the most holy place for the purification ceremony will be carried outside

[00:35:53] the camp the animals hides internal organs and doodoo no dung it says dung but doodoo is way more

[00:36:00] fun right definitely are all to be burned my sister and i when we were young we like to say dookie

[00:36:05] and then it got shortened to just duke i got a tikka duke

[00:36:13] oh i'm so childish i love it the man who burns them must wash his clothes and bathe

[00:36:19] himself in water before returning to the camp well yeah you're burning shit yeah yeah gross

[00:36:24] literally yeah wash it wash it goddamn hands you dirty animals on the 10th day of the appointed

[00:36:31] month in early autumn you must deny yourselves deny yourselves deny i deny myself neither native

[00:36:41] born israelites nor foreigners living among you may do any kind of work oh okay okay this

[00:36:48] is a permanent law for you on that day offerings of purification will be made for you and you will

[00:36:54] be purified in the lord's presence from your all your sins so this is like a once a year thing

[00:37:00] yeah like it said um when did i say um august early autumn so like late august early September

[00:37:08] or something we'll call it september yeah so labor day right so september um they have to stop

[00:37:14] working for a little bit but that's that that makes me wonder like so he's got to put all those sins

[00:37:21] from all that entire year for all the people onto that goat and that's what i'm saying that's gonna

[00:37:28] take a while it's an annual ceremony right so that's what i'm saying miss america contest they

[00:37:32] picked up they picked the prettiest man and they're like you had the least amount of um discharge

[00:37:41] so you win the goat you are the goat of goat chasing right this is a permanent law for you

[00:37:49] on that day offerings of purification will be made for you and you will be purified in the

[00:37:53] lord's presence from all your sins it will be a Sabbath day of complete rest for you

[00:37:59] and you must deny yourselves he said it twice yeah i don't i feel like he's not just talking

[00:38:03] about work great i don't know what that i feel like he's also saying and don't have sex

[00:38:08] but he can't he's not allowed to say it because that's disgusting right we don't talk about that

[00:38:12] filthy stuff over here don't eat strawberry shortcake or maybe maybe you mean don't eat you know

[00:38:18] and don't know this is a permanent law for you in future generations the purification ceremony

[00:38:24] will be performed by the priest who has been anointed and ordained to serve as high priest

[00:38:29] in place of his ancestor erin he will put on the holy linen garments and purify the most

[00:38:35] holy place the tabernacle the altar the priest and the entire congregation this is a permanent

[00:38:42] law for you i said to purify the people of israel from their sins making them until Jesus comes

[00:38:50] and dies for their sins making them right it's not exactly permanent making them right with the

[00:38:54] lord each year correct you are correct it's not permanent it's somewhat permanent it's

[00:39:01] a thousand years permanent right or you know maybe two thousand years per right there was some

[00:39:06] small print we reserve the right to change our mind oh dang moses followed all these instructions

[00:39:13] exactly as the lord had commanded him the end okay interesting yeah i i mean that was a lot of

[00:39:21] kind of like repeating stuff that had happened before so yeah this is more than just but i did

[00:39:25] appreciate the scapegoat thing i did too but this is more than just the don't be an asshole part

[00:39:30] of the bible right and i don't care for it it's a little bit too up my twat i'm just saying

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