Bible Study for Atheists: Leviticus Chapters 19 - 20

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[00:01:18] don't, uh, don't worship goat gods. Right. Molec, and all that crap. Only only do sacrifices

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[00:03:00] Okay, Leviticus chapter 19 laws of holiness and justice.

[00:03:05] Sounds like it might be bad. This sounds like it might be boring, honestly. Whatever.

[00:03:10] Okay, I'm not going to lie because they've been in mother fucker in the last episode.

[00:03:14] I know, but then you just cut me off just now. I did. Sorry. Anyway, when I read the word

[00:03:18] holiness for just a split second, I thought it said homelessness and I was about to get pissed

[00:03:23] like, okay, here we go. It's about to get on. And so then, you know, I realized it didn't

[00:03:29] say that. And then I was like, Oh, holiness is much more boring. All right.

[00:03:36] Ready? I'm ready. Okay. The Lord also said to Moses, give the following instructions

[00:03:41] to the entire community of Israel, you know, because they didn't already just give you

[00:03:45] a whole bunch. Right. You must be holy because I, the Lord your God, am holy.

[00:03:51] Can I have a definition? No. No. Okay. No phone of friends.

[00:03:55] Right.

[00:03:56] Each of you must show great respect for your mother and father, you know, that's the 10 commandments

[00:04:00] right there. Right. Yeah. And you must always observe my Sabbath days of rest.

[00:04:05] Okay. Oh, FYI, just in case you forgot, I am the Lord your God. It literally says,

[00:04:11] I am the Lord your God again. Didn't he didn't they already cover this stuff earlier though?

[00:04:15] Didn't he got already told them how Tom Moses this most already told them? Yeah.

[00:04:19] And now they're telling them again follow my rules. Here's the rules. Follow those rules.

[00:04:23] Follow my rules. Follow my rules. I'm the God. I'm the God. I'm the God. I'm the God. I'm the God.

[00:04:28] Yeah, he's got a bit of an ego. Yeah. Do not put your trust in idols or make metal images

[00:04:34] of gods for yourselves. Okay. Okay. So no, no golden calves and no goats. No goat gods.

[00:04:43] Right. I am the Lord your God. He's the Lord our God. Just in case you forgot.

[00:04:47] When you sacrifice a peace offering to the Lord offer it properly so you will be accepted by God.

[00:04:53] It's very important. The sacrifice must be eaten on the same day you offer it.

[00:04:58] And I better be at the fucking tabernacle probably. Or on the next day. Or whatever.

[00:05:05] Whatever is left over until the third day must be completely burned up and you know what happens

[00:05:10] when you use a wrong fire. That's right. And furthermore they already covered this in the

[00:05:14] fucking offering section. I know. Jesus. If any of the sacrifices eaten on the third day,

[00:05:19] it will be contaminated and I will not accept it. Okay. No or will your butthole because you're

[00:05:26] going to be pooping fire. Anyone who eats it on the third day will be punished for defiling what

[00:05:32] is holy to the Lord and will be cut off from the community because your fart's going to stink up bad

[00:05:37] because you don't eat three-day old meat. But cut off from the community isn't that where they

[00:05:41] banish them basically? Yeah. You get banished free to meet three days old. Yeah. The stupid.

[00:05:47] I mean, I agree. Would you tell anybody? No. No because how many times do you scrounge in the fridge

[00:05:52] and you look for something and you're like, hold is this and then before I answer it you're already

[00:05:57] eating it. And I'm like that's two weeks old. And you're like, it still smells good to me.

[00:06:04] You might wait a little longer enough. It'll take care of all that shit. Oh my god, you're disgusting.

[00:06:08] When you harvest the crops of your land, do not harvest the green along the edges of your fields

[00:06:13] and do not pick up with the harvesters drop. Why don't you harvest the stuff on the edges of the field?

[00:06:18] Um, I don't know. Maybe that's weird. Is that where the water gathers maybe? And I don't know.

[00:06:24] Oh no. The Todd. Why don't you pick up what you drop? We should look at that stuff up.

[00:06:30] Wait, what's edges of the field got to do with anything? I would have to care more. I don't know.

[00:06:34] If there's no more interesting questions, honestly farming is like so boring to me because I live

[00:06:40] in a farming community and I just can't be bothered. Honestly, it is the same with your grape crop.

[00:06:47] They grew grapes over there. Yeah, they had to make wine, you know? I just, well, I mean, okay.

[00:06:53] Like in my head, I know that Greece, like, you know, the gods fed grapes to each other.

[00:06:59] Yeah. And I know that Greece is like over there but I don't know.

[00:07:03] Didn't register though. Yeah, like I'm still getting over my where are things on the map

[00:07:09] from when I was in high school. That's why they have olives and not apples.

[00:07:12] All of us grow in Italy. I know, but I'm saying that they didn't have apples because you know,

[00:07:18] it was olives trees. So what happened in Eden then? How did they have apples there? That was

[00:07:25] a different type of region. I'm completely wrong. Completely wrong. Yeah.

[00:07:29] The fertile crescent, that's where so they had apples too whatever. And great. We don't have all

[00:07:33] of us over here. So I know it's true. They all come in peaches in a can. They were put there by

[00:07:39] a man named that song is by the presidents of the United States. I was going for the audience to

[00:07:47] name the song, not you. Oh, I thought you were telling me no, no. Okay. I need better directions

[00:07:54] next time. You can't just like be talking to me and then all of a sudden don't make any kind of

[00:07:58] switch out and then like, oh by the by. I'm talking to the audience now. Like God, I didn't follow

[00:08:05] you at all. Sorry. It is the same with your grape crop. Do not strip every last bunch of grapes from

[00:08:10] the vines and do not pick up the grapes that fall to the ground. Leave them for the poor. Oh,

[00:08:16] and the foreigners living among you. I am the Lord your God. So the Bible is only for the rich?

[00:08:22] No. He's saying you were asking why do they not pick the ones around the edges of the field. They

[00:08:28] leave those for the poor. Yeah, but these are directions in the Bible. So it's assumed that the poor

[00:08:33] are not going to be reading the Bible and the richer reading the Bible and they should not do those

[00:08:38] things because it's for the poor. Maybe maybe the poor do read the Bible and they're like, yeah,

[00:08:46] leave some for us bastards. Oh, here we go. Here's new news. Okay. Do not steal just kidding. It's

[00:08:53] not new at all. I know. Do not deceive or cheat one another. Do not bring shame on the name of

[00:08:59] your God by using it to swear falsely. Only use it to swear truthfully. Oh, guess what? What?

[00:09:08] I am the Lord. Do not defraud or rob your neighbor. Do not make your hired workers wait until

[00:09:14] the next day to receive their pay. Do not insult the death or cause the blind to stumble. Wait a

[00:09:19] second. I have to wait two weeks for my pay. Oh, no, right? Yeah. That's not very Christian.

[00:09:24] Yeah, that's not very Christian. I wonder if people that work for Hobby Lobby get paid the same

[00:09:29] days since their Christian company highly doubt it. Oh, well, we should ask and if not,

[00:09:34] we should sue them. Right. Yeah. Not that I work there. Right. What about Chick-fil-A? Chick-fil-A is

[00:09:39] owned by Christian members. I don't think anybody pays daily. Well, they should because they claim

[00:09:46] to be Christians who read the Bible and obey its very words. Right. And God says, you must fear

[00:09:52] your God. I am the Lord and pay your bitches weekly or daily not weekly. Right, daily. Daily.

[00:09:59] Daily. Not too weekly. By weekly is that what it's called? Stop. You're so you're so judgy. You are

[00:10:08] not the Lord my God. Do not twist justice in legal matters by favoring the poor or being partial

[00:10:15] to the rich and powerful. So be an impartial across the board? I would think that's what he's saying.

[00:10:22] Yeah, like that would make sense except that they don't apply it. Right. Yeah. Always judge people

[00:10:28] fairly. Okay. Yeah. Don't be a racist. That's what Christians do all the time. Right. Don't be a racist

[00:10:33] piece of shit and don't be judging people that grew up in neighborhoods. You didn't. Right. You know,

[00:10:40] all that. Yeah. Do you think that that rule gets followed? Not even a little bit. No. Do not spread

[00:10:46] slanderous gossip among your people like non-slanderous gossip. That's fine. Right. But slanderous

[00:10:52] gossip. What exactly would be non-slanderous gossip? Well, gossip doesn't have to be a lie.

[00:10:57] Gossip is just saying like, oh my God. Did you hear that so and so slept with such and such

[00:11:02] and they wore white after labor? Oh, so slanderous is lied. Yeah. Okay. Like if it what I just said

[00:11:09] is true if they really did wear white after labor day, then it's fine. But if they didn't wear

[00:11:14] white after labor days, no, I'm a slanderous gossiper. Got it. Yeah. Do not stand idly by when your

[00:11:22] neighbor's life is threatened. I am the Lord. So remember like on that episode of Seinfeld where

[00:11:33] they were just standing there watching the guy get beat? Yeah. That was that causal kind of

[00:11:38] controversy. It did. Yeah. It wasn't very Christianly of them. Definitely wasn't. Yeah. Do not

[00:11:45] nurse hatred in your heart for any of your relatives. I have to tell you, I don't want to be a person

[00:11:51] who has hatred in my heart but I have hatred in my heart for some of my relatives. Do you? My

[00:11:56] distant ones. Yeah. Gotcha. There's one in particular that hmm. Hmm. Well, it's a distant

[00:12:04] question. I guess I'm no Christian. At least I'm not a slanderous gossiper though. There you go.

[00:12:11] And I don't sacrifice my children to Molec. That's always a good thing. Yeah. Okay. Confront people

[00:12:19] directly so you will not be held guilty for their sin. What? What? Oh, but if you know that

[00:12:25] somebody else did an asshole thing. If you don't tell them, confront them about it. Otherwise

[00:12:31] you can be held guilty. You're guilty by association and by silence is complicity. I mean,

[00:12:38] I don't completely disagree but at the same time like I want to know the details about that because

[00:12:42] that's could be a big deal. It could be your death. Well, I am going to tell you like when there are

[00:12:48] couples that are friends of ours and one of them is a cheater face and then they come to me and

[00:12:53] they're like don't tell. You'll just rock the boat and make waves and it's none of your business.

[00:12:57] Right. I cannot stand being put in that position because I have been that wife in the past,

[00:13:02] not with you obviously. Right. And I will never ever be a secret keeper. If you want to be

[00:13:08] cheating on your spouse or your partner or what the fuck ever, that is fine but don't draw me into it

[00:13:13] and ask me to cover for you or not tell because I'm not having it. I can't even keep a damn birthday

[00:13:19] or Christmas present secret. Right. I'm not doing it. Okay. Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against

[00:13:25] a fellow Israelite but love your neighbor as yourself. It's not an Israelite though. Right. You're good.

[00:13:32] Yeah, you can hate all of them. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. Oh, I am the Lord.

[00:13:40] It's just like it pops in there every once in a while. Yeah. I mean, I am the Lord.

[00:13:44] Right. You must obey all my decrees. Not just some of them. Not one or two. All of them.

[00:13:48] All of them. Okay. 100%. Do not meet two different kinds of animals.

[00:13:56] I'm always taking those off the bushes with the horses, you know. Right. I mean,

[00:13:59] do not plant your field with two different kinds of seeds keep the roses separate from the barley.

[00:14:04] Okay. Okay. Yeah. Do not wear clothing woven from two different kinds of thread. Oh,

[00:14:11] without getting fucked up all kinds of ways in our society because we have the polyester with

[00:14:15] an island and the whatever and sp... I don't even know. The cotton with the wool. Yeah, there you go.

[00:14:21] Yeah, I don't know that shit but I definitely know there's more than one thread in most of my clothes.

[00:14:25] Yeah, I was going to say I think that that would be a very easy one to say you're no Christian.

[00:14:31] I'm going to walk around and be like do you wear clothes with different threads in them?

[00:14:36] You're no Christian. What is wrong with you? Unclean, unclean.

[00:14:40] Hey!

[00:14:43] If a man has sex with a slave girl whose freedom has never been purchased but who is committed

[00:14:48] to become another man's wife he must pay full compensation to her master. What?

[00:14:54] So, okay, so you're this guy right and you're like that slave girl she is so fucking hot I am going

[00:15:01] fuck the fuck out of her right and you go over and you fuck that bitch okay because she's just a

[00:15:06] slave right you don't give a shit. Okay, because these are those times right yeah sure okay that slaves master

[00:15:13] is going to come to you and demand payment because you fuck with his bitch. Only if she was promised

[00:15:18] to marry somebody else. Right if she wasn't already promised she is fair game and you could fuck

[00:15:23] that slave all you want. Right because slavery was fine and they like that sort of thing and

[00:15:29] God these words are just hurting my throat and they are disgusting and I hate them. slavery's not

[00:15:34] okay ever. Yeah definitely not. Okay sorry I could only ride that train so far before I had to jump off

[00:15:41] okay so don't fuck any slaves that belong to other people but you could fuck slaves that don't

[00:15:47] belong to other people. According to the Bible. According to the Bible this is so gross but since she

[00:15:53] is not a free woman neither the man nor the woman will be put to death well that's good that

[00:15:58] he's not going to be mad at that woman for getting fucked yeah. I'm really glad about that.

[00:16:03] Very kind of of this God. This God is really awesome. Yeah he doesn't say like don't fuck people

[00:16:10] and don't have slaves and don't be an asshole to women he doesn't say that. He just says go

[00:16:16] ahead fuck people but only some of them. Right. The man however must bring a ram as a guilt offering

[00:16:23] and present it to the Lord at the entrance of the tabernacle so you can go ahead and go fuck a

[00:16:29] slave girl and you're gonna pay. You're either gonna pay her master if she's owned and I mean

[00:16:38] if she is promised to another man or you're gonna pay God or both no no so you don't if you pay

[00:16:46] the master you don't have to pay the ram thing because you've already done paid. No okay paid for

[00:16:51] your sin. I didn't see where they stipulated that yeah you're paying one way or the other it just

[00:16:56] depends on who owns the girl got it and who she's promised to okay the priest will then purify him

[00:17:02] before the Lord with the ram of the guilt offering and the man sin will be forgiven oh wells

[00:17:09] rapist fun when you enter the land and plant fruit trees leave the fruit unharvested for the first

[00:17:16] three years and consider it for bitten do not eat it I wonder why that is there's a lot of like

[00:17:22] harvesting stuff in this chapter right along with raping and slavery right right probably just to

[00:17:30] you know let it grow before you wipe it all out yeah I guess so it can continue to because if it's

[00:17:35] young and you damage it maybe it's like not gonna be as good yeah like it won't grow as well yeah

[00:17:39] in the fourth crop the entire oh I'm sorry in the fourth year the entire crop must be consecrated

[00:17:45] to the Lord as a celebration of praise what bullshit finally in the fifth year you may eat

[00:17:52] the fruit I grew this shit for five years and I'm finally allowed to eat my shit thank you thank

[00:17:58] you for allowing me to eat my own stuff I really appreciate it what what what happens when you

[00:18:02] give it to the Lord you sit on a pile on a fucking rots at the tabernacle no you give it to fucking Aaron

[00:18:06] that's what right no bullshit you know that Aaron and Moses had that racket going that is bullshit hate

[00:18:14] if you follow this pattern your harvest will increase I am the Lord your God do not eat meat that

[00:18:21] is not been drained of its blood because you can't drink blood or eat blood or eat blood no no blood

[00:18:27] pops no blood pops oh hey do not practice fortune telling her witchcraft okay don't do it I won't

[00:18:36] don't do it I'm telling you stop I won't stop doing it I'm not going to

[00:18:43] although I guess by saying I'm not going to I'm predicting the future see so I'm yeah stop

[00:18:49] fortune telling for myself stop fortune telling I shall not predict the future and stop doing

[00:18:54] witchcraft oh you just said I shall not predict the future and that's like meta because

[00:19:01] but you are but you say that's why we're saying it multiple time make sure it sunk in it took a

[00:19:08] minute yeah I'm slow that's right do not trim off the hair on your temples or trim your beards

[00:19:13] hair on my temples what sorry I'm feeling my temples I gotta see if there was hair there

[00:19:18] do you have hair on your temple maybe like a little bit like right there kind of maybe

[00:19:22] like where it kind of peaks in is that I don't know maybe they meant those like curls that

[00:19:28] but what what does that got to do with God why is trimming the temple here have to do with anything

[00:19:33] I don't know does that mean you can't shave yourself bald too I don't I don't think it's not really

[00:19:37] trimming that's whacking it off you know what's the difference between like shaving versus like

[00:19:43] taking a buzz cut yeah I don't know yeah I don't either it's uh it's odd oh hey do not cut your bodies

[00:19:50] for the dead and do not mark your skin with tattoos what do you mean do not cut your bodies for the

[00:19:55] dead what does that mean like when somebody's dead don't cut it up and like say here's a cut-up

[00:20:01] dead body is that what it means I don't know I don't that doesn't sound right do not cut your

[00:20:06] bodies for the dead I don't know but now we know why people don't like tattoos that are Christian

[00:20:11] yeah yeah cuz you're not supposed to tattoo yourself either you're not supposed to tattoo

[00:20:15] yourself I think that's a racist thing you do yeah why I don't know I just feel like it is

[00:20:22] I don't know I don't know I don't like it though because I can't if I want to I mean this was

[00:20:26] written two thousand years ago I don't really know who was tattooing themselves back then I don't

[00:20:30] neither so oh but you know what I am the Lord he is the Lord yeah just in case I don't want you

[00:20:37] to ever forget no I couldn't possibly do not defile your daughter by making her a prostitute

[00:20:46] or you know what'll happen or the land will be filled with prostitution and wickedness that's

[00:20:50] what oh okay so don't let don't put your daughter up for prostitution okay don't do it okay

[00:21:01] keep my Sabbath days of rest and show reverence toward my sanctuary the tabernacle I am the Lord

[00:21:11] is always funny it's never not funny do not defile yourselves by turning to mediums or to those who

[00:21:19] consult the spirits of the do it okay you know what that's really funny because I want to go have

[00:21:26] my palm red and I want to go get a tarot reading well you know it's funny I think a lot of people that are

[00:21:31] religious do those things like it's one of those things that like I don't know you do it jokingly

[00:21:37] like at a 4th of July carnival right and you do it and you don't take it seriously but at the same

[00:21:42] time you're like oh I wonder if they'll tell my future right yeah oh I am the Lord your God

[00:21:48] oh yeah yeah yeah FYI yep stand up in the presence of the elderly and show respect for the aged

[00:21:55] oh so that's part of that respect for your elders thing but you know what I think just because

[00:22:01] you lived a long time doesn't mean you deserve my respect I totally agree you merely didn't die

[00:22:06] graduate fucking lations so did all the other animals on the fucking planet that are what today

[00:22:11] you can still definitely be a dumbass or an asshole an asshole I'm not gonna assume I assume nothing

[00:22:17] right I'm not gonna assume that you're not a piece of shit you might be worthy of respect you know what if

[00:22:22] you got a mega hat on and you're old fuck you I'm still not going to be nice to you right I'm not

[00:22:26] going to go out of my way to be hateful but I'm not going to stand up for you right I'm sorry I'm not

[00:22:32] yeah I would probably try to push you out of the way if traffic was about to run you over because

[00:22:38] I think my instinct would just take over like I I don't think I could just let somebody die and

[00:22:43] put on me so I got a quick story here okay so I'm not gonna say it so this person came into my

[00:22:47] story the other day okay and they wanted help with something that if somebody was nice to me I

[00:22:52] would help them with okay but they were wearing magas stuff and like all kinds of trump bullshit

[00:22:58] and everything and then they were demanding that I helped them and I was like they were like you

[00:23:04] need to fix this for me oh I was like yeah we don't do that here um you can go to this place

[00:23:10] where you can call this person and then they started yelling at me when they left the store and

[00:23:15] they started you know saying they were gonna go above me and report me and this that and the other

[00:23:19] and I'm like try it yeah cuz I didn't know I'm not I'm not a repair shop I can't I'm not supposed

[00:23:25] to fix that stuff so yeah you know I might do it if I if you were nice right I might help you at

[00:23:31] least try like that would have basically been like out of out of your own time though

[00:23:36] kind of even even if they were wearing magas stuff and they were nice I would still probably help

[00:23:40] them right because you're a nice but the demand the demand and the expectation that I'm going to

[00:23:45] help them on top of on top of like you already had a strike against you the second you walked in

[00:23:51] to my life with magas shit yeah and then you were an asshole no right no extra favors for you no

[00:23:56] bare minimum definitely but I bet that you were polite even so oh I was yeah you politely did not

[00:24:03] give women any extra time correct okay oh fear your god I am the lord sorry we got off track

[00:24:11] there yeah to get back on track he always knows do not take advantage of foreigners who live

[00:24:18] among you in your land that's nice yeah you shouldn't take advantage of foreigners who's

[00:24:23] among you in your land yeah your land that you stole from other people but you can still rape

[00:24:28] slaves well yeah you can so have slaves yeah yeah yeah yeah fuckers treat them like native

[00:24:36] born Israelites and love them as you love yourself hmm do you see any of that going on no no I don't

[00:24:44] either remember that you were once foreigners living in the land of Egypt remember remember when

[00:24:51] you were a foreigner yeah I remember remember I made you stand up to that guy yeah and then I made

[00:24:58] you walk across the desert and then I made you do a lot of other things and I made you kill each

[00:25:03] other remember well I remember that he made the Pharaoh harden his heart and then he killed all

[00:25:07] the Egyptians firstborn sons yeah and so like God created strife where there shouldn't have been

[00:25:14] strife because he didn't have to harden his heart and he didn't have to kill those firstborn

[00:25:18] and he didn't have to do those plagues yeah but he did he chose to do that yeah because he did

[00:25:24] those things yeah or I shouldn't say he this god did those things and he goes by he so I think it's

[00:25:31] fair to say he sure God dude Yahweh right he did a bunch of bads yeah because he's a not nice guy

[00:25:39] he's not nice guy do not use dishonest standards when measuring length, weight or volume your scales

[00:25:46] and weights must be accurate your containers your containers for measuring dry materials or liquids

[00:25:52] must be accurate I'm the Lord your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt you must be careful

[00:25:59] to keep all of my decrees and regulations by putting them into practice I'm just thinking like

[00:26:03] you know you ever see those stickers on the gas pumps that's like the weight and measures

[00:26:08] yeah auditor or whatever I'm just thinking like it says God instead of like God weight and measures

[00:26:13] county auditor that's so funny okay we're about to finish strong ready all right I am the Lord

[00:26:21] the end so that one coming yeah I mean it was hard not to right okay that was a long chapter

[00:26:30] that really was let's see if Leviticus chapter 20 is shorter and less shitty sounds good we'll

[00:26:35] see you guys in a second okay Leviticus chapter 20 the penalties for acts of immorality oh boy

[00:26:46] I bet they're death banishment and something else who knows starvation I don't know sacrifice your

[00:26:56] children they'll tell it they'll tell us the fires of hell what kind of immorality do you think

[00:27:01] they mean let's just read it and find out because I don't even want to guess based on whatever it's

[00:27:05] so far in this Bible I know the whole book itself is immoral whatever the Lord said to Moses give

[00:27:12] the people of Israel these instructions which apply both to native Israelites and to the foreigners

[00:27:18] living in Israel okay you know who were here before you yeah but whatever yeah if any of them offer

[00:27:25] their children as a sacrifice to moleque they must be put to death well it's a good thing we covered

[00:27:31] moleque in that last episode thing right so okay yeah I kind of agree with this one if they sacrifice

[00:27:40] their child then they get killed right that's fair yeah I agree that's fair I mean I I told yeah

[00:27:47] because you basically murdered your child yeah I mean let's be honest yeah sacrificing your child

[00:27:52] as murdering your child right but it was fine when God wanted you to do it but now he's saying don't

[00:27:58] it's fine to do it for me that one time right don't don't do it for moleque right and to be fair

[00:28:05] he stopped to be fair he did stop right before he killed him to be fair the dad was still going to go

[00:28:10] through with it no definitely so he should be dead I mean he should have got killed right sure sorry but

[00:28:16] he wasn't sacrificing too much he was sacrificing too God that's what I'm saying it's fine when it's

[00:28:20] God right Yahweh yeah it's not okay when it's a different God right yeah the people of the community

[00:28:26] must stone them to death oh damn Jesus okay what I want to know is you got the power why not just

[00:28:33] might them right why you got to get the crowd involved why did they got to do it and besides like

[00:28:37] one of your rules is that you're not allowed to kill other people so how does that apply I guess

[00:28:41] having them kill you I guess they're not a people anymore okay whatever I myself would turn against

[00:28:47] them and cut them off from the community because they have defiled my sanctuary and brought shame on

[00:28:52] my holy name by offering their children to mola wait you just said you're gonna kill them but I'm

[00:28:56] going to cut them off and then you guys throw rocks at them okay you follow them out of town throwing

[00:29:02] rocks at them and kill them what a bunch of shit like how do you cut somebody off and kill them

[00:29:07] that doesn't both what the fuck is that and if the people of the community ignore those who offer

[00:29:13] their children to mola and refuse to execute them I myself will turn against them and their families

[00:29:18] and we'll cut them off from the community oh if you don't kill this person you're banished yeah

[00:29:23] yeah this will happen to all who commit spiritual prostitution by worshiping mola spiritual

[00:29:29] prostitution holy shit spiritual prostitution you're horing out to other gods yeah that's crazy you're

[00:29:36] cheating what the fuck's wrong with you yeah I'm I will not be your concubine that mola definitely a

[00:29:41] whore yeah you went and you went and sacrificed your child to it don't fuck that whore mola yeah

[00:29:48] this is weird right this is very weird stuff here it's really weird I feel like we're like reading

[00:29:53] a witch book like a grimoire I will also turn against those who commit spiritual prostitution by

[00:30:02] putting their trust in mediums or in those who consult the spirits of the dead that's spiritual

[00:30:07] prostitution don't you don't talk to the spirits of the dead we should get some picket signs

[00:30:13] to stand outside like a what do you call them psychic place and be like do not commit spiritual prostitution

[00:30:18] oh my god do not commit spiritual prostitution but I want to commit spiritual prostitution I'm joking I

[00:30:24] would never do that but it's you know the the side of it would be if I ever saw somebody religious

[00:30:28] doing it I would be that would be hilarious I'd be like oh my god look here's my question he's

[00:30:33] telling people don't trust in mediums and don't consult the spirits of the dead does that mean

[00:30:39] that exist fortune tellers do tell fortunes and that the spirits of the dead actually like you said

[00:30:48] exist well I mean he's alluded to other gods they've and and spirits now and yeah I mean I

[00:30:54] I think that in this world that is the Bible I think that in this book they do exist okay like I

[00:31:00] think that there are many gods and there are witches and there are ghosts yeah and I mean obviously

[00:31:06] the Bible was to get people on board with one true God right right right and there before this

[00:31:12] there was many different pagan religions that existed and they had to draw in everybody into

[00:31:17] this new religion from these pagan rituals right so they had to acknowledge these things at some

[00:31:24] level because they existed so that that's part of it so in this world there are multiple gods

[00:31:31] there are witches and there are ghosts right oh and vampires because they ate blood I wonder what

[00:31:38] else I wonder if there's werewolves there's when did they say there was vampires don't we did

[00:31:43] they just said don't eat blood oh okay not don't drink blood don't eat blood you can't

[00:31:50] eat blood that's what you can if you're a vampire you can't if you make it a blood pop yeah turn

[00:31:55] into ice yeah that's the only way you could eat blood okay a vampire eats blood they suck blood

[00:32:00] it's there's sustenance though I say they eat it whatever they suck it you suck it

[00:32:06] I will cut them off from the community so set yourselves apart to be holy for guess what I am

[00:32:12] the Lord your God keep all my decrees by putting them into practice for I am the Lord who makes you

[00:32:19] holy hmm anyone who dishonors father or mother must be put to death oh shit that's where that is

[00:32:27] that's uh that's not okay no because some people got some shitty father and mother right yeah

[00:32:34] I'm sorry but if my parents are shit then I will dishonor them all the fuck I want to and you

[00:32:39] can fuck off yeah well you're you're gonna be put to death well such a person is guilty of a

[00:32:46] capital offense capital offense I mean to be fair not a lower case offense I've done a lot of things

[00:32:52] that deserve death according to the Bible and I haven't died yet so I think I'm good here you know

[00:32:56] like people are people are gonna be okay if they yeah go against that so I say go for it if your

[00:33:02] parents suck go for it yeah really I'm not gonna lie even if your parents don't suck you have the

[00:33:09] right to dishonor them if that's what you want to do without death penalty though right that's

[00:33:13] what I'm saying you have the right to dishonor them whether they deserve it or not without being put

[00:33:17] to death right goddamn yeah I don't understand this because it's like on the same level like

[00:33:23] this is almost worse or on the same level as what they consider homosexuality in here and you hear

[00:33:28] Christians today bashing on homosexuals more than on honoring their parents and like that's so

[00:33:35] hypocritical because yeah you're choosing what you want um out of this book to to go against and

[00:33:42] you're you're allowing the other thing because and that one and I don't really like that one

[00:33:46] that one doesn't make a whole lot of sense so yeah we're gonna let that one go but this one they

[00:33:51] really like they really like the ones that pertain to sex right yeah they're all up into your stuff

[00:33:57] yeah if a man commits adultery with his neighbor's wife both the man and the woman who have committed

[00:34:04] adultery must be put to death Jesus Christ don't be cheating you're gonna die that's that's a little

[00:34:09] rough you will die still especially given the the fact that the woman probably didn't have a lot of

[00:34:15] choice in the matter giving her women are treated back then yeah yeah no doubt if a man violates his

[00:34:20] father by having sex with one of his father's wives both the man and the woman must be put to death

[00:34:27] for they are guilty of a capital offense oh my god don't fuck any of your dad's wives don't be a

[00:34:33] mother fucker don't be a mother fucker if a man has sex with his daughter-in-law both must be put to

[00:34:39] death this is what we covered in the last session before I said don't do it now I say yeah

[00:34:44] no saying this is the punishment for yeah yeah and they couldn't say don't do it or else this

[00:34:48] in one chapter I guess yeah they had spread it out over multiple I think they had a lack of material

[00:34:54] that's why they repeat everything so much mm-hmm also people are stupid and apparently people back

[00:34:59] them were really stupid yeah it seems that way they have committed a perverse act and our guilty

[00:35:05] of a capital offense damn yeah if a man practices homosexuality having sex with another man as with a

[00:35:12] woman both men have committed a detestable act the testable the testable okay you know what I say to

[00:35:18] that what do you say to that that's what fuck that yeah you have all the sex you want people with

[00:35:24] whomever you want that's right as long as it's consensual yeah and age appropriate definitely

[00:35:29] yeah like don't be you know 20 fucking a very eager 14-year-old that's disgusting because even

[00:35:36] though she's consenting she's not really at the age of consent I don't care how advanced that

[00:35:41] chick is right they must both be put to death for their guilty of a capital offense bullshit it's

[00:35:47] a bunch of shit that's a bunch of shit that that makes me very angry but again that's the one

[00:35:54] that they choose to focus on today kill the homosexuals but not the people that dishonor their parents

[00:36:00] or adulterers or not adultery is looked upon good but they certainly aren't put to death it's yeah

[00:36:07] right this is just horrendous if a man marries both a woman and her mother he has committed a wicked

[00:36:15] act that would be like if you married me and my mom oh god don't do it really weird well it's the

[00:36:23] whole don't fuck yeah once you fuck somebody don't fucking any of that girl's relatives right I got

[00:36:28] it the man and both women both women must be burned to death to wipe out wickedness from you holy

[00:36:37] shit right burned death burned the death we we got a stoning we got a burning we got just outright death

[00:36:47] I think god likes torture I think god likes murder and rape clearly he likes rape because these women

[00:36:55] did not have a lot of choice right in what was happening to them right but they were considered guilty

[00:37:01] of the sins committed upon them and that is some fucking patriarchal bullshit yeah because you

[00:37:06] couldn't have said no back then fuck the patriarchy man if a man has sex with an animal he must be

[00:37:12] put to death and the animal must be killed that's why cuz it got fucked I guess you stupid

[00:37:21] thing that got fucked by a gross guy that's just weird and yeah that's just weird yeah

[00:37:28] if a woman presents herself to a male animal to have intercourse with it she and the animal must

[00:37:33] both be put to death I have a hard time understanding how that happens right I agree like I don't

[00:37:42] I mean I'm trying to picture like I get the man onto an animal I don't get the animal onto a

[00:37:49] woman I don't know like I can't make the picture work in my mind I don't want pictures right

[00:37:55] I'm just I don't understand the logistics of it is all I'm saying right sure you must kill both

[00:38:01] for their guilty of a capital offense capital capital I mean it's definitely gross I don't know

[00:38:08] if the person deserves to be killed for it I definitely don't think I don't really believe in

[00:38:12] capital punishment myself anyway whatever but that's just me I mean pit of failure comes pretty close

[00:38:20] to deserving death I think I'm not saying that there aren't people that I personally would want

[00:38:25] to die like I definitely if I knew that they did something I want that but the problem is that we

[00:38:31] have a fucked up legal system right and you never know who's gonna get accused too many innocent people

[00:38:36] because really let's be honest even one innocent person is too many exactly and I mean I just don't

[00:38:43] think that capital punishment is worth the payoff and besides if they did something wrong let them

[00:38:47] suffer in a jail cell for the rest of the lives like make them think about it make them live in one

[00:38:52] of those hot jails and Texas where they're boiling people alive yeah good grief see I like I don't

[00:38:58] even know if I'm okay with that like I'm definitely not okay with it with the prisoners that are

[00:39:02] in there now but I don't know if I could like hand pick like oh you're a rapist oh you do pet

[00:39:09] a philia oh you are a terrible human being who peel skin off people you guys get to go to that jail

[00:39:14] in Texas that where they melt people right I don't even know if that would be okay oh I agree

[00:39:20] like I don't know I'm just too much of a bleeding heart I guess I but I'm an asshole right at the same time

[00:39:28] definitely hey fuck you if a man marries his sister the daughter of either his father or his mother

[00:39:35] and they have sexual relations it is a shameful disgrace just a shameful disgrace shameful okay shame

[00:39:42] shame they must be publicly cut off from the community huh since the man has violated his sister he

[00:39:49] will be punished for his sin if a man has sexual relations with a woman during her menstrual period

[00:39:55] both of them must be cut off from the community or together they have exposed the source of her

[00:40:01] blood flow her badge is where the blood came out and he put his dick in it oh my god

[00:40:12] wow you are a horrible human being just wow this is so stupid do not have sexual relations with

[00:40:23] your aunt whether your mother's sister or your father's sister this would dishonor a close relative

[00:40:30] relative both parties are guilty and will be punished for their sin if a man has sex with his

[00:40:35] uncle's wife he has violated his uncle both the man and woman will be punished for their sin and

[00:40:40] they will die childless what wait what what is it what's the wait why does it matter

[00:40:48] the one sometimes but the uncle what sometimes it's death sometimes it's death and sometimes

[00:40:54] it's not I just read them leave suck and sometimes you suck hard apparently yeah and it can be like

[00:41:01] equivalent mm-hmm but still different rules apply apparently yep and you better read the rule book

[00:41:07] yeah to know if you're gonna die I guess or you could just not do gross things right or I mean like

[00:41:14] there's a whole world without humans in it this at this point in time yeah just go somewhere else

[00:41:19] yeah that look her colonies looking real nice about now if a man marries his brother's wife it is an

[00:41:26] act of impurity he has violated his brother and the guilty couple remain childless okay so what

[00:41:33] God makes them barren because they marry each other yeah okay I guess sure I guess right whatever

[00:41:40] I mean incest is gross but right I don't I don't even know what just I just don't even know

[00:41:45] what to say about all this it's so bad yeah you must keep all my decrees and regulations by putting

[00:41:51] them into practice otherwise the land to which I am bringing you as your new home will vomit you out

[00:41:56] yeah they like to use that word do do not live according to the customs of the people I am

[00:42:02] driving out before you he said that before too I know don't do that don't live like they do they

[00:42:09] they nasty yeah it is because they do the shameful things that I detest them but I have promised

[00:42:15] you you will possess their land because I will give it to you as your possession a land flowing

[00:42:21] with milk and honey but he has the power to to cause um things to happen to his people but he does

[00:42:28] not have the power to cause things to happen to those people that they're going to be taken over

[00:42:32] the land he takes for Pharaoh he hard and Pharaoh's heart so he could just make these people

[00:42:37] not be incestuous rapier weirdos right and why not tell them the same thing and cause them to see

[00:42:42] God and like why not spread the word and you know make them see yeah kind of like it's got

[00:42:47] is real why doesn't he make us see right right cool yeah cool cool we're all cool yeah okay good to go

[00:42:55] yeah all right oh I got the message mr. burning bush okay yep I mean it would take more than a

[00:43:00] burning bush at this point I am the Lord your God who has set you apart from all other people

[00:43:07] you must therefore make a distinction between ceremonial clean and unclean animals and between

[00:43:13] clean and unclean birds okay okay you must not defile yourselves by eating any unclean animal or

[00:43:20] bird or creature that screws along the ground I have identified them as being unclean for you

[00:43:26] so you must be holy because I the Lord and holy I have set you apart from all other people to be my very own

[00:43:37] you belong to me yeah like that's what I'm saying like there's all these other people in the world

[00:43:42] he doesn't give a fuck about them because they have other gods yeah and

[00:43:47] but like he said they're admitting it yeah they're admitting it in the fucking Bible yeah

[00:43:51] that there is other gods yeah and he only gives a shit about this group of people yeah it's kind

[00:43:56] of funny like I don't get why Christians are so gung ho on this God because this God was for the Jews

[00:44:04] not them yeah and he's not all powerful because he didn't rule everybody right you only ruled

[00:44:08] the small group of people so like what would make you decide to be Christian instead of Jewish

[00:44:14] I don't know like if I had a pick I would think well I'm gonna be Jewish because that's God's

[00:44:19] people right I don't know but I mean technically you know Christianity that supposedly God's son

[00:44:27] that came back and whatever I don't understand how they reconcile the two I don't know like well

[00:44:33] we're really sorry that you don't all get to be Jewish so now you you get to be Christian at least

[00:44:38] right in 2000 years ago God had to change a heart so yeah or something or something men and women

[00:44:43] among you who act as mediums and who consult the spirits of the dead must be put to death by stoning

[00:44:48] Jesus they are guilty of a capital offense the end that's so funny because we have a shop like real

[00:44:58] near us yeah does that does the witchy stuff with the taros and it's such a cool store like they have

[00:45:04] all these neat um tees and it's an apothecary which I mean who doesn't love that word right it's

[00:45:11] really neat yeah so I guess we gotta go stone her we gotta go stone that lady yeah I'll pass

[00:45:18] are you sure yeah I'm sure so in the Bible I'm quite sure okay okay I'm glad

[00:45:23] so no stoning this week no okay not this week but we are done though right we are done okay so um

[00:45:32] I am the Lord does Katie and I'm not the Lord so today's Thursday right yeah today's Thursday

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