Bible Study for Atheists: Leviticus Chapters 21 - 22

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[00:00:45] Husband. Wife. Hey. Hey. Do you remember what we read last week? No. Okay, it was a bunch

[00:00:57] of rules. It was Leviticus, chapters 19 and 20. And it was like, don't do this and don't

[00:01:03] do that. But that's all that this Leviticus has been the whole way through. So are you

[00:01:06] wanting specifics? I mean, yeah, tell me what happened. I went that way and what we're

[00:01:10] talking about. Oh my God. Well, it was just like, don't be incestuous and don't... You mean

[00:01:18] like lots, daughters? Yeah. Don't hop on pop. Don't be a moral. Don't be a moral. Oh, don't

[00:01:29] have sex with your friend's slave daughter. I hate it when that happens. Yeah. That's

[00:01:35] right. Not don't have slaves. Just don't have sex with slave people. But you just got to

[00:01:42] pay compensation. Yeah, yeah, you just got to burn a sorry, sorry goat. Yeah. Oh, and don't

[00:01:47] burn that goat to mole like burn it to y'all way or outside of the tabernacle. Yeah, only burn

[00:01:53] it in special places. Okay. I got it. So lots of rules. So what are we going over today then?

[00:01:57] Today we are going over Leviticus chapters 21 and 22. All right. And I bet it's more rules.

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[00:03:19] Okay. Now that I've got all the burps out of my throat, I am ready to begin. Are you ready to

[00:03:30] begin? I am so ready to begin. Okay. Leviticus chapter 21, the holiness of the priests.

[00:03:37] Okay. Well, I mean, I have a doctor pepper and it made bubbles in my throat. Yeah. Okay, sorry.

[00:03:44] Okay. The Lord said to Moses, Hey, give the following instructions to the priests,

[00:03:50] the descendants of Aaron. He didn't really say hey, but I thought it was more fun that way.

[00:03:57] He just add living the the quotes from the Bible then. Well, yeah. It means we're fun like I said.

[00:04:02] Otherwise, it's very dry. Well, a priest must not make himself ceremonially unclean by touching

[00:04:09] the dead body of a relative. I hate it when I touch dead bodies of relatives, right? Yeah. Don't be so

[00:04:16] dead body touching. That's awful. Yeah. The only exceptions are his close relatives.

[00:04:22] Is that what it says? Yes. Wait. The only exceptions are his closest relatives,

[00:04:28] his mother or father, son or daughter, brother or his virgin sister who depends on him because she has

[00:04:34] no husband. Oh, I just can't. His virgin sisters. Well, he's saying obviously it's either his

[00:04:45] sister is either a virgin dependent upon him or she's married off in which case she's no longer

[00:04:49] close relative and he can't touch her. I guess if she's dead, right? Those are the two choices.

[00:04:54] Still ridiculous. The way she's about to be. Absolutely. Absolutely. And oh, if she got raped by one

[00:04:59] of those rapes, rapey rapers then then what? Yeah. Then she's fucked. But a priest must not defile himself

[00:05:06] and make himself unclean for someone who is related to him only by marriage. Yeah. Okay. So like

[00:05:15] your sister in law. My sister which would be your sister in law. Yeah. Yeah. You don't father in law.

[00:05:21] No, this is only to men. So they're not talking to me. They're talking to you husband. They're saying

[00:05:26] hey, you husband. Don't be touching your wife's sisters and brothers and all her parents and things.

[00:05:33] Yeah. They're not close relatives. And when they die, hands off. Got it. I know it's going to be

[00:05:39] really hard for you to keep your hands off my relatives from their dead. The priest must not shave

[00:05:44] their heads or trim their beards or cut their bodies. Okay? Okay. Are you okay with that? Yeah.

[00:05:51] Don't do that. Okay, with that. They must be set apart as holy to their God and must never bring shame

[00:05:58] on the name of God. Those priests gotta be holy. I'm not really following here like

[00:06:03] he's telling the priest stay holy, yo. Okay. All right. They must be holy for they are the ones who

[00:06:09] present the special gifts to the Lord, gifts of food for their God. You know, so they can't go

[00:06:14] around touching. They can touch dead people. Yeah. You'll offer food that you've just touched

[00:06:18] with a dead body with. Well, unless the bodies are really, really close down. And it's all good.

[00:06:23] And it's all good. Priest may not marry a woman defiled by prostitution.

[00:06:31] And they may not marry a woman who was divorced from her husband. Oh, you being really big trouble.

[00:06:39] For the priests are set apart as holy to their God. Only the best woman for these priests. Right.

[00:06:46] Right. But you know, it sounds like divorce was something that was allowed at least back then.

[00:06:50] It was. And it is something that like Christians are very frowny upon. You know.

[00:06:54] Frowny. Frowny.

[00:06:58] They're so frowny. I know. I hate it when they're frowny. Well, I mean, yeah, you're not wrong though.

[00:07:03] So it's well, I think I don't know what I think. I mean, what was divorce back then? Like, what would

[00:07:09] the reasons be? Like if the family of the girl decided, yeah, that guy does beat her more than

[00:07:17] the usual guys beat their wives. Oh, we have, we have a Q&A section maybe we should uh, you know,

[00:07:23] look into what divorce looked like back in the book. What was divorce about? Okay. Let's remember

[00:07:27] that. Yeah, for sure. You must treat them as holy because they offer up food to your God. You

[00:07:33] must consider them holy because I the Lord am holy and I make you holy. If a priest daughter defiles

[00:07:40] herself by becoming a prostitute, she also defiles her father's holiness and she must be burned

[00:07:46] to death holy shit. Yeah, burn to death. They had they had no room for prostitution. But obviously

[00:07:56] somebody utilized it. Oh yeah, it was fine for the guys. The guys can fuck whoever they want all

[00:08:01] the time. It's only the women. So you know, you got to be careful how much you charge then because

[00:08:06] if somebody got pissed off at you, they'd be like prostitute. Yeah. And then you just burn a

[00:08:10] stake. Exactly. Yeah. That's ridiculous. Yep. And and then not only would you get burned to the

[00:08:16] stake, but you probably bring your family down with you. Right. But of course, if you were a

[00:08:22] prostitute back then, you probably were already kicked out by your family anyway. So you probably

[00:08:27] didn't give much of a shit if you brought them down with you. Yeah, I guess is my thinking.

[00:08:31] I still the whole thing's ridiculous. The whole thing is ridiculous. Imagine not being allowed to do

[00:08:37] whatever the fuck you want with your own body. Oh wait, we're still in that situation.

[00:08:43] Prostitution is still illegal in many states. Right. But at that though, it's not like most people go

[00:08:49] through life wanting to be that. It's just sometimes it's the only thing left they can do. Right. So

[00:08:54] yeah, I don't know. I'm like, it's pretty shitty. I just I cannot imagine that then they burn

[00:09:00] you. Right. I mean, yeah, at least we don't still burn them, but I just I can't imagine being told

[00:09:05] you can have as much sex as you want with anybody. But the second that you ask for even a penny

[00:09:11] in exchange for that sex, you have broken the law. League what? That makes no sense to me.

[00:09:19] I should be able to fuck whomever I please in whatever positions I please. And I mean, you know,

[00:09:25] within the bounds of I'm not married or you know, we have an open relationship or some shit like that,

[00:09:32] which we don't. But I'm just saying like as a person, it's my decision to be monogamous to you.

[00:09:40] I should have the right legally to fuck whomever I please in whatever position or place I please

[00:09:48] consensually with other consenting adults and to charge money for it if they feel like giving it

[00:09:55] to me. Right, right. That's what I'm saying. I don't understand the hoopla over prostitution

[00:10:03] then or now. Okay, continuing on sorry. The high priest has the highest rank of all the priests,

[00:10:11] you know, because he's high high priest. The anointing oil has been poured on his head

[00:10:17] and he has been ordained to wear the priestly garments. That's the one with the pomegranates, right?

[00:10:22] Probably. I don't know. He was never leave his hair uncombed or tear his clothing. And by

[00:10:30] tear their clothing, I'm assuming that they mean like when they are in mourning, that's one of the

[00:10:34] things they do is pull their hair and tear their clothing. Got it. So like like the hawk.

[00:10:41] Like when he's like ripping off his clothes. That's angry. No, that's not the same at all.

[00:10:48] Or like Superman when he's changing clothes. You're dumb. No, no, I'm trying to figure out what it looks

[00:10:55] like. You just are eager to see the next Marvel movie. Well, that's DC though. No. Superman is

[00:11:01] DC. Oh, Superman is DC. I'm sorry, I was still stuck on the Hulk. You're right. I apologize. Yes,

[00:11:07] I know. We must never, never confuse your DCs and your Marvels. I know. I would never dare because

[00:11:14] Marvel movies are better than DC movies. They really are. They really are. Okay. He must not defile

[00:11:20] himself by going near a dead body. But I thought it was close family. They were okay. Yeah. I

[00:11:26] thought of his, his mama or something. Right. Yeah. So confused. He may not make himself ceremonially

[00:11:32] unclean even for his father or mother. Oh, this is the high priest. Oh, so regular priest

[00:11:38] are you regular priest can touch mama but high priest not even your mama got it. I really want a good

[00:11:45] yo mama joke right now. But I have done he must not defile the sanctuary of his god by leaving it

[00:11:52] to attend to a dead person for he has been made holy by the anointing oil of his god. I am the Lord.

[00:11:58] That's never not funny. It's really not. Yeah. The high priest may marry only a virgin for

[00:12:07] fuck sake, only a virgin. Yeah. Nothing else may have entered her twat. I mean, yeah. Only only

[00:12:13] high priest only his dick. Right. That's it. Yeah. He may not marry a widow of a woman who is divorced

[00:12:19] or a woman who has defiled herself by prostitution. You know why they just left the diversion though?

[00:12:23] I mean like they could have left it at a virgin but they had to really make sure you understand.

[00:12:28] There are no exceptions. Right. If that woman had a dick insider, then the answer is no priesty poo.

[00:12:35] Right. Right. Mr. High priest you cannot. Yeah. She must be a virgin from his own clan so that he will

[00:12:42] not dishonor his descendants among his clan. Oh, for I am the Lord who makes him holy. Okay.

[00:12:48] That I don't see how one of them is doing. I want to clan consisted of that. Like was a clan like a

[00:12:53] what was it? What was a what was a clan in a political time? Yeah, but like there's the Israelites

[00:12:58] right and then where they're like clans within. They're down beyond that. So you're asking is a clan

[00:13:05] a piece of an Israelite or isn't Israelite one clan? Right. Like maybe they just can't marry

[00:13:12] canonites or something like that. Like is the clan the Israelites or is it something further broken

[00:13:17] down within the Israelites? That's a good question. Yeah. What's a clan? Yeah. What's a clan and

[00:13:23] what's divorce? That's right. Then the Lord said to Moses give the following instructions to Aeron.

[00:13:29] Aeron. Aeron. Aaron. Yeah. Aaron. Okay. I know but did you see that key and peel? Yes. Okay. Yes. Yeah.

[00:13:37] It was funny and he called him Aeron. I know. Yeah. In all future generations none of your descendants

[00:13:43] who has any defect will qualify to offer food to his god. No one who has a defect qualifies whether he

[00:13:51] is blind, lame, disfigured or deformed or has broken a foot or arm or is hunchback or dwarfed

[00:13:57] or has a defective eye or skin sores or scabs or damaged testicles. I mean that's what you get

[00:14:07] for being born deformed or broken or ugly or for crying in any way. Like what the

[00:14:13] hell? That is so fucked up. How ableist? Yeah. Wow. I don't believe in that. No descendant of

[00:14:21] Aaron who has a defect may approach the altar to present special gifts to the Lord. Oh my goodness,

[00:14:27] you are just asked out if you were born deformed, you are asked out. Right. Since he has a defect,

[00:14:34] he may not approach the altar to offer food to his god. He literally just say the same thing. Yeah.

[00:14:38] He did. However he may eat from the food offered to god including the holy offerings and the most

[00:14:45] holy offerings. We are because he is part of Aaron's plans. You are still part of my plan.

[00:14:51] Yeah. Even if you are deformed. Yeah. That's nice, I guess. Whatever. I mean he's certainly going

[00:14:58] to have it better than like the deformed person that's not in Aaron's plan. Well yeah definitely.

[00:15:03] Yet because of his physical defect he may not enter the room behind the inner curtain or approach

[00:15:09] the altar for this would defile my holy places. What the hell? I don't want this guy can I don't

[00:15:16] even I wouldn't want him as a god. I would not either. He's mean, he's dick. Right. I am the Lord

[00:15:23] who makes them holy. You're a dickhead. You're a dickhead that makes something. Yeah. I'm going to come

[00:15:31] fuck you. You're having hard time making words because you're so befuddled and gasped. And it's

[00:15:37] kind of an asshole, you know. So Moses gave these instructions to A. A. Ron and his sons and to all

[00:15:43] the Israelites the end. Okay. We're just trying to get to the end. I know but when you say A. A. Ron

[00:15:50] like you know that's going to throw people off. You got us. You got to say Aaron it is. I don't think so.

[00:15:55] No. I think anybody that listens to us and enjoys us would understand a key MPL reference.

[00:16:01] I'm sure you're probably right but there's also going to be people who listen to us and enjoy

[00:16:05] us that don't get the key MPL reference. But I said key MPL like a hundred times now. So they

[00:16:10] would understand now they'll go Google it but you know that's that you know anyway. All right let's

[00:16:18] go on. Don't be deformed and don't be a hoe at the end. Yeah. And let's go on to chapter 22. Yeah whatever.

[00:16:25] See you guys in a second. Yep.

[00:16:31] Leviticus chapter 22, the holiness of the offerings. The Lord said to Moses tell Aaron and his sons

[00:16:39] to be very careful with the sacred gifts that the Israelites set apart for me so they do not

[00:16:44] bring shame on my holy name. I'm the Lord. Do you think he wanted them to be careful with his special

[00:16:50] gifts because he was worried about defiling a house? I don't think the Lord said goddamn thing about it.

[00:16:55] I think Aaron didn't want him spoiling all this shit that we got. Yeah I think that Aaron and Moses

[00:17:00] were like y'all need to be careful with this shit that's for me. I mean the Lord. Right. Yeah. That's

[00:17:05] what I think. Give them the following instructions in all future generations if any of your descendants

[00:17:12] is ceremonially unclean when he approaches the sacred offerings that the people of Israel

[00:17:18] consecrate to the Lord. He must be cut off from my presence. I am the Lord. Good Lord. Right.

[00:17:24] If any of Aaron's descendants has a skin disease or any kind of discharge that makes him

[00:17:29] ceremonially unclean. There's those discharges again. Right. If he has gonorrhea, he may not eat

[00:17:35] from this. Wait does it actually say gonorrhea? No I added that. Oh. That's what the discharge was

[00:17:39] remember. Oh okay. Remember? Yeah I know but like you're reading from the Bible and you just

[00:17:44] added that in there as a word so like whatever. I was kind of curious if it actually said that.

[00:17:49] No I didn't say that. Okay sorry I misled you. All right. Sorry to disappoint you. Well

[00:17:53] as you're not just misleading me you're misleading other people too.

[00:17:58] Ask to do it the discharge you guys. Sorry. Anyway if he is grody he may not eat from the sacred

[00:18:07] sacred offerings until he has been pronounced clean. He also becomes unclean by touching a corpse

[00:18:13] or by having an emission of semen or by touching a small animal that is unclean. So like basically

[00:18:19] all the things that they've said make you unclean so far and live it a kiss. They still make you

[00:18:22] unclean. Yeah they still make you unclean. Or by touching someone who is ceremonially unclean for any

[00:18:27] reason. The man who is defiled in any of these ways will remain unclean. Unclean unclean. Until

[00:18:36] until evening. Until evening. He may not eat from the sacred offerings until he has bathed

[00:18:42] himself in water. When the sun goes down he will be ceremonially clean again and may eat from

[00:18:48] the sacred offerings for this is his food. He may not eat an animal that has died a natural death

[00:18:54] or has been torn apart by wild animals. For this would defile him. I'm the Lord. He is the Lord.

[00:19:01] I am the Lord. The priests must follow my instructions carefully otherwise they will be punished for

[00:19:06] their sin and will die. Yeah just ask Aaron's sons for violating my instructions. I am the Lord

[00:19:12] who makes them holy except even Aaron's sons like they didn't even get a warning. Right they're

[00:19:17] just dead. They dead. What was that one guy there was that one guy they just like died um

[00:19:22] he just got smited yeah for I don't remember the name was it or something like that

[00:19:27] it was it was it was it was er er er er er er yeah he just got dead it he just dead it yep no one

[00:19:36] outside a priest family may eat the sac I keep saying sacrid because I'm thinking like sacrificial

[00:19:43] right no one outside a priest family may eat the sacred offerings that's us even guests and hired

[00:19:50] workers in a priest home are not allowed to eat them however if the priest buys a slave for

[00:19:57] himself the slave may eat from the sacred offerings yeah because he's part of the fam now I guess

[00:20:03] yeah you're in my house you can eat it right right you still you still have to slave me yeah you

[00:20:08] slave for me well if they didn't let them eat from the sacred offerings they'd have to actually go

[00:20:12] out and get other food for them so they're like no we actually need to let this guy eat this stuff

[00:20:15] just let them whatever I don't feel like getting other food right I don't feel like earning a living

[00:20:20] right I love living off of we got all these people given a shit why not just let our slave eat it yeah

[00:20:25] just we'll be magnanimous this one time and if his slaves have children they also may share his

[00:20:32] food oh that nice they are allowing the slave and the slaves children to eat Magnanimous that's

[00:20:38] beautiful wonderful oh my god I hate this book if a priest daughter marry someone outside the

[00:20:45] priestly family she may no longer eat the sacred offerings he's like well you got married

[00:20:50] you're not a virgin by but if she becomes a widow or is divorced and has no children to support her

[00:20:56] and she returns to live in her father's home as in her youth she may eat her father's food again

[00:21:02] even though she's not a virgin wow that's that's nice of that's nice of them yeah you can move back

[00:21:08] home and we'll feed you I guess I guess otherwise no one outside a priest family may eat the sacred

[00:21:16] offerings any such person who eats the sacred offerings without realizing it must pay the priest

[00:21:22] for the amount eaten plus an additional 20 percent oh my god what the fuck I mean at least you don't

[00:21:29] die for eating it maybe unless I'm ready and let's go out in a bad room yeah the next paragraph

[00:21:34] will be like you pay 20 percent and you die I'd be like just kill me the priest must not let the

[00:21:40] Israelites defile the sacred offerings brought by the Lord brought to the Lord sorry by allowing

[00:21:47] unauthorized people to eat them that was a heart sentence this would bring guilt upon them

[00:21:52] and require them to pay compensation I am the Lord who makes them holy okay he's still the Lord

[00:21:58] the Lord is still the Lord yeah just in case any of us forgot yeah he's he's gross is what he is I

[00:22:05] agree he got a dirty butt I'm gonna say it I'm gonna say it Lord got a dirty butt okay and the

[00:22:13] Lord with the dirty butt said to Moses give Aaron and his sons and all the Israelites these

[00:22:19] instructions which apply both to need of Israelites and to the foreigners living among you

[00:22:24] if you present a gift as a burn offering to the Lord whether it is to fulfill a vow or

[00:22:30] as a voluntary offering you will be accepted only if you're offering as a male animal with no defects

[00:22:39] it may be a bullet ram or a male goat do not present an animal with defects because the Lord will

[00:22:44] not accept it on your behalf what's he gonna do come down yeah I mean like you're gonna

[00:22:51] this is still Moses reiterating all these rules that God told him on top of Mount Sinai right yeah

[00:22:57] and do you notice that every single one of these roles really really really um rewards Aaron and Moses

[00:23:03] yeah like that's I mean yeah yeah this is this is some this is like if Bezos created his own

[00:23:10] fucking religion you know that's hilarious you will work for no wages for me until blah blah blah blah

[00:23:16] and I shall be I am the Lord did you see there was I am the Bezos I am the Bezos did you see there

[00:23:23] was a petition going around um asking for a build a pass that would not allow Bezos to come back

[00:23:30] to earth yeah when yeah when sorry Jeff Bezos probably should say that whatever in case somebody

[00:23:35] doesn't know but uh yeah there's when he goes into space there's there's a position out there

[00:23:40] to like you know you're literally repeating what I said I do I'm sorry and the magical part was not

[00:23:47] just that there was a bill of petition but that it was close to reaching the 150,000 mark yeah yeah

[00:23:55] that's awesome yeah if you present a piece offering to the Lord from the herd or the flock whether

[00:24:00] it is to fulfill a vow or as a voluntary offering you must offer a perfect animal we already know

[00:24:08] it may have no defect of any kind you must not offer an animal that is blind grippled or injured

[00:24:13] or that has a wart a skin sore or scabs such animals must never be offered on the altar as special gifts

[00:24:19] to the Lord you know why because Moses and Aaron think that's gross I mean because the Lord is the

[00:24:25] Lord yeah because they could totally tell also if it had a heart palpitation or you know some other

[00:24:30] defect that's not actually visible yeah wait no they couldn't so they couldn't that doesn't matter

[00:24:36] guess what I'm here to tell you they ate defective me nanny nanny boo boo because yeah they just did okay

[00:24:45] if a bull or lamb has a leg that is too long or too short it may be offered as a voluntary offering

[00:24:50] but it may not be offered to fulfill a vow so it's good enough for a check the box offering like one

[00:24:59] of your generic blah blah blah offerings there's somebody literally measured the length of the legs

[00:25:04] before they chop it up to eat it I don't know this is so what's it all this whole thing is dumb if an

[00:25:10] animal has damaged testicles or is castrated you may not offer it to the Lord you must never do

[00:25:16] this in your own land and you must not accept such an animal from foreigners and then offer it as a

[00:25:22] sacrifice to your God such animals will not be accepted on your behalf for they are medallated

[00:25:28] or defective okay whatever yeah and the Lord said to Moses when a calf or lamb or goat is born it

[00:25:36] must be left with its mother for seven days from the eighth day on it will be acceptable as a special

[00:25:42] gift to the Lord so you remember how if a woman has gives birth to a daughter she's unclean for

[00:25:49] 14 days but a cow gives birth to a calf and only needs seven days before you can touch it yep that's

[00:25:57] fucked up yeah a cow or cow the cows more clean than a woman yeah yeah that sounds about right that

[00:26:07] sounds about the way women are still treated today but you must not slaughter a mother animal and her

[00:26:14] offspring on the same day whether from the herd or the flock why it doesn't say okay because he is

[00:26:20] the Lord dole yeah right when you bring a Thanksgiving offering to the Lord sacrifice it properly so

[00:26:27] you will be accepted I don't think they mean Thanksgiving like the American holiday giving thanks

[00:26:33] essentially yeah each the entire sacrificial animal on the day it is presented do not leave any of

[00:26:39] it until the next morning I am the Lord this the most these instructions in Leviticus are just

[00:26:46] instructions to Aaron and his sons essentially yeah and yes they do affect other people but it's

[00:26:55] kind of up to Aaron to like push that knowledge out to them and stuff right right uh you must faithfully

[00:27:02] keep all my commands by putting them into practice for I am the Lord do not bring shame on my holy name

[00:27:07] for I will display my holiness among the people of Israel I am the Lord who makes you holy it was

[00:27:12] I who rescued you from the land of Egypt that I might be your God I am the Lord the end I am the Lord

[00:27:18] I am the Lord I'm the Lord and don't forget that I saved your ass and he's the Lord and I'm the Lord

[00:27:23] and I saved you yeah that you owe me forever the end and I'll never forget how much of a dick is

[00:27:28] I will never forget that either yeah and being a woman and all right yeah definitely

[00:27:35] a woman who has um had more than one marriage in my history right yeah well to be fair we both

[00:27:42] be dead in biblical time oh god we would yeah I think we're done though right yeah that's that

[00:27:47] and and gross so uh we'll be doing uh 23 and 24 next week next week yeah and we'll be doing our Q&A

[00:27:55] on Tuesday yep so you have till five Eastern on Sunday to get your questions to us yep all right

[00:28:01] we'll see you guys soon bye

[00:28:14] husband yeah wife um it's the end so we should say all the things we definitely should say all

[00:28:19] the things what things should we say so we want people to get a hold of us and there's ways that

[00:28:25] they can do that so one of those ways I know is email what's that email address sacrilegious

[00:28:31] discourse at gmail.com and they should do that by five Eastern on Sundays if they want their question

[00:28:40] to be included in our new Tuesday Q&A episodes every week yeah I'm really looking forward to hearing

[00:28:46] from some of our fans for sure yeah they can also get a hold of us on social media and we have

[00:28:53] Twitter Instagram Facebook and Pinterest um probably the easiest way would be through Twitter at

[00:28:59] sacrilegious underscore d for d's not still yes still still I guess or dumb dumb or do do yeah wherever

[00:29:07] you want to go with that I guess right right okay um yeah so we have all those things and they should

[00:29:12] go there yeah they should okay and then also what else should they do they should like you know

[00:29:19] review us on Apple podcasts because that really really helps us out and you know if you are on any

[00:29:23] other podcast now just like hit a heart or a like thing or something thumbs up whatever the

[00:29:29] hell it is just do it okay do it all right I think that's all we got oh you know what I have one

[00:29:35] more thing oh she's got one more thing um thank you so much guys for listening and choosing us to

[00:29:40] spend your time with we really appreciate you all and you're definitely top shelf yeah honestly it

[00:29:47] makes a smile just about every day yep