Bible Study for Atheists: Leviticus Chapters 13 - 14

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[00:05:29] It's a skin. That's what I thought. Some sort of skin. The only other something. The only element is it. I don't, I don't, I've never noticed anybody with lepricy. It's kind of a thing that doesn't happen much anymore. I didn't think so but I mean maybe it's

[00:05:43] still out there somewhere, right? Yeah. There are still lepricy is still a thing but it's not a big thing. So I don't want to make fun of it too much but like it is kind of funny that it's like specifically

[00:05:53] covered in the Bible. Right, right after childbirth. Yeah. Yeah. Like you know all those problems that you have with those fucking women having babies and then the people with the bad

[00:06:05] skin and you know all those problems. Yeah. Whatever. All right. Well let's see what they have to say. This is disin chanting. The Lord said to Moses and Aaron if anyone has a swelling or a

[00:06:18] rash or discolored skin that might develop into a serious skin disease. That person must be brought to Aaron the priest or to one of his sons. The priest will examine the affected area of

[00:06:30] the skin. If the hair in the affected area has turned white and the problem appears to be more than skin deep, it is a serious skin disease and the priest who examines it must pronounce the person

[00:06:42] ceremonially unclean. Oh no. Yeah, could you imagine like you're already suffering, right? And then somebody's like on top of your physical suffering also you're on clean bitch. Right. Yeah. Let's take you to this priest who knows nothing about skin conditions and make sure that he

[00:06:59] like they can just like whatever. I'm really scared that like the follow up to this is going to be and you die. But if the affected area of the skin is only a white discoloration and does not appear

[00:07:13] to be more than skin deep and if the hair on the spot has not turned white, the priest will quarantine the person for seven days. On the seventh day the priest will make another examination.

[00:07:25] If he finds the affected area has not changed and the problem has not spread on the skin, the priest will quarantine the person for seven more days. On the seventh day the priest will make

[00:07:36] another examination. If he finds the affected area has faded and has not spread, the priest will pronounce the person ceremonially clean. They gave more of a shit about these white things on people's

[00:07:47] skin than Republicans gave a shit about coronavirus. Oh my god. Boom. It was only a rash. It literally says that. It was only a rash. I mean, this is scary because like I'm allergic to shellfish

[00:08:03] and like I get hives and so I would love to be declared ceremonially unclean because some asshole fed me shrimp. Right? Yeah. The person's clothing must be washed and the person will be ceremonially

[00:08:19] but if the rash continues to spread after the person has been examined by the priest and has been pronounced clean, the infected person must return to be examined again. I mean this makes

[00:08:31] some like doctors and priests. But it's like guess what? If you're sick, you're sick. And if you're not sick, you're not sick. But if you think you're not sick, but then you get sick, you're still sick.

[00:08:45] And they use the same terminology to describe sickness as they do like other things that are like everything's unclean. Like touching a dead carcass, you're on clean if you touch a dead

[00:08:56] carcass. But also if you have a rash. Yeah, also you have a rash. You're also on clean. Unclean. Right? I mean like I haven't had my toenails done in a while so the bottom of my feet are

[00:09:08] pretty fucking dry. I am ceremonially unclean. Right? Right. If the priest finds that the rash has spread, he must pronounce the person ceremonially unclean for it is indeed a skin disease or you know a rash. Right? Because they knew so much about diseases back then. Because

[00:09:28] not all rashes are diseases and not all diseases are rash. Right. You've done motherfuckers. Like they didn't have a clue back then. They just like yeah that looks like something that we don't want to deal with. That sure is spreading. Yeah. Anyone who develops a serious

[00:09:43] skin disease must go to the priest for an examination. If the priest finds a white swelling on the skin and some hair on the spot has turned white and there is an open sore in the affected area,

[00:09:55] it is a chronic skin disease. Oh my. And the priest must pronounce the person ceremonially unclean. What if it was just like a really bad pimple? Right? Which I have had because I have really bad acne sometimes. Yeah, like this seems like absolutely crap. Yeah. They didn't have

[00:10:10] not seen him back then. So I'm like, see him. Oh, okay. It's such cases the person need not be quarantined for it is obvious that the skin is defiled by this disease. He doesn't have to be quarantined

[00:10:29] because he has a disease. That's opposite opposite. No, no they quarantine them to find out if they have the disease but then after they know they have the disease or like whatever we can

[00:10:40] obviously see you have a disease so just go ahead and do about your business. Yeah yeah go ahead spread it to all of us. Right that's great. Now suppose the disease has spread all over the person

[00:10:50] skin covering the body from head to foot. When the priest examines the infected person and finds that the disease covers the entire body he will pronounce the person ceremonially clean. When you say pronounce the person I can't expect him to say dead. My God. My go, you're

[00:11:07] smited. You're smited, you're smith. You're smoot. You're smoot. You've been smoot. Since the skin has turned completely white the person is clean. What? What? But if any open source appear the infected person will be pronounced ceremonially unclean. That's like really confusing.

[00:11:27] Like if you have a rash but it's a dry rash you have a disease but you're still clean. I think of this stuff is on purpose confusing so that the priest can tell you whatever the fuck you want to

[00:11:39] tell you. Yeah and you can always be mad at whoever he wants. Right yeah that's my theory. You are beautiful. You are ugly. You have lots of money and you'll be alright so. The priest must make this

[00:11:53] pronouncement as soon as he sees an open source since open source indicate the presence of a skin disease or is it? Right. However if the open seal, I'm sorry if the open source heal and turn white

[00:12:08] like the rest of the skin the person must return to the priest for another examination. Passes of examinations. So basically keep going back to the doctor every week. The doctor being the priest.

[00:12:20] Yeah or hide this shit because it sounds like a lot of trouble. Hmm? If the affected areas have in D turned white, the priest will then pronounce the person serimonyally be clean by declaring

[00:12:31] get this you are clean. Exploration boy. It glows. Oh shit is that hell. He'll do it huh? Okay. Yeah. If anyone has a boil on the skin that is started to heal but a white swallowing or a reddish white

[00:12:48] spot develops in its place, that person must go to the priest to be examined. If the priest ooh like that could happen if you have a splinter. Right. Right. Yeah. If the priest is-

[00:13:01] I have to comment here because like we've talked about building instructions for an arc. We've talked about birthing instructions just last week. We've talked about- Which animals to eat? Yeah, which animals to eat in a way. Like these are like rules for living in an arcade time.

[00:13:20] Yeah. Like that's all this is. Like the Bible is literally a book of fucking rules. How to hope you don't die during times before doctors? Yeah and if your dying go see this person.

[00:13:33] And you'll probably still die but we don't have somebody who wants to give it a shot. Right. Yeah. If the priest examines it and finds it to be more than skin deep and if the hair in

[00:13:43] the affected area has turned white, the priest must pronounce the person ceremonially unclean. The boil has become a serious skin disease. Oh no. So say it's the priest. Right. Yeah. But if the priest finds no white hair on the affected area and the problem appears to be no

[00:14:00] more than skin deep and has faded. The priest must quarantine the person for seven days. We're getting into repetition here. Yeah. If during that time the affected area spreads on the skin, the priest must pronounce the person ceremonially unclean because it is a serious disease.

[00:14:17] I can see that they must have gone like every time somebody came in let me consult the books. And right. Like you are so fucking confusing. See, it's just a clean. You are diseased but unclean.

[00:14:30] Which which boil do you have? Is it the red with the weight or the weight with the hair or the the all the weight? No. Okay. But if the area grows no larger and does not spread,

[00:14:41] it is merely the scar from the boil and the priest will pronounce the person ceremonially clean. Yeah. The wait for scars. Of course to much. Sure. If anyone has suffered a burn on the skin and the burned area changes color becoming either reddish white or shiny white,

[00:14:59] the priest must examine it. If he finds that the hair in the affected area has turned white and the problem appears to be more than skin deep, a skin disease has broken out in the burn.

[00:15:11] The priest must then pronounce the person ceremonially unclean for it is clearly a serious skin disease. I just what to so ceremonially ceremonially unclean means that you can't handle things in the tabernacle on stuff right? Right. So but like other than that where there are any like I

[00:15:31] they aren't saying that there's other rules to this but like I wonder what ceremonially unclean actually meant in like logistically. If it reminds me of in the movie Ghost, when we'll be Goldberg turns to Demi Moran says girl you gotta pray. But if the priest finds

[00:15:52] no white hair on the affected area and the problem appears to be no more than skin deep and has faded, the priest must quarantine the infected person for seven days. On the seventh day

[00:16:04] the priest must examine the person again. If the affected area has spread on the skin the priest must pronounce that person ceremonially unclean for it is clearly a serious skin disease. But if

[00:16:17] the affected area has not changed or spread on the skin and has faded it is simply a swelling from the burn. The priest will then pronounce the person ceremonially unclean for it is only

[00:16:29] the scar from the burn. If anyone either a man or woman has a sore on the head or chin so the chin is not your head. The priest must examine it. If he finds it is more than skin deep

[00:16:45] and has fine yellow hair on it, the priest must pronounce the person ceremonially unclean. It is a scabby sore of the head or chin. If the priest examines the scabby sore and finds

[00:17:01] it is only skin deep but there is no black hair on it. He must quarantine the person for seven days. Oh, it would not want to be the black hair. I got a little black hair on my face. But you don't have it

[00:17:12] in an open sore. Okay. All right. And would you want to be the priest sticking your fingers up in that? No. No. On the seventh day the priest must examine the sore again. Maybe Aaron son's got lucky when they got smoted. Smoted. Smoted. Smoted. Smoted. Smoted. Smoted.

[00:17:29] Come on now. Get with your, get your tenses there. Oh God. If he finds that the scabby sore has not spread and there is no yellow hair on it and it appears to be only skin deep. The person

[00:17:41] must shave off all hair except the hair on the affected area. I'm sorry for laughing but can you imagine going to church and this is what they covered like is the sermons. Like I would pay to go

[00:17:56] to that fucking sermon. Oh my God. And now we talk about no proceeds. All right, and this is how we are hom, serimony, unclean. Whatever scabby, sorors and white hairs and yellow hairs and open

[00:18:13] sorors and yeah that's a man. Amen. Amen. I like that part. Then the priest must quarantine the person for another seven days. On the seventh day he will examine the sore again if it is not

[00:18:26] spread and appears to be no more than skin deep. The priest will pronounce the person serimonially clean. Yeah. The person is clothing must be washed and the person will be serimonially clean. Not just dipped in water but washed. Right. Okay. But it's fair fine.

[00:18:41] You're getting on my nerves. But if this scabby sore begins to spread after the person is pronounced clean, the priest must do another examination. I'm already sick of being in the priest job and

[00:18:54] I'm not even doing his job. Right. A dam is sucks. It sucks. If he finds that the sore has spread, the priest does not need to look for yellow hair. The infected person is serimonially unclean.

[00:19:07] But if this color of the scabby sore does not change and black hair has grown on it, it is healed. The priest will then pronounce the person serimonially clean. Bad ash. That's really? If anyone either a man or woman has shiny white patches on the skin,

[00:19:26] the priest must examine the affected area. If he finds that the shiny patches are only pale white, this is a harmless skin rash and the person is serimonially clean. So the Bible was like the male

[00:19:38] clinic book before the male clinic became out. It was basically a real one here. Exactly. All right. If a man loses his hair and his head becomes bald, he is still serimonially clean. Thank God.

[00:19:52] And if he loses hair on his forehead, he simply has a bald forehead head. Or head. forehead. Yeah. He is still clean. However, if a reddish white sore appears on the

[00:20:03] old area on top of his head or on his forehead, this is a skin disease. Oh my. Oh, you're ready. The priest must examine him and if he finds swelling around the reddish white

[00:20:15] sore anywhere on the man's head and it looks like a skin disease. The man is indeed infected with a skin disease and his unclean. Again, these sound like pimples. Oh no, right. So I'm just saying

[00:20:27] the priest must pronounce him ceremonially unclean because of the sore on his head. Those who suffer from a serious skin disease must tear their clothing and leave their air uncombed. That's care to it. Tear their clothing. Tear. Tear it. What what is tearing your clothing? Do for

[00:20:46] you. They must cover their mouth and call out unclean, unclean. Seriously, is that what it says? They must cover their mouth and call out quote, unclean exclamation point. This is for bald

[00:21:02] bull. Red sore is on the top of the head. Okay. Because it wasn't like that for the other ones than that issues. But if you go bald and you get a pimple on your head and you don't

[00:21:12] cover your mouth and shout unclean, I'm going to be very disappointed. As long as the serious disease lasts, they will be ceremonially unclean. They must live in isolation in their place outside the camp. Oh, so you kind of get banished? Well yeah, that's why there were

[00:21:30] lepersy. Well no, that's that was asked earlier about like what is it? Yeah, no, I mean, I get that. But like this is the first time I've heard like what does being ceremonially ceremonially

[00:21:39] unclean actually do to you other than not being able to touch the shit in the tabernacle and stuff, you know? Bye. Yeah. Peace out, bro. Now, suppose Mildu contaminate some woolen or linen clothing woolen or linen fabric, the height of an animal or anything made of leather. If

[00:21:59] the contaminated area in the clothing, the animal hide, the fabric or the leather article has turned greenish or reddish, it is contaminated with Mildu and must be shown to the priest. After examining the affected spot, the priest will put the article in quarantine for seven days.

[00:22:16] They didn't have no bleach back then. Y'all need some lides on the left and here. You're taking a piece of clothing to the priest and you're going to quarantine the clothing. Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah. On the seventh day, the priest must inspect it again if the

[00:22:32] contaminated area has spread the clothing or fabric or leather is clearly contaminated by a serious Mildu and is ceremonially unclean. The priest must burn the item, the clothing, the woolen or linen fabric or piece of leather for it has been contaminated by a serious Mildu as opposed to

[00:22:52] just a silly Mildu. Very serious. It must be completely destroyed by fire. I mean, I'm going with fire. I'm going down with that, I wouldn't want to have that Mildu sitting around.

[00:23:02] You know what? I was skip the week and just be like, it's probably like one of these throw in the damn fire. Yeah. However, but if the priest examines it, you know, after the week and finds that

[00:23:11] the contaminated area has not spread in the clothing, the fabric or the leather, the priest will order the object to be washed and then quarantine for seven more days. It was merely peace soup stain.

[00:23:24] Right. Then the priest must examine the object again if he finds that the contaminated area has not changed color after being washed, even if it did not spread, the object is defiled. It must be completely burned up whether the contaminated spot is on the inside or outside.

[00:23:41] Nice. I might have a pimples. Should I go to a church and just ask some, hey, could you guys inspect this for me? This is slippery scene. But if the priest examines it and finds that the contaminated

[00:23:51] area has faded after being washed, he must cut the spot from the clothing, the fabric or the leather. If the spot later reappears on the clothing, the fabric or the leather article, the Mildu is clearly spreading. Clearly. Clearly. And the contaminated object must be burned up.

[00:24:07] I just wouldn't take any chances back then. Yeah. I would just assume everything is dirty. Everything is gross. Right. All must go. Yeah. But if the spot disappears from the clothing, the fabric or the leather article after it has been washed, it must be washed again.

[00:24:22] Then it will be ceremonially clean. These are the instructions for dealing with Mildu that contaminates woolen or linen clothing or fabric or anything made of leather. This is how the priest will determine whether these items are ceremonially clean or unclean the end of that

[00:24:39] chapter. Okay. That was very exciting. That was leprosy and clothes, huh? Yeah. No, leprosy and Mildu. Leprosy and Mildu. Yeah. And burns and pimples. That was all one section. That was all chapter

[00:24:53] 30 minutes. I was making sure we had that mistake last week. Oh my god! I'm going to punch you. Yeah, you might. I will. Okay. Ow. I did. You did. Okay. All right. So now we're moving on to

[00:25:09] the Vitticus chapter 14. All right. We'll see you guys in a second. Yep. So we're back, but I have bad news for you. No, not bad news. I'm sorry it is bad news. No, right, let me see. That was the end of chapter 13. We're about to start chapter 14,

[00:25:31] but it's a continuation of leprosy and shit. Yeah. And the Lord said to Moses, the following instructions are for those seeking ceremonially. Wait, I said that wrong. Seeking ceremonial purification from a skin disease. That's all we already covered that.

[00:25:53] No, we covered what the weather they're cleaner now. Now we're going to tell him how to so purify it. Okay. So you're unclean. Yeah, you're unclean now. Exactly. Those who like to keep it simple, god. Shut up. Those who have been healed must be brought to

[00:26:10] the priest who will examine them at a place outside the camp. If the priest finds that someone has been healed of a serious skin disease, he will perform a purification ceremony using two

[00:26:21] live birds, two live crew that are ceremonially clean, a stick of cedar. At first I thought that said a stick of cheddar and I was like, oh, some scarlet yarn and his soft breath. This sounds interesting. Definitely scarlet though. Can't be like blue or purple. Right, right out.

[00:26:44] The priest will, what is his soft? I don't know. H-Y-S-S-O-P. It's a his soft branch. So I guess it's a type of water. It's probably a type of tree or what you're saying. Okay. The priest will order

[00:26:55] that one bird be slaughtered over a clay pot filled with fresh water. He will take the live bird, the cedar stick, the scarlet yarn and the his soft branch and dip them into the blood of the bird

[00:27:07] that was slaughtered over the fresh water. So cool. You're taking the other bird and dipping it in its friends blood. It's friend. I mean, hello? They probably had been engaged together and

[00:27:22] they're like, oh my god, that's my buddy. Oh god, I don't know. Do birds work that way? I don't know. Well, I know penguins more than losses and stuff like that. Thank you. Yeah.

[00:27:34] I didn't know that. Yeah. I knew elephants mourned loss. No, penguins do too. They cry. I mean, they don't cry but they... They lament. Yeah. I didn't know that. Are you making that up?

[00:27:44] I'm not. I feel like you're making that up. I don't think I am. I'm pretty sure I'm not. Oh, so you might be. I mean, there's a small chance but I think I'm right on that. Well, I know

[00:27:53] that elephants mourn moreover they do cry. Yeah. They're also Canadian geese mate with one bird their whole life. Well, they're gross and I hit them so I don't really fucking do. They also

[00:28:04] were very sad if they're mate, guys. Oh, whatever. So I'm glad if they're sadness. How about that? I am quite the asshole. That is mean. I don't care because geese are mean. I still have a scar.

[00:28:16] Am I a bird's eye where one bit me? Because they are mean asshole. I mean, I'm not denying the fact that they're mean but it's still mean that you said that. Well, I don't wish sadness on them but

[00:28:28] I'm not going to be sad for them. How about that? Okay. The priest will then sprinkle the blood of the dead birds seven times, not eight, not six, seven on the person being purified of the skin disease.

[00:28:41] That should help with skin disease. Sure. Sprinkle in blood on them. Absolutely. Yeah. That's what I always do when the priest has purified the person he will release the live bird and the open

[00:28:53] field to fly away. The person being purified must then, oh, the person being purified must then wash their clothes, shave off all their hair and bid themselves in water. Well, yeah because having blood on you is also ceremonially unclean. Isn't that right? Tell women. I mean what

[00:29:12] boy, yeah, but they're ceremonially unclean for like a week or two. I don't know. Or actually maybe even like 30 plus days for that. Yeah. Think about if they had like endometriosis and stuff and

[00:29:22] they were like always bleeding. Yeah. Sock to be them. Yes, it would. Well, men suck. Then they will be ceremonially clean and may return to the camp. However, they must remain outside their tents for seven days. It wasn't cold. On the seventh day, they must again shave

[00:29:42] all the hair from their heads including the hair of the beard and eyebrows. From their chin chin chin chin. And their eyebrows. You know what? You have some wigsy as eyebrows, so that could

[00:29:54] only be a good thing for you. Right. Yeah. They must also wash their clothes and bid themselves in water. Then they will be ceremonially clean. On the eighth day, each person being purified must

[00:30:07] bring two male lambs and a one year old female lamb all with no defects along with a grain offering of six quarts of choice flour, masoned with olive oil and a cup of olive oil. Seems like heavy

[00:30:22] payment for a... So you have no fucking skin disease. So good, sick, good, good. Then the officiating priest will present that person for purification along with the offerings before the Lord at the entrance

[00:30:37] of the David Aquil. You think there was like a camp like 50 miles away where they just were like guys this sucks. I'm going to live over there. Really? That would be kind of funny. I mean,

[00:30:48] I'm just saying like you think that happened like if I like you're living with all these fucking stupid ass rules and shit where they're sprinkling blood on you and making you live outside of the camp for pimples and whatever. They might actually prefer to live with the

[00:31:02] like people. Can't you imagine a few people getting together and being like hey, there's this nice potholam like a couple days walk that way. You guys down? Yeah, all right let's go.

[00:31:12] We are a sick real bad. We are down with the sickness. The priest will take one of the male lambs and the olive oil and present them as a gill offering. Gill offering. They should feel

[00:31:29] guilty. Those sick bastards. They're okay. Lifting them up as a special offering before the Lord he will then slaughter the male lambs in the sacred area where sin offerings and burnt offerings are slaughtered. As with the sin offering, the gill offering belongs to the priest. That's lucky.

[00:31:48] Right. He's walking around. He did have to do a lot of inspecting of bad skin. Whatever. So I'm just saying it is a most holy offering. The priest will then take some of the blood and the gill offering

[00:32:00] and apply it to the lobe of the right ear, not the long loop of the liver. Right. And the thumb of the right hand and the big toe of the right foot of the person being purified. Okay. Because

[00:32:15] the right is the best side ever and you have to hit all the high points of the right side. Well yeah. Then the priest I like how you just like, well yeah, like that makes total sense.

[00:32:26] I mean, it doesn't. But just in any way whatsoever we're reading the Bible so everything's stupid. So over the grain of salt. Yeah exactly. Then the priest will pour some of the olive oil into

[00:32:39] the palm of his own left hand. He will dip his right finger into the oil in his palm. Wait, which right finger? There's multiple fingers. No. The middle one? The pointer. The pointer. Whatever. Didn't say that. I'm going to get this moated Aaron's sons over a fucking flame.

[00:32:58] Okay, you're right. And I'm just, you know, I'm just saying it. Well if he doesn't specify then I'm going to guess that it's the pointer finger. All right. Whatever. Right finger into the oil

[00:33:07] in his palm and sprinkle some of it with his finger seven times before the Lord. The priest will then apply some of the oil in his palm over the blood from the gill offering that is on the lobe

[00:33:19] of the right ear, the thumb of the right hand and the big toe of the right foot of the person being purified. The priest will apply the oil remaining in his hand to the head of the person

[00:33:30] being purified through this process. The priest will purify the person before the Lord. Then the priest must present the sin offering to purify the person who is cured of the skin disease. Sin offering too on top of a gill offering? Hmm. After that the priest will slaughter

[00:33:47] the burnt offering and offer it on the altar along with the grain offering. Yeah, all that stuff was all the different offerings. That's crazy. If you're sick, you have to do all the off apparently.

[00:33:58] Like they don't like people being sick. Through this process the priest will purify the person who is healed and the person will be ceremonially cleaned. There's a lot of work. But anyone who is too poor and cannot afford all these motherfucking offerings may bring one male

[00:34:16] lamb for a guilt offering to be lifted up as a special offering for purification. I love how they have the cheapo discount. The discount one. There's always a, there's always a bite. But if you're not rich enough to bring us the actual offering, there's this other one.

[00:34:34] I mean we'll still let you come back into the camp. Right. Yeah, you just, you know, you're going to have to wait till Wednesday and something get it done on Monday because I bet there were blow jobs involved. Not gonna lie. The person must also bring two

[00:34:50] courts of choice flour, moistened with olive oil for the grain offering and a cup of olive oil. The offering must also include two total doves or two young pigeons, whichever the person can afford.

[00:35:03] You got it. One of the pair must be used for the sin offering and the other for burnt offering. On the eighth day of the purification ceremony, the person being purified must bring the offerings to the priest and the Lord's presence at the entrance of the devil neckle.

[00:35:20] The priest will take the lamb for the guilt offering along with the olive oil and lift them up as a special offering to the Lord. Then the priest will slaughter the lamb for the guilt offering.

[00:35:29] He will take some of its blood and apply it to the low of the right ear, the thumb of the right hand and the big toe of the right foot of the person being purified. It's amazing. After reading

[00:35:38] the Bible this far, how I don't even respond to them slaughtering animals at this point in order to be normalized as my head is part of the Bible mantra. They kill animals and they wipe blood. Yeah, there you go. They're killing another animal. Okay. Whatever. The priest will

[00:35:53] also pour some of the olive oil. I mean he's basically doing the same thing but with you know, lesser animals for the poor people. Right. Yeah. The priest will also pour some of the

[00:36:01] olive oil into the palm of his own left hand. He will dip his right finger into the oil of his palm and sprinkle some of it seven times before the Lord. The priest will then apply some of

[00:36:10] the oil in his palm over the blood from the guilt offering that is on the little but the right ear, the thumb up the right hand and the big toe of the right foot of the person being purified.

[00:36:19] The priest will apply the oil remaining in his hand to the head of the person being purified through this process. The priest will purify the person before the Lord. Then the priest will

[00:36:28] offer the two total doves or the two young pigeons whichever the person can afford. One of them is for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering to be presented along with the grain

[00:36:38] offering through this process. The priest will purify the person before the Lord, before the Lord, before the Lord. I mean before the Lord. I'm zoning out. Right. I'm like this is this is like

[00:36:49] he does all the things and he does them no matter what whatever you bring those are the things he is. Right. Yeah. I mean it's it's it shouldn't say old testament. It's just say instruction manual. Boring this. Yeah. These are the instructions for purification for those

[00:37:05] who have recovered from a serious skin disease, but who cannot afford to bring the offerings normally required for the ceremony of purification. Then the Lord said to Moses and Aaron, when you were arriving, Cainin, the land I am giving you as your own possession,

[00:37:21] I may contaminate some of the houses in your land with mildew. What? The owner is such a house because he can. Okay. If you were God wouldn't you infect some houses with mildew? No.

[00:37:39] Nor would I. The owner of such a house must then go to the priest and say, he jupyves that my house has some kind of mildew. Godly mildew apparently. Before the priest goes into inspect the house, he must have the house emptied so nothing inside will be pronounced

[00:37:58] ceremonially unclean. The way there was already in there with the stuff. So what is moving about how does that make it ceremony ceremony? You just get that shout. Okay. Stop asking so many

[00:38:09] damn questions. I mean, you know? No. You are going to help. I am. I'm happy about it. Then the priest will go in and examine the mildew on the walls. It's all on the wall. It's

[00:38:22] not enough. The ceiling is a wall. It's a wall across the top. All right. You were asking about why take the stuff out. The stuff is separate from the house itself. Right. And then the

[00:38:34] priest will go in and examine the mildew on the walls. If he finds greenish or reddish streaks and the contamination appears to go deeper than the wall surface, the priest will step outside the door and put the house in quarantine for seven days on house you're in quarantine.

[00:38:52] God did this. God did this. He's saying so according to Moses. Yeah, I'm like, why would you do this? He works in mysterious ways. Are they going to give us next explanation as to why

[00:39:05] God don't think they will. I really don't think they will. Because it's really dumb. It is on the seven day the priest must return for another inspection. If he finds that the mildew

[00:39:15] on the walls of the house has spread, the priest must order that the stones from those areas be removed. I bet they also have to do something like pay the fucking priest because of the mildew that

[00:39:27] God put there. Yep, I bet they do. I could be wrong but the contaminated material will then be taken outside the town to an area designated as ceremonially unclean. This is the place where

[00:39:41] we put the rocks that have fucking mildew on them. It's like a Bible time is dump. Don't before dump times. Next, the inside walls of the entire house must be scraped thoroughly

[00:39:56] and the scraping's dumped in the unclean place outside the town. If they only just had some fucking bleach or lice all right. Other stones will be brought into a place the ones that were removed

[00:40:09] and the walls will be replastered. But if the mildew reappears after all the stones have been replaced and the house has been scraped and replastered. Same card to dick. The priest must again. I mean, yeah, that goes without saying. The priest must return and inspect the house again.

[00:40:28] If he finds that the mildew has spread, the walls are clearly contaminated with a serious mildew and the house is defiled. It must be torn down and all its stones, Timbers and plaster must be

[00:40:41] carried out of town to the place designated as ceremonially unclean. Is this where like your pastor or preacher, whatever would be like he God put works in mysterious ways and he's going

[00:40:54] to put these obstacles in your way to teach you a lesson about humility or whatever the fuck it is whatever. This bunch of bullshit is what it is. Yeah, because you know what, so no,

[00:41:07] shit happens in it sucks. Yeah, and that's what it is. If somebody intentionally did this to me, I'd be like fuck you dude. Yeah, but remember you're living in leprosy camp. You don't have to worry about

[00:41:18] it. True. Those who enter the house during the period of quarantine will be ceremonially unclean until evening because that's when until evening. That's when all mildew goes away. Right, obviously. And all who sleep or eat in the house must wash their clothing.

[00:41:35] Sure. But if the priest returns for his inspection and finds that the mildew is not reappeared in the house after the fresh plastering, he will pronounce it clean because the mildew is clearly

[00:41:46] gone on. Clearly. Clearly to purify the house, the priest must take two birds, a stick of seat or some scarlet yarn, and a hisop branch. He will slaughter one of the birds over clay,

[00:41:58] fought pot filled with fresh water. He will take the same thing. Yeah, he will take the seat or stick, the hisop branch, the scarlet yarn and the live bird and dip them into the blood of

[00:42:09] the slaughtered bird and into the fresh water. Then he will sprinkle the house seven times, but not on the thumb because houses don't have thumb. Right. When the priest has purified the

[00:42:20] house in exactly this way, he will release the live bird and the open fields outside the town. Through this process, the priest will purify the house and it will be ceremonially clean. These are the instructions for dealing with serious skin diseases, including scabby source

[00:42:38] and mildew, whether on clothing or in a house and a swelling on the skin, a rash or discolored skin. I want somebody to post on my Facebook feed that they need somebody to like reference

[00:42:50] and how they get rid of some mildew in their house. Well, let me tell you, this procedure will determine whether a person or object is ceremonially clean or unclean. These are the instructions regarding skin diseases and mildew. The end. We should really like do

[00:43:09] a like a Twitter search unlike mildew. Oh my god. Is this like fine anybody with a little do-out? The Vitticus 14. It cures what else. I can't, oh my god. That was too much.

[00:43:25] That was kind of funny though. It was kind of funny. I don't know. I kind of have thumb at that. It was funny, you know. It's all rules. It's all rules on how to do this, that or the other.

[00:43:36] And it's like, like we've talked about this so many times about how the Bible was a set of laws for people who didn't have sets of laws. That's essentially what it was. You got to do this to

[00:43:48] not have mildew in your house. You got to know? I mean, why else would this shit be in the Bible? The Bible. Why is God worried about fucking mildew? Don't leave your clothes in the washer overnight.

[00:44:00] Make sure you take it to the dryer. Or you will be ceremonially unclean. I don't know, and it's very dumb. Yeah but all right. Well next week we got Leviticus 15 and 16. That is correct. All right. Well we will see you guys then. Bye.

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